The last video game character you played is going to fuck you. How do you feel about that?
The last video game character you played is going to fuck you. How do you feel about that?
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but I played FIFA like the filthy britbong I am
am I going to get gangbanged by 11 footballers?
That would explain some things.
>my own created character in an online game
feels good man.
Yes, please.
Yes
>MUDOKONED
NO!
how huge is the cock of a tauren shaman?
I'm legit curious as to what brain damage causes the FIFA craze. Is it just all yuros culture or are you a mud race?
nice
>How do you feel about that?
pretty based
>Ness
Well, it won't hurt too badly then.
Well, shit.
Guess I'll have to be the one to shoot him in the head this time.
>Tauren
RIP
alien cock!
>fem stim pilot from titanfall
noice
>punk teenager girl from sims 4
feels pretty good
>Jak
Eh, could be worse
i don't know how many bacterial infections i'm going to get from this but its going to be a lot
>ganondorf
Do you think he's a gentle lover or a pound me into the sheets lover.
I did it bros
I feel blessed.
>Pyra
Ok
P L U M P
U
M
P
Feel fucking excited.
she's too small and cute, a hug or holding her in my arms would be enough i don't really want to fuck her
>Male Shepard
I mean as long as I get lubricated first...
Daddy Miguel . Yes
Guess I’m gonna find out what his eggs smell like haha
>sheik
oh god yes
>Altera in Extella Link
Okay
I request that "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic be played at my funeral.
very rare that I get to see kosaki posted
i would enjoy it desu
>gudako
Nice
oh my, that pic is so lewd user!
Great, I will even help her out with debt.
Not too sure about this.
Yikes
I played as a professional dancer / cult leader
I'm ok with this
>Gangbanged by ghouls
joker is going to fuck me? crap. Can I at least be on top or do I have to get my butt pounded by a thin framed japanese teen?
I genuinely don't know...
he not gay, he is a foodie
He's gonna break your posture
The last "character" I played was a semi truck.
Yes.
Fuck
>my catgirl in ff14
im gonna make it bros......
Uh oh
>klonoa
did you make this thread just for me?
>sekiro
I have a feeling he'd be gentle, but he's not what I'm into
How do you fucking think?
>Crash Bandicoot
WOAH!
>Bad Girl
There's a 90% I die, but it'll be worth it.
Should have player 3
>my taru from ffxi
no
>Everything went better than expected
I'm ready for her to ride me in the Amazon position.
Errrrr
Well, if his usual brutality is any indication, at least I'll be dead quickly and he'll just fuck my corpse.
>Samus Aran
Awesome
>not wanting to get your butt pounded by a thin framed japanese teen
Just know that I go first, faggot.
>gaige
Oh my.
Jungle Queen from Timesplitters Future Perfect, I am more than okay with this.
Isn't he a tiny little bug? I doubt I'd even feel it
very nice
im ready
Be gentle mommy
Technically its both since the biggest audiences for it are bongmutts, slavshits, sandniggers and literal niggers. Although the latter likely stole their copies.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MC from Staxel
Well at least mine is female so I know it has a vagina but fucking a pile of human shaped voxels can't be a pleasant experiece. Would like fucking a lego with a hole in it I guess.
>lute
Fbi open up
...
Nice
kek
>Huntress from RoR2
All of my yes
I never asked for this.
>Jung Hae-Lin
2hot4me
Fuck yes
>getting fucked by a Ventrue qt
I wish
>Vito Scaletta
Can I go for Joe at least?
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Hope you have a fetish for vomit down your throat and on your benis.
holy fuck
>Josie
zero complaints here
/thread
>Trigger
Am I getting fucked Trigger himself or is the dumbass/madlad going to try to fuck me with his jet
>Rain World
Well I'm sure that's someone's fetish.
Me on the left.
NUT
>random black british woman battlefield 5 mp character
could have done worse I suppose, but not optimal
I'm fine with this.
"Uh oh" is the only thing I have to say when learning that a perpetually drunk slav murderhobo is coming to ream my ass
>Peach
Oh yes!
N-NO NO
YES.
B L A C K E D
>Ulala
I'm okay with this
I am weirdly ok with this.
pretty good
>Duchess of Lithuania in CK2
I am okay with this development.
goodbye my virginity
But the last vidya character I was playing as was ME.
Oh shit!
>Kiryu
I guess someone has to take his virginity
Threads like this are why you should always play as a girl if possible.
