Oh god oh FUCK

oh god oh FUCK

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Next update fucking WHEN

soon i hope, i've run out of fun stuff to do, moneys easy to make now and the community centers finished so there's little to no point for me to do anything else other than just making my farm look nice and grind towards the really expensive stuff but i'm running out of patience for that desu

>Next update fucking WHEN

Soon hopefully, and apperently its supposed to add lots of new content

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Likewise the game really needs some post-game support, nothing major but something that's always ticking over to ensure that you want to maintain your farm. And a buff to the waifu scripts/events because they're way too sparse.

Nice

oh shit is this real? i thought they were done updating the game

Yes it is real, I would not lie user. And ape is DONE with stardew valley in that sense that he hired a bunch of guys from chucklefish that do the work for him under his supervision while he himself is working on a new game but no info about that yet

steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/1795152804529482371

good, i want updated waifu dialogue and maybe some new bachelor/bachelorettes

AND AN OPTION TO NOT INCLUDE THE BABY ROOMS WHEN YOU FULLY UPGRADE THE HOUSE, NO HALEY, FOR THE 40TH TIME, I DONT WANT KIDS, STOP IT, LET'S JUST BE A HAPPY COUPLE WHO LIVES TOGETHER AND FUCKS AND SUPPORTS EACH OTHER, WE DONT NEED 2 LITTLE MOUTH BREAHTERS RUNNING AROUND THE PLACE

Why wouldn't you want kids?

Not him but they contribute nothing to the farm and only serve to clutter up my home.

Well this mod got popular which add some new content, larger map and such
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3753

You can have all of that user, in the form of mods though. There are mods that add more dialogue/new bachelor/bachelorettes etc

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>1,957,024
How? I can barely get any gold, and I always run out of energy then have to go to bed at fkn 2pm like an old boomer

also add new areas and things to work towards

add a new dungeon area, new shop, new resources to collect, new fish, new fishing area.

anyone know any GOOD mods for the game since i've got nothing else to do in it? i wanna keep playing but vanilla's getting old so i'm in a "fuck it" kinda mood, anything fun? any porn mods?

what said

also why would I want them? they do nothing and that huge extra room that gets added could've been something useful, but now it's just an empty room with two cribs in it, shits annoying and weird to have if you don't even plan on the kids

...

i bought over 500 starfruit seeds and sold those bitches

its not that hard to make money, just takes patience and planning and stocking up on what you need. also, buy those special fruit seeds the shop cart lady sells on fridays and sundays. stock up on that shit

looks pretty, but what's with the background blur on the screenshots

>but what's with the background blur on the screenshots

That is a screenshot filter that is build in the game, not sure why people use it, makes the game look pretty bad imo but yes has nothing to do with the mod

I want to get Stardew on the Switch just for Sebastianbut I've already played Rune Factory and Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons and I'm almost certain it'll be a step down.

>sebastian

that's some pretty subpar taste there friend

just go for a lady, all the stardew men are pretty boring. only interesting one is Kent and that's because he looks like Guile

But Sebastian reminds me of my boyfriend so he's the optimal choice.
>inb4 gay
Yep.

i don't care if you're gay, friend

sebastian stole the chick i was interested in on my first playthrough of stardew valley at the spring dance. i've held a grudge ever since

RIP, user.

Isn't she the one getting railed by Colonel Slab Chad? I wouldn't mess with something like that.

I'm not scared of Guile, I'm a fuckin rich ass farmer, i'll buy a gun and meet him at the bus stop when he comes back from war and take him out before he gets home

If you find an ancient seed, give it to gunther for the ancient seed recipe. Plant that seed either in your greenhouse, or at the start of spring. Once you get a fruit, turn it into seeds with the seedmaker. If youre lucky, you get 3. Keep planting what you get untill your greenhouse is full. At that point you can turn any new fruits into wine, or sell them outright. Wine makes even more money.

All of this takes time of course, but at the end youre swimming in money.
Alternatively, buy a coffee bean from the cart. Each plant yields several new beans every few days. Before you know it your whole field is coffee. They don't sell for much by themselves, but you will have hundreds of beans every few days.

yeah forgot to mention that i made easy bank by saving up those ancient seeds. get a seed maker so every time you grow an ancient fruit, stick it in the seed maker and keep multiplying how much you have, then when you have a greenhouse, plant as many as you can in the greenhouse and then they'll be in season all year long and you'll have a constant flow of pretty damn good money. pretty sure those fruit are the second most valuable crops in the game, and they continue to grow after they're harvested, so if you put them in the greenhouse you'll have an infinite amount and you'll never have to plant them again

Aren't strawberries more profitable?

