SONY'S LAME

I miss the 00s

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HAS NO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

THE P S 4 IS GAY AND HAS NO GAMES

HAS NO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

SONY'S LAME
THEY TAKE THE TITTY'S OUT OF YOUR FAVORITE GAME
SONY'S LAME

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absolutely fucking based

YOU'LL TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO
THERE WERE NO GAMES MADE FOR WII-U

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It's an older meme but it checks out

HAS NO GAAAAAAAMES

SOME JUST WATCH NETFLIX BECAUSE IT HAS NO FUCKING GAMES

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PLAYSTATION CITY
WHERE THE GAMES ARE SHIT
AND THE FRAME RATE'S THIRTY

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

We didn't know how good we had it. At the time I never realized the internet culture from 00s would be the thing I'm most nostalgic about. The saddest part is the internet can never return to that state.

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What is it like when you turn on your noclip
And realize every train is a hat?
Your world is empty like Hines' ugly noggin
A Nexus trip can fix that

Nexus is calling tonight! (Nexus is calling tonight)
Nexus is calling tonight! (Nexus is calling tonight)
The game is bloated, framerate falling lower
A thousand sex mods and a few overhauls

Modding the combat, modding in waifus
Disable fast travel, you're no casual
Turn off the mark laid for your quests
But with a lack of directions you'll battle

Bethesda is an inventive mother
Promising features that She cannot provide
She is the one who delays the CK
The dev that breaks the game and to your face lied

And to your face I will lie (and to your face I will lie)
And to your face I will lie (and to your face I will lie)
You'll buy it still when the mods come tumbling out
Sweet dreamboy, baby, sleep tight!

Bashed patch where lesser men flee
Install all mods that you can see
Heed your need to pay the fee
don't pirate
just buy it

I'm the truest man you'll meet
You're the ones I'd never cheat
Unless you're just a filthy NEET
Buy my game
Buy my game
Todd Howard!

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SONY'S LAME
IT'S BEEN THIS LONG AND STILL AIN'T GOT NO GAMES

NINTENDO BAD
LACK OF SWITCH GAMES ALWAYS MAKES ME SAD
NINTENDO BAD
I WANT TO LIKE BUT NO FUN TO BE HAD

For the players?
More like for the gayers

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defective.ytmnd.com/

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ANAL PAIN

SNOYFAGS CRY AND NINKEKS TAKE THE BLAME

ANAL PAIN

XFAGS CAN'T EVEN POST ABOUT A GAME

**I tab out of the thread to cry about EGS/Steam

You guys have terrible meter, you have to do better than that.
This one's more like it, much more true to the meter of the original song.

SONY'S LAME
SOME SAVE THEIR MONEY
AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
SONY'S LAME

OP'S GAY
KEEPS SPAMMING THIS GARBAGE EVERY DAY
OP'S GAY

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It fits the meter perfectly faggot, "fire" is one syllable.

I tell you man I ain't no jiver
I never saw an episode of Survivor
Is there any hope for me
In global corporate society?
Top ten bullshit radio
Tells you to like Slim Shady-o
You're a victim of a media blitz
Sucking on electronic tits
Playstation generation
Target of manipulation
Multinational corporations
Formulate your education
Locked in an internet chat room
Being pumped with gloom and doom
Listening to mad rap rock
Sucking on Rosie O'Donnel's cock
It wouldn't be the end-o
If you smashed up your Nintendo
For once in your life make a sound decision
Kill your fucking television
Playstation generation
Target of manipulation
Multinational corporations
Send your brain on a long vacation

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P-p-p-playsation 4
It has no games
It has no games
Ba da da da da da
I want to play games
But it has no games
Ba da da da da da
PlayStation 4 has bloodborne
Ba da da da da da
That's not really that much
It needs to have more games
Ba da da da da da

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>You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
That's 10 syllables
>THERE WERE NO GAMES MADE FOR WII-U
That's 8 syllables.

Posting best Tay
youtube.com/watch?v=hjD6iigdB-g

Fire is either 2 syllables or a dipthong, depending on accent/dialect.

Don't we all.
I also miss SZS.

