Ass of the Tomb Raider

>only reason to play first NuRaider was for Lara's deaths
>basically phased out entirely in the second game
>3rd game who cares you probably can't die if you wanted to

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I seriously hope you guys don't fap to that distended jaw bullshit, it's more hillarious than anything erotic. That goes for Quiet's videos too, it just looks too goofy to be hot.

That being said it's pretty satisfying to see the cockring go through Lara after 3 episodes (+ the OG 2 videos) of constant teasing of the horse. If anything it's a story about perseveration and patience.

I'm proud of your Horse.

Good for you.

am i fucked up if this is kinda hot?

I'd like to raid her tomb if you know what I mean

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No, she's making sex faces instead of horrible anguished death faces. The animators knew what they were doing.

Let's find out
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I'd like to fuck her in the pussy if you know what I mean

Shadow of the Nulara was the best 7/10 game I ever played. Looked fantastic as well in 4K HDR

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Why does this look more like Far Cry/Crysis than Tomb Raider

That was the only appeal. The nulara games were weird in the fact the first one had alot of torture porn that the devs either didnt know about or didnt care to fix and it backfired. I grew frustrated getting turned on from her grunts and moans from every action she did and you can tell they made an effort to tone that down in the 2nd and 3rd

I love my wife Rise Lara!

No. She is making sex faces while getting impaled on a phallic object

Too bad the protagonist is a bipolar weakfuck

Where is the horsefag?

>Spend the entirety of Rise swimming slowly and constantly going through those holes that make her turn slightly.
I'm so glad they made the water extremely clear most of the time.

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More ass

boomer

Nay!

If that's what it takes to let me play like a woman that actually wants and knows how to raid a tomb

Shame Naughty Dog could have done a great Tomb Raider-like game featuring the OLD Chloe

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Damn son

The guy who animated the "Turn to the side and show off her ass" bit deserves a gold star.

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Do you think if Amy Hennig had been given the chance to direct Tomb Raider we'd have gotten femUncharted?

He should animate the "her pregnant with my children" bit next

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Most blatantly shilled game on Yea Forums right now

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So goddamn perfect

Lost Legacy was pretty good still

Women shouldn't be writing/directing Tomb Raider games

Kill yourself

I want to smash Lara in Smash

OG Tomb Raider, now that's a game series

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>kill yourself

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I love nu Lara

He's right though. Lara Croft only needs sex appeal and action. Women can never conjure up cool shit like fighting t-rex with akimbo pistols. They always have to involve emotions and that shit does not fit in with Tomb Raider.

It's a shame it goes from open world to linear at the drop of a hat and doesn't really open up after that. The open world bit was great but incredibly short, and that one wheel you had to turn with all the water on Crushing was ridiculous thanks to the Crushing exclusive guys who rush your ass.

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I want to kiss her while holding hands

I only played the first nu lara game and thought it was okay, are the other 2 better?

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Rise gave me my perfect wife.

>tfw no battle angel sex goddess lara croft killing brown people and other monsters

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Rise is a massive improvement in almost every way. There's tombs, the gameplay is far more open to how you want to do things (Stealth, loud, picking people off at a distance, etc), the survival aspect actually matters instead of just being for EXP (You need to make all your stuff like arrows, pouches, etc), the story's alright, the variety of areas is okay, and Rise Lara is very pretty in general. You can easily pick it up for $20 nowadays so you might as well give it a shot if you liked the reboot.

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It's more huffing and running out of breath with psycho kills, but in Russia instead of an island.
And the third it's the same shit but in Latinamerican jungle #2 instead of Russia and an island.

Here's your Lara!

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Oh yeah, that was a shame. But of all the games, I'm more likely to replay it since it's much shorter than the other 4 were

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womb raider
youtu.be/v_y7NfcVfwA?t=56

>(You need to make all your stuff like arrows, pouches, etc)
Translated: You need to run around the enviroment picking up shit to craft, until you get to the actual guns and suddenly you're full of everything because stealth kills consume nothing and ammo drops out of the guy you just killed

NuLara awakened my snuff fetish.
>that river impalement death
Ffffuark

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Stop horsing around and actually talk about the game! Perhaps I'm barking up the wrong tree with this crowd.

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Very true, and eventually you get those abilities that buff the amount of materials you get so you're never empty, but it's much better than it was in 2013. Plus you also get EXP on top of it.

