Halo Killer coming to Epic Store exclusively

RIP Steamcucks

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literally what

What the fuck's a Haze?

Didn't this game end up being mediocre despite being hyped to fuck and back?

MCC IS DEAD MCC IS DEAD MCC IS DEAD IT'S ALL OVER STEAMBROS

yeah
I own it bro

Haze is coming to Epic Store exclusively. It's probably not even timed since they bought the rights from Crytek

Wrong, it will come to Uplay too, since it's Ubisoft.

This game is like, what, 10 years old?
It was one of the first releases for PS3 lmao

Haze sucked hard dick.

where did the "no shit games" rule go?

Which is why it's notable I still remember it being praised as the Halo killer

>it's fake
disappointing, I would have enjoyed watching this game completely shit the bed a second time

As a PC player I know nothing about Haze, except knowing that it was a let down of some sort.

That aside, title and cover art gives me good vibed.
Classic title format like Quake, Rage, Blood.


Epic store is yikes, but I'm looking forward to see how it performs.

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thank you, that was a good laugh

MCC BTFOOOOOOOO

Unironically based

This but unironically desu

Wasn't that the game where your sister gets raped and you seek revenge?

There was a demand for a Haze rerelease?

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Hey wait a minute.... YOU TRICKED ME.

Played it not so long ago on PS3. It looked like a PS2 game but I enjoyed the completely retarded dialogue.

It's a great bad game. It's full jank but I only had one hard crash near the end on the giant transports.

WUT
Aren't they part of EA?
Oh FUCK, prepare for EPIC Crysis.

FOUR
POINT
FIVE

>Steam gets the entire Halo saga remastered
>Epic gets Haze
this is proof that my life is a comedy

>RIP Steamcucks
1. Install store apps that include games you want
2. Play games you want

???

Now that game was an ass.

>inb4 they boot up the entire Killzone franchise on the Epic store
Considering how hard it died on the PS4 it would be a pleasant change of scenery.

>people still falling for this shitty meme
I hate nu-Yea Forums.

Didn't haze have a shit story line and the worst A.I ever in an FPS?

this is just epic having a giggle

Why would they remaster this fucking game of all games

>HAZE getting remastered
For what possible reason.
It came out early on the PS3's life to poor reception and was promptly forgotten. Have they really ran out of decent games to remaster?

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literally what: remastered

I thought Epic Store don't accept shit games. What a fucking joke.

yeah it absolutely flopped, why someone bothered remastering it is beyond me.

Oh nononono. N noooononononon
By the way, does amazon own metacritoc or something?

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no, it was worse than mediocre.

it's fake, retards

Halo is going to steam, so this is epics response to compete

it was supposed to be Sony's Halo

Next time on Epic Store threads:
TurboTax joins Epic Exclusivity, and Valve must find a way to take on a powerful foe.
*Bruce Faulconer music intensifies*

Nice shitpost.

We'll see who is the real retard once I bash your fucking brains in with my dick after skullfucking your ear hole nigger.

oh no no no how will we ever recover bros

Halo killed itself , you don't need to "kill it" anymore

Too bad for you I don't have ears.

LMAO! Oh god I remember the headlines and the ridiculous hype.

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Fuck off Rob.

But halo is coming to steam.