Why are Sony virgins so scared of animated breasts?

Why are Sony virgins so scared of animated breasts?
Why don't they just have sex and get used to seeing them?
They do realize that even Nintendo children are fine with seeing big asses, right?

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oh man this is a hot and spicy new meme. I wonder if anyone at sony corporate realized they were giving this juicy ammo for the console wars.

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It is a weird world when nintendo is happier putting fat asses in their games than the makers of tomb raider or fighting games.

The Zelda games have a long history of fat asses.
You just can't see them well in the 2d games.

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Snoyniggers are homosexuals

This is not true

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That's not remotely decent. You can see her lower back is just as big and it's in a shot with her legs bent, shining wet trousers and camera as by her ass as possible.

I can look bigger than her in those conditions. I bet you fall for bathroom sink photos.

what about that persona negative ass thing?

>I can look bigger than her

show us then fag

You'd like that you tranny.

Imagine pulling Zelda's pants down and hot dogging her unwashed stinky butt !

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THE PS4 VIRGIN
>Too afraid to play a video game in public
>Can't stand the sight of big anime titties and big asses
>Hasn't had sex
>Has to beg Sony to not censor his games (still get censored)
THE SWITCH CHAD
>Confident enough to play games in public
>Loves anime titties and big asses
>Has had sex with multiple women
>Has numerous games with sexy women that aren't censored

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Princess Zelda threads used to be great before BotW came along. Why did this bitch ruin them?

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Her ass is too much for anons to handle

>get told to have sex
>build up enough desire to have sex with someone else
>finally.jpg
>wait, shit
>now i am no longer allowed to see attractive human skin in electronic mediums
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>DIIVES

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Anons are horny, constantly masturbating perverts addicted to cumming. Who knew?

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Nothing new really. Atlus are honorary Irishmen.

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>Not posting superior Yukari ass

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>not hotdogging through the pants
>then going in again without the pants

Still better than the P3/4/5 in-game models, though not by much. It's weird too because they're never that shapeless in the art, it's just something that gets lost in modeling.