How often do you shower Yea Forums?

Of course they can you faggot

She looks better without the tattoos

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probably from two rooms away

I live in Florida, user. Every day is like a day at the gym.

Twice a day, because I do manual labor. I want everyone who doesn't shower at least once every other day to know that you smell bad and everyone is disgusted by you.

Once

Everyone you work with talks about how bad you smell behind your back.

Shouldn't the hoodie contain it?

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YOU GOTTA WASH YO ASS
OR ELSE YA BE FUNKAYYYYY

lmao
I feel sorry for everyone who has to put up with you

I'm a top 8 smash player guess my intervals

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Reminder people can smell you if you have cummed recently.

Holy shit, that tummy and vagania bone definition. My dick is rock fucking hard, those tattoos normally cover so much of it you can't see it for shit.

Most people do.

You might be able to get away with skipping 1 day depending on genetics and how much you sweat. You definitely smell after 2 days and the people around you can definitely tell, they're just too timid to mention the stink around you.

3 months

Everyone looks better without tattoos. Tattoos are shit.

What's your opinion on Melee?

I'm in the shower right now
Haven't washed my hair since February though

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Daily except weekends

every woman does

She looks fucking IDENTICAL to a guy I went to highschool with that turned into a tranny. It;s fucking disturbing.

Once every season?

4 days a week.
>One long shower on Sunday (+Extra cleaning shit)
>Regular showers on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Too much water can damage your skin and fuck up your body's natural response to germs.

Every couple days, if not every day.

Three dsys a week before work. None on my 4 days off.

Her tummy is godlike, yes

Agree

Vai tomar no seu cu

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Never. I'm too busy training in Melee to worry about such trivial things.

but really every other day or before i go out in public

Every day. If you don't, you're a smelly fuck, and you just don't realise it. Everyone else can smell you.

>Too much water can damage your skin and fuck up your body's natural response to germs.

Utter crap.

interesting

Twice a day. I work out in the morning, I work out at night. I shower after that. On the weekend I only do one workout but I still shower in the morning to help me wake up.

Nico looks like she'll fuck anything with four legs

Tfw I tell stinky niggas they need to fucking wash themselves and their clothes and they report me to HR for bullying them.
I fucking hate people like you, excise yourself from this Earth you smell like shit.

Close, I've only had to do that once, and it was totally worth it. that was the day I beat Mew2King. I'll never forget the smell.

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Based, this a mod?

Any tips on improving? It's so hard to shower.
How important is using deodorant?

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Once a day, twice if I'm doing manual labor.

It depends, every couple of days during winter and twice a day when it's summer (as soon I'm awake and before go to bed).

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Based crew cut member looking at her ass

Every day

this. without exception, every single person I've ever met who claimed things like "you only need to wash every other day" or "showering too much is bad for your skin, but I don't smell, right?" has smelled like absolute shit. most people are just too polite to say anything

used to shower twice daily nut my skin was always dry as fuck so now i only shower daily except weekends, unless i go out

Yeah nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/163

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user what the fuck

It's true. Read up on it online.

Take time aside and really do it. Set up a schedule and, no matter what, stick to it. Don't rush yourself, but don't just stand under the water without soaping and scrubbing, make sure your cleaning routine is thorough
>How important is using deodorant
Very. Fucking very.

Jesus fuck are you 12? Shower daily, preferably in the evening so you don't soil your bed as quickly. Deodorant in the morning and reapply as needed.

Shower daily. You don't have to use body wash or other products every day, but just shower once a day. Make sure to wash your clothes, and you can also use an odorless deodorant to prevent the stench for longer. You usually can't smell your own shit, but other people definitely can, so do your best user.

I take a thorough 40 minute long shower every 48 hours. Showering without shampooing feels weird, and if I shampoo every day my hair produces way too much oil.

You seem to be a Nintendo Switch owner am i right?

In China and Japan they don't even sell deodorant.

Genetics play a big role.

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I've went weeks without showering. Sometimes I shower and don't even wash myself. I just lay there cause it's comfy. It depends when I feel like it, or if I am going to be near other people.

Very nice.

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Please elaborate on why you find showering difficult.

>tfw no smelly gf

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5 days a week because I've been working out Mon-Fri. Lost 30+lbs. Weekends only if I go outside.

Motherfucker take a shower, that's your tip. what the fuck is wrong with you.

at this point I think we have to accept he's just shitposting

sadly to say, yes.

>You share a website with people of this caliber
Literally just run warm water over filthy body, and rub some soap on your stinking ass and putrid balls you aspie

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Why does nobody tell me if I smell bad?
I'm not getting that sweaty.
I don't like taking my clothes off and it's a lot of effort.
Life is too hard.

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depends on the weather, if it's hot every day or even multiple times a day, when it's cold, once every couple days

>Read up on it online.

