Hello, and welcome back to adventure call. My name a falconhoof, and i will be your guide. We return to our anonymous friend questing for the blood emrald.
user, you awaken within a hedge maze, in the center of which a tall tower resides. From within, you hear a princess beckoning for help from her window, guarded by a gargoyle. What do you do?
Hello, and welcome back to adventure call. My name a falconhoof, and i will be your guide...
Adam Ward
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Samuel Gray
i reach into my bag to get the strongest potion
Austin Powell
The sacred love potion of Athena is found in your bag. You drink deeply, and feel yourself become the target of all nearby creatures affections. Your hot bod attracts the attention of the gargoyle, who leaps down and lands before you. What will you do?
Justin Bennett
I point at the gargoyle and laugh
>HAHA... everytime
Brody Miller
kill brian limmond
Jason Nelson
kiss jester tenderly
Hunter Gutierrez
The gargoyle is clearly upset, and lunges at you! You see it has a scar over its right eye, and a golden tooth. What do you do?
Joseph Diaz
Jump over gargoyle
Nathan Hughes
Neither of these two parties are present
Evan Wood
Your incredible leap keeps you out of the gragoyles grasp, and in his desperation, the gargoyle trips and lands in one of the hedges. It seems dazed. What do you do?
Nathaniel Smith
Fuck the gargoyle with my +7 penis
Ayden Perez
Athena’s love potion makes the creature helpless to your advances, however the rough rock creatures anus tears at your manhood, giving you a permanent -20 cock modifier. The beast is now subdued, what do you do?
Lincoln Lewis
Do a 360 degree turn and go forward
Charles Mitchell
You try to attempt the tower while the gargoyle follows close behind, but the shifting hedge-maze disorients you, and you seem to get no closer.
Justin Phillips
Ask the gargoyle if it can fly me to the top of the tower for a threesome.
Grayson Garcia
I take out my can of BARRY'S RED COLA and take a sip
Isaac Gomez
The gargoyle obediently flies you to the princess’s window, however she does not appear to be in her room. In the room is a bed, a locked door, a picture of the gargoyle, and a gold statue of a man holding a spear, however the spear’s tip is missing
Dylan Brooks
The sheer volume of sugar instantly vaporizes one of your teeth
Brody Ramirez
Pocket the picture of the gargoyle and cry about my teeth.
Mason Thomas
The gargoyle licks your delicious tears. They glisten against his gold tooth.
Thomas Reyes
Marry it, and name him DarGar.
You will refer to my Fucktoy husband as DarGar from now on.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Take his tooth and put it on the spear
Xavier Barnes
DarGar is excited about his new life of domestic bliss, but still seems worried about the missing princess
Jose Ortiz
Jordan Richardson
You do that, and the locked door flies open, revealing the princess bound and gagged
Carter Miller
Double team the princess with DarGar, obviously.
Caleb Harris
rape the princess
Ryan Bell
The princess pure body restores your manhood to its full glory. Cock modifier has returned to +7. Due to this intense power the princess coughs up the blood emerald, which was hidden in her mouth
Carter Jackson
Pat her on the back to make sure she's okay and then we inspect the emerald
David Perry
She assures you she is ok, and all 3 of you approach the emerald. Suddenly, the jem glows a bright red, and a young witch manifests above it. She declares that you interrupted her private time with the princess, and that you must burn.
Matthew Ramirez
Use DarGar's innate resistance to fire to hold her down as we try to negotiate with her.
Benjamin Morales
She is impressed at your taming of DarGar, and is willing to listen to your demands
Nicholas Garcia
We promise she can have all the alone time with the princess as long as we can take her back home. Her dad is worried.
Dylan Wilson
What Princess?
I'm going to Magic a Gimp suit on DarGar, and then head of to the north riding the back of DarGar to find more intell on this "princess".
Chase Diaz
The witch considers, and a grin spread across her face. The vile sorceress agrees, but only if DarGar remains within the tower forever.
Michael Perez
Well, it's not such a bad place to live. DarGar would make a very cute housewife. We could buy him a frilly apron.
Gavin Johnson
go whence I came.