NAME THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED AND WHY OTHERS SHOULD PLAY IT!
NAME THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED AND WHY OTHERS SHOULD PLAY IT!
Alexander Bailey
Henry Thompson
CASTLEVANIA: RONDO OF BLOOD, SIR! I THINK OTHERS SHOULD PLAY IT BECAUSE NOT ONLY DOES IT SERVE AS A GREAT ENTRY POINT FOR THE SERIES, IT'S ALSO THE PEAK OF CLASSICVANIAS, SIR
Adrian Murphy
>Earthbound
I can't really think of any reasons for others to play it.
Camden Johnson
TEAM FORTRESS 2
IT HAS HATS SIR!
John Ward
Sir, Risk of Rain 2, sir!
Sir, it's fun, sir!
Gavin Brown
DEVIL MAY CRY 5 AND BECAUSE IT'S THE GAME FANS HAVE WAITED FOR AND IT LIVES UP TO THE HYPE. IT'S A WELCOMING EXPERIENCE FANS OF THE CUHRAZY GENRE WANTED FOR YEARS NOW SIR!
Connor Campbell
BALLISTICNG
>FAST
>LOTS OF CONTENT
>FAST
>ONLY $7
>FAST
>GOOD AMOUNT OF CHALLENGE
>FAST
>PLATINUM EVERYTHING OR YOU A BITCH
Kayden Harris
Oh shit, looks fun. I'm fucking desperate for anything F-Zero GX fast.
Nathaniel Bell
SPACE ENGINEERS
AUTISM
Gavin Cooper
Dark souls 2 sir cause all the soulstards have a hate boner for it
Chase Adams
It's more like wip3out 2
But yes it's fucking fast, especially when you hit model B drag tracks
Gabriel Long
ELONA+ SIR
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, SIR!
David Wright
SIR, JUST KICKED SOME JAP ASS IN SEKIRO, SIR
Luis Moore
Warframe
nice asses
Nathaniel Thomas
ANNO 1800 SIR!
HAS BEAUTIFUL MAPS SIR!
IS EXTREMELY REPAYABLE SIR!
HAS A HOT SISTER SIR IN CAMPAIGN SIR!
GET TO MAKE WAGE SLAVES OUT OF EVERYONE SIR!
Luke Bennett
A HAT IN TIME SIR! IT'S GRAPHICS ARE KINDA CRAP, BUT THE STYLE,PRESENTATION, AND CUTENESS MORE THEN MAKES UP FOR IT. IT'S ALSO FUN SIR!
Parker Flores
SIR, REVENGE OF SHINOBI, SIR
SIR, THE GAME HAS A WIDE VARIETY OF ENEMIES AND COMBAT SCENARIOS, PRECISE CONTROLS, AND CLASSIC GENESIS MUSIC, SIR
SIR, THE PRIVATE WAS PREVIOUSLY A RETARD WHO THOUGHT THE GAME'S USAGE OF LICENSED CHARACTERS AS ENEMIES MADE IT SHODDY, SIR
BUT NOW THE PRIVATE IS A RETARD WHO KNOWS A LITTLE BETTER, SIR
Levi Wilson
Sekiro, it's the best tenchu game we've gotten in ten years.
Aaron Wilson
SIR, GHOST TRICK PHANTOM DETECTIVE, SIR!
SIR, I JUST BEAT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT, THE PUZZLES ARE FUN AND CHALLENGING WITHOUT EVER BEING BULLSHIT, AND THE STORY AND DIALOGUE IS VERY WELL WRITTEN, SIR!
Parker Howard
OSRS ITS FUCKING GREAT
Lincoln Morris
Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst
you shouldn't. It will consume your soul.
William Taylor
NES Castlevania.
Play it because it's fun.
Brandon Clark
world warz
It the only zombie game that feels like you are in a city with fucking zombies.
