buy a vita
Buy a vita
I did. Gonna keep it for a few years then either play or sell it. I currently have no desire to play it. I know they won't be worth much brand new a few years from now but hopefully it'll at least retain its value.
Also Erika is CUTE.
Guess I'm not the only one that wants to save her from the pile of soi she's married to
He probably makes her happier than we ever could, user.
he's barely taller than her and he's like 4'11 or something.
She needs a real man to show her some loving and play with her shitty tomogatchi stuff with her
it's good for emulating PSP at least
I'd rather buy a bag of pencil shavings.
Does it come with a free qt3.14 gf?
I was given a vita because someone didn't want it anymore. Not sure what to play on it.
>not playing all 3 spyro games than 5 rachet games all on the same system
>same with crash and jak
>not playing every FF up to X and crisis core
Whenever I see a plain-looking white woman I always assume it's a tranny.
Doesn't help that white women have manfaces anyways.
Look at the joy in her eyes
there's no way she's a tranny
Get off Yea Forums and stop watching porn. If every time you see a woman you think it's a man there's something very wrong with you
>If every time you see a woman
No, you didn't read my post.
I specifically said WHITE woman.
It's not my fault white women look so manly.
back to retardera, daquan
>Literally only tech girl that will stay behind the camera when unboxing shit instead of doing pic related
Based Erika. I'm usually a misogynistic asshole but I really think she's cute and can't say anything bad about her.
I was deeply saddened when I discovered she was married. She was supposed to be pure forever ;_;
Nah, resetera is a place for white guys and their token coons to LARP about being women because they wear a dress.
Is there a vita emulator? I just wanna play bullet girls 1&2.
>~200 dollars for something I'm probably only gonna buy some JRPGs and Metal Gear HD on
I'd buy it if it were cheaper
Nigga this is literally the same place.
no
No it's not, Yea Forums has a few white guys who LARP in their faggot threads, but most of this board is anti-fag and anti-tranny.
This is a loli board boy, and don't you forget it.
>white "guys"
>most of this board is anti-fag and anti-tranny
chin carved like a rock and large head to face ratio but the vita is STYLIN
I'm mainly referring to the non-whites here.
I understand that most of the white guys on Yea Forums, and especially Yea Forums, are pillowbiting faggots.
Can you stop arguing about stupid fucking shit and post more cute Erica?
How could she marry a fag with a hairline like that? ;_;
You have the whole library of psp, many ps1 titles unless you hack it and some good vita offerings. do you like RPGS? Start with Persona 3 portable and then go through Persona 4 Golden (regarded as the best vita game)
Disliking masculine features is one thing, but doubting if whether it's a man or a woman is another
I don't feel like posting random pictures of an internet girl for horny people on Yea Forums who are too lazy to google.
She needs a femmeboy, look at that manjaw, it's hormonal balance.
She needs a loving autist like me.
how do you get so attached to random 5/10 woman on the internet? is it because she's holding your favorite handheld?
maybe
Because she does tech stuff while not being an attention whore like said. Also her voice is really sweet and I'm so fuCKING LONELY AND HORNY GOD
Why doesn't PKGj allow me to install anything but Vita games? I'm just trying to play some fuckin MGS and it says it's installed but the game is not in my home screen so I can't even delete it to try to install it again.
Fuck.
Is there any game on vita thats in the same vein as Rune Factory 4? Good blend of action rpg, life sim, and optionally farming and all those goodies? My ps vita so far has been a rhythm game machine and I need to branch out.
Nico-Nico-Nii...
I'd buy a cheaper one but I only really plan on buying some JRPGs for it so it's probably not worth the price, aren't they like over 150 bucks now?.
they sell on ebay usually for $120 or under.
Just hack it at this point. I also bought it to start a physical collection of weebshit but games are too rare and expensive, also Sony can get fucked. They’re not getting a cent from me.
Already did. Playing through Atelier Ayesha at the moment. I feel like I'm doing shit, but then again I always feel that way when playing Atelier games only to end up with 1 year+ of leisure time.
BAHAHAHHAAHHAHA IMAGINE NOT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS
I can't. They were discontinued because the Vita was a piece of shit.
????
It worked fine when I hacked it like 6 months ago
you need 2 more
Adrenaline.
why the fuck would you use that
snoy almost always uses the shitty 1.0 versions of PS1 games and you can't get undubs for PSP and vita on there.
Nani?
have sex
No.
do you have any other handhelds?
4 3DS's But they're lost somewhere around the house.
nice
you shouldn't have early adopted the switch though
Moonlight is a godsent for Vita. Playing my PC games on bed for maximum comfy.
Based fellow love live enthusiast.
damn she really likes orange things nobody wants
As a person who played the entire trilogy of Jak and Daxter on the Vita for a replay, no one should do that.