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PLAYSTATION FANS ARE KEKS!!!!!!

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I'll dip your thong fag

That last part hit way too close to home

Based

TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY MORE PILLS TO GO
I WANNA BE TRANSITIONED
DON'T WANNA BE A TOXIC MALE NO MO'
I WANNA BE TRANSITIONED

JUST GET ME TO THE DOCTOR
STRAP ME TO A BED
HURRY HURRY HURRY
BEFORE I LOSE MY HEAD
I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORMONES
I CAN'T CONTROL MY WANG
OH NO OH OH OH OH

TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY MORE PILLS TO GO
I WANNA BE TRANSITIONED
DON'T WANNA BE A TOXIC MALE NO MO'
I WANNA BE TRANSITIONED

JUST PUT ME IN A WHEELCHAIR
PUMP ME FULL OF DRUGS
HURRY HURRY HURRY
BEFORE I LOSE MY NERVE
OH NO OH OH OH OH

TWENTY TWENTY TWENTY MORE PILLS TO GO
I WANNA BE TRANSITIONED
DON'T WANNA BE A TOXIC MALE NO MO'
I WANNA BE TRANSITIONED

JUST GET ME TO THE SPEEDRUN
I NEED TO MAKE THE SHOW
HURRY HURRY HURRY
MAN I HOPE I PASS
OH NO OH OH OH OH

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*ahem*
Fuck PKeks and fuck PCommunists

What made the internet of back then was that everyone was essentially the same. There was nothing you could use to discriminate or attack besides how they acted or what they said. It gave way for legitimate discussion and reason.

Now its a shit show of constantly clashing views being forced to share a room. If the world is completely globalized then expect todays internet to be prophetic on how society will be.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Kek, this is a good one

>tfw true neutral

I'M GONNA SAY IT

FUCK PLAYSTATION

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Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you

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I miss it too user.

Based and Burnout-pilled

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL IT'S GONE

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should be forty

SONY'S GAY
TITTY GAMES ARE CENSORED EVERY DAY
SONY'S GAY
ASIDE FROM BLOODBORNE THERE'S NOTHING TO PLAY

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Yeah, that's part of it. Also the whole rise of social media and the shift from "never use your real name online" to encouraging it. The internet used to feel like a fun place separate from the real world, "the internet is serious business" was a joke.

Based

i am just a gamer
though my story's seldom told
i have squandered my manhood
on a pocket full of prescriptions such as promises
all men just jest
the men they hear what they want to hear
and disregard the rest

when i left my home and my family i was no more than a boy
plying my trade at speedruns
in the quiet of the website called twitch.tv
laying low, seeking out the tossed quarters
coming from the ragged people giving shout outs that only speedrunners know

die da die

I suck at this. Paul Simon you made this too hard.

>when you were young you were the king of apex leeeegeeends
>and how you build a zipline going through the treeeees
>in holy mastiffs that fell all around your feeet
>and bloodhound would use the eagle vision to look all aroooouuund
>and wraith would throw the portals all across the groooouuund
>as we would flex and slide what each other's kill counts were foooor
>and this is the team one long lobby i knew i can kiiiiiiillll them
>and from above you i can lay a bunch of decooys
>of where we can third party and get the dangerous booooooys
>and bloodhound would scale the area until there was no hostiles
>and wraith would use the void to run a large miiiiiiile
>each one would get some dubs, as everyone can take an LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>i love you dizzy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, dizzzy baaaaaeeee i love you yes i doooooooooo
>i love you dizzy baaaaaaaaaeeeeeaaeeeeee, dizzy bae i love you yes i do
>and on the rainy days, i watch your stream all day, you and shroud play all day
>the dubs you get make me spray, and imma watch you todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>up and over we go through the relay and thunderdome
>i will drop first in front of the team
>as they will find a mozambique
>for the armour i get a level three, threeeee, threeeeeeeee oh oh oh oh
>up and over we go to slum lakes and artillery
>and i will shoot until they have no shields
>as they are in the open space and the fields
>with a noob ass team of three, threeeeee uh oooooooh
>up and over we go through a team with gibraltar i don't know
>gibraltar is a character with a big old box hitbox
>i mean he may or may not have a cock
>and a yikes oof hip hop dub at runoff, runooooooooooooff
>oh oh oh oh
>you gotta take an L
>oh oh oh oh
>you gotta take an L
>okay

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COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME
PS3 STILL DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAMES

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaMX0Cs5Bc4

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>Greatness Awaits?
>More like Gayness Awaits

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Wow! This is the power of a Nintedo onions boy?

