Stardew Valley thread

Jas best girl

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nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/817
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3635
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/474
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nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/587
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Thanks doc

Why the fuck do I never have any time to go mining for ore

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You must still be on the first year, the game falls apart after that. There's nothing to fucking do all day every day.

winter?

I'm in the second year, I spend all day watering crops and feeding animals, then milking cows

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I really wish I could violently murder all the pedophiles

Pretty sure there's a way to automatically water crops user. You should consider using it

>Water 8 squares
>When I have like 100 crops to water every day

>animals aren't even worth the effort, since by the time you start making a profit off them you've already got more farmland than they could ever compete with
>once you have kegs, anything you can't put in a keg isn't worth growing
the game really does go to shit fast

when it's raining?

So make 13 of them. That's not even a lot.

Yes, you make multiple of them. It saves you a lot of time to actually go and do other things.

It's really too bad because it's otherwise a great game.

Is there a mod to make the niggers white?

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there are mods for EVERYTHING

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>EVERYTHING
Go on

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E V E R Y T H I N G

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>tfw movement speed made me uninstall the game 3 times
God fucking dammit who thought this was a good idea. I love the game otherwise and would love to go in depth with it but the fucking snail speed made me stop numerous times.

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>tfw want to buy it for Switch and marry Sebastian as a good time sink before later releases this year
>already been spoiled by RF/HM/SoS
Guess I'll die.

I didn't expect this comfy farming simulator to have such brutal souls-like combat in the demon-infested mines.

There are "diversifying" mods for changing every character's race or culture into everything imaginable, but White Demetrius mod was called blatantly racist and shut down from the most sites.

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3052

>no NTR mods
Shit game.

>toggle always run on
>build a stable as soon as possible
>stock up on coffees for every day
>mod that lets you run faster on the paths and floors you built
>mod that lets you run faster in general
So many options to choose from and you still went for uninstalling?

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/840

>relying on game mechanics to make you faster
No , the issue was the default speed, which was insanely slow. Don't give me that coffee bullshit. Also-
>>toggle always run on
>implying this helped at all

>mods-
I'm on PS4.

MY DICK

Are these good enough?
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/131
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/817

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nope

To be honest I expected better

You only like her because she's the only little girl in the game. If there were other, better little girls to choose from you wouldn't give a shit.

Isn't their a little red haired girl too?

Ok. Are you instead interested in turning whomever you wish into a frozen object and choose to cook them in the furnace or grind them into seeds for your farm?
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3635

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You just know there's someone fapping to this shit.

But why
Is this a fetish?

I dunno, i'm not a pedophile. Jk

Whats with all the stardew threads recently?
Based

Vincent?

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There's a mod to make the game more "diverse" and it unironically makes the nig a albino.

How’s the game on phones?

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>There's a mod to make the game more "diverse" and it unironically makes the nig a albino.
The fuck man, what else does it do?

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Gib mod

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>what else does it do
Too much.

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>Diversity mod
>No white people
So only Robin is white?
The one that get's blacked?

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I think that's penny
Robin is the chink in the bottom

That Robin is asian. I'm pretty sure that Penny is a tranny too.

A tranny ginger
god strike twice in the poor fuck

See Just changes the ethnicity and race of most/all(?) of the characters. The black chick in the bottom right is suppose to be pic related. The middle on the top row who is a romance option as well becomes a tranny.

>colored hair = diverse
you know, I wanted a blue Mohawk when I was a five year old and I finally understand why mom always said no
seeing adults with this kinda shit is hard cringe

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Forgot image.

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I can't tell if Alex is still a guy or a really butch female mutt.

I'm not sure who to marry, right now i kissed almost all the single girls except the mutt, i think about hayley because she is not superficial anymore but then i discover abigail likes to go to aventures,penny it's a sweetheart and wants to have children but then i saw his ugly mom and i like leah too

He's a poo now

>use mod to make the male romance options waifus
>they're completely superior waifus to the ones originally on offer
What did they mean by this?

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i love my cute wife jas

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This game attracts the Tumblr crowd like flies and all because the developer decided to put no restrictions on marriage. Remember if you're developing a game and decide to put gay characters in it this is the Fan base you'll get.

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mod?

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means you have big gay

Sebastian it's more of a goth gf than abigail

Based

GIB

Are you gonna give us the mod?

They aren't trannies if they get magically turned into women by the power of mods. And other then Haley and her sister all the options are shit.

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/474

>Hayley and Emily
>Better than Abigail, Penny or Leah

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The best way to play this game is to do so with 2-4 other friends and all role play.

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True.

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That sounds gayer than playing soggy biscuit

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>Abigail and Leah
>Good
>Penny
>Wanting not just boring trailer trash but used goods on top of that

community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/#post-2819297

just google jas marriage mod

The Jas marriage mod I played didn't have lewds.

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This is the one that comes up with the same icons but it says no marriage.
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/587

Better than a vain bymbo and a drug addict

>trailer trash
You take that back

Oh, and that's even forgetting that Leah is also used goods and Abigail is a shitty attempt at a gamer gurl gf.

Leah is a lesbian if you pick the female character. Leah is the worst.

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Hey, what portrait mod is that? it looks good!