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lara always did have a nice ass

until they added dynamic mud effects, then it made her look like she took a dump and forgot to wipe

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why don't you help warm her up you stupid fucking faggots

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cant wait for the final part of breaking the quiet

they are behaving like monsters

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So soft

Rise is janky, but pretty fun

>"Looks like we are stuck in here user, there's barely any space for both of us..."

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Perfection

There's plenty of space if we just snuggle-fuck.

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Kissing her

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I want to be molested in the jungle by nu Lara and nu Chloe

Why didn't they use her in the movie bros?

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Horses

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Please stop, my dick can't take anymore

Fuck I want to play these now just for her ass. I thought the first reboot was alright

I want to nurse a tired and beat up nu-Lara

Really confused by this

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Rise is constantly showing her ass off, it's pretty insane. I mean, 2013 had some shots from time to time but it's just constant in Rise and it's lovely.

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The issue with critizicing NuRaider games is that unlike DmC or any other shit game they actually built upon the Legend/Anniversary/Underworld gameplay so you can't complain about it.
Apparently no one cares that Lara is a scared, out of breath bipolar killer and the game got ACTUAL TOMBS in Rise and Shadow.

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>Tfw want the third one to complete the trilogy in my library but too expensive atm

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Wait for the summer sale.
Tomb Raider is a whore for sales.

what a good lad

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>ywn be stuck awkwardly pressed up against laras sweaty unwashed body in a humid jungle tomb

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I was diamods at that part when her top was covered in blood, head truma turn me on

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I want to cum inside of her

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Dearl lord, i want to ejaculte for 10 minutes inside her womb.

More ass

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Wtf, is this a mod to make her skin pale? If it is, sauce me up please.

>mfw the nexus got a DMCA takedown from Crystal Dynamics for hosting the nude mod. Now it's all but disappeared from the internet

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I don't suppose anyone ever had this issue before, have they? I had it happen several times throughout my playthrough with no idea what caused it. I had it happen at the Geothermal Valley twice, had it happen once after I killed a bear, had it happen in that one medical bath area in the Geothermal Valley, and once in the Baba Yaga DLC.

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i cant follow

Jesus I fucking love these scenes. Gives me a boner. Sue me.

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Nvidia?

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Had it happen on PS4 and I don't believe the PS4 has Hairworks but I could be wrong.

I was wondering where it went

go on, my fren.
I'm doing a research project, need these pictures.

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so perfect

I don't know much about the consoles, but the hair gimmick is buggy for certain Nvidia cards.

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Why would a tomb raider need so much makeup for? It's not like she has a date with some aztec native or something.

She has a date with me, her husband.

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Is that modded?

What is this facial expression supposed to convey?

Yes, same mod as this

I see why they're called the Azztecs.

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It's how she feels about tombs.

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I want to choke her out while finishing inside of her. Not hard enough for her to black out but hard enough for her to be on the verge of doing so, then cuddle and kiss her afterward, and repeat this on a regular basis until the abuse is mentally associated with the affection that follows it.

>only 6 mentions
You disappoint me, /vee/

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You came home and see Lara in your bedroom like that. What you'll do?

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Call the horses

put it in

They made her look great. I love the look of nuLara.

I just can't stand her fucking voice.

I don't know, panic and run probably

You done with those errands yet?

Impregnate her on the spot

oops! i sleep in a stable

Call the police, my house got broken into again

literally what I was thinking

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bro how about some fucking tessellation on the ass??? Jesus it makes me think of pointy hats

/r webm

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kys tripfag

Whinny uncontrollably

Cry hard for about three minutes and then lose my virginity.

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Remember that tight fitting swimsuits are the best attire for exploring mysterious caves and tombs

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Oh she's a tight fit, alright.

BROS im jacking off

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I already did earlier once people started posting her butt

Probably gonna do so again later assuming this thread lasts

#notmylara

How has the modder done this with just texture modding? Is that body really hidden under the outfits?

Gay

Bros what are some good ryona doujins?
Those with elves getting enslaved and raped to near death that are over there at nhentai are great

Dogs

I never played any after the 2012 reboot because of this. Every time she did ANYTHING there were probably 5 better ways of going about it. Every time she said anything I wanted her to shut the fuck up because everything she said was so fucking dumb and annoying. Gameplay was at best a watered down uncharted. How did it ever get 2 sequels?

