*joins the server*

>*Jet engine and Electric fan sounds in the background*
>*Jeep drives by and honks, O DALAWA PA PA QUIAPO, MANONG PAKIUSOG NAMAN SHAMAN TO SHAMAN loud metal banging is heard*
>*OY PUTANGINA HOLDAP TO, AKIN NA WALET MO GAGO is heard in the background*
>*BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT howling is heard*
>AY PAKSHET 10 MINITS NA LANG. Game has just started.
>youtube.com/watch?v=3FGA6TAx0jQ plays, MAGANDANG GABI PILIPINAS, MAY BINARIL NA LALAKE SA ESKINITA SA MAY TONDO, DRAG DILER UMANO, NANLABAN SABI NG PULISYA
>Shadow fiend went to mid, congregation of kids forms behind him, providing ambience
>*Tricycle hits a cyclist, soul piercing scream is heard as cyclist dies on the street, Tricycle moves on*
>OY NANDITO BA SI KUYA MAYKEL? OY TAWAG KA NI MAMA BILI KA DAW TILAPIA ETO PERA
>AY TANGINA WAN MINIT NA LANG, 'TE MARICAR ISANG ORAS PA PAPATAYIN KO LANG TONG INBOKER
>WALANG HIYA KA NO, TAWAG KA NG NANAY MO OY TATLONG ORAS KA NA DI-
he is finally muted

I just moved to sea and playing on the servers are very different, for example any joke about someones mother regardless of how shitty it was , is met with intensive laughter from everybody.

/asean/ general

Filipinos are just asian mexicans

>LoL
>DOTA 2
>CS:GO
daily reminder than anyone who plays these games are just as bad as flipmonkeys and smells like shit too

They even speak Spanish over there.

You forgot the loud ass beeping from machines beckoning you to put 5 pesos in them so you can play longer because Internet cafes are somehow combined with arcade machines and it just works. Alternatively
>KUYAAA PAKE EXTEND NAMAN MGA TEN MINUTES

so whats with the filipinos threads lately?

same

wkwkwkwkwkwkwk

>be pinoy
>play vidya at 10pm at net cafe
>power goes out

because they're fucking shit that needs to be gassed and nuked

you forgot
>uTaK mOngGo
>apAkaBobO mO
>pUtAnGINA mo
like they have literally no social lives and care only about vidya "games"

*joins your war*

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This was kino tho because you basically got free time cause the system usually fries. I’m more disgusted by the headphones and shit, especially on the Youporn viewing side of the cafe.

this aspect of the flag is kino desu, is there even another country that does this?

>be flip
>go to a "prestigious" internet cafe
>they blocked Yea Forums
>tags: sexual content, racism, tasteless

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Tasteless is one thing we're not

OP got cucked by a flip

My taste > your taste

it's not so bad, sometimes i just tell people that philippines in my place atleast is like poor man's singapore

It was literally displayed in the random whatever australian block site that opened after I attempted to browse Yea Forums there

i fucking hate these subhuman cockroaches

based and red-pilled

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PUT TANK IN A MALL

I gotta admit I played some really shitty MMOs before but I have never encountered a flip before. Russians, chinese, hell even egyptians for some god forsaken reason. Oh and the Vietnamese but fuck them. Fuck them to hell.

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>"brb boss, gonna smoke"
>*user last online 5 months ago*

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/thread

With dut sucking up to winnie the pooh, it's only a matter of time until fliplanders will have to adopt chink names.
dibs on butse kik

Finally someone gets it right. /pol/ keeps calling them the niggers of Asia. I grew up around Filipinos, they're WAY more closer to Mexicans culturally and work ethic-wise. Cambodians and Laotians are easily the black people of Asia.

My drugs I hate god

>>*BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT howling is heard*
Along with
>ROOSTER CROWING
it's the comfiest thing to hear as a middle-class Filipino American visiting home.

Based on so many threads about anime games that get posted on this board on a daily basis, I would call that statement bullshit.

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these threads are made by self hating asians

cancer of the internet, bomb it, philipines needs to be banned from teaching english

According to the Wiki, presumably Portugal & Venezuela.

Might have to do with them being a spanish territory for 300 something years.

>one wonders how it comes to pass that that colonies speak the language of their former master