Vi sitter här i Discord och spelar lite Fornite

NINTENDO'S BRAVE
30 YEARS OF SELLING THE SAME GAME
NINTENDO'S BRAVE

*I move away from the mic because I breathe heavily

mobile chad

SNOYBOY SEETHE
NO GAMES SO HE SPENDS ON Yea Forums

snoys can never take a joke
always been the most thin-skinned faggots

THINK OF THE POOR OTAKU GAMERS!

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE XBOX CITY
WHERE THE GRASS AIN'T THERE AND THE GAMES ARE SHITTY

SONIGGERS ARE C U C K S

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>rent free

CHARGE FOR THEM
TO TRY NEXT TELL ME ABOUT BANE
CRASH THIS PLANE

ok this is based

>can't take a joke.
>can't look at boobs.
>"for the players", but it's actually "for the gayers"
Is there anything sadder than snoys?

Nice

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Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk
On a day -I-ay-I-ay
I met a little girl and we stopped to talk
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair is black and her eyes are blue
And I knew right then I'd be takin' a whirl
'Round the salthill prom with a streamer girl

We were halfway there when the rain came down
On a day -I-ay-I-ay
She asked me up to her flat downtown
On a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair is black and her eyes are blue
I took her hand and I gave her a twirl
And I lost my heart to a streamer girl

When she got undressed I ran out the door
Scared for my life at where her cunt should be
And I ask you now
Tell me what would you do
If her hair was black and her cunt's a wound
Now I've traveled around
I've been all over this world
Boys, I ain't never seen nothin' like a post-op girl

This one might be too obscure for the average user: youtube.com/watch?v=mee5eb8eyJ4

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Hey hey you
Do you need a wall breached?

You could have flash shield
But you'll get shot in the back
You could have a shock drone, droning
But you'll be slow to attack

All you do is call me
I'll smash any wall you need

You could have a breach charge
You could even have one with thermite in
You could have a hologram, gramming
But it's not gonna make you win

I'm gonna use my sledgehammer
All these new ops are lame
Oh let me use my sledgehammer
Yeah I'll play some rainbow six again

Show off all your gadgets
Try to use your routers to mute
Doesn't bother me though
Cause I'm smashing myself a new route (note for amerifats, this is pronounced like "root")

I'm gonna use my sledgehammer
All these new ops are lame
You'd better call, my sledgehammer
You know it's best
Oh let me use my sledgehammer
Yeah I'll play some rainbow six again
I'm the man, with sledgehammer
Your gimmicks aren't worth shit

Sledge sledge sledgehammer

I hit it right
I kicked the hacker
Said we'll win
I'll not be toxic
I come smashing in (we come smashing in)

Oh won't you drone for me
I will smash for you
Yeah drone for me, I will smash for you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah IQ
Only you

I am coming through
Though I'm underpowered
Yeah and I'm playing Tower, shit!

Come on, come on help me now
Come on, come on help me
Come on, come on, come on
Come on fucking help me now
Oh yeah
Come on
COME ON
FUCKING HELP ME
FUCK

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WHEN I WAS

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AND I~~~~~~I WILL SELL MY WII-UUUUUUUUUUUUU

Still waiting for that port of W101 and XCX, then I'll sell it.

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Thank's Doctorino.