Because the gameplay isn't terrible, it sort of fulfills the strong wymyn quotient, and also fapbait at the same time

also for some reason americans seem to love english accents
To me its absolutely inssuferable
I want to jerk off to her but i have to rely on porn because every times she opens her mouth in the game my dick gets limper than an invertebrae with a back injury

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Need some help?

Is Shadow of the Tomb Raider any good. Lara doesn't look as good as Rise.

>n
Fucking lol, try getting past the panda ya retard

>installing spyware extentions on your browser just to watch some porn

>he thinks you need an extension
Stop please you've already embarrassed yourself enough

Fuck dudes just bought it off a cdkey site. Don't know how long I'm gonna be able to go without whipping it out

I think she looks her best in Shadow actually. Gameplay is good but nothing really you haven't seen from Rise. Shadow does have the hottest Lara scene in any game tho.

see how far i can get my tongue up her butthole

What scene?

I quickly start blocking the bedroom door with nearby furniture as I start crying from anxiety as I hear clippity clopp in the distance

Butt expansion + sitting on person please

My brother, made playing Rise tolerable.

Plot was shallow/predictable
Gameplay loop was boring
Pseudo open world meme
BUT DAMN DID I NUT HARD SEEING LARA MOVE

Not buying Shadow, I had my fill. Rise was janky both in animation blending and terrible main plot. I'm sure Shadow is playable but in the 6/10 technicay competent but utterly boring to play spectrum. That and Shadow Lara is 200% a sociopath from what I read

>Death of the Tomb Raider

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>raytracing looks no different
please

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IMAGINE.......

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She looks like she fucks horses

>post on the sfm site about Lara SS
>guy in the comments calling everyone sick
>later asking for horse porn
kek

IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO
SNIFF YO PRETTY ASS WHILE YOU EAT A BURRITO
I JUST WANNA CHILL GOT A SNACK FOR US TO GO
MARRIED TO THE MONEY, INTRODUCED HER TO MY NOSE
SHOWED HER HOW TO RIP IT, NOW SHE REHEATIN ON LOW
SHE MY BRAP QUEEN, LET ME SNIFF IT WHILE SHE BLOW
WE BE COUNTIN UP, WATCH HOW FAR THEM BRAPS GO
WE JUST SET A GOAL, TALKIN BRAPPIN HAM BONES
AT 56 A GRAM, 5 HUNDRED GRAMS THO
MAN I SWEAR I LOVE EM, HOW SHE MAKE THE BRAPS GO
HIT THE RIP CLUB, WE BE LETTIN BRAPS GO
EVERYBODY HATIN, THEY TURN ON THEY FANS, OH
IN LOVE WITH THE BRAPS, I AINT NEVER LETTIN GO

AND I SNIFF WIDE WITH MY BABY
I BE IN THE KITCHEN COOKIN PIES WITH MY BABY
AND I SNIFF WIDE WITH MY BABY
I BE IN THE KITCHEN COOKIN PIES WITH MY BABY

She looks good for a woman in her 50's.

>complains about shit trilogy
>while posting slightly less shitty trilogy
Heh

these make my pp the big pp

oh you sicko

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Trap or die

I want to lick her asshole.

>this will be in smash bros
imagine bros

Difference is, Nu Lara is getting new games, while your Lara won't ever get another game. Suck my dick, retard.

I'm surprised there hasn't been SFMs that start out exactly like that third one did. Because in reality any content of those theoretical SFMs is what would actually happen

>NPC using NPC meme
Pottery.

honestly yes. You need help.

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She would be very good

in reality they would all want to rape the shit out of her. They were stranded on that island with no women for years. Why were there no women or children again?

What, the later games do the same thing when you die

So is the the game good or what? Rise was honestly the most boring game I’ve ever fucking finished.

I know.

"pomf" what are we gonna do in the cave ?

I enjoyed the 2013 game and people constantly say Rise is even better. I bought it during the previous Steam winter sale and played like 7 hours and haven't touched it in months. Not sure what it is about it but I have little desire to play it. I'll probably force myself to keep playing it at some point but I was surprised at how much I'm not into it. Did enjoy looking at Lara though

Imagine the smell

>ass moire

you had one fucking job

funny how the original creators actually hated that aspect.