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Are you retarded?
Do you have actual brain problems?

>2016
This isn't up to date and is going to crash my game isn't it?

>Vain Bymbo
You never tried to raise affection with her did you? Also see , you're argument is invalid.
>You take that back
You look at Pam and tell me she isn't trailer trash.

I'm not on the computer right now so i can't give you the exact source
try checking this videos description youtu.be/_GwqIFpTIGk

Whats in the next supposedly big update? Do we know anything?

Is there a mod to make Abigail not fat?

Where can I get mods to weebify the game?

disgusting

Changing her portrait makes her not fat

this

>Masturbates all night long
>Not a bimbo

She isn't trailer trash, until you see her enter or leave the trailer you have no idea they're associated

>"Mostly late-game stuff"
>Beginner Rod to make fishing easier
>Pay Marlon to retrieve items lost by dying in the mines early
>Notification when an item you are highlighting is needed for the community center
>A new way to use cloth
>More heart events

>>Notification when an item you are highlighting is needed for the community center

Why not the ability to use the menu to update the community center without going to there?

I wish I knew

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Padding out the game

community.playstarbound.com/threads/just-another-bachelors-and-bachelorettes-portraits-mod-latest-haley.110705/

My nigga. Unfortunately, they haven't done every character, and I hate clashing portraits.

>"Mostly late-game stuff"
The fuck does that mean?

More meaningless ways to waste gorillions of currency you get from your wineyard.
Like who honestly made use of those fucking warp totems?

Is a wineyard really the way to go? I only just got a couple kegs

Harvey is still the most boring person imaginable even as a cute girl.

Covering the planet's surface in kegs is the best way to make money, but by that point you don't really need it.

I personally don't see Wine as useful.

Granted this is my garden, I think the lower right area is now more Ancient Seeds

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What the fuck do you do with cacti?

Is the creator a dragon furry or is it a furry taking a potshot at Abigail by making her a dragon?

Animal Crossing is looking weird.

>squid sisters mod never got off the ground

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Glad to see that someone finally made Maru fuckable

How do I into making custom events? I was hoping to start making a mod where the bachelors and bachelorettes start hooking up with each other and get some subplots of their own going.

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Sell (as is or convert to Jelly/Wine. Right now it's jelly cases outside since I am mass producing beer to get the town to like me)
Gift to Sandy (since she is at 1 heart, despite being Fall of Year 2)

Make a mod where everyone gangbangs your waifu while you're forced to watch.

Just pick up the flowers of the season. They are her loved gifts.

I only make mods that fit the lore and characters, sir.

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Fuck off, Pierre

Then make that mod for Penny.

Excuse me sir, but Penny's plotline is going to be about her eloping with Sebastian and leaving the town in the Fall of Year 2 if you haven't maxed out friendship with them both and convinced them to stay. And then in Year 4 they'd return with a child, humiliated because they ran out of money and had to return home to beg their parents for help, giving you the opportunity to either shit on them for their poor decisions or take their side and convince Robin that her son only took such drastic steps because of the emotional abuse Demetrius heaped upon him, potentially leading the pair to divorce (and make Robin and Demetrius romanceable) if you encourage it.

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I am making a mod for the game what would you guys want to see added that is not already out?

>Just pick up the flowers of the season. They are her loved gifts.

except for the Fall Flower. That is not a loved gift

They're not even friends.

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>Romancable Robin
Will she still expect me to pay for new buildings?

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>Static relationships that won't change, both gaining new friends and losing others as the years pass
What kind of fucking plebeian operation do you believe I am running here, sir?

The plan is for a wife'd Robin to require slightly more materials to build buildings with, but no money.

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>The plan is for a wife'd Robin to require slightly more materials to build buildings with, but no money.
>Punishing cucks for marrying a blacked whore
I mean fair enough, but I also really like having a corner of my farm being jurassic park you know?

Fuck off. Penny is canonically a slut.

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the blacked hole

There are really god mods.

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I can only play these games as female. But that gay mod looks like fun.

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>Not mining all winter
>Make Sprinklers
user come on sprinklers are so helpful, after that you have so much fucking time

And that's not one of them

>All the men are shit
>The only good one is Harvey
Reeeee

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The wizard is a dragon, the game hinds that the Wizard is actually her father and the mod plays along with that.

Nope, but this one is.

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Penny is my waifu. Me and her will have 7 children.

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What's with sjw's and vitiligo?

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Emiliy represent, remember to stay positive anons!

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Haley is my wife but what kind of man would I be if I didn't love my sister in-law?

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She's a slut.

looks like the GDQ tranny

Prove it

What level would you prefer?

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Th-that means nothing. My waifu is a good girl.

kek

Prove it.
Holy shit this one isnt even me.

So yeah, prove it or you're a dirty double nigger at this point.

Already did

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Haha that's your proof? That fuck boi aint done shit to my waifu and even if he did I'm fucking bull enough to cuck the shit outta him.It's the ultimate power move.

Fucked up how Maru's sprite is so much cuter than her portrait

Pedo but not wrong

wow.

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Can I have 80% ?
It looks the most immersive

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Your wife's a slut bro.

Are you fucking stupid?

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nice, i don't want to play as anthro though