>Aren't strawberries more profitable
>*looks it up*

holy shit user you're right, i had no fucking idea holy shit this changes things

Just get firecrackers and kick his ass while he suffers from Vietnam flashbacks

wait no, i think you're wrong actually, i think the ancient fruit still is 2nd most valuable

yeah that sounds cheaper and less illegal, thanks user, i'll send you pics of his wifes butt later

Well shit, I fucked up my greenhouse then.

Caroline has huge fucking tits.

yeah, no, i checked again, looks like the ancient fruit is still way more valuable.

strawberries are still pretty valuable if you're fresh in the game and dont have the greenhouse yet and it's spring time, but they aren't the most profitable

googling it gives you a full in depth list desu
>almost all the most attractive women in the game are married already

Somebody tell me there's a fleshed out mod that lets me date the milfs, they easily beat all the available girls in the game. Seriously, holy fuck bros. God i cant believe theyre not dateable by default.

>not playing with the anthro mod

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Just like real life

are you baiting or purposefully trying to out yourself as a retard?
>only good one is haley
>all the milfs are fucking hot, even marnie could get it, but the mayor is fucking her REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Claim your farmfu
For me, its A Big Ail

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CLAIMED

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I'm at year 3, all I have left to do is max out my land and buy all the Wizard's items. I had to redo my farm anyway because I thought the Junimo hut had a larger range and now I'm left with patches that I still ave to harvest myself.

here you go user, if you're not on mobile this will help you out pretty damn good with your planning. even shows the grid range for every item like the junimo hut
stardew.info/

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Maybe I'm doing something wrong but I thought this game would be relaxing and ended up getting more stressed out by trying to maintain and expand the farm coupled with doing errands.

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the time limit stress is a meme, you have as much time as you want, just take your time, trust me, rushing through and getting everything done "on time" will end up ruining the game for you or just make it end prematurely

It's a meme posted every single time in a thread.

I guess I could just be content with a smaller farm, but it feels like I'm doing it wrong when not making bank by harvesting.

Aw shit, that's rad. Looking at this made me see how unappealing my farm looks, I just have a bunch of patched in front of my house, a rectangle for my animals, and an "orchard" with six of each tree in the top left corner.
But what the fuck is up with all those bee houses? Are they that profitable?

personally i don't really waste time on bee hives unless i need the honey for things other than money. otherwise it could just be a design aesthetic by the person who designed their farm.

But yeah this thing is super useful for making your farm look organized and nice and not just like you took the shit from your ass and threw it against the wall

Based and hmofa pilled
>those dragons
Fucking sneaky lil shits

Aside from more dialogue and fleshed out characters in general, what this game needs is to acknowledge the passage of time past year 2. I want to see villagers leaving and new ones entering town, I want to see Lewis eventually retiring, I want to see Vincent and Jas growing up and so on.

>lewis retires
>you become the new mayor
>game becomes like new leaf
>can customize the look of the town
>do things to increase income to the town

sounds fun desu

There are people here on year 200+. How the fuck would they do that?

>200 years in-game
>everyone stays the same age

sounds like some kind of weird nightmare

forgot to add
>no one is aware of this except you

they really should add new events and dialogue for after year 2. once you hit year two nothing new happens at all, everything stagnates which kinda sucks and kills the feeling of life from the world the game has in the first two years

There is no game over. At the three year mark you are essentially scored and then the game continues. There is no reason other to just play the game.

I wanna fuck Sam's mom and cuck his dad.

>not playing with the genderbend mod
All the actual waifus are shit, but use a mod to magically make the guys girls and all of them are instantly 10/10's.

I wish they made an update where depending on how good you are doing, town folks would ask you to dance at the spring festival. I want to tell him yes, and then completely blow them off instead. Fuck you bitches, I am now the most riches and success fucker in this shit town, I ain't got time for your shitty festival.

This game is such a chore, everyone says its chill but its too stressful. Have to always worry about crops dying and micromanaging a thousand things while also on a clock and with limited stamina.