>minecraft alex
not happy after I learned it was actually a dude
>Mei
Well our babies would be cute.
nice
>Ryu Hayabusa
Sorry bro, I'm not gay. I'm sure you'll understand
MUL-T
Oh user, do you really think you could stop him
TORYAH
Does sex with a ghost feel good?
user are you ready to be VOIDED?
He's not the smartest ninja in the world, maybe with some talking I can get away with a handy
>picked a good day to play SNK Tag Team
Very good, can I marry her?
>Zerida from Langrisser M
Imma use this sword like a sheath if ya catch my drift
Three most recent
>Smash bros kirby
Boy or girl?
>Minecraft mushroom skin
Damn it
>Spore
Fuck you asshole
We could double team her user desu
no...
...are you fucking serious?
This isn't video games, it's not even tertiary. It's off topic, facebook tier garbage and everyone who's posted in this thread should be gassed.
Thanks thread police, I hope you get a pay rise rofl
Including you.
I got Lulu but this user right there got the cream of the crop
>vanguard femshep
have sex
t. played as Kiryu
I'm disgusted by physical contact
Why don't you go stomp your feet in one of the countless social media outrage threads. Oh wait, you probably post them
I'm okay with it. Could've been a lot worse.
im fine with that
>Jeanne d'Arc (Fate)
Only after marriage!
Hiver from kenshi with all limbs removed. Doesn't have dick too.
This actually worked out well for once
These threads are below even e celeb threads, you're scum
S-So, you don't want the hug.
have the surgery
t. ranny
Sure, why don't you go make another thread with an epic literal who screenshot you fucking idiot
Lucky me
>Completely off topic attentionwhoring
The tranny is you
>My human female monk in WoW
Yes please.
There's more to Yea Forums than twitter screencaps and facebook threads like this you fucking cretin.
>Responding to the autistic baiting nigger
Get a hold of yourselves
Y'all need some dose
rolling for lulu
I feel like he wouldn't if I politely asked him not to, but I could certainly do worse.
CUTLASS FURY
>Played a Mii version of Piccolo
T-Thanks Doc
FUCK YES
Z-Zigludo-sama please be gentle...
Fighting games are a gift
>my worgen from WOW
I am pretty happy. I am attached to all of my characters. I know he would be gentle
I'm not ready for this.
He will, but Arvis sure won't.
lmao who the fuck is still playing that?
>Sam
Are you Serious?
>How do you feel about that?
extremely good
Wait, so what happens if I've played Anno 1800? I have to fuck all 3000+ citizens?
Sekiro but coincidentally I was just trying out skin mods and I recently played with Emma skin.
Female kobold paladin from a roguelike. It could for sure be better, it could for sure be worse. At least it’s a female?
But the last game I played was a map painting simulator...
Systematically and with cessation
without*
>a Chocobo
Aw fuck.
>the investigator on Return of The Obra Dinn
And it'd still feel not even a bit as good as experiencing that game did.
i love josie!
>Final Fantasy XIV
Thank god I made a ginger cat waifu
>Kat
we'll have to get married
jail?
My 200cm 120kg Namibian FIFA pro?
>Bends me over the table and gruffly whispers "That's my boy" in my ear
And sold
thx doc
A non-specified Commander of Colonial Fleet fighting off dozens of Cylon fleets…
This is going to be either the best or worst thing of my life.
>iori yagami
Based, yes please
Fuck-fuck*
Which ys?
I'm pretty sure Isaac has enough mental issues without having involuntary buttsex while cosplaying as a biblical figure
I'd be down if he was dressed as Maggie though
>Falcon
Oh boy, I'll be fine as long as he doesn't want to start fisting
tfw fully upgraded "spear"
mfw he uses fury of the bloodlne on my boihole
Noice
Lucked out with my Monster Hunter huntress, she has a wonderful FAT ASS.
I should make a tiny 2 minute one-room RPG Maker game about a female protag who magically bestows good luck and fortune to any man whose penis makes contact with her vagina just so I can play it before entering this thread and go "HEH HEH, LOOKS LIKE I OUT DID EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD!"
Thanks doc
How? I'm curious as to your reasoning
>not the smartest
Based on what? You're gonna be getting split in half nigga. Open wide.
>going to lewd my wife
couldn't be happier bros
god i wish
Well fuck, i guess at least I'll get to do some astronomy while it happens
based
How many deathblows can you handle?
no, we'll just hold hands under the stars
I'm pretty experienced with onaholes
I last played hollow knight.
If the knight is bug sized him fucking me would feel like nothing.
