Post your SSS taunt

>public ban.webm

Nope, I actually never liked the whole solemn funeral thing. A life of a loved one should be celebrated.

bl*ck """people"""

No. If I could die I would love if people were doing fun things to make my funeral less sad.

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A lot better than being all somber and depressed about it.

t. depressed boring funeral
Kys ytoid

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HIRE THIS MAN

Maybe the only thing that's wrong is your perception of what this was meant to be.

>you will never have a group of bros choreograph a dance segment to honor your passing

you aren't an ugly white woman so of course you won't get triggered

Yeah but the issue is most people don't die happy anymore. If you die old, you died after 20 years of fighting illness. If you die young it's probably a car accident or suicide and you were taken before your time and never really got to live. Then you got the people who die happy, those ones are surrounded by people clutching on to their own lives and cannot get over the loss.

>if i could die

get out vampire

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Hey, I just posted that gif in a Yume Nikki thread. Here, have another Yotsuba.

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It's all fun and games but just think of the times where they goofed and dropped the casket, spawling a loved ones torso on display.
It's a statistic impossibility that it hasn't happened at some point, people aren't perfect no matter how much practice they have.
Although I suppose in a manner of speaking that would be a pretty memorable funeral.

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Based
I hope people will have this much fun at my funeral

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They practice with empty caskets
Then caskets with the weight of a child
Then the weight of a man
Then the real thing
5x5

kino

youtube.com/watch?v=GGCNR6mqQkI

I hope my funeral is this much fun. Fuck making everyone sad, have a party instead

I personally think it's cool as fuck. Imagine being carried into the afterlife with this much style.

Inb4 triggered wh*toids

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Doesn't matter, people are still incapable of perfection.
Accidents happen man.
Pros can choke a big match, athletes can fall flat on their face, your perfectly lied plans can fall apart in your hands.
The important thing is not to let it get you down.
Peoples obsession with perfection can work against them in the long term.

Man, with that way of thinking it's a wonder you even step out of bed. Stop being a bitch.

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>Mutt
Fucking Americans.

>performed in military funerals
>had to have arguments with retards who claimed that funerals always had to be somber or sad and no jokes were ever made, despite me having performed at funerals where jokes and jovial things happened from time to time
man, if those retards saw this video they really WOULD be triggered, because they are faggot retards who never been to funerals

gd wrong webm. dont ban me please

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It's pretty blatantly disrespectful to the dead. I would be pissed if this was the coffin of someone that I loved and cared about and some nig nogs were trying to style with it. Not seeing anything wrong here is pretty degenerate IMO

>Source

I liked the other webm better

Feels bad.

What's the source though?

The deceased paid a lot of money to have these guys at his funeral.

>realistic tit flopping
You didn't deserve that ban user...

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I'd pay to have my niggas bury me like this. Go out in style. They'll always remember your funeral. You won't die.

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Based red sweater man not falling for thot tricks.

So, why did everyone make such a big deal over this?
>inb4 it's different
Yeah, cause they're mexican, not black, nigger lovers
youtube.com/watch?v=GGCNR6mqQkI

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highschool dxd

To each his own I suppose, I still think its pretty cringy and degenerate. Losing someone you love is a sad thing and a funeral is a way to collectively express that sadness. This whole "celebrate the life!" thing is a retarded meme with people trying to 4D chess themselves into not being sad at someone's passing. It's alright and in a way good and right to be sad.

based

Imagine being this edgy and morbid.

I prefer the other version of this

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I don't think so, I'm of the mind that death doesn't need to be bleak. It's saddening to see a loved one pass on but I don't think I've ever grieved a lost loved one. Just got sad when I missed them a lot. Then again I'm a druidfag
To me they're revering him but whatever.

Fucking laggy ass freeways.

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>tfw no one will party at my funeral
>tfw they probably won't even find my body until I've started to turn into a skeleton

>let me show you the dance of my people

youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPZWZDlkaY
Do people not watch James Bond? How is this suddenly new?

>disrespectful of the dead
You dumb ass.

uh no, its because their goth and goth kids are fucking faggots

I think they are haitian. they probably lock the casket so if the person comes back as a zombie he can't get out.

And they say white people have no culture

The funeral is entirely happy and cheerful. The music is traditionally jazz such as When The Saints Come Marching in
youtube.com/watch?v=WCM91i0Zlic

Nani

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Live your lives how you want to, guess it just isn't my thing. In my mind grieving the loss of the people that I cared about is my tribute to them. Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows and I see no reason to pretend that it is.

industrial dance was a fucking mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=InqnQ8vU3DU

Is this a common Amerigoblin?