Jonathan Williams
SMASH BROS ULTIMATE SIR
THEY FINALLY DONE IT. I CAN FUCKING PLAY ON A NAKED GIRL WHILE FIGHTING WITH MY BROS
Lincoln Edwards
It's Cuphead cuz it just released on the bingbing wahoo today. And it plays pretty sweet on the pro controller. Come for the visuals and audio, stay for the bullshit bosses.
Carter Rivera
smash ultimate is the last game i played as well, but i cant recommend it. it's the worst game i have for switch.
the game i played before that was dark souls 1. its big open world is great and it's not as hard as the other games. i steam rolled the second half of the game, but it still gets my big rubber stamp of approval.
Joseph Cook
i missed cuphead the first time, so thinking about getting it for switcheridoodah. does it look nice in docked mode? is it 1080?
Evan Young
[PROTOTYPE]
>Get to be a supreme grimdark edgelord
>Get to chop innocents into mincemeat
>Get one of the best parkour freerunning systems in all of gaming
>???
>Profit
Luis Reyes
But is the game fun?
Michael Butler
The last game i played was Persona 3 Pertable ... And I think YOU MUST PLAY THIS GAME!!! The story, soundtrack, characters and gameplay are awesome !!!
Carson Carter
with friends/ randoms that are social yes.
with ai why even bother living in a zombie apocalypse when your surrounded by itoddlers.
Hunter Morgan
MARIO SUNSHINE, FUCK THE SANDBIRD
Ryan Cook
Outward.
It's essential boomercore ala Gothic 1 and 2. Unfiltered euro-canadian jank that inspires a true sense of adventure and wanderlust for you to fully immerse yourself in. Zoomers simply can not enjoy games like this.
Robert Cruz
apex. its free.
Logan Howard
SIR CRUSADER KINGS II IS AN EXCELLENT WESTERN VN SIR
Ryan Reed
SIR ELITE DANGEROUS SIR!
ZACHARY HUDSON NEEDS MORE REINFORCEMENTS TO RID THE SECTOR OF GROMM'S COMMUNIST FORCES AND IMPERIAL FIFTH COLUMN FUCKERY SIR!
Jose Rivera
I'm not entirely sure I can answer these questions properly but it's certainly pleasing on my eyeballs when viewed on my 4k display, leagues better than on my crummy brick of a laptop.
Julian Martinez
Thanks.
Caleb Ross
Roblox
>oof
Matthew Perez
SIR, NEW VEGAS SIR.
IT'S A GREAT ROLE PLAYING GAME FEATURING COWBOYS SIR
Nathan Lee
cho dengeki stryker.
You get to be a Kamen Rider, and acquire a harem.
David Cox
SIR, MAGIC: ORIGINS, SIR! YOU SHOULD PLAY IT IF YOU'RE ITCHING FOR A GAME OF MAGIC, BUT CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO USE THE OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR MTG:ONLINE, SIR!
Brayden Thompson
BABA is YOU
is
GOOD
Luke Bell
store.steampowered.com
its actually really good, it's just a bunch of typical japan game cliches but the movement, combat and puzzles are fun
John Garcia
Xcom 2 on legendary ironman
it gives you a nice adrenaline rush in the early game, until you get OP and steamroll everything
in mid game
i will start a new campaign now with beta strike that gives enemies double hp so they dont instantly die to my op exo suit rangers with lazor axes
Mason Powell
Skyrim
Sex mods
Grayson Murphy
FINAL FANTASY SEVEN SIR DARE I SAY IT IT IS BASED AND REDPILLED SIR!
Jaxson Nelson
SEKIRO SIR, IT'S CHALLENGING BUT REWARDING WHEN YOU OVERCOME YOUR OPPONENTS SIR
Jordan Gray
Megaman Battle Network 4.
Don't.
Thomas Hill
I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE
Carson Gutierrez
Ar Nosurge.
Because Ion is cute!
Zachary Stewart
Yo-Kai Watch 3.
It's modern Pokemon with S O U L
Benjamin Taylor
Phantasy star online for gc.