I need a new Animal Crossing

>demolish the town to make your farm bigger
>move everyone into the sewer

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I've tried this out a bit so far, its not as big as you think it is. There's a few new areas sure, but they're pretty much one and done as there isn't anything to do in them. The mod looks to add some new NPCs, but the seemingly setup backstory for some of them (There's some orphaned girl whose parents were murdered and she inherited their large winery or some Shane clone in the woods) sounds really edgy so far.
There is also blatant undertale references and it personally gets on my nerves because it feels so out of place, but that might just be me.

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sounds like you're not that good at it desu

there's really not that much to do all at once and watering crops is easy as fuck once you get sprinklers unlocked

people who get overwhelmed by this game of all things must just not be good at games that require thinking

(some other screenshots about what I was talking about. Some of the map is nice to see have a fresh coat of paint though but I can't say I've seen any of the festivals or heart events so far, so I can't really judge those.)
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2571
Entirely new, procedurally generated dungeon area.

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The only deadline is Grandpa coming back as a ghost to judge your performance in the first two years, and even then you can offer a diamond after to get him to base your performance after. There's really nothing to worry about.

she looks so artifical, fake and creepy, wtf

Gay af

It's the soulless eyes.

>not using the kemono mod insted

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Is it even a good game? How much micromanagement is there? How comfy is it? Do you have to make frens with all the NPCs or can you disregard them for maximum farming efficiency?
How much can you automate? Can you build trains? Can you build walls and turrets to defend from the alien hordes?

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I'm going to FUCK caroline

>good game: yes, i've dumped over 200 hours
>micromanagement: really its up to you how much you wanna deal with all at once
>comfy: very
>have to make frens: you make frens with whoever you want, if there's someone you don't like they can fuck off and you never ever have to talk to them
>automation: once you level up you unlock sprinklers that can water your crops for you, you unlock better sprinklers as you progress, and the better sprinklers will water more crops than the last
>trains: no
>walls and turrets to defend from alien hordes: technically. you can choose to have your farm be the kind that allows enemies to spawn in it at night time and you can build fences and walls, but there is no home defense you can build in its place. you CAN however use your own weapons to kill them and fight them off

>Is it even a good game?
It's mediocre but fun in the beginning

>How much micromanagement is there?
A lot, you never have enough time to do anything and need to be very efficient

>How comfy is it?
Very ...in the beginning

>Do you have to make frens with all the NPCs or can you disregard them for maximum farming efficiency?
You can disregard them

>How much can you automate?
You can automate the watering and reaping of crops


>Can you build trains?
No

>Can you build walls and turrets to defend from the alien hordes?
No

Why is she so perfect, lads?

>maximum farming efficiency
that's the opposite of what the game is about user.

Looks like a crossdressing man

that says a lot about you

reverse bimboism is the best that's why

>not just offing yourself already and doing this board a favor
pleb

Thanks. It might be worth trying out, then. If it does get worse after early game then I can just refund it.

How integral is the actual farming and building?

you really don't have to 'build' much like Minecraft, moreso customizing the little plot of land you get by having a character construct buildings onto it.
The game is pretty open ended in how to get money, farming is of course the primary option but you can focus on other methods of income like fishing or mining if you so choose while your crops are growing.

i forget her name but i want a mod that's just that bee girl
she's rather hip

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Well you can build walls and such to defend yourself if you pick Wilderness Farm since it spawns monsters and such

play the allowed amount for a refund then sure

Any naughty mods?

making money in stardew valley is too easy, nothing like what real subsistence farming is

there's a portrait mod that makes the women's breasts larger and shows cleavage. so kinda? not a lot though. that one i mentioned was pretty good though

Yes

i remember spending so much fucking time on this game before just getting tired of it
any good mods out there to expand/add new stuff?

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>farming and earning money from it in this VIDEOGAME is way easier than real life farming

Looks like Sandy, you can just download the .xnb of her in the mod and replace only hers with it.

>a mod that actually make Maru cute

Finally

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yes

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Anyone else feel like there should be a difficulty function added? Like a harder mode where crops are more likely to fail and don't bring in as much money?

Goddamnit, I just want to fuck Robin and make some cute lumberjack kids. Why does Ape hate me?

you need to browse bodybuilding.com to train youir pickup artistry skill

also make sure to do your neck raises and mewing

Without spoiling anything, what do you need the money for? What do you actually do? Do you finish the game, at some point?
I'm perfectly happy to play an unending comfiness simulator, of course.