Server load is too high. Too many users on at once. The ping from home to work is abysmal.

AaAAAAA-

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his face is some uncanny valley shit

literally looks like a caveman

braindead post

I am damn sure the deceased was a person that liked that kind of stuff so his friends are following what he would have liked. When my father's friend dad died, he threw a party cuz his dad was a man that enjoyed life at maximum.

kinda feels like the black equivalent of a white girl taking a selfie with an open casket.

why are white people so fucking corny? seirously every white women should be bred by a proper bbc-sporting stud so we can exterminate these vermin faster.

Even niggers celebrate niggers dying.

It seems reminiscent of one, but it isn't. Weird casket dances aren't part of the tradition.

There isn't a single white person there, Tyrone. I guess everyone that isn't black as coal like you must be white. Yes, I know I'm being baited.

I forgot where it was but in one african country they have fancy caskets that look like stuff. they have ones that look like race cars and giant cans of beer and shit.

>die in game
>"you have been killed by"
> death cam shows you a gif of op's webm
>gif has arrow of casket with (you) text written
Not even mad

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live a little lol. sheeesh

You sound like the bitch
How can you be incapable of accepting that perfection is an unhealthy endgame?

Nice

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looks stupid but if it's their way of honouring the dead then i can't judge

At least he has friends

>tossing the coffin around so the body ends up sprawled
The coffin's probably nailed as well so you can't readjust it afterwards

i was hoping the casket would fall and the body would jump out of it all stiff and shit.

>le kino XD
neck yourself, retard.

I want this at my funeral but instead everyone is dabbing and flossing to Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO.

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>multiple healers start ressing right after combat.

They're Mexican you stupid mutts.

>one last dance with the crew
I know it's supposed to be touching, but I still can't get over the surrealness of a goth rave at a funeral.

holy fuck what the fuck is this

Is this the missing link?

>Goes on a video game board on an anime website
>MUH DEGENERACY
How embarrassing.

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Literally proof that humans were some kind of ape

It's a chestburster, dude

DEAD NIGGAS

>tfw your boring ass family probably won't let you go out in style

That looks like one HELL of a Hernia.

Nah it's a level 12 uncommon

show them who's boss by living longer than them

Different cultures, different traditions. It's a more a celebration of the deceased's life than grieving their death.
Watch The Moaning of Life episode on death.

When I die, I want my pallbearers to be clowns. They have to slip on a bunch of banana peels at the end and throw the casket into the grave as they flop over.

white women are awful

YOU

>tfw probably won't even have a funeral service or people attending burial

I know funerals can be lighthearted but dancing with the coffin is a whole new level

>it is extremely likely that I will outlive everyone who loves me

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wish I had a crew this close would love this shit

Incredibly based

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Nah. I remember while my dad was dying in the hospital I took him and put him in the passenger side of his old mustang he gave me and I just drove while listening to his favorite music.

Trying to be the best you can be isn't seeking perfection you pessimistic incel. Kill yourself dude.

really makes me think why are funerals always so full of sadness and despair

so is this a souls boss or what

>not even blacks like these sluts now
what happened?

1/10 made me reply

He has sense

not if i have a say about it

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you think aniki is proud of him?

I sure am feeling embarassed on an anonymous chinese turtle shell trading board

Fuckin' this.
>tfw dead niggas dabbin' in death on on my lack of friends.

A really fucking bad hernia

the other day someone said this would make a cool rpg class, casket dancer

Reaching, but maybe the performances take the focus off of the dead and onto the pallbearers. Then again, I'd rather be buried with a fun show than with a bunch of sad folks.

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Your life isn't over. You can still make friends.

yes i do

>Doesn't wear socks
He's obviously immortal

These boomers did literally nothing wrong
Dumb ho of a wife kept egging her meathead husband on despite the boomers having fucking guns

Autism

I did not want to see this

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>When you realize he does die at an early age but not by his unhealthy living

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Weird, but kind of touching.

Cute taunt

obama's father?

seek mental help

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>this is what amerimutts will look like in the near feature

God lips look so ugly up close

This is kind of interesting. He actually looks really close to an ape.

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God nips look so ugly up close

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My main problem is that it isn't its own thing. Celebratory funerals are nothing new but seeing the whole traditional casket and long walk then suddenly break down into dance is a shock

Someone post the full video link.

>Dude is dancing
>A group of girls come up and pull out a camera to record him
>Start laughing
>He notices they're not laughing with him but at him
>Tries to stop music on his little stereo
>Remote doesn't work
>Just just sits there while they record him because he looks weird.

