/scp/ - Secret Laboratory

Good Friday Playing Agreement edition

The game is FREE and only 4~ GB to install
store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/

Read this handy FAQ if you're new or are just coming back after some time
docs.google.com/document/d/1F7JOzUtzANdNgl6gkoweH3B8a3shrw3mLunOWdhTgK8/edit?usp=sharing

Streamables archive:
pastebin.com/BkJcBtTp

A list of our servers and how many people are playing can be found here:
memesystem.party/scp/

SERVER IP: twocows.mooo.com:7777

come play with your Yea Forumsbros!

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Other urls found in this thread:

docs.google.com/document/d/1h58PzacFg-bGJWEW7sa2Mf4qtKAhejNHXWIJQdv1zLU/edit
steamcommunity.com/groups/SERVERCHADS
youtube.com/watch?v=k9UXMrE-glI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

WE PLAYAN

3/60

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Fuck you 914, making me use you for almost 15 mins to get soaker

Fug thiefing d-class

This Thread Is The Center Of Everything That Happens To It.

When those d-boi and nerd pass by this room, there will be BARKS and OWOs

4/60

Get in you lazyass bums

5/60

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5/60

Doggo is unstoppable

D-scum get up here

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6/60

Join in, it's free

6/60
Fucking dead dog

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8/60
ALIVE GAME

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8/60

ALIVE GAME

>needing 3 CI soldiers to take down one nerd with no ammo

Hey do I have to read that cancer fucking google doc, or can I just hop in?

9/60
just hop in, youll figure it out as you play

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Just hop in. Part of the fun is not knowing whats going on

I'm coming boys, after a lot of months of not playing.

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11/60
JOIN UP

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12/60

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I'm downloading now

Is the game very dependent on lag? I'm an aussie, I assume the server is based in burgerland

not really, its more about fun than being competitive, its an american server and lots of non americans play so it shouldnt be that bad

You might get some lag but the game is not competive so no one but maybe you yourself care.

Ok cool

I'm coming

Also fuck cowe

12/60

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2tired2wake you can go through doors as 106

2tired2wake, you can walk through doors

/scp/ intro guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1h58PzacFg-bGJWEW7sa2Mf4qtKAhejNHXWIJQdv1zLU/edit

13/60

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14/60

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fuck im sorry, i only realized at the end

its good, first time everyone played its confusing on what to do and what you can do including myself

Reminder there's an user steam group "scp chads". Google it and join its chat to stay updated

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What would happen if you put a bucket on SCP 173's head

IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY painful

18/60

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Downloading it now

Chaos mad as fuck

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Fun games and nice to have so many new players

19/60

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Bump

Complainer on suicide watch

>guards dont arrest unarmed and unresisting d-bois

Bullies

Not all guards

Fuck d-boys, mall cops WIN !

>d class thinks he has rights
LOL

Just wanna say for the love of god dont look at lanky, the skinny pale scp

DBOYZ
DBOYZ
DBOYZ

18/60

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Chaos trying to smuggle d-bois through doggos

Bump

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20/60
we did it reddit

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Nice

Intense

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coming

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kys brony

steamcommunity.com/groups/SERVERCHADS
reminder to join the group to know if were playing or not

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Bump

Zombie clipping through?

It's not a single server, people host their own servers like in GMod, so there might be other aussies hosting aussie servers you can join

no its an mtf gun barrel, camping the exit and trying to be hidden to ambush d boys

Beware though, most public servers are filled with obnoxious kids screeching.

>most public servers
Every* public server

I didnt want to come off as someone biased to user server. But I totally agree.

get fuck 9 tails suckers

d boys absolutely btfod those nerds and mtf

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15/60

Rare occassion of no micsoammers

Good thing you can mute individual people

Why would you do that ?

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17/60

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I don't like listening to children

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>game is only really fun around 15-25 people
any less its basically gmod erping room
any more its become cluster fuck zerg rushing
buy then I never really want to play it until someone make a Yea Forums thread in which always bring too many people

christ talk about unfunny.