Welp time to do some research

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Its a farming simulator - you use the money to do other things to help you make even more money, like making buildings, buying more crops and animals, upgrading your house or buildings, that sorta thing.
There's no 'ending' or finish, it goes on forever. The closest thing to a 'main objective' is regards an abandoned building that you can choose to restore overtime or have it be replaced by a corporate warehouse, but both lead to the same result of having more things to do.

Nearly got me on it, user. Last thing, is there also enough content to keep an autist going until the end of time?

Optional question: how does graveyard keeper compare? Not played that either.

If you get it on PC, there is practically going to be infinite content because the game has a pretty healthy population of mods (that are incredibly easy to install) that add more crops, buildings, areas, dungeons, etc as well as expand a lot of the character dialogue. So if you get back into it after a while, you see what mods have been trending recently and see how it goes.

graveyard keeper grinding is too fucking strong. I like a good time sink but that game fucking pushes it. So many little time gates too that just add up over time

It takes a while to get out of the early game since your character is moving painfully slow
So you can't refund it

isnt there a big update coming soon? won't that fuck up some of the mods?

It probably will fuck up most of them (because the last big update did,) yeah. But if the release schedule for 1.3 was any indication the update goes on beta for a few months and thus some modders have plenty of time to update their mods.

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Are there anyway to mod the game to add cut scenes like the Joja/grandpa intro? I wish to add sex CGs events to the game...

You need the money to upgrade your farm until you have everything and realize you spent 1 week of your life in a dopamine seeking reward loop without content

>didnt realize what upgrading your hoe/watering can did until i was halfway through my second year

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w-what does it do tho?

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if you hold it down it affects a greater area

Farming becomes a lot easier

Larger range for when you use it

Saves time and energy

It took me a while too and I only discovered the function by mistake. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the game that tells you how it works. I understand it works like that in Harvest Moon but really the game should mention it somewhere once.

How could you still play until the half of second year? By the second year i have nothing to do, i'm already married, tons of emone by have tons of iridium sprinklers and the comunity center complete. I just wish a post endgame, or more campaign.

Maybe with the Joja out the town, the manager could start a farm and be your rival (using all the scummy stuff joja could come up), or with the community center finished the town would have a bigger influx of tourists and we could open a hotel or a restaurant (or both).

What your idea of good post endgame, anons?

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Thank you, helpful user. I'd definitely get it for PC.

The reviews I've read and posts about it do say it's very heavy on the grinding. I'll give that a miss, then. It looked interesting. Shame

Sneaky jews.

Sounds good. I need something to kill the time until I die.

>Joja manager becomes rival farmer

Holy shit I want this

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I wish to raise my child for at least preteen (8-10 years) age to not make the townsfolk to old, but it would be fun see that two kids grown up.

nigger you could literally sleep away months doing absolutely nothing and the punishment you would get would be so minimal you could fix it withing a couple days.
just slow down dumbass

>too old
Fix

i already finished stardew. is there any other game that is similar and yet good? i know about my time at portia, but what else?

Stardew valley is badly designed after you build sprinklers.

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asides from stardew valley and a few furry games not much, i cant play portia because everyone looks like kids and it urks me

>asides from stardew valley and a few furry games
>a few furry games

you got my attention.

>Harvest Moon
>Graveyard Keeper
>Those PSP farm games

Yeah because watering 100+ crops by hand every single day would be fun

based basedbean farmer

Isn't this the game with all the SJW character portraits?

All I want is for the water farm option to have 3 different zones for the 3 different fish types. I want to run a fish farm without having to go to the beach every day ffs.

>he hired a bunch of guys from chucklefish that do the work for him
Dropped. Never giving Chucklefuck another dollar again.

But after that there is nothing to do, the dungeons are too easy, fishing is just boring, everything is so linear and straightforward, I was hoping for an actual challenge.
And there is not a single porn mod.

theres some shitty game called Cattails, i pirated it and it was alright
store.steampowered.com/app/634160/Cattails__Become_a_Cat/

I know right bro? Risk of rain , stardew valley , Wargroove are all shit games, nobody play those! I cant even imagine somebody on Yea Forums playing any of these series!

This, you can basically do everything in the game by the end of the first year. There is no new stuff after this, only if you want to grind money to get those super expensive garbage.

>Forgetting the shitstorm Starbound was

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while those games are great, its a fucking crime what they did to starbound

Also, the villagers sucks, i hate them, they are boring shallow ass characters. I married just to gain points with grandpa

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Starbound was shit because it was rushed out into EA, but after all the updates and fixes it turned out to be fun and fairy decent

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>don't buy chucklefish games
Ok, they must be really bad
>torrent them instead
So you are just a pirate/poorfag making for an excuse to not pay for games?

