YOU ARE A PIRATE! YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE EPIC EXCLUSIVE MEANS PIRATE FOR ME YOU ARE A PIRATE!
(spoken)
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
(crowd)
YAY! THEY'VE GOT A ROADMAP (A MAP!) TO LEAD US TO A LOOTBOX THAT'S ALL LOCKED UP WITH BUCKS (WITH BUCKS) AND THEN WE'LL SAY FUCK CHINKS WE'LL CRACK UP THE CODE WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS LOOT BURST OPEN DENUVO AND THEN WE'LL SAY FUCK CHINKS
(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)
(girl's voice) YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY IF YOU LOVE TO HATE THE CHINKS YOU ARE A PIRATE
YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE EPIC EXCLUSIVE MEANS PIRATE FOR ME YOU ARE A PIRATE! TURN OFF MCAFEE AND AVAST TORRENTING BORDERLANDS 3 IS A MUST HANG THE FAT CHINK AT THE TOP OF THE FLAK
Hey kids, don't you think these Epic Games Store™ haters are a buncha squares? I think we should all sign up for the Epic Games Store™ today just to show these lame-os how the cool kids on the block roll! Who else has pre-ordered Borderlands® 3™?