If he's man sized I have to wander if he has a dick. After all he's a void creature.
Eh, could have been worse...
You buys always make fun of me for plahih female characters, who's laughing now?
>those doujins he is in
He is a huge slut.
All i can say is that she won't last long in bed
Thanks doc
'Tis the curse of playing Mario Kart Wii
>Female Bloodborne hunter
I don't get fucked I do the fucking.
LETS DO THIS
No Mario NO!
My courier(male).
I am not gay though.
Bored that easily huh?
have sex
>Emilie de Rochefort
feels good man
I said that bc of the serious case of asthma she seems to have
I do, unlike subby men ahaha
The Russian Engineer from BF3?
das gei
Yeet
dont wanna fuck her but I’d rub her belly a lot
>implying
is she legal?
>kagamine rin
Too young, sorry.
>Baba is Hot
this
Very happy
>fragtrap
could be worse, i guess.
>can't even remember the last time i played a video game
>Penny from Fortnite STW
MY DICK
>Lina and the Crystal of Wishes
Not bad at all
>Amaterasu from Okami
I’m still down but I hope she like transforms into a human or something because I don’t want to hurt her
Get the fuck off of my board
I don't think I'm prepared
She wouldn't fuck you. She'd just hug and cuddle you while giving suggestive looks, though ultimately not pushing you to go all the way. She'd let your own lustful nature decide what happens.
Isabelle is a good and pure girl after all, she can't have her reputation ruined by being too forward.
I think that’s why I love her so much
Big breasted hourglass body futa girl in the Sims 4
Obviously I picked the right game to play last
Same one that causes the Baseball, Handeggs, NASCAR craze
>does anything physical for 30 seconds
>asthma intensifies
still hella cute through and a nice body. best girl for sure.
feelsgoodman
My DeS character
Her face is pretty damn ugly but still, it's a young woman with a decent body. Could be much worse, not complaining
Fucking please? Can she just go the way and be my wife?
Based on the games nigga
I'm okay with this
Actually disgusting.
Pussies are so gross, just thinking what is hiding behind that thin piece of cloth is actually making me wretch.
No homo.
def homo
>Helldivers
He'll probably complain he can't see anything because I'm more than 5 feet from him. Then die trying to climb on the bed.
again, based on what? Not once is he portrayed as not being smart.
>gang raped by rebel and her band of blood allies
MUH
Now I’m imagining one riding a dick while capespinning
Boy, I sure am glad I decided to end my rousing Smash session with Joker as opposed to K. Rool.
HOOK SHOT
Pretty sure this would cause some timeline fuckery.
Fuck
>Highlander from For Honor
Oh god
I SHOULD'VE PLAYED FEM RAIDER AAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Handegg is by far the biggest of those three, and it's nowhere near the scale of the phenomenon that divegrass is.
NFL has also been declining in recent years since millennials/zoomers don't care nearly as much.
The Blonde from Enter The Gungeon... Alrighty then she’s into kinky shit given she has handcuffs.
elma from xenoblade x, im ok with that. also onodera a shit
>Maria
Yes please
It's going to be vore, isn't it....
This is not how I want to lose my virginity.
Does this nigga have a dick?
da don't
2B-san
I'd much rather go on a pubcrawl with Markus instead of being trapped in some gayrape fantasy.
I bet these threads are made exclusively by homos and gays so they can ERP in them instead of getting an opportunity for some wholesome bonding.
>my FF14 Miqo'te
hot. id be down
>I bet these threads are made exclusively by homos and gays so they can ERP in them
>Most of the thread is happy anons wanting to fuck girl characters
Nigger how did you reach that retarded ass conclusion
Help me.....
guess i'll just flip him over and pretend he's a girl
Hey, user. Wanna bond with me?
Looking cool, Joker.
>>Most of the thread is happy anons wanting to fuck girl characters
Bunch of JRPG characters where you're playing in parties, gachas or fucking MMO characters. Nope you're all fags.
I only ever play games with female protagonists because I know this thread will be made again eventually.
Sissel being a ghost is the least of your worries. Just wait for the ending of Ghost Trick
>the ass creed unity protag
I would have preferred a female but it could be a lot worse.
Oh yeah, fuck me L-piece. Yeah, yeah, t-piece get in here and pound my ass.
>leaves Rachel in the monastery
>seconds later Doku appears and starts fucking shit up
>Ryu has absolutely no reaction despite being right outside
Like a new zealander.