I did. It's crap. Being submerged for extended periods of time, e.g. swimming, taking a long bath, etc. can have a short term negative impact, i.e. granny hands, but showers do dick.

>anime sissy boy can't even bathe
You'll never find a dom.

every 2 days laundries are a fucking chore

They don't want you shooting up the place because you're a cretin.

I only take one massive bear shit every four or five days. I've been like this since birth, and every doctor I've seen just shrugs their shoulders and tell me everyone's bowel movements are different.

yes they do you fucking retard. the deoderant is pretty low quality and ineffective tho, but the meme that nips don't stink when they sweat is something I wish they didn't push, because a good chunk of them definitely do. you'd know if you routinely had to catch a train home full of dank salarymen and OLs.

At least once a week

I haven't showered in about 2 months. Not joking either.

every time i fart

My job is very dirty so I have to shower every day

jumped from 7 to 11 so fast

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Once every two weeks

Where did this idea that asians don't have BO come from? They fucking reek. Everyone reeks of the food they eat and asians reek the fucking worst with their nasty diet.

let me guess, you're one of those autistics that never takes his sweater off?
that should answer why people don't tell you. it's socially not very nice to point things like this out, they talk to each other about it though, I can guarantee it. I used to work with a 6foot6 stinky autist, and everyone fucking hated him.

>masturbate every day
>get massive amounts of dick cheese
>haven't shower in 2 weeks
>can smell the fishy stench coming from my crotch
>give a hard scratch at crotch
>smell fingers
>the pungent stench intoxicate me

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are you a kid?

Stinky Kat!

Everyday, but thanks to my disgusting roommate I now have to settle for wiping off at the sink in the middle of the night because the bathtub is covered in the crud and there's some weird ass fleshy shit in the drain that causes the water to drain super slow and I've reached the point where I'm sick of cleaning out the bathtub every other day meanwhile this disgusting fuck acts as if he's leaving alone.

I'm still not getting it. How is it a lot of effort? You're literally just rubbing soap on your body then rinsing it off. Are you fat or something?

Never get high on your own supply.

Dude, you've got to AT LEAST take a shower (shampoo for hair, soap all the body, scrub it with a sponge feet, back and under armpits, and then wash it all away), shave and cut fingernails and toenails and change clothes every couple days. Always use deodorant. Brush your teeth after every main meal (breakfast, lunch, dinner). I'm serious, EVERYBODY notices if you don't.

based

When I shower on winter I get a really intense pain on the inside of my ears
Why do this happen?

every other day. Too much dries my scalp and skin

Every 3-4 days since I rarely go anywhere. Any longer than that and I start smelling like rotten ass and/or onion pits.

it's called depression

daily

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I'm my mid 20s.
It's cold at first and you have to take off your clothes and then dry off.
I lost my razor so haven't shaved in a month. Do people really cut their nails ever couple days?

i shower every other day, but brush my teeth like one a month

nerve gas buildup in your ears

Jesus fucking christ you faggots are nasty. Bathe yourselves you filthy pigs.

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>It's cold at first and you have to take off your clothes and then dry off.
I was like this, now I just close all the windows and bathroom door to make it like a sauna.

Everyday.
Why would you not shower everyday?

You let the water warm up before stepping in. Monkeys have higher functioning brains than you.

Twice a day at least. Thrice when is too hot (+38 celsius)

Every single morning, wash hair, wash face and body and brush teeth all in one.

>vagina bone
the most autistic female body-related term ever invented.
It's a fucking hip bone.

damn you are depressed as fuck if showering feels hard

If you smell yourself at all, especially without bringing your clothes up, people will know. I mean there's always environment factor but just shower everyday and you might be considered a human being

>how important is using deodorant?
Imagine being this fucking autistic holy fuck. What the fuck were your parents doing when they were raising you? Fighting over the only gas mask?

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>twice a day when it's summer (as soon I'm awake and before go to bed).

Just shower at night, dude.

Usually every 2-3 days. If you're not a not a teen and you are in a somewhat healthy condition and you also live in a cold or moderate climate you can go quite a few days without showering. There where also times where i did go 2-3 weeks without showering. Surprisingly it stops feeling gross and itchy after about a week although i was a bit stinky.

