what animal would you faggots pick in an open world rpg where you could choose from any creature in the natural world? pic related, it's me
What animal would you faggots pick in an open world rpg where you could choose from any creature in the natural world...
gorilla
ok tyrone
>snaps you in half and drags your corpse on the ground
oops sorry didn't notice u
>Sloth
Goose, obviously
depends on if it's already domesticated or if its just going to fucking maul me
>any creature in the natural world
I'd be Johnny Knoxville
Dolphin.
So i can rape the ocean
They are fucking evolving.
dolphins are true fucking chaotic neutral. im terrified of them
greetings fellow hurmn
*blocks ur path*
Good. I can't wait until we can replace the lowest stratums of humanity with intelligent bears.
>not picking dinosaur birb class
It's like you don't like winning.
Is she canadian?huehuehue
Sheeeeit
The chaddest bird of all the seagull
>not posting the chips stealing seagull
I want to be a big cat tbhdesu.
Powergaming fags leave
Is that banjo irl?
>not min-maxing
why even bother faggot
Your class is bugged user
Lazycats are bestcats. Except cheetahs. Fuck those spastic niggers
looks comfy but also depressing
Snake
yeah they need to patch that shit. im literally vibrating through walls. some faggot human reported me for noclip hax
Human
Lions sleep like 20 hours a day.
I'M CURIOUS ABOUT HAVING SEX
>worried laughter
Is that cat just severely obese or somehow juiced as fuck
>speed build
enjoy your nerf fucking birb nigger
pic related is me
Parrot
looks like a fucking roided up cat
it's a genetic disease
Is it missing an arm?
>seething winglet
Thank you natty catty
that nigga finna dab on a b
As much as I love felines, if you don't pick Goliath Tigerfish then get the fuck out of my face.
I fucking love birds man.
>riverlet
>not picking deep sea creatures
Freshwater fish are fucking cool. Fuck you.
human the most overpowered build in the current solar system meta.
Only autistic manchildren play underpowered build so they have an excuse for being losers.
i just hear it saying
>ey cabron!
Obviously a Hippo. They're walking tanks that can swim and run really quickly. They can solve all their problems through biting, and don't give a single fuck about crocodiles. Only weaknesses are that it can't fly, can't travel through the ocean, and doesn't have arms and hands with opposable thumbs. Small price to pay for being able to annihilate 99% of animal species in a single bite.
>this bumps into you below that muddy river
would probably pass out
Fuck yeah it is. Pic related.
>playing fotm class
ok nigger
that monkey is built