I WANT MY
I WANT MY
I WANT MY TWITCH TV

Now look at them zoomers that's the way you do it
You play the vidya on the twitch tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your games for free

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them zoomers ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to mow lawns every morning, degauss our CRT
We got to wash cars and do some fishing, we got to boot up ol' Quake 3

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that zoomer is trans
That little faggot got his own hormone pills
That little faggot he's a speedrunner

We got to mow lawns every morning, degauss our CRT
We got to wash cars and do some fishing, we got to boot up ol' Quake 3

I shoulda learned to play some fortnite
I shoulda learned to play some league of legend
Look at that streamer titties stickin' in the camera man
Ladies hope your night is fun

And he's streaming, what's that?
Custom sub noises?
Banging out the emotes on the twitch tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothing and your games for free

We got to mow lawns every morning, degauss our CRT
We got to wash cars and do some fishing, we got to boot up ol' Quake 3

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VIDEO GAMES
Yea Forums WILL NEVER BE SANE
VIDEO GAMES

fucking kek

holy shit look how much older he has gotten

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based as fuck

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He actually aged pretty well.

supreme

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Losing him was the biggest shot to gaming "journalism." Shame there's no one else nearly as popular who actually cares about the quality of pc ports or just pc games in general.

absolutely based

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This thread gets the PlayStation seal of approval

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Honestly he was gone long before the cancer took him. During the last couple of years he mellowed the fuck out and stopped caring about the bad shit going on, which was good for him as a person and all, but it ruined the persona of TotalBiscuit.

DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN SNOYBOY
DON'T WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW DRUMPF MEDIA

Chuckled/10

PeeS4, right guys?

SONY GAMES
WE'VE GOT BLOODBORNE AND THERE'S ALSO-

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I had no way of staying afloat
had to buy a capture card
unemployable neet like me
on the run from honest jobs
got smacked around by mama's hand
times were tough in my homeland
got stream tools and streaming gear
humped it from best buy to here

youtube.com/watch?v=tmYQwdAiCXk

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>Tay Zonday memes making a comeback
HEAVY RAIN
You press X to call out Jason's name
HEAVY RAIN
That kid's spine will never be the same
HEAVY RAIN
The PS3 still doesn't have a game

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**I look at my game library too see what else there is

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This one's great

It's an oldie but goodie. I never thought I'd say I miss 2010 Yea Forums.

Heh

THANK YOUR DOC
GREEN AND PURPLE ANY TIME ON CLOCK
THANK YOUR DOC

And yet Sony is the one censoring game for the children.

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Cherry chocolate rain~

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I SAY WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
I SAY WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
YOU WANNA SETTLE IT IN SMASH, IN SMASH

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I almost forgot that happened
youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

based beyond belief

BUT OH THE TIME IT TAKES
WHEN YOU'RE A CONSOLE DRONE
SOMEDAY YOU'LL FIND SOME GAME THAT YOU CAN CALL YOUR OWN
BUT TILL THEN YOU BETTER

Cured my depression. :)

uh oh OP it looks like you've made them upset

TAKE ME DOWN TO NINTENDO CITY
WHERE THE HARDWARE'S BAD AND THE GAMES ARE SHITTY
TAKE
ME
HOME

We MADE that fucker. We MADE him and we got NOTHING in return.

lame

CUT MY FRAMES INTO PIECES
THIS IS A PC PORT
STUTTERING RATES
NOT STABLE
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE AA'S DISABLED

>we got NOTHING in return
he can let us call him a nigger

Now this is funposting.

>snoy thread gets deleted
kek

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER
AND WE BOTH KNOW LINK IS GAY
AND IT'S HARD TO HOLD A CANDLE
WHEN THE SWITCH HAS ZERO GAMES

WE GOT A GODDAMN POET HERE

8/10 bretty gud

Based
>n-no it’s not funny when you target my favorite corporation
Lol cuck

based

you tried and I appreciate the effort

No I said it's lame because it was an already existing lyric change, just with one company name changed to another, obviously to fit an agenda.
I'm an idort by the way.

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR

YOUR SON IS THE VILLAIN IN FALLOUT 4

How can just one word contain so much SEETHING?

This has less to do with console wars and more to do with virtue signaling cucks policing how a videogame company handles content and imparts that to all 3rd parties developing on its system.

So, when is the next Yea Forums sings?

>obviously to fit an agenda.
wrong retard
and 90% of these threads are just copypasted from earlier threads

Kek

I use to listen to it for the memes only but as I've listened to it now it's genuinely pretty catchy and the lyrics are deeper then I remember.

