More like Mommynetta

Kamiya and Langdon are both disgusting pieces of shit.

>mommynetta
>not mummynetta

What the fuck happened to him? He used to be cute but now with all the surgery and other shit he is pretty unattractive. Traps should stay traps instead of transitioning.

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>taking a cosplay picture without the glasses on
shameful

pls tell me he gets fucked wearing that

I just got a switch. Is Bayo 1 and 2 worth playing?

god I wish that were me

Shipper logic is so fucking stupid but I dig it all the same.

Thing is probably nobody told him that, he is just a disgusting attention whore. Looks ugly without photoshop as well

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This

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Finished bayoneta a week ago. Was late to the party by 10 years and honestly I got to say that the game either did not age well or sucked from the start.

Are you a fan of crazy action games like MGR and DMC? Then yes.

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No, you just have bad taste.

Explain how it's aged badly.

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Camera is trash and combat comes down to waiting to doge get witch time and kill everything in 2 secs.

Please, he was always just a poor man's linetrap.

Play NSIC then

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Lazy and incomplete video game criticism #38: “It didn’t age well”

Translation: I didn’t get it because I don’t know how to have fun with things

>combat comes down to waiting to doge get witch time and kill everything in 2 secs
Hahaha. Good job playing the game on easy.

Abusing witch time is how to do combat when you’re bad. Opinion discarded

>user didn't get to infinite climax difficulty

The only time I play on easy is when I fuck your mom kiddo

>RRRRRREEEEEEEE you're not playing the game right by winning
It wasn't fun enough

If the mechanic is there to be abused then it's poor design.

It's disabled on NSIC. Try playing the games on hard for once in your life.

There's a reason why they disable it for the hardest difficulty

To be fair the game does not allow you to choose the hardest difficulty on first run

Honestly I never played it because it looked like god of war: with tits. Reading the responses to your post reinforce my decision. When you have to play a game a "certain way" to have fun with it, it is just a bad game.
>oh you didnt beat it 12 times
>you used witch time thats for noobs
I remember going to comic con like 15 years ago and playing some random Street Fighter 2 at the Capcom booth. He played turtle defense SUPER hard, so I just started walking up and throwing him, the basic counter to someone blocking everything. He got SOO mad and called it cheap after I whooped his ass. That is what the responses to you remind me of.

The entire genre is meant to be played on the hardest difficulty retard. You don't have to do anything special to make the game better, literally just play it on NSIC.

The responses are valid though. Witch Time is less of an issue on higher difficulties.

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>dude you can't criticize the game until you beat it twice to unlock the hardest difficulty and then beat it again

if NSIC is the intended difficulty then why can't I play it out of the box?

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This

These kinds of games are always meant to be played multiple times to master the mechanics.

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Because you need to learn the basics of the game first. Witch Time is the training wheels that helps casuals beat the game once then drop it or veterans learn the mechanics to rape the game on harder difficulties.

Because they want you to get used to the gameplay and it's systems before making you eat shit in NSIC

I want to use Bayo ass as pillow

You’re totally correct on both accounts. It sucked dick and aged terribly.

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incorrect

bayonetta would be better if
>no gimmicky platforming
>no gimmicky easy puzzles
>no 10 minute motorcycle level
>no 10 minute space harrier level
>shorter cutscenes, a better story, or both
>no instant kill QTEs
>parrying as an innate mechanic

>>shorter cutscenes, a better story, or both
Rt + back

I WANT TO BAYONUTTA IN BAYONETTA

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I know that ,but try to explain that to the brainlets

The wait for 3 is killing me.

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I'm still trying to make her work in Smash. The nerfs she got are heart breaking.

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That's a lost cause, user