I'm a piratefag, but at least i'm not a coward fag.

What's wrong with starbound? I always have fun when I replay it.

It's still shit you absolute trog.

>white demetrius
holy kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Laup5eef4FQ
M.Caption made a good video explaining why the NPCs in SV are boring, He made some good videos, but, he sperg out easily, someone said monkey hated working on the interaction between NPCs and players, so he just made the most basic work.

god I just wanna FUCK marie

only wargroove was made by cucklefish
starbound got million+ in kickstarter and was absolute garbage
it literally got worse the further it went into development in every conceivable way
i expect trans dating characters soon

Reminder that there is a big difference between liking anthropomorphic characters and being a con going, fursuit wearing, dog killing, degenerate furry.

It was better in beta than it was as a finished product. They fucked up the gameplay loop so bad its not even funny.
The only thing its good for is the autistic building possibilities and being an erping homo.
As a game its trash

>Let's make 2D space sandbox
>Space terraria but better
>This is too damn difficult to program let's publish games instead
>Also we will be removing features and streamlining the game
>We also killed a puppy

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Was the Jas marriage mod updated to the new version?

Starbound was shit because the assholes making it didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

i wouldnt mind dating a trap in space

is there a mod to wife caroline yet
i want to cuck that faggot store owner

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She is the best girl.

This is my favorite game of all time.
Is Stardew Valley anything like it in terms of atmosphere and characters? I've watched videos of SV and it looks similar in concept, bu a little overwhelming. Like there's almost too much going on. It also costs like $15, so I want to be sure it's worth buying.

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>Abigail is a dragon
>Neither of her parents are a dragon but the wizard is
Big thunk

Pirate the GOG version.

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There is? What's in the update?

Who the hell is marie?

GOD DAMMIT WHEN CAN I GET A MOD TO FUCK THE MILFS

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what is this mod and how do I get it?

>putting his underwear on display for the first year
>he gets mad and gives you 1st prize and tells you to take that shit down and give it to him tomorrow.

hey bulleck STINKY venezuelan

Somehow SV lacks the autism of Skyrim modding.
I just want a mod that let me get into the houses during the night, and touch the girls.

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>first year
>dance shit comes up
>everyone getting excited for it
>day arrives
>spend all day just working on the farm and finishing up on cleaning up the place because the alternative is watching everyone else dancing and having fun
>go to bed early

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>start game
>grandfather dies
This is distinctly uncomfy!

Can you fuck Jodi yet or any of the milfs?

>implying that would be a bad thing

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Yeah but he seems pretty at peace with it and gives you the chance to lead a comfy farm life.

>you'll never be able to wipe your memory of the game so you can play it for the first time again

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A japanese mod that was never finished, just changes Leah into a fox and abigail into a cat, I can link it if you want

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Fucking this, how much longer do I have to wait?

i wish to do this with minecraft

>Gay
>All the guys but the doctor are fucking bums
>Almost all the girls have jobs and are cute
Feels bad man

that's what you get for being gay.

bwdy on nexus has a few mods like that, like lockpicks and asking to 'sleepover' with someone, and some other weird shit like underwear for every character and even a weird mod that lets you grind the NPCs into seeds and grow them.

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This better not be a lewd game.

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Recomend me some Starbound must have mods.
Lewd ones included.

It's not and frick all of the people trying to make it one.

I'll fuck her husband

Nah, that's Jodi. Her husband is Pierre, the literal cuck who runs the general store.

Ancient fruit make the most profitable wine, cost nothing to get but some time, and can grow outside of the greenhouse from spring 'till fall (plants will die in winter)
Strawberries are easier to get early on, so theyre defintely worth planting as soon as you can buy them during the festival.

>Can't sneak in the house at night and smell their feet

What's the point

I agree that the guy bachelors are underwhelming but most of the girls don't actually have a job. Out of the 6 bachelors, 3 have a steady job (Harvey, Shane, Sebastian) and out of the 6 bachelorettes, 1 has a steady job (Emily). Penny gets some points for being a good girl, she tutors the children, but she is not an officially accredited teacher and it's unclear whether she gets paid. The red-head worker at Joja isn't penny, it is another mysterious red-head and apparently lives inside the building(?), she might have been Penny during development and something was changed or lost during the game's development.