>because it was an already existing lyric change
So why aren't you saying lame to literally every post ITT?

Somebody's clearly upset that their plagiarized joke got shat on.

Go back to r*ddit underage newfag

Literally all of these are plagiarized you fucking dunce

Cry more, bitch.

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Cause I live and breathe this California freedom
From the day that I was born I've waved their flag
California freedom saved me from being stuck a man, yeah
Took a piece of organ that I swear I never had

Oh California freedom, shine on me, I love you
Shine the light, through the eyes of the gooks left behind
Shine the light, shine the light
Shine the light, Sony, shine the light!
California freedom, I love-ve-ve you, (yes homo)

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I'm talking about the joke being plagiarized, not the song, you double retard.

TOTAL BISCUIT IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT

>snoy

Yes, none of these are fucking original

>underage redditor calling people underage redditors outs himself as an underage redditor
Ironic.

Should have been
>It allows no fun and censors all its games
Yours is a little too short. But good post nonetheless.

I love how Nintendron3s ignore how Nintendo was censoring games not too long ago

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OP's is, along with the reply to the assmad sonyfag.

What's the tune here

I love how snoyboys shat on nintendo censoring games but calls sony based for doing the exact same thing.

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No one ever explains what Trans Rights are, which is what bothers me about this because some pro-trannies are all about imposing on social and biological norms in terms of courting.

Like I can understand wanting basic human rights, but when you go about how you can send a guy to jail because he doesn't want to stick it in your fake vagina or suck your fake cock, you're kind of saying the law should protect your right to force yourself on others.

Except I’m an idort and don’t condone any of it. But apparently it’s okay when Nintendo does it to the eyes of the drones

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oh shit I didn't see those

Nobody was okay with Nintendo doing it.
I've only ever seen people saying "based! tell those anime nerds who's boss!" in response to Sony censoring.

I can not imagine supporting any console company in this day and age, let alone defending them online
They all hate you and fuck you over, why do you continue to be obsequious little goyim?

SNOYBOY RAGE
THEY CRY AND SCREAM "NINTENDO" AND HIT THE SAGE
SNOYBOY RAGE

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Sage doesn't rhyme with rage, newfag

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based

cringe

>sage
>rage
>WTF THAT DOESN'T RHYME

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wow. look at it on ifunny or knowyourmeme. how young are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=6EGUVlrG4FA

sage as in "sage and report" is not pronounced like sage as in "a wise sage gave me advice"
newfag

you just keep digging yourself deeper, cretin

Too soon. /: RIP man.

He's right, you know.

It's pronounced "sah-gay" and it means "to lower."
Captain Flag can back me on this
youtube.com/watch?v=lfpFelSrk5w

Sage in this context is a Japanese word. It isn't pronounced the same way.

>spoonfeeding instead of leaving him to wallow in his ignorance

The best way to kill a fool is to teach him so he'll be fool no more.

Have sex

underrated

WOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

I love how you used to be made fun of for taking internet arguments and drama seriously, but now its done a complete 180

by not being new

Shiet, 5 stars post.

Good work

FUCKIN BUGGED LANGUAGE MECHANICS

Good shit

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B-B-B-But Nintendo!

>Get haughty about pronunciation
>Get told that isn't the way.
>Get a hissyfit because you're corrected

Grow up, you conceited baby.

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I don't know any of this songs but op's.

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>doesn't know DSP
you're almost worse than him

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It's a Jap word so it's pronounced differently but don't let others pretend they don't read it every time as the herb.

Dedicated user

Why didn't this guy go on to do something useful with his voice? His list of known works this past decade is pitiful.

it has 1 (1 ) (one) {one} [one>1] one ((1))

>instead of wojak garbage posts a genuinely funpost
I like you

this.
SNOY Boys are pathetic hypocrites.
enjoy your S-0-Ystation cucks

Stop insulting nintendo

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>he had to roid to unfuck his physique
lmao, typical leftie looking for cheat codes

SNOYBOY CRINGE
EVERYONE OF 'EM IS IN
THE LUNATIC FRINGE

SNOYBOY CRINGE
ONE SMASH STICKY
AND THEY FLY OFF THE HINGE

Not even enough syllables to match the real song, you suck

>some stay dry and others feel the pain
>9 syllables
>it allows no fun and censors games
>9 syllables

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH

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Sony ponies get triggered so damn easily. And for some reason, rather than defending Sony their kneejerk reaction is to deflect by attacking Nintendo.