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go doctor
also go english coach
ug grug

he's depressed. only answer it can be

You might have depression. I feel the same way. This thread just convinced me to go take my first shower in a week at 1 AM. It only took me like 8 minutes, just did body wash and skipped the hair. You could even get back in the same clothes again, at least thats a start for you. good luck

fucking christ do you have gold teeth?, i went like 4 days without brushing and had to go to a dentist

>Tfw there's people here that don't shower everyday
Take a bath stinky, use a shea butter body wash and mint shampoo. What do you use anons? At least bar soup i hope

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how fucking depressed are you

>Do people really cut their nails every couple days?
this depends a lot on your body's endocrinology desu

some people's nails take a while to grow out and don't have to trim them that often but a good rule of thumb is once every other week

this thread actually reminded me of something. i have a "friend" who i really just use for shit, but i car pool with him and he smells like fucking SHIT. he smells so bad, that people at my work were complaining to me to tell him something. and i know he smells so awful, but i just can't bring myself to tell him no matter how autistic he is. seriously, people would be face to face with me and say shit like "he needs to fucking shower. you can't work like that" etc etc. and i would be laughing and making jokes every time he turns around, I'd pinch my nose at someone. he got fired eventually because he is a lazy sack of shit. now that i've used him enough and he is fired i gotta use my car now. fucking smelly dickhead.

so many normal fags bathing everyday, where my fighting bros at?

Dumb normalfag

Once a day sometimes twice if I'm going out late.

Nigger why would you even let it come to that.

>shower everyday
enjoy your damaged scalp and dried out skin cells

>Brush your teeth after every main meal (breakfast, lunch, dinner).

No. Bad idea. Give your saliva a few hours to break down all the shit in your mouth. When you brush your teeth you are stripping a good deal of the natural protection against bacteria in your mouth out along with probably only some of the bacteria. Your saliva can repair that stripping but not if there's still crap in your mouth which there almost certainly will be. Flossing is a good idea but not brushing. Best and most important time to brush is before you go to bed.

Daily. Sometimes if I know I'm doing absolutely nothing one day, I might not shower then, but I usually don't go anywhere then. I just usually sweat too much.

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It's important to stop being smelly all day. If it's really bad use lemon or a lime, but it's gonna dry the fuck out of your skin

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Never

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>I'm just depressed, it's not my fault!
What's the difference between depression and lazyness?

>Do people really cut their nails ever couple days?
Yes.Mate, just do as I tell you and you'll stop having depression because you'll notice people look better at you. I forgot to add: always keep your bed clean (always changing cleans sheets). Buy a new mattress and pillow, probably, and remember to change your pillow every year. Never go to bed dirty. Women love a guy that smells nice: Level 2 is wearing cologne.

I'm almost a neet, almost a wizard, have no friends, and I still take better care of myself then you people.

depression you have literally no drive or interest in anything and life feels pointless. Even the most mundane task as getting out of bed is too much work. Laziness is just finding some particular chore too much effort

Take a bath smelly
I only shower for a short time
Like 10-15 mins

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Dude, look. I know how it feels to not want to do anything; I've been through many depressive phases in my life, so I understand. And it seems like you have a job and are making money which is good. However, you do not, I repeat, DO NOT go out in public without washing your body. Didn't your parents teach you proper manners and etiquette for living in a civilized society?
If they didn't inform you, we will. You're disgusting for not taking a shower and going out into public. You don't even need soap if you're too lazy to clean yourself; turn on the shower, let it warm up, hop in, rub your disgusting skin with the warm/hot water, hop out and get dressed. Simple fucking shit, user. I'm glad I do not know you because I would kick you ass and spray you with a hose if you ever stepped into or near my house or workplace without having your body cleaned.

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depression is harder to pull yourself out of, it's doable but often you need life to kick your ass a bit first.

>washing hair every day
oily motherfucker.

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Imagine the stench...

Depression isn't an excuse for you being comfortable walking smelling like a wet dog
>t. depressed for 2 years

>I only shower for a short time
>Like 10-15 mins

That's a long fucking shower. A shower should only take 3-5 minutes. Get in, scrub, lather, rinse, you're done.

I just use soap and shampoo, sometimes conditioner. Showering everyday+deodorant is great, it gives you some time away from standing at the computer to just think, the warm water is nice, and I've gotten compliments from a teacher and from girls on how nice I smell.

I've barely missed a day in the last fifteen years. Git gud at hygiene, stinkyfags.

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this
t. diagnosed with clinical depression at the age of 10

Generally at least once a day. Twice or more if it's workout day and/or if I wind up going on a particularly long fap session.

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>showering every day
you niggas are killing your natural oils

bustle.com/articles/114177-6-reasons-you-should-stop-showering-every-day-according-to-science

businessinsider.com/showering-how-often-2017-11

I implore you to jump into traffic

the codfish smell

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> Laziness is just finding some particular chore too much effort
and when you find every chore too much effort? is that not just extreme laziness? is depression what you tell yourself to cope with the fact that you're incredibly lazy?

i'm not him, i'm just saying depression does that, i'm clinically depressed and it took me years to get into proper hygiene habits

Daily. Sometimes I skip a day if I don't leave the house

many people think that if they cant smell it then they dont stink. but really they are just so used to the funkiness

>I only shower for a short time
>Like 10-15 mins

I pity the man who has never enjoyed a 30 minute shower.

are you a girl? that's long
and again you don't need to do it every day unless you're some fatass