It’s just fun.
Hunter Gutierrez
Vanquish
Shit is fun as hell
William Bailey
Overwatch, sir.
No one should actually play this, as it's the most stale shooter I've played, but boy do people get all pissy if you even do a tiny bit of trash talk or tea bag someone. Blizzard babies are weaker than than air force troops, sir.
Gavin Adams
SIR BATMAN: ARKHAM ORIGINS SIR
IT HAS SOME FUN BOSS BATTLES SIR, SPECIALLY BANE, SIR
Brandon Ramirez
youtube.com
I wish i could fell what Pvt. Gomer Pyle felt in this scene: pride, reaping the benefits of his hard work, overcoming a great task.
Lucas Bell
I've been awake for 30 hours and my memory is failing
I need to sleep
Tyler Garcia
>Finally get around to ordering a 360 copy
>Lost in the post, no refunds
This is the first time this has ever happened to me. How optimised is the Steam version? My laptop is a toaster but can run Binary Domain decently enough.
Eli Fisher
SOLITAIRE BECAUSCE IT KEEPS THE MIND GOING
Cameron Ward
>Need for Speed Payback
It's not Need for Speed 2015 and has some nice ricing options that Forza Horizon for example doesn't have.
Adam Collins
Its pretty optimized I think. I did have trouble playing ti a few months ago but that was due to a bad driver on my part. Steam says minimum should be
Dx9 compliant video card with 1 GB VRAM (Nvidia GeForce 460 or AMD Radeon 5670
Julian Williams
>Elex
Piranha Bytes' best game since gothic 2.
A true old-school RPG experience where you can tell the small development team put their all into it
It literally has SOUL despite its many bugs and jankiness
Owen Sanders
This is my Mine. There are many like it, but this mine is mine.
My pickaxe is my best friend.
It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my pickaxe is useless. Without my pickaxe, I am useless.
Jordan Adams
Rogue Fable 3.
1&2 are free to play on kongregate.
its basically a bite sized roguelike.
its very simple though and not nearly as complex as others. its pretty fun though and can be played only using the mouse. theres no complex key bindings too. also its only like 5 bucks or so.
Anthony Barnes
Strider 2014, the first half is a bit rocky but the second half once you start getting into your Options and the map opens up starts to get really fun. Solid game with soul, can recommend.
Dylan Foster
R6 cause it bretty fun
Wyatt Hill
Dragon Ball FighterZ
It's really fun and cool and the music is sick hype and playing FGC games helps you improve as a person I guess
youtube.com
Camden Jenkins
STALKER DEAD AIR BECAUSE I AM A MASOCHISTIC FUCK AND I LIKE PRETTY GRAPHICS IN OUTDATED ENGINES
Cooper Martin
FORGOT PIC, SIR
Brayden Parker
Deadbolt
GOOD CLIMATIC MUSIC AND ARTSTYLE
ALSO YOU CAN SHOOT FUCKING SUCC IN THE HEAD WITH SHOTTY
Nathaniel Evans
SIR, ME: ANDROMEDA, SIR
SIR, THE GAME LOOKS GREAT IN 2K, SIR
Matthew Murphy
FIGHTING EX LAYER SIR! IT'S STUPID FUN, THE SOUNDTRACK IS A FUCKING JAM, AND THE COMPANY DESERVES SUPPORT FOR HOW MUCH LOVE THEY PUT INTO THE GAME WITH SUCH A SHOESTRING BUDGET. ALSO FREE DLC SIR, ONLY TERRY ISN'T FREE BUT HE'S A GUEST SIR!, SO IT'S EXPECTED!
Noah Butler
Quake: Arcane Dimensions.
Really expands the bestiary and number of enemies on screen so that Quake is actually challenging and avoids the gimmicky shit from the official expansions. The maps are generally more open too so that you can bunny hop around like a psycho.
Joshua Martin
Degrees of lewdity
A light hearted and sweet adventure game.