I can still hear it like it was yesterday. Fuck I'm getting old

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Actually made me kek

Well at least I'm playing an actual video game and not a movie.

That's him on the far right. Looks better here.

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best thread

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>obvious console war thread gets 200 replies and doesn't get deleted

only on \V\

Have fun never seeing tits and asses again in video games or otherwise

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Not much of a console war, it's just Sony are a bunch of faggots that hate boners, men, and straight people.

>Good thread on Yea Forums
>200+ replies and not deleted
are jannies all asleep?

cherry chocolate rain is an actual banger

jej

In many ways, Sony is pretty lame
Sometimes, sometimes
It hurts to say, but they're censoring our games
No fun, no fun
Yeah they hate the straights, snoyboys are fuckin gay
Always, always
And the library is just barren and plain
No games, no games

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I love how modern console wars are just everyone hating Sony fags (well deserved, too)

BASED

>modern console wars are just everyone
It's not a console war, even Sonyfags shit on Sony. I was one of them until they started fucking with my Japanese games. Just fuck them.

Snoyfag detected

even some sonyfriends are calling them out on it
it's the mindless *they sell big* drones that deserve the shit

If you bought a PS4 at all then you're the cancer killing the industry.

Based

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Not him but I bought mine WAY before all the bullshit. I haven't used it since, though. And it's gonna collect dust for years to come.

BASED.

I remember finding his videos for the first time with Tribes Ascend. Simpler times, and he got me into one of my alltime favorites. Things will never be the same without him

I've played gamecube..
Time after time...
I've got my Wii U's
But commited no crimes

AND BAD MISTAKES
I'VE BOUGHT A FEW
I'VE HAD MY SHARES OF SHOVELWARES PUSHED IN MY FACE
BUT I'VE COME THROUGH

AND I NEED TO BUY ON AND ON AND ON
WE'RE GOOD CONSUMERS, MY FRIENDSS
AND WE LL KEEP ON PAYING TIL THE END
WE ARE CONSUMERS
WE AAARE CONSUMERS
NO TIME FOR THINKING
CAUSE WE ARE CONSUMERS OF THE WORLD.

I've taken my bows...
And my master swords...
You took my friends and family and everything that goes with it...
Based Nintendo....

But it's been no smell of roses...
No shower cruise...
SMASH TOURNEYS CONSIDER IT A CHALLENGE BEFORE THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE
AND THEY AINT GONNA LET YOUR SMELLY ASS LOOOSE....

WE'RE GOOD CONSUMERS, MY FRIENDSS
AND WE LL KEEP ON PAYING TIL THE END
WE ARE CONSUMERS
WE AAARE CONSUMERS
NO TIME FOR THINKING
CAUSE WE ARE CONSUMERS OF THE WORLD.

...

>CENSORS GAMES
>weebshit
>games
good joke
stay mad weebfag

JANNIES HELP
THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF SONY AGAIN

You have to give credit to the sonyfags tho.
They're so dedicated and loud that every now and then I second guess myself and wonder if it's me who's in the minority and not them.

Kek

When the shit comes to you it will be too late. Just like dictatorships and revolutions, everybody's too busy with their lives to notice and they only want to do something about it AFTER they're already feeling the dick pressed against their asses. Preventing never seems to be an option.

Remember this post.

first time seeing chocolate rain is it summerfeg

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Normalfags ruin everything

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What is she going to do with those vegetables?

ALMOST CENSORED
CALIFORNIAAAAAA
SONY HQ
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREEN

SO FAR AWAY, WE WAIT FOR THE DAY
FOR THE LIVES ARE SO WASTED AND GONE
WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS
THROUGH THE FIRE AND NO GAMES WE CARRY ON

>tfw NO GAMES gets you nostalgic
Is this rock bottom?

