What animal would you faggots pick in an open world rpg where you could choose from any creature in the natural world...

what animal would you faggots pick in an open world rpg where you could choose from any creature in the natural world? pic related, it's me

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gorilla

ok tyrone

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>snaps you in half and drags your corpse on the ground
oops sorry didn't notice u

>Sloth

Goose, obviously

depends on if it's already domesticated or if its just going to fucking maul me

>any creature in the natural world
I'd be Johnny Knoxville

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Dolphin.
So i can rape the ocean

They are fucking evolving.

dolphins are true fucking chaotic neutral. im terrified of them

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greetings fellow hurmn

*blocks ur path*

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Good. I can't wait until we can replace the lowest stratums of humanity with intelligent bears.

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>not picking dinosaur birb class
It's like you don't like winning.

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Is she canadian?huehuehue

Sheeeeit

The chaddest bird of all the seagull

>not posting the chips stealing seagull

I want to be a big cat tbhdesu.

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Powergaming fags leave

Is that banjo irl?

>not min-maxing
why even bother faggot

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Your class is bugged user

Lazycats are bestcats. Except cheetahs. Fuck those spastic niggers

looks comfy but also depressing

Snake

yeah they need to patch that shit. im literally vibrating through walls. some faggot human reported me for noclip hax

Human

Lions sleep like 20 hours a day.

I'M CURIOUS ABOUT HAVING SEX

>worried laughter

Is that cat just severely obese or somehow juiced as fuck

>speed build
enjoy your nerf fucking birb nigger

pic related is me

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Parrot

looks like a fucking roided up cat

it's a genetic disease

Is it missing an arm?

>seething winglet

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Thank you natty catty

that nigga finna dab on a b

As much as I love felines, if you don't pick Goliath Tigerfish then get the fuck out of my face.

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I fucking love birds man.

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>riverlet
>not picking deep sea creatures

Freshwater fish are fucking cool. Fuck you.

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human the most overpowered build in the current solar system meta.
Only autistic manchildren play underpowered build so they have an excuse for being losers.

i just hear it saying
>ey cabron!

Obviously a Hippo. They're walking tanks that can swim and run really quickly. They can solve all their problems through biting, and don't give a single fuck about crocodiles. Only weaknesses are that it can't fly, can't travel through the ocean, and doesn't have arms and hands with opposable thumbs. Small price to pay for being able to annihilate 99% of animal species in a single bite.

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>this bumps into you below that muddy river

would probably pass out

Fuck yeah it is. Pic related.

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>playing fotm class
ok nigger

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that monkey is built