As much as I enjoyed the vita, I'm sure that will be the last Sony hardware I ever buy as long as they keep censoring and going full sjw. Fuck Sony. Also I'm waiting for the new upgraded Switch.
Birthday gift, so I can't complain.
hey what is your preference for Vita model
OLED for the screen, 3G version for hacking.
>Based Terry got hit by the tranny mind virus
Oh no Yea Forums what shall we do?
el goblina...
unless you have a very top of the line computer it'll run at a similar frame rate if you don't have a PS3/4 kek
gib tiny vidya waif
she makes the gbmicro look human sized
I wanna tear up her gruts with my below average sized penis but she might not be able to take it
I might have a PS2. Vita's ports of Jak are just abysmal.
>check vita
>save file from 2015
Kill me.
Why?
They’re literally not even being made anymore
You’d get more uses out of the pencil shavings
Not even memeing
They made excellent kindling
Boy Scouts used to have a bag of the stuff and it caught fire super easily
I highly recommend
Because Black woman can still be happy from time to time
Do not bully Erica.
>Loli board
Damn straight
If I have a Vita with Henkaku, can I switch to a homebrew method that defaults to custom firmware when I turn on the Vita? And is it possible to browse the PSP menu now? I'd like to transfer my PSP games to that nice vita hardware.
IAaaaaaaaaaaa!
i wish there was more songs in it i was familiar with, this is basically the only reason for vita for me
None of you are old enough to remember /l/ or the other board that was an autoban when you mentioned it. That one was amazing because that was where most of the translated doujins were being posted by Anonymous Translator and Sirc. In fact most of the meme-y lolicon doujins were translated and posted 'there' first.
Bro a gameboy micro was legit the fucking shit.
I absolutely loved that thing and if Nintendo ever re-releases gameboy Classics I would suck a dick for a Gameboy Mirco Classic
I see you are a man of culture as well
Remind him of the old him
this but I have a dig bick
the resemblance is uncanny
for this
Aw yes the Loli and Sh*ta boards
Yea Forums has changed radically
I swear the only threads on Yea Forums not pushing cuck porn are Loli threads, Rekt and fur
Strangely I used to hate furries but god damn it now they feel like some of the last authentic people left in that garbage board
>Moms selling her house
>"get your shit or it gets chucked"
>Found my PSP stuff
>everything UMDs, memory sticks, pandora battery
>Sold my PSP 10 years ago
>local retro store no PSPs
>chain retro store no PSPs
>really want to play my loaded memory stick and see old dick pictures
>go online
>condition - good
>no analog nub and screen is cracked
>all of them like this
>cave and order a nearly new from Japan
>delivery May 20
Fuck my ass.
Looking forward to finishing Crisis Core anyway.
thanks
sexy btw
Just.... why?
Fucking Catherine for vita flopped hard.
Like 9,000 units total.
You manage to hack your vita, but you're an idiot.
>last authentic people left
Holy shit, you're right. I never thought about it like that but those fucking faggots never changed, they've ALWAYS been fags, and while the world around them got progressively worse, they were forever stuck in furfag stasis.
Anything change in the 2000 models besides a worse screen and a non proprietary charge port?
1gb internal memory.
Now I feel pretty brainlet, please just spoonfeed me this one time, I don't know what to do.
Enjoy user, do not let the buyers remorse get to you too hard.
install adrenaline and get the eboot for mgs
why are women allowed to be autistic hoarders/vidya addicts and still be able to get a significant other while we're still here alone bros?
someone in south america is SEETHING because this is a reality for tasteful human beings like us.
For those who hacked their vita what does it take exactly? I've been busy with work and school but I'll be finishing my degree and sort of want to get back to mobile fun. Has vita hacking been made as easy as the psp was?
Because she's cute and we're physically and psychologically disgusting.
use adrenaline you inbred nigger
i unerstan but pls dont. you will sqush her. les ask her for handy js
is that maxmoefoe?
why the fuck would anybody buy so many? They last forever it's not like they expire or something
Lads please... Her fag husband probably hasn't even touched her yet, Erica is still pure and must remain that way.
I literally just bought a Vita, it's on 3.67 and of course I plan on hacking him.
I have a question, can you use remote play on a hacked Vita? If so, any danger on using my main PSN account on a hacked Vita? I know that Sony stop the production of the console but who knows right?
Collectors
She bought so many because of the screen Russian Roulette.
>physically and psychologically disgusting
Why the fuck does Vita Homebrew Browser crash when I try to check a different category of apps? :(
This is a 10/10 in america.
Nothing's as easy as Vita hacking but it's on-par with the 3DS. Totally worth it and I'm not even a weeb
You're fine. I get trophies on pirated games and haven't been banned yet. You are absolutely a-ok
I live in south america and had 3 3DS, 2 Still survive today.
No PSV though.