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>kissing the lens
>not below the lens

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no

You’re a good user

Where does this man hail from? South America?

why would you want other humans to be depressed and sad?

reminds me of some anime or manga I once read where this guy set up this elaborate funeral scheme to prank his entire dysfunctional family into getting them to laugh again and get together.

I would personally love for my funeral to be just some big jolly party where people remembered me at my best and everyone has fun partying,dancing and drinking delicious drinks and food.
then they can scatter my brain-ash into the ocean and kick my body into a active volcano.

absolutely FUCK sad funerals where the entire room is silent cept for piano music and the occasional breakdown and bawling.

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Some days you just have fucking nothing going for you, but good damn it if you're gonna let this methhead fuck with your trash. God, PLEASE let my trash of all things not get fucked with.

women are fucking heartless

This better not be real

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what?

Fuck women. I would invite him to have a beer even though I don't drink.

cool anti-white thread
keep it up shills

probably because of the crushing realization that you will never see your loved one or interact with them again

I swear you guys are so empty inside, that you stopped understanding that healthy people need time to cope and grieve to move on.

yes mexican are white gringo

Shit man, now I feel bad. Fuck thots.

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Kek

They shouldn't be dancing with a body tho. Just dance outside of it if they want.

>why would you want other humans to be depressed and sad?
It's not about "wanting" anything, its about taking life for what it is, the happiness alongside the joy. Not autistically trying to force a smile on things where it doesn't belong.
>absolutely FUCK sad funerals where the entire room is silent cept for piano music and the occasional breakdown and bawling.
A guy I know committed suicide recently. At his funeral people were sad, friends were crying, family was crying. Hell, I cried even though I didn't him very well. It's a goddamn sad thing to lose a human you care about. Not interested in pretending different, that always seemed fake and forced to me not to mention inappropriate. Not everything needs to be a "celebration"

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>white people

cringe and normie pilled

WTF

HE BASED!!!

Hahahahaha goddamn it.

it's brasil so it's america you fucking dunce

Dude In while looks like he from a bleach episode

>that moment of realization at 0:15

Jesus fucking christ

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Imagine

I bet you think white bread is spicy ethnic food too.

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Thats so sad. Dudes prob disfigured from some syndrome or mutation.

>tfw no fit gf

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Losing someone hurts but funerals don't feel like the place for hashing that out. Personally, I process stuff better in a less public setting, but having a gathering to attend and think about good times we all shared with the person seems like the way to go. My grandfather dies, and because of how dispersed my family is, the funeral was held over a month later. But when it finally happened, all of us were together for the first time in a long time, and we had a nice time talking about good memories and catching up. It was definitely still sad, but it felt a lot more positive.

>that nerdy bitch on the left that just has to sit there and take it as she flaunts her shit

seems like hes receiving instructions from some higher power.

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I'm glad.

so we are just gonna act like y'all werent making fun of him just a minute ago? fucking hypocrites

dogs can enjoy oral sex too?

>havent watched super
>that animation
>literally winnie the poo

People watch this dogshit?

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The whole "I wan my funeral to be a paarty!" thing is the prevailing normie opinion though. Case in point that everyone here aggressively thinks that way in this thread. Can't count how many normie moms tell me that they want their funeral to be a party as if its some big revolutionary idea they have lmao. Everyone thinks the same goddamn thing, they all say it like it makes them unique and insightful to the true nature of life or some shit. Real *hits bong* type stuff.

as expected of ch*na

>know the whole story now
>WOAH GUYS! YOU CAN'T FEEL BAD NOW

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Why is it always niggers who do this shit?

>men making fun of men is okay
>women making fun of men is not okay
kys retard

I didn't make fun of him though

Based nanachikun

>Losing someone hurts but funerals don't feel like the place for hashing that out.
The fuck? That's exactly how the concept of a funeral arose in the first place. That's what it's for. For the community to grieve together and express respect to the person they lost. There a community is supposed to find solace in each other and comfort each other through the grieve. Not exactly going to work if you're too busy pretending you aren't sad.
>Personally, I process stuff better in a less public setting, but having a gathering to attend and think about good times we all shared with the person seems like the way to go.
Those elements are present as well lol, they're not mutually exclusive. When this guy died people were crying and holding each other but also talking about stories with him and his good qualities. You express grief and then you heal together, not bottle it up like some autist. Of course some aspects of it you can only do on your own but finding strength in the community in hard times is part of what binds us together. There's nothing to gain by acting as though times aren't hard. Imagine a four year old boy gets murdered. You want his funeral to be a "party"?