>personnele

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How did you die finally, I couldn't see.

I decided to pick path, wrong one. The correct was right next to it

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Join now or cry later

Oh boy, SL time!
Can't play right now, but I'll play later.

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Great. We at 13 or something now, had more earlier. Maybe americans are joining.

If you just played first yime and wanna keep taps on when we playing, join the Steam group's chat. Normally the group doesnt really matter but atm it's user players only way to announce colonization outside Yea Forums threads

fucking hell, its late night here and im too autistic to play multiplayer games but i really wanna get into SL even though its scp watered down

What's stopping you

Motherfuckers I'm at work right now and you guys never colonize when I'm at home. You better still be playing in 4 hours or I'm going to shut so many doors you'll wish it was just nigmode

Download it, and play. It is fun

How autistic are the lobbies? I've only played it with my friends before so I'm not sure how much fun it is with strangers

>How autistic are the lobbies?
Try rephrasing the question. I don't know what you mean.

depends on whos in the lobby

Sorry, I've meant how much micscreaming, general trolling and other retarded shit people from Yea Forums tend to do

It's pretty good all around. Every now and again you get generally unlikable people, but they're never the majority.

13/60, still alive

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Most of the people I play with on random servers are cool. You get a few squeakers and annoying mic spammers now and then, but nothing a few mutes cant solve.

Yea Forums lobbies used to be cool but all the good players left and most of who's still here are meta gaming tryhards who will teamkill you for doing one wrong thing

weve been playing for like 4-5 hours now probably more and theres been barely a couple tk's

Where is Mr.onions so i can dab on him again.

15/60

God bless you for trying to revitalize this game

>putting the /vg/ OP as the OP
I'm doubting the quality of the players right now

i mean that one mod has stopped being autistic about these threads on v so theres really no need to change it, it gives good info about the game for newcomers

>that one mod has stopped being autistic
I've heard that said so many times and it's never stuck.

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17/60

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Bump

17/60
Its american time now

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18/60

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I'm getting off for the night. Americans, it is your job to keep the server populated

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>Maximum charisma

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god i miss lammy

what do we think of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=k9UXMrE-glI

we checked it out and right now its pretty shit, doesnt look like much has changed, theres a couple other scp games coming out, a more realistic one and another singleplayer one, and the remake of course

19/60

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what are the latest new things in the game?

The xmas update with 079 readded and the stronger pistol

nothing new lately because hubert is a lazy nigger who doesnt care about the game so long as he makes enough patreon money to live off
but how lately do you mean? weve got new guns, attachments dogs now

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kek

bump

13/60 still alive

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is that before or after the 079 update?

This game is a lot of fun

before, but 1 new gun got added afterwards, a new pistol

Fuck d-shitters

Yea Forums is fast today
join up

15/60

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if you are reading this

i just did it because i'm a scientist

Based

>the mods are fags

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fucking bullshit

i remeber the first weeks people close themself in the nuke room and people need to get another black card

16/60

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Can't play tonight but I made this shit Electric Retard edit shortly after the /scpsl/ threads where relegated to the /vg/ death sentence.

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It's beautiful

Bump

I honestly don't get why we didn't do a discord when the /vg/ started to die

Last for me guys, I enjoyed a lot playing again after a so long time.
I joined the steam group I'll probably play from time to time.

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that would have given complainer ammo for months

steam groups better, it got posted in this thread

Steam groups are miles better than fucking discords.

good games without any fucktards like florida or mr bones

>Steam copies Discord
>ITS NOT THE SAME GUYS

Steam groups predate discord.

They aren't attracting the same kind of people.

>6 people

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we had some good games, went on for like 6 hours+, its gotta come to an end eventually

I just got on

That's probably it for tonight, let's do it again tomorrow.

steam groups can be joined by anyone, no invite bullshit, so it tends to be less of a circlejerk

yeah was fun, too bad i get out of work right as the server fucking dies

damn that sucks, but there should be more games tommorow at the same time, join the group and look out for when were gonna colonize

rip

penis

if only they didnt remove the red card in entrance, none of this wouldve happened