Ubishit

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After a decade or so on Yea Forums, your brain just automatically filters bullshit unless you're actively looking to funpost. I don't even see shill threads anymore, I just see potential funposting targets. I'm too lazy to engage in it usually, though, so I just skip on over to a decent thread and rant about whatever.

>Ubisoft is also seen as the lesser evil compared to companies like EA or Activision
why? they're way more predatory but redditors just clap at the free notre dame promotion instead of taking them to task.

i do remember a bunch of positive post about farcry 5 around release only to find it was an extremely mediocre game when i pirated it to play it.

and the same thing happened with assassins creed origins and whatever the name of the spartan one was

>far cry new dawn
I was absolutely surprised that this came out already

those i didn't bother to play but i can't say i saw too much posting about either one on Yea Forums. the spartan one actually caught me off guard cause i didn't know it had released and was amazed they went right back to their 1 year cycle of ass's creed after stopping it for origin.

I rember I saw something similar related to ea/BF5 (?)

Thats what they want you to do retard, they want people to hop in to shitpost to keep the thread on Page 1.
They don't care if you're just going in the thread to call the game shit, they just want the game's cover constantly in peoples faces.
For everyone person posting there are thousands lurking on Yea Forums, by shitposting in those threads you're inadvertantly doing Ubisofts advertising for them.

Also fuck off and stop shitposting, holy fuck ironic shitposting hasn't been funny in like 7 years now, its just people regurgitating the same tired memes and lines over and over and over again like its twitch chat or some shit.

So many people only come to Yea Forums to shitpost about garbage, I basically only come here after 2am once all of the americans are in bed since I can at least make a vidya thread without it being bumped off the board if it goes 2 minute without a reply.
The change in the quality of posts around 7-8am EST is fucking astounding and the speed of the board triples because everyone is fiending to get their morning shitposts in. It would be really nice if people started using boards properly and kept the "funposting" to boards like Yea Forums or Yea Forums, or hell, go "Funpost" on /trash/ and fuck with some degenerate furries. Instead of making their lives harder you decide to shitpost on Yea Forums to stop people from talking about videogames.

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Its been happening with just about every Ubisoft game for well over a decade. Just report the threads and hide them, replying to Ubishill threads is exactly what they want people to do.

At the very least, shitposters need to start using fucking Sage again, if you absolutely can't stop yourself from being the 30th person in the thread to say "COPE" or some shit, you might as well at least make sure you aren't bumping the thread

>he doesn't automatically go to the catalogue
Lurk moar newfag.

The internet in general has gotten really bad with shills. It's actually sort of terrifying

Thats not my point retard, there are literally millions of people on Yea Forums daily, Ubisoft wants their threads bumped and on the first page for maximum exposure.

>why? they're way more predatory but redditors just clap at the free notre dame promotion instead of taking them to task.
Compared to EA no way. Ubisoft has yet to match the pay to win shit they tried to pull with Battlefront or the mobile gacha pay to win shit they do with FIFA. As I said they are the "lesser" of evils. They have shitty jewish practices but they just have never gone to the level EA or Activision has.

>but redditors just clap at the free notre dame promotion instead of taking them to task.
Re-read my post dumbass
>and normalfags are too stupid to see it

The newfag tourists are meaningless and no one cares about them. Be glad they're keeping gookmoot preoccupied until /g/ can scrounge up an alternative.

its just the new medium for media. they had shills on tv promoting shit before high speed internet got widespread, no one watches tv now so this is how it evolved. but it only works if no one realizes it's a marketing plot.

>Compared to EA no way. Ubisoft has yet to match the pay to win shit they tried to pull with Battlefront or the mobile gacha pay to win shit they do with FIFA.
the complete edition of siege is over $200
they have mtx in single player games that cost full price + have season passes

spoilers: it is exactly as meh as you imagine it to be

>The newfag tourists are meaningless and no one cares about them
Lurkers account for the largest amount of traffic, and the people that care about them are advertising firms that know they can take advantage of how autistic the meme loving retards on Yea Forums are. You literally make their jobs easier by shitposting in every thread they make and letting them get to 500 posts.
If everyone just hid and ignored blatant shill threads instead of replying to the same bait post with the same image of the games cover every single fucking time they might not advertise on Yea Forums so hard.