Not too many at once or you'll disappear
>implying that's not the ultimate orgasm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh fuck yes
You better be another adventure, a boat, or a wall crusher
CRUTCHCRUTCHCRUTCH
My female titan in Destiny 2
Pls no hurt
Not the worst option, if I'm being honest.
>Doesn't hear or see something that happens inside a building he's not in while tanks, helicopters and soldiers swarm the surrounding area
>HUR HE MUST BE DUMB LOL
My fallout character is a very nice person and we would get along great so this is ok. I would be her sidekick in rebuilding the wasteland!
Last game I played was Freecell on my phone so...which character would that be? The dealer? One of the cards?
I mean I'm down either way, for sure.
>breath of the wild link
I'd rather be the one fucking him but whatever
it would've been haruka yesterday, fuck
It's a blessing user
pass tha whiskey
I'm okay with this. Maeve is actually pretty attractive
My asshole is in danger.
>making a warcraft 3 map
>Female Ara Ara Necromancer
>wanted to work on abilties first in my test map so I didn't port over the model
>Placeholder is Kel'thuzad
Frustrated, but his voice is melted butter
Ok
old but gold
“Yes, user. And it’s all for you”
Thanks doc
>Mega Man
Does he even have a dick?
you.. you're trying to crawl away?
bring me that ass!
my cute huntress from bloodborne? wouldn't mind at all!
yes daddy
>a really big fucking hole, coming right up!
Gotta repopulate earth somehow, I guess I can make this sacrifice for the greater good
>B L O C K E D
Time to get skyrailed I guess
My Miqo'te
This is very okay
>highly flexible, small teen
Feels great.
>ling players
yikes!
>lifeline
pretty decent desu
Can I decline?
how can i fuck an evil spirit, again?
I simply live with the pain.
If it was an hour earlier I would have been fucking an armored core instead
Yes! YES!
>This cute jew is gonna bang me
WINRAR
This makes me want to play Sims 4 but then I remember how completely shit that game is.
I had to give up and copy some else's sliders to make something even remotely good looking with the Bloodborne character creator. You have my admiration if you managed by yourself.
iirc she's barren in Awakening
She gives you the cutest FeMorgan.
>/fit/ blonde haired blue eyed huntress is gonna mating press me
Could be worse.
>Mazdamundi
ALL HAIL GIANT FROG COCK!
Oh hey I've read that doujin
I'm saying the las female character
because I'm not a FAGGOT
I'm fine Yuri is wife material anyway
>Kyle Crane
Not so good, but he's actually a nice guy and it could be a lot worse.
Steve is gonna fuck me?
I'm so ready
Jackpot
undead female warrior in world of warcraft?
I'm beyond okay with this
>my Skyrim PC
Since its pretty much a self insert I'm basically fucking myself
>playing Skyrim in the first place
You've been fucking yourself the whole time.
it's not gay if you're basically masturbating
>devil jin
feels bad man
>wonderful 101
G-guys...
>Mercy
I'll enjoy it but shes going to leave thoroughly disappointed
nope, I copied too lol. It doesn't matter, she's mine now.
I'd rather play Oblivion but it keeps crashing making it unplayable and I have 100+ mods and haven't been able to figure out which ones are causing the problem.
>Full peppy gals team on Dokkan Battle
>Bulla
>Chi-chi
>Brianne/super Ribrianne
>18
>Fasha
Death by snu snu.
I know it sucks but sometimes it's easier to start from scratch and let out an autistic screech every hour or so about how avoidable this was and how the gods hate you
Nexus download history helps
>Heretic Protag
wolfensteingoodies.com
baba in you
baba is you? more like baba is fuck.
>erina
This is alright.
>Kroq-Gar in TW:WH
My body is not in any way shape or form ready for this, I'm going to die
Thanks doc.
Fine.
>Arthur slaps your ass and says "Yer alright boaa!"
thiccccc
I'd much rather be playing vidya with him to be honest and why does DDLC General hate him so much?
I'd be the happiest person alive let me tell ya
blacked
her tits are made of jello
My 26-man squad of XCOM chumps, underwater division, with drills and mind control devices.
It probably won't be as bad as the first three months of TFTD.
yeah wiki of the game says she's 18
also
same
the only downside is that i was running anarchy gaige, so i don't know how much my crotch is gonna feel after sex
How many times can you nut in quick succession before you just lay there like bruh?
I think my record is 6, but normally its 3-4.
well user, you gotta know lore wise that she's has Archangel stuff on her that allows to use her weapons, so get ready to pay child support...
unless archangel stuff is not christian related, but i digress
c route btw