Caroline cheated on Pierre with the wizard.
No Im not making it up. Pay attention to Abigail's behavior and dialogue. She isnt Pierre's.
There's at least one offhand remark from Caroline about taking walks to the tower.

Pretty sure the wizard is Abigail's grandfather, not her dad

I own this game on PC but I know I'm never going to play it unless I buy it portable. Is it worth buying it on Switch or are mods essential?

Far as I'm concerned mods are essential, I wouldn't have played it as long as I have without a few of the quality of life mods that should have been in the base game.

Mods are not essential, I've clocked over 200 hours on vanilla easy

Not essential, I put around +100 hours into my first vanilla run. After that I started used mods

Which of the single girls has the biggest tits?

What mods do you use?

mods are not essential. Don't listen to the moron.

Haley, hands down

Before we got Shane romance we had a poll for who to romance next. All the Mothers were in the poll. I wonder how they would have dealt with that.

Good for you but I wouldn't have even put in half the time I have without them.

Fuck you user the game is tedious as fuck without some of them

Automate is a big one, it industrializes your farm so you don't have to stand around for shit like steel bars to form they'll be made out of your materials while you do other shit.

This is literally the only mod I'd say is essential if you have PC
stardewvalleyinfo.com/stardew-valley-mods/character-mods-for-stardew-valley/buxom-cleavage-portrait-mod-stardew-valley/

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BRUH

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Not him but

Map
Automate
No fence decay
No friendship decay
Color filter
Some animal / bugs skins and such

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Nope. I saw the thread where the Tumblrite made this and that's a Black Albino Demetrius. Someone whined that Black people with Albinosim aren't Representative enough because most devs just make White characters with white features over a Black man who is white with black features.

Please do.

Why is there a bait thread of animal crossing/stardew up?
Harvey works and by the end of Shane's route he applies himself and stops being a deadbeat.

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1827#

This one is nice

If the games tedious to you then it clearly isn't for you

>2019
>still no porn mods

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the android version is out?

>Bait thread

What?

Sure

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1962 - animal and bugs skins all here in the description
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2964 - animal and more in the description
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1180 - no fence decay
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1150 - more info about everything
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1738 - no friendship decay
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/174 - all proffesions
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1063 - automate

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/236 -----
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1106 ------------ One of these, harvesting with scythe makes the game more fun but not which one of these 3 works
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/2731 ----

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1213 - color filter

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yes.

>Game has amazing mod supports
>"fuck you buy the console version or this game wasn't made for you"

Go fuck yourself, Nintenndie.

absolutely disgusting

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What's your secret? I wish I could enjoy it, but I can't. It's shit. The building is fun, but there's no fucking point since no planet has anything you'd ever want to go back to. Movement feels bad. The map generation is boring. I've never bothered finishing the story, but the start sure isn't the least bit interesting.

can be modded?

...

Ignore him it's literally the same shit Bethdrones say when you mention modding their games. I wouldn't have touched Skyrim if it wasn't for mods either.

I've seen some people be able to run texture mods (.xnb files), but not ones that add game mechanics or features.

I see that with NV as well, but why would I play a 8/10 game when I can fucking mod it to my specifications and make it a 10/10?

>why would I play a 8/10 game when I can fucking mod it to my specifications and make it a 10/10?
Exactly. You're just doing yourself a disservice otherwise.

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Wait Sebastian have a job? I thought he was a bum writer that lives in a shack
Shane is the worst one
Fucking drunk

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Sebastian is a programmer or web designer of some kind iirc, it's why he's on his computer all the time.

Elliot is the writer in the shack, Sebastian is the emo dude that lives in his mom's basement that does programming work.

Then I'll wife her.

Sebastian does computer shit, and as I said part of Shane's route is making him not be a deadbeat and bettering himself.

unironically better than vanilla art

I think Marie is a lot fatter than you guys think she is, just look at her sprite

>Go to the character mods page on Nexus.
>A mod that turns Clint into a black transgender called Clarice.
>A mod that makes the Goblin's nose smaller because the author looked at a hooked nosed gremlin and immediately, IMMEDIATELY thought "Jew"
>A mod that turns everyone fat.
>A mad that turns the only homeless man in town into a black guy.
>A mod that populates Stardew Valley with Refugees.
These read like a fucking game-centric onion article.

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>A mad that turns the only homeless man in town into a black guy.
Based