Welcome to Yea Forums, how tough are ya?

i 1001%'d binding of isaac: afterbirth +
and i have over 700 hours in the game

I have every B-Skin in Nuclear Throne.

I beat nocturne without buffs.

I beat an Aria run in Necrodancer

without items or shrines

Beat lingering will on level 1

I've been here for about 7 years and never once posted a pepe or wojak

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I genuinely think BOTW, GTA V, RDR1, TLOU & Uncharted 2 are good games

I enjoy playing video games instead of shitposting about them.

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Ascended in NetHack less than a month after getting into the game
Completed Expert through Master Extra in Super Monkey Ball 2 with no fallouts
I play Keeper runs in Binding of Isaac for fun, highest streak is 8 wins
Best TF2 life in an actual game lasted 24 minutes and scored 89 points and 7 dominations

>reddit hut JR's?

>"no I was pointing to that one over there"

>"SUPER RESETERA hut JR's?"

You don't even have to change the name for Weenie Hut General

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>Welcome to Yea Forums, how tough are ya?
I play my Nintendo Switch
>oh yeah what's the big deal
without drinking any onions
>right this way

Im so tough i think about killing myself and taking all of the people that has made my life a living hell with me all the time

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do it faggot. and take some tannies with you on the way out,

I hope you go to jail and get aids from a tannie

>i think about
how about actually doing it?
you pansy

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says the pansy that wont kill himself first

Underrated

nice

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I unironically will pirate games then buy them if I enjoyed them, even if I beat the pirated copy.

I played Payday 2 in 800x600 at 15 fps on Overkill a few years ago. I was really poor and had a toaster

The longest I've cried after getting frustrated with video games is TWENTY minutes

I actually hate videogames and come here just to shitpost.

I beated Ninja gaiden black with a fucked up gamepad that didn't allow me to move to the left. Being poor really builds character.

I used to play games that didn't have achievements or xp

I just beat the library on legendary solo

only the real niggas know

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How tough am I? How tough am I?! I beat Super Mario Bros!

I played rabi ribi on hard the first time.
Without any buffs.

I split my dick and changed my name to "Nancy" after never saying the N word once on Xbox Live for MW2

>tfw I couldn't get past Owl

I play dorf fort
without lazy noob

No
NONONONONO NO
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN YOU DEVIL RELEASE ME FROM MY ETERNAL TORMENT

I refer to Yea Forums as "slash v slash"

IRL

>reddit spacing

Yes retard

Putting a space between lines for readability does not make you reddit

People have been doing it here since 2007 if not longer

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my shit take on it

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I played through the Fade in DA:O and enjoyed it.

I don't get triggered by gold face

Then what are you doing here?

kek

That doesn't increase readability. All you do is make information relevant to each other take up much more space than is needed. If you were typing a shit ton with separate ideas then yes, double spacing is perfectly valid - but that's not what you did. You put all information - and such a SMALL amount at that - relevant to each other take up twice as much space.
It's inefficient as fuck and makes reading less intuitive. That most certainly is reddit spacing, faggot.

This

Nice

as super sonic, if someone couldn't tell
>inb4 lmao super sonic can't be hard to use
you haven't played zero gravity

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>that rotation
I love not having a pc to shitpost with

Come to think of it I havent either. Thanks for helping me realize im not retarded user

what's so bad about him?

I went through gen 1 pokemon's rock tunnel with a Charmeleon and no flash.

See, super sonic has three speeds:
- unstransformed, on foot. self explanatory: you run out of rings so you can't be super and can't go fast, but you can take exclusive shortcuts
- transformed, riding. base SS state as long as you have at least one ring. uses up rings bit very slowly and manageably, but his top speed is lower than other characers and gets no shortcuts at all.
- transformed, dashing. speeds you up a lot and gives you access to power-type shortcuts, but consumes rings incredibly fast. as soon as you hit 60+ rings SS enters this state automatically and stays in it until rimgs hit 0

from this you can gather that the characer has a lot of unique things going for it and it seems like a good pick if you can keep a dash state going, but shit goes downhill incredibly fast once you actually use the chucklefuck. cont.

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Wall of text tldr

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I subbed to r/Games

so here's the bullshit: gettings rings in zero gravity the regular way is straight up not viable to keep SS dashing, so before you do ANYTHING you have to manually get about 55 rings and lose all of them to upgrade SS mid-race so he can get a rings attraction shield. did you get that shield in lap 1? no? well good luck, you are now in 8th place and the AI will never let you catch up because dash speed is just BARELY FASTER than other characters (about 10 units faster out of 180, ie jack shit) so as soon as the race starts, you ned to:
▪pray to your deity of choice so item box rng doesn't fuck you over
▪memorize where all rings in a course are
▪abuse the everloving shut out of on-foot mode shortcuts so your pitifully slow ass can keep up
▪build up 55 rings manually
▪spend those rings for a shield, then build up 60 rings for dash mode which are spent horribly fast (about 3x faster than classic super sonic in sonic 2 or 3)
all that on lap 1, which lasts about a minute. lap 2 and 3 are a mad dash to play the stages FLAWLESSLY so as to not run out of rings, miss shortcuts, fall into a pit (rings go to 0) not let the AI overtake you

AND THEN THERE'S THE GAME'S MAIN MECHANICS WHICH YOU CAN NO LONGER USE

the game uses gravity shifting to do hairpin turns or dash through the air using "gravity points". run out of those and you can't do those two, no big deal...but super sonic uses rings instead. you use about 10-15 rings PER SECOND using those, so you are always massively gimping youself by not being able to use basic as fuck game mechanics lest you lose dash mode and get fucked up the ass by the AI, because THE AI CAN STILL TURN AND DASH ALL IT WANTS AT OVER 200 SPEED, OVERTAKING YOU IN A SECOND UNLESS YOU HAVE A MASSIVE LEAD.

And you know what the best part about all this is? all regular characters played by a human player performing shoddily are infinitely faster than a godly super sonic player

oh and to even unlock super sonic you need to get a gold medal on all of the game's missions. All 112 of them. for the game's worst characer which isn't even a joke characer. He also has the same requirements in the first riders game and is just as shit in that one. have fun

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100%'ed metal gear solid 2, that is every dog tag on every difficulty, back on release date

alright, amendable