Warioware Thread

Not him, but I find it odd that someone would go out of their way to pervert children. Fictional or not, in your mind it is a child and you seem to want it to be a child specifically. That doesn't seem mentally healthy.

Whichever one I get to fuck Ashley into a coma in.

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How did Gold sell?
I hope we get a new original game

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Smooth moves is easily the best
>he hasn't played with a lineup of 10 friends waiting to shake the wiimote

why does it need to be justified?

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Kill yourself.

As much as 5-Volt is waifu material, she's sadly taken by a fucking chad.

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No one gets hurt by drawings

>How did Gold sell?
It flopped hard.
>I hope we get a new original game
Eh. It's clear that the series has run its course. The style and format has devolved into shit and the replacement devs have zero passion to come up with new ideas.

Alright, let me educate you real quick.
In no way am I attracted to literal children, but instead, I'm attracted to the body type of a small, petite woman that LOOKS like a child.
If this small petite woman acts like a child though, it completely ruins it, no matter what, but if they act like a woman of either 25 or 500 years old with some childish antics, then yeah, I would go with it.
Ask yourself this, would you rather date a 90 year old woman who looks like she is underage or a underage who looks 90 year old?

Border your reality and fantasy realm .

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I guess we had a good run, and there's only so much you can do.
Honestly if Nintendo ever went hard into VR, that'd probably be a good spot for a new game.

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Running off of your logic. I would question how you can draw a parallel of a doodle being the same as a real child. The fact that you can't make the separation of the two and want to connect it so badly has me question your mental facilities.

You only like Ashley because you want to see her naked, you freaks.

explain all of the fan art where she isn't naked

You're removing her clothes with your eyes, you sick pervert.

I'm blind you asshole.

>I would question how you can draw a parallel of a doodle being the same as a real child.
The question is why you would go out of your way to pervert the idea of a child.

I don't care, you're fucking sick.

It just flopped because they sent it out during the 3ds deathbed era. Hopefully they'll notice that since any game that wasn't another mainline pokemon was guaranteed to flop on the 3ds

Or maybe because it was an ugly rehash.

It's good but it's the 4th best.

That didn't hurt Majora's Mask 3d or Link Between Worlds that much.

A child? It's scribbles on paper. It doesn't exist. I'm deeply concerned about you user.

But pantyhose is better than naked.

Was the staff behind the Badge Arcade also part of the Warioware team? Cause I'm still puzzled on why were they pushing Ashley so much there.

Both those games came out literally years before WW Gold you idiot.

yes that's the point, those games weren't in the 3DS's final years while Gold was

Prime intellectual dishonesty here.

Yes.

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