ITT we are the family guy writers and we have to make video game related jokes

I like this one.

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>Something bad happens to Peter
>"This is worse than that time I played with game journalists"
>Peter and other 'game journalists' are shown playing Sekiro, Peter is beating the game easily when suddenly the game journalists start yelling incoherently "EASY MODE" and "ACCESSIBILITY" for 15-20 seconds

I can't tell if this is real or not

God damn, I was gonna give you shit for spelling "segway" wrong, turns out I'm the retarded one

>This is worse than the time I beat Symphony of the Night without finding the Holy Glasses
"Are we done here? There's no other bosses? No Dracula? Is he running late? I can wait around. Set aside a lot more time for this. Should I just leave?"

>man this is gonna suck worse than getting in a shootout with max payne!
>peter and max are behind cover getting gunned down by thugs
>"dont worry peter, ill take these guys out!"
>max jumps out, moving in bullet time and gets shot 73 times 2 seconds later, falls on the ground dead
>peter makes a smart ass remark

>This is as bad as the time I tried flossing in Fortnite
Cut to Peter inside Fortnite, flossing
>Alright, I think I'm getting the hang of it
Pan over to a Fortnite character, literally flossing his teeth
>Completely wrong, idiot

>I'm doing worse than I did in Resident Evil 2
Peter encounters the flaming helicopter
Peter tries the the water pump
>Oh no, it's one of these puzzles
Peter shoots the water pipes, shoots the helicopter, and finally finds the LR lever
>Ok, let's see L... hmmm... "Let the water flow". And R... "Really hot". No, that can't be right. Uhh... Let's see
Cut to Mr. X waiting behind the burning helicopter
[In a surprisingly effeminate voice]
>Ugh, this is taking forever

>This is worse than when I was a character in DMCV
V extends his arm
>Come to me, bird
Peter, as the bird, lands on V's arm
V's arm breaks from the weight

This is like the time I took that courier job.
>cut to 5 minutes of Mirror's Edge gameplay dubbed over with Peter's heavy breathing.

I really love The Orville

>tfw I pay some guy in venezuela pennies on the dollar to draw me perfectly on-model porn of my ex girlfriends in the family guy artstyle doing all sorts of degrading sexual things with Lois

I like to talk about it here because obviously I can never tell anyone.

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cancel the show

geez lois, this worse than that time i had to rescue the princess from those turtles
*cuts to generic marioish castle peter is dressed as mario*
a mushroom, friggin sweet
*peter eats the mushroom and trips cut back to the griffin house*

post some you fucking bitch

>this is even worse than that time I missed the train in LS
Cuts to Peter trying to catch up with the train in a motorcycle
Loses control over the motorcycle
35 seconds of gory injuries later
Lands near a fatso nigger with a bucket of chicken dressed all in green
>All ya had to do, was follow the damn train, Peedur

>Peter walks into the kitchen making the sans huhuhu noise with his dialogue appearing as a text box "Louis wheres my breakfast"
>Louis exasperated "Petah would you cut that out and just talk like a normal person"
>Peter sits down at the table "If you don't put some eggs in front of me pronto you're going to have a bad time"
>Louis has enough and smacks peter in the face with the hot pan exposing his skull
>chris screams
>peter turns towards the camera and it zooms in on his face showing his left eye has a blue flame, first few notes of megalovania play

Here's a SFW edit of the last update I got on the current project.

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Jeez, this thread is worse than the time I went to Reddit

>Donald Trump bad!
>Republicans bad!
>Obama was obawesome watch him play a guitar at a high school. Huehuehuehue!

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>This is even worse than what they did to that frog
Cut to frogger trying to cross the road, he gets in a verbal confrontation with a driver. Driver runs him over. Then either gratuitous 8bit frogger bleeding out in the street yelling graphic shit, or a police chase for the driver which ends in him killing himself

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>man this is more stressful than when i was on space station 13!
>peter is security, beating the living shit out of everyone and anyone that crosses his path
>finishes up with breaking the elderly janators back over his knee and shooting a botanist in the eye
>other sec members walk up to him
>"glad to see you working so hard, peter!"

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>he wasn't kidding
interesting

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Magatama's go through the eye, not the throat.

oh shit im a FUCKING FRAUD
when i read ingest i guess i assumed its going down the throat