Nanananana (HEY)
Nanananana (All together now)
Nanananana, nanananana

LIES! Nanananana
ALL IS LIES! Nanananana
LABADAB DABDAB LIES! Nanananana
LIIIIIIES!! Nanananana

When we all watch the E3, Just hoping for the best
Every minute, every hour, it’s just a big shit fest
It’s only open-world games, and shooters from the west
They stand on stage and everyone gets hyped up by… their fake trailers!

AND IT’S LIES! Nanananana
ALL IS LIES! Nanananana
LIES, ALL LIES! Nanananana
LABADAB DABDAB LIES! Nanananana

ALL IS LIES! When they bring out their fake audience!
ALL IS LIES! And takes a guest on stage!
ALL IS LIES! And the normies they all eat it!
ALL IS LIES! And I’ll just jerk my hand! (yeah)

On stage come Todd Howard, thinking he’s the best
And talks about his next game, that’ll be better than the rest
And here’s Andrew Wilson, and as you all could’ve guessed
Their next game is a battlefield and it is out… yes this holiday!

AND IT’S LIES! Nanananana
ALL IS LIES! Nanananana
LABADAB DABDAB LIES! Nanananana
ALL IS LIES! Nanananana
LIES! Nanananana

Nanananana, Nanananana, Nanananana

LIES! Nanananana
ALL IS LIES! Nanananana
LABADAB DABDAB LIES! Nanananana
ALL IS LIES! Nanananana

The conference is over; let’s give it all a rest
I do not want the future; just bring me to the past
‘Cause we all so the trailers, we all saw the games
And everything was mobile-tier with pay-to-win… and virtue signaling!
FUCK MY LIFE!

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ñ

Never
However, the next musical is same time as always, september 15th

Basado y rojopilled

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SON'YS GAY
NO THAT'S IT.
SONY'S GAY

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What even are you anymore, pepe?

He's the same in both pics. On the left it's got shit lighting and he's pushing out all his features. It's another of those shitty bullshots

Based and ultimately blackpilled.

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How will sonygs EVER recover?

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>it allows no fun and then it censors games

FTFY.

It's been said multiple times but boy you guys are bad at meter

I miss old shaft in general

>Live is Life
Didn't expect that one.

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This is why people used to lurk before posting faggot.

Incels always lose and I love it. So glad you ugly freaks are having the only thing you enjoy stripped away, next is suicide i hope :)

fpbp

Nintendo Switch? More like switch that shit off.
Xbox One? Yeah. Not even one reason to own that shit. ABAP

Actually lol'd

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>2009 was 10 years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Thank you for this.

Seeing this after so long, it's actually not that funny or mesmerizing.

Have sex

it never was. everyone just thought she was hot and my teenage penis took the reins from there

posting in a BASED thread

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But Steam just censored Koikatu...

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This is why I can't let go of this shit website and keep coming.

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SONY'S LAME
FUCK FUN GAMES, LET'S PUT MORE BLACKS AND GAYS
SONY'S LAME
PAY 60 BUCKS FOR WALKING SIMS, OY VEY

>Implying autistic chimpouts aren't the next logical steps

This killed the snoyfags

kek my sides

So this....is the power.....of the PS4....
woah.....

fuck you I laughed

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The other post was funny, you just sound hysterical

Total Biscuit's in the grave tonight.
Console gamers gonna have a good time.
Thirty frames'll make him lose his mind.
Now he's dead and left behind

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Why are weebs so upset about some cartoon tits? How fucking lonely are Yea Forums posters? Don't you guys all have wives and girlfriends like the other boards?

RISK OF RAIN
SOME PLAY DRIZZLE OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
RISK OF RAIN
THE OVERLOADING WORM DRIVES ME INSANE

Holy fucking BASED

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youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM

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based and redpilled

youtu.be/UppyPzIb5Y8

!

YOU ARE A PIRATE!
YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE
EPIC EXCLUSIVE MEANS PIRATE FOR ME
YOU ARE A PIRATE!