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Just imagining the body being jostled around inside the box would be pretty upsetting depending on their circumstances of death.
I certainly wouldn't want to be swung around by niggers.

context

>The whole "I wan my funeral to be a paarty!" thing is the prevailing normie opinion though.
>except they never are
>every funeral is still traditional somber suffering garbage in a church instead of a all access pass to your local water park w all you can eat food

WTF. Humans be slackin yo

this is how your average funeral SHOULD look youtu.be/qSfcyXT_wZM

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>Just imagining the body being jostled around inside the box would be pretty upsetting depending on their circumstances of death.
nigga, the person inside is dead

FINISH HIM

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What the hell

I wasn't. I sure as hell wouldn't laugh at him in front of his face either. I'm more curious about him than anything.

why are paleoids so fucking boring?

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that nigga is OP as fuck tho

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>trap
>3D
Retard

it's not a fucking trap if I can fucking tell fucking kill yourselves trannieshits

>Normie
Just go back.

Shame she got married to a black guy
What the fuck happened here

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I just think he's unfortunately disgusting, doesn't mean he shouldn't enjoy himself.

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>The dialysis ward, at the American Hospital of Tirana, Albania, was completely engulfed in flames after a man covered a patient in fuel before setting him ablaze in a horrifying attack that killed three including the attacker.
>including the attacker

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Jojolion

>>men making fun of men is okay
>>women making fun of men is not okay
Yes. Men know how to poke fun at people without them feeling bad.
All a pretty girl has to do is laugh at you for you to want to kill yourself, because she's ultimately the goal. Nobody cares what men think.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7h5zpom0Y

>all those bug threads we used to have
What happened?

How hard is it to own one of these little dudes. I always wanted a beetle as a pet and have like a little rainforest in my room for it.

She kinda cute still.

>didn't even kill the guy he set on fire
>killed two unrelated female patients and himself instead
express.co.uk/news/world/693723/albania-hospital-fire-kills-three

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Shut up, britbong.

incel

EXPLAIN THIS

IMMEDIATELY

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This

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>those Japanese VR videos where it's just some cute girl talking to you about her day

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based gorilla

Yes it is that way because when someone ACTUALLY dies everyone realizes that they're legitimately incredibly sad and all of a sudden making it a party doesn't seem like the best idea LOL. How excruciating would it be to have to put on a fake happy face all goddamn day at the event in which you are reflecting on the passing of someone you love?
Classic newfag response

Well if I knew the guy would have loved a dance at his funeral then I'd have no problem with this either. That dance is really silly though.

snail infected by three parasites. They pulse to look like worms to nearby birds, who then fly down, bite in and get infected, completing the parasite's cycle of life.

When the bird poops, the snails eat the poop, get infected, and so on.

It's a parasite called Leucochloridium paradoxum that basically turns snails into zombies

It's a parasite that lives in the snails eyesockets and messes with them, eating them from the inside out.

They know what lonely men want seeing as the country is otaku mecca

I was sweating the entire time thinking someone fucks up and drops it and have the corpse roll out.

I can see the differential calculus floating by his head halfway through.

God I wish that were me

>Posting on Yea Forums
>Lecturing anyone in any way about degeneracy
lmao have a look at yourself

Imagine be so well liked that your bros do a dance number while holding your heavy ass casket in celebration of your life

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>look in the mirror
>see Chad
Your point?

>literally no butt
So close

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>Celebrate life at the end of someone's life
>Bad

No real reason to be mad bro.

I knew it had to be something like this. How extremely horrifying.

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Based primate putting boat apes in their place.

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Can humans turn into eye zombies if they ate bird shit

Not at all. They're native to North America and Europe. Literally buy them at any pet place with an insect isle or go outside and pick one up

you'd probably just puke because the parasite has no idea what to do in your body

bro

Isn't life amazing? Lets spread it to Mars and Europa.

that's a big cock

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life is simply unfair

Aren't those Japanese beetles though

is this a fate worse than death?

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>hehe I'm so spoiled
Fuck thots

code?

>taunting in competitive

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ISOLATED

What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

Was it a 22 or a blank?

Seems like when New Zealanders perform a haka to let god know a warrior is ascending to heaven.
These dudes are just dancing letting god know a pretty chill dude is coming in.

What a spoiled girl. She needs to be punished and spanked. with my big black dick all up inside that pussy shit man that's nice ass.

F

i'm assuming he knew what was gonna happen and it's some kind of look-how-though-i-am kinda thing

Just makes him look like a fucking retard desu

He didn't die and was just paralyzed right?

you all were laughing at him too don't play faggets

live action version of baki is looking good

no, it's based. i'd love to have one last dance with my bros.