>advertising firms
We have top men working on defeating the malicious adverts. Top. Men.

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What bothers me is that now we have shills in places where they would never be before. It was way easier to recognize a paid shill.

are you sure user? i think you need to go back and rewatch old xplay and g4.

Yes, those guys were obviously paid shills, but we didn't have shills posting on the same board as us.

>why do they get a pass?
cuz they are one of the most consistent B tier game developers.
they aren't as greedy as activision/EA
they have long support for games like for honor and siege
they fixed AC
they definitely can make good games,the only shit you can give them is how they killed and don't want to revive splinter cell and maybe that they make too many AC clones

>they aren't as greedy as activision/EA
see ubishit literally started the season pass meme and has the worst downgrades in the history of video games.

>they fixed AC
Based purposely redundant single player MMO gameplay! Don't wanna grind? Just pay to win goy!

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100x better than before tho

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Has Ubishit made a good game in the last 10 years other than Rayman Origins and Child of Light?

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I didn't know they still made non-FarCry or AssCreed games desu

Remember Prince of Persia?

4 years of support user, or do you expect 4 years of new contempt and maps for free? also all of the content can be optioned PLAYING the game.

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no but they published stick of truth.
of course they ruined it when they took over development of Fractured but Whole but at least sot was good

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You mean Sands of Time and sequels? Other than the fact they weren't any good and started the trend of magnet hands, on rail platformers, they were made more than 10 years ago.

That pic is obvious to anyone who isn't an emotional, reactionary wreck. lol @ people who think public forums stop guerilla marketing. These big companies have employees on all major gaming boards. Think they'll tell you they're shills? LOL. Their troll game is on 10.

They always respond with the same angry accusations in my experience.
Ubisoft shill threads are particularly easy to spot, but Yea Forums loves to shitpost so they'll do it anyway and make sure there is always a Far Cry or AssCreed thread up. Makes it very easy for the Pajeets, they only have to make a new thread every few hours since they all hit 500 replies, hell, if they put two black chicks on the cover Yea Forums will spam the threads themselves after a few days for (you)s

Nobody cares about AC or FC.

which they did with that far cry 5 reskin whose name escapes me

>contempt

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I genuinely don't believe the majority of posters in any Ubisoft related thread are actual humans.

>I genuinely don't believe the majority of posters in any Ubisoft related thread are actual humans
Its something like 10% shills, 90% shitposters that literally don't even try to resist taking the bait because they like reposting their wojaks and tired memes.

It's pretty ingenious from their part I must say
make use of Yea Forums's mob mentality is a huge brain move

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Ironically, this tactic for shilling exploded after Yea Forums rocketed Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn to stardom.
After that shit every jew on the planet started wringing their hands and thinking "Hey, how can we piss off these Yea Forums guys and get insane free exposure like those thots did?"
Gamergate did literally nothing aside from making those two a fuckload of money, bringing one of the biggest influx of newfags ever, and tipping off advertisers to how easy it is to monetize Yea Forums's relentless autism

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>there are still people who don't believe shills and viral marketing are rampant issues

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When you start calling people who have different opinions than you or the collective "shills," you've reached the point of no return and it only gets worse from there, the tinfoil will never come off.

In case you didnt notice Yea Forums has been taken over by newfags since the fappening and they have the combined IQ of a cactus. They continuously post in ubishill threads because they cant tell the difference between genuine discussion and continuous shilling. Honestly AAA games need their own board and all their posting here should be banned on sight.

sorry user but this has been a really popular marketing tactic for decades, people are just figuring it out now en masse because of ryan holiday