Jason Jenkins
THE WALKING DEAD FINAL SEASON, SIR!
DO IT FOR CLEM, SIR!
Brandon Lee
Sniper Ghost Warrior 3
It's American Sniper but instead of taking place in a middle eastern shithole, you're in an eastern european shithole.
Hudson Cooper
Au Meu brazo! Filho da puta!
Oliver Peterson
Touhou Luna Nights
you play as loli DIO, nough said
Jason James
game: destiny 2
reason to play it:
Camden Anderson
isn't that a failed Far Cry wannabe?
Austin Taylor
Most edgy and evil protagonist of all time. Also my favourite vidya protagonist of all time!
Robert Richardson
Yeah, pretty close. But I still like the game, turned off the bullet cam since that shit got old fast.
Luke Jones
Resident Evil 2 remake
Zombie damage models look good i guess so do the animations. Forgettable otherwise
Samuel Rodriguez
Holy shit stupid fucking retards you don’t say “ I “ in Marine Corps Bootcamp. You speak in 3rd person, when I was there we had to say “this recruit”
Fucking dumbasses
William Walker
Grim Dawn
It's pretty cool and very addicting but it kinda plays itself so it's not the best h&s arpg ever
Kevin Parker
THEY ARE BILLIONS, SIR! IT'S A FUN AND PRETTY DIFFICULT RTS GAME, SIR! THE GAME ALSO HAS A CAMPAIGN MODE AND NEW SURVIVAL MODE MAPS RELEASING SOON, SIR!!
Jeremiah Green
subnautica
cool fish
Tyler Morgan
albion online. it's really comfy and surprising crowded. most of the time online mmos are dead as fuck.
Alexander Diaz
none of us is actually a recruit for nothing, you absolute madman
James Allen
Trails in the Sky (Trilogy), because the Gospels, boss fights, soundtracks, Cassius, Kevin are pretty cool.
Austin Myers
SIR, X-COM UFO DEFENSE, SIR!
IT'S LIKE JAGGED ALLIANCE 2 BUT WITH A MEANINGFUL STRATEGY LAYER, ACTUAL LEVEL DESIGN VARIETY AND WITHOUT TEDIOUS INVENTORY MANAGEMENT, SIR!
Jayden Watson
DEADCELLS BECAUSE IT CRUSHES YOUR SOUL AGAIN AND AGAIN AND IT MAKES YOU MAN UP AND TRY THE FUCK AGAIN!
Jaxson Butler
NIOH SIR! YOU GET A COOL FIRE DOG AND THERES A THICC SPELLCASTER SIR!!
Carter Gonzalez
octopath
world exploring and being able to see the backgrounds of NPCs is amazing
Joseph Brooks
this recruit thinks sir is a dumbass faggot sir!
Luis Jackson
KOIKATSU
IT'S GOOD FOR MY PEEPEE!!!!
Jeremiah Ortiz
Shadows of the Empire because it's fun as hell and wampas can be your friends.
Easton Flores
THIEF 2 CAUSE STEALING SHIT FEELS GREAT
Jeremiah Price
>Far cry new dawn
Play it to witness the definition of a hollow ubisoft game
Levi Adams
PREY (2017)
I KNOW IT ISN'T THE MAGICAL NATIVE PREY. BUT IT'S THE BEST SYSTEM SHOCK GAME YOU'll GET IN YOUR LIFETIME.
Tyler Myers
> gmod
it's pretty nice figuring out how to build stuff
Landon Reed
>Warframe
don't play it
Angel Parker
>Overwatch
You shouldn't.
Jonathan Cox
Edf 5
It's fun
Anthony Hernandez
Kevin Russell
did you mention it is fast?
Caleb Lewis
Cuphead
You should !
Gabriel Reyes
one of my favorite games in recent memory
what a way to go for based Raphael Colantonio
Eli Ward
Katana Zero
It looks cool and short.
Thomas Baker
Shit was definitely underrated, had a blast with it when it came out.