Yeah, he's quite though.

no he ded

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ow did something like that happpened to him?

>LiveLeak
He's dead, Jim.

does SPOILED mean BLACKED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shortstacks are real

What was he doing?

Who are those three portraits above her of?

>am i the only one who

Starts singing Long Live the Chief when they see this?
youtube.com/watch?v=H_AQFnqMY3E

And No, If for no other reason than they don't drop it, it's pretty impressive.

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I hope not, there literally is nothing wrong with it. The culture and taboo surrounding death in western civilization is stupid and harmful. We all die. Funerals should be a celebration of life, not something of pain and sorrow. By assigning such a grim culture to death we make it harder for ourselves to accept our inevitable death

All she has to do is squats. Lot cheaper than paying for tits

That's Africa. Creole funerals involve a musical parade.

He thought Star Platinum would come out and catch the bullet.

Holy shit white people can't dance

Pretty sure he's got less teeth than IQ now

only soccermoms and bootlickers will give a shit

Trying to remove a nest of the nasty Japanese hornet bastards you see here
Didn't have the common sense to realise that his ebay suit wasn't going to protect him if just hit them with a trowel after pissing them off.

That's not bad.

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This is almost inspirational in it's own way.

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The spin from that hit or miss vine
Only the spin, not the whole video

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goddammit frank

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Some aussie guy went full potato and died after quite some time after eating a snail infected with the parasites, so not a good idea to eat either.

I want to be buried in a giant AA battery.

I guess some guy in Albania got in an argument with another guy and lit him on fire. Two of the patients died, I guess the attacker died too but the person he was attacking survived.

Nigger nigger little man fuck my ass as fast as you can!!!

Remember the parasites from RE4?
yeah those exist

>tfw he's taller than me

i love araki but he is so aggressively in the fucking closet

I'd literally be honored to have dudes in suits dance while holding up my coffin

Looks like those sekiro midget assasins

Smokin' Sexy Style

youtube.com/watch?v=jP9IOsdeO2s

>just google the guy's name
>full video is the first to appear in the results
and they say these glow in the dark niggers don't watch every single page you visit

is it bad that i want to beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat?

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have sex

You are a shitter

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>solonggaybowser.webm

always wanted to raise a daughter see this i don't want to raise a daughter anymore

wtf

>Everyone in this thread calling this dude sub-human
>"How dare women laugh at this man"

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Tornado

Nope
Dead niggers always cause happiness

sauce

>haka

Motherfucking Muay Tai shits who tf cares look for literally any excuse to bust out the haka. Try going to a high school graduation in NZ and watch the fucking parents do their 50th haka when one of their kids gets their diploma fucking ridiculous.

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same desu

King Based the Great

Thank G'd I live far way from tornado areas

wh*te women btfo

If I were to die, I'd want the final memories people have about me before my burial to be not-shitty, so I get what they're going for.

I remember seeing it on /x/ around 5 years ago
Yea Forums's posted it in 40k threads too
some art project. I wish I could remember the name

have sex

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>ywn haf gook mommyfu gf

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this happens to me on the most random moments.

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Feels like someone tried to mix Silent Hill with all those Nine Inch Nails videos.

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Being kissless this made me feel a bit of butterfiles on my stomach when she kissed the camera.

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If you are smart enough to post on Yea Forums, you should at least know what microcephaly looks like in an adult male.

Nature is fucking terrifying sometimes.

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this fucking video is part of my mind and soul, I am zen I have reached true serenity from the years of seeing this fucking webm.

You are right women having opinions is not really okay.

thank you

Parasitic infection, making the eyes and head swell to resemble maggots. Then the parasite is eaten by a bird. Also that snail is under mind control making it go unto leaves or in the sun so birds see it.

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What was up with that little girl's accent?

This but unironically

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This spiderbros dance was not good enough for the female. He was eaten, killed and then chad proceeded to impregnate the thot he danced with all his might for.

I was disgusted but I still waited for the money shot.

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JESUS FUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZERO PLEASE FUCK ME
DRAKENGARD 3 REMASTERED FOR PS4 WHEN!?

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>the monkey shot

High School DxD Hero - 08
use WAIT

I love Midna

He goes out fighting the Ghost of Christmas Futrue and saving his bro. That's a rad as hell way to go

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>Mexicans dancing at their friends funeral to honor him
>Anons complaining about muh whitey in their replies

The FUCK is that?!

>a biologist identified the mass as a coiled bunch of annelid worms, called sluge worms.
after some digging in google