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Repeat for 30 minutes. Remember these days Yea Forums?
MY TURNS THAT TAKE, THE ENTIRE MATCH!
Based Jabberwock ruining everyone's game.
>Hearthstone? I'm more of an MTG Arena guy
based.
At least you are not playing with real magic cards. You could get a paper cut and bleed to death with 0% fat...
Now it's
>Flamestrike (Created by Blink Fox)
>Deathwing (Created by Dragon Roar)
>Arch Mage Antonidas (Created by Messanger Raven)
>Exact Lethal (Created by Henchclan Burglar)
>A FIGHT? COUNT ME IN
>MY BLADE BE THIRSTY
>HEY EVERYONE GET IN HERE HEY EVERYONE GET IN HERE HEY EVERYONE GET IN HERE HEY EVERYONE GET IN HERE HEY EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>HEHE PILE ON HEHE PILE ON HEHE PILE ON
>CHARGE FORWARD
>I STRIKE
>heh... greetings
kids these days don't know real cancer..
*blocks your path*
outskilled kid
BY THE POWER OF RAGNAROS
I
HAVE
THE
POWER
>release the most broken card imaginable in the first expansion
>everyone complains relentlessly because it warps the meta entirely around a single 1 drop
>Blizz don't do a thing for 9 months to ensure everyone buys their piece of shit expansion just to have a chance
This was true suffering, at least Ironbeak Owl was 2 mana back then because 2 were a necessity in every deck.
>Bring out the dead
>*ghost spider noises*
>I FEEL ICKY, I FEEL ICKY, *Webspinner Noises*
>TO MY SIDE *Huffer Noises*
A tragedy, in four acts.
[flashbacks intensify]
I must be cancer I miss both of these decks so much, Hunter was never as fun as when naxx was out.
>we dont like infinite value
>dks were a mistake
>prints dr boom
>prints elysiana
i sure enjoy 50 min games
because it was impossible to lose as hunter
So, how powerful is this guy in WoW?
>Jade Idol
>We're going to do specialist format
"No Blizzard, don't do it"
>Imma do it
"Nobody's ever going to play anything but Warrior again in tournament, Blizzard please"
>They're gonna experiment and imma do it
"Nobody experiments in this game, they're just going to all play the same deck three times I'm begging you"
>ToO lAtE lMaO
*3 hour control Warrior mirrors intensify*
SOMEBODY ORDER A BOMB?
Pic related is an underrated card. Nobody sees it coming until it’s too late!
bomb warrior is degenerate garbage but I'm a shithead and get a kick out of it making me feel like pic related
One reason I crafted these bad bois during the naxx days! (Also luckily got a gold ball of spiders)
Ack! I forgot the pic!