Recommend me good VNs/other weebcrap you can only play on the Vita.
life isn't fair user. either make yourself better or check out and masturbate to porn while playing vivdya
has anyone tried catherine on vita? how do the puzzles feel on the vitas controls?
Is that Ellen Page?
No. Fucking ew. Don't insult Erica like that.
a challenger appears
These girls should have sex with me.
Disgusting.
I'm getting rid of my vita now
She looks like she smells.
Whomst'd've?
Erica is PURE!
This guy knows whats up
If you are on firmware 3.65 you can installed Enso to boot straight into Henkaku. If you are on 3.68 you can use modoru to downgrade to 3.65.
Adrenaline is the PSP emulator and basically turns your Vita into a PSP. You can also add PSP bubbles to the Vita homescreen with Adrenaline Bubbles Manager, to launch PSP/PS1 games directly without launching Adrenaline.
in case you didn't know, P5D port is sold much as PS4 version
Nobody cares about Catherine
It's easy. Download finalhe and follow the prompts. Detailed instructions are on hacks Vita guide.
I have the latest firmware and I'm waiting for it to be able to be hacked. The wait is killing me. My first time hacking a system.
CuTE!!!!!!!!!
POST MORE!!!!
>dick pictures
u wot m8?
M O R E
I bet she smells like potatoes that sat in the sun for 2 years. Why wont she be mine?
lmao literally a chad jaw line
Mind explaining this meme to me? Who is she?
I hope she got the oled screen. Why is my dick getting so hard by looking in her eyes bros?I want to have consensual intercourse with the sole purpose of fertilization and raising children with her. Am I a monster?
It's a general consensus that these type of girls smell really bad.
eugh get this trash out of here delete or edit your post to remove all the garbage out of it.
Bullshit, girls can't smell or do any kind of yucky stuff.
>girls can't smell
Literally the only reason men eat pussy is because their smell is intoxicating.
fixed
She has a pretty face and eyes, though.
>She has a pretty face and eyes, though
>Tattoos
Absolutely. Fucking. Ruined.
I bet she's a filthy non-virgin too.
Also forgot to mention
>Piercings
>but I really think she's cute
so still a misogynistic asshole
>tattoos
>piercings
>choker
She also seems to have her hair dyed, so she's exactly my kind of girl.
I'm sorry to say user, but you have horrible taste. Fuck you.
i have three
BLACKED
No
No god please no
Stop it
STOP IT
Not my fault, I lost my virginity with a punk girl like that. Ever since then, I have a huge fetish for them.
Not sure if they can be decent girlfriends, but they'll fuck with you like rabbits and do anything you want.
Very fun girls.
>I lost my virgini-
Get the FUCK out, disgusting normalfag.
where there's a soiboy husband and a white women there's black cock.
It's just the nature of all three user
Reminder that a Vita is the comfiest and most kino way to play Persona
whats special about 3g and hacking?
absolutely based
inshallah there will be a persona 5 bubble on my vita by 2020
I'm not up to date with handheld consoles. Is vita still the current gen?
If so, that's disappointing to hear. Almost a decade with no new handheld consoles?
I SAID STOP IT
P3D is the best for webm related
I lost it at 23, was a hand heldless, kissless virgin until then.
And I ended up liking those sluts probably because they are the only kind of girl that pay attention to me.
But fuck it, no point in crying over it, have to take advantage of it while I can.
The P3D models are so good, P3 remake with them when
>erica's face when she gets the bbc, a respite from the tiny dick and orange pubes she has to humor once a month.
>I lost it at 23
>Not waiting for wizard status
NORMALFAG. FUCK. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
guys...I think I'm in love with fuuka
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SHE IS PURE
NEVER TOUCHED BY ANYONE
NOT A BLACK
NOT HER FAG HUSBAND
NOBODY
>not having sex
you can even sniff a girl's butthole if you want. they don't even think it's weird anymore.
I'm surprised P4A never get Vita port when P4 at it peak
Why is it showing us it has a Vita? Fucking weird thing.
>Having sex
I SAID I WANT THE NORMALFAGS OUT
dude, i'm not a normie at all. i'm even a newfag, in fact.
it's just, even autists have sex now. and eat ass.
>i'm not a normie at all
>normie
Yes you are you filthy faggot
What's the best model to buy, in general, and for hacking? Also, should I look through Amazon or try classifieds?
An extra option for for storage.
imagine Jamal's cum dripping off her massive chin lmao
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Whatever you buy make sure it's 3.68 or under. Then downgrade to 3.65 for Enso.
Shut the fuck up already, you autistic cuckold.
sure, now that the seeds planted you can imagine what her bull does to her without my help.
You mean buy another?
NO!
NOOOOOOO!
>retarded anime poster who speaks like an anime girl is a fat, balding cuck who jerks it to cuck fanfiction
What a surprise