(spoken)

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

(crowd)

YAY!
THEY'VE GOT A ROADMAP
(A MAP!)
TO LEAD US TO A LOOTBOX THAT'S ALL LOCKED UP WITH BUCKS
(WITH BUCKS)
AND THEN WE'LL SAY FUCK CHINKS
WE'LL CRACK UP THE CODE WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS LOOT BURST OPEN DENUVO AND THEN WE'LL SAY FUCK CHINKS

(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)

(girl's voice) YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY IF YOU LOVE TO HATE THE CHINKS YOU ARE A PIRATE

YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE
EPIC EXCLUSIVE MEANS PIRATE FOR ME YOU ARE A PIRATE! TURN OFF MCAFEE AND AVAST TORRENTING BORDERLANDS 3 IS A MUST HANG THE FAT CHINK AT THE TOP OF THE FLAK

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

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>But Killzone 1 sucked before, so what made you think we wanted more?
This was true back then and applies to pretty much all modern Sony IPs.
Where the fuck is Ape Escape 4?

>Published on Apr 22, 2007
>Chocolate Rain is turning 12 years old on Monday
>It's old enough to post on Yea Forums
where did the time go?

have sex and censoredpilled

>boomer memes

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Fuck off, I followed the lurk for 2 years rule before posting here.

NOOOOOOOOOOO PRESS X TO CINEMATIC SUPERIOR NIPPON STEELERU FOLDED 1000 TIMERU!

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Blessed thread.

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>bing bang
did i always play bootleg games that made 'bing bing' sounds

basado

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based
cringe

...

>Nobody was okay with Nintendo doing it.
There were a massive number of people defending it back when it was happening with every excuse in the book. The "censorship apologist bingo" was originally made for those times, even.

>The other post was funny, you just sound hysterical

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Oh where oh where is my little snoyfag

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>Somebody steals lyrics in this thread for their Yea Forums the musical song

vocaroo.com/i/s1cGsmzHyV21

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I don' wanna play, gaayyyaaaames
No gayyyyaaaames, ahhh…

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Points for trying

good stuff

>Didn't expect that one.
Been hearing it a lot on the radio lately and it really has the ability to get stuck in your head. Creating Yea Forums-versions of songs is quite fun.

Warcraft 3 was sublime, a great ol’, funny pastime (ah)
World of Warcraft printed money, so much so it wasn’t funny (ah)
Then came fucking Heartsone, put you in a, in a danger zone
Diablo 3 came, it was a sloppy shell of a game

Blizzard are you OK?
Blizzard are you OK?
Are you ok, Blizzard? (x4)

Blizzard are you OK?
No good games in a decade (ah)
Did you run out of ideas with your shitty RNG board game, Blizzard?
Diablo 3 is a boring fucking grind fest, it is soulless. (ah)
And Overwatch’s flamboyance has become an annoyance.

Blizzard are you OK?
Blizzard are you OK?
Are you ok, Blizzard? (x3)
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been hit by
A gamer rising up

COW!

My hopes and dreams were all gone, and then came this year’s Blizzcon
But I don’t want your latest title, and for that I am “entitled”

Blizzard are you OK?
Blizzard are you OK?
Are you ok, Blizzard? (x4)

Blizzard are you OK?
No good games in a decade (ah)
Do you even remember a little game called The Lost Vikings, Blizzard?
WOW used to be like venom, now it has overstayed its welcome. (ah)
And Battle net was a playground, now it has become all stripped down

Blizzard are you OK?
Blizzard are you OK?
Are you ok, Blizzard?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A gamer rising up

COW!

Ok, I want all the gamers in the area so rise up right now!
COW!
Poo!
Poo!
Poo!
COW!

I have a phone!
I have a phone!
I have a phone!
I have a phone!
I have a phone!
I have one dammit!
Here with me!

Don’t want it!

Don’t want it, Blizzard
Don’t want it, Blizzard
Don’t want it, Blizzard
Poo! Poo!
Don’t want it
Poo! Poo! Poo!
Don’t want it!
COW!
Poo!
Poo!
COW!

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NMH blows

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLIN, KEKBOX JUAN HAS NO GAMES