15 minutes and i will turn 30

ARGUING IS UNNECESSARY.

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Sad and graypilled

I know plenty of family men. They're the most paranoid, stressed-out people that I know.

Happy birthday! What magic school are you thinking of going with

Dunno who the fuck my great grandfather is but both my grandpops were niggers with multiple families and alcoholics. The myths about old generations is just that.

I just turned 28 and suddenly I'm not sure about anything anymore.

J-just imagine how pathetic it would be if you were a kissless virgin. I'm sure glad that I have a real girlfriend lol.

just become an alcoholic too

>tfw also April 19th birthday

I've still got two years to go before I run into your problem at least

This, tbqh. Oldfag here and life is fucking great so long as you actually built a nice life for yourself.

SEVEN (7) MINUTES I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

Being a boomer/zoomer isn't just about the age, it's the attitude. You don't just magically turn into one because of a number, you can turn into a wizard though.

kissless virgin, wage cuckin' it, family secretly disasppointed but still try to support me which feeds me with guilt, one friend that semi hates me for no good reason

but i'm 26 so take that

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Is this the virgin incel cope thread?

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I'm not, she takes up too much time and money

Even people with those things often are miserable and unhappy. You sound like some delusional/pol/ fag that thinks he has life figuted out and will an hero the moment his wifey cucks him

Probably because u post pics like tha

Well you wouldn't be here if that was true.

Because the roadmap for success you think you have as a young man is often bullshit

>says non-absolute often
>randomly throws cuck in
user perhaps it's time to take a good look at yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=uisGgY5MqrE

you're me but I'm not a furfag, so thanks for that at least

I've been in my 30's for a couple years now and, really, it's better than being in your 20's if only because I can tell what I want with more clarity and have the means to get it. Obviously you might not share the same experience. I do think Quake was a good game though.

you were a boomzoom a long time ago

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some people are cucks dude, he isn't saying anything revelational or weird. Some people also get cancer... not weird, shit is normal

tfw boomer but prefer original Monster
Ultra zero is shit

When you're 30 your family and friends don't support you, you support your family and friends.

Having a successful job means giving up most of your free time.

Having sex frequently means keeping a girlfriend happy, which women are all horrible people that are driven by emotions and status.

happy birthday user!

Realize it or not we all come here because we are fucked up in some manner. Knowing this I feel for most of you. It's easy to get caught up in limbo as to what to do with your life. Some of us are fortunate enough to have money, some to have a stable family, some to have good health and any combination of the 3. Best thing to do is try to identify what is lacking in your life and try to improve. Try not to obsess over other people and just focus on yourself and what might make you happy.

what if i've never had any of those?

Happy Birthday user, make the best out of everyday there's no better time to start than today

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Yeah and often people without those things are content and happy. Just sell that American dream shit somewhere else

It is not normal to see a married man and go, "bet he is cucked." That is too much internet poisoning your fucking mind.

>tfw 23 year old overweight khv with no friends
be honest, am i fucked?

Are you actually telling that guy to speak in absolutes, or am I misunderstanding your post? That is one of the strangest criticisms I've ever seen if that's what you actually meant. It'd be like saying "You don't speak like a child! You need to sort yourself out!"

i'm neither, but the pic always crack me up, so i post it.

And for fucks sake stop wallowing in the thinly veiled "let's all feel sad together bros" threads. They will not help you.

>that timestamp

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could still happen. nothing sex/work wise happened to me till I was 30.

Let him live in his fantasy world.

>32
>got a shit job that just pays for everything
>just got a new gaming computer
I have about 8-9 hours for vidya a day. Seems to work out alright.

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no you still have lots of time to make changes. do your self a favor and cut out the processed food as much as possible like sodas and bread and shit. eat protein and try to get some activity in. as for the khv thing i dont know

that's weirdly on point actually.

whatever man, people say nasty shit all th

You clearly didn't because you wouldn't be complaining if you did. I guess you still had 15 minutes to change your mind after you wrote that post though.

Oh wow look at all those zeroes

>04/19/19(Fri)00:00:00

THIS ISNT ABOUT VIDYA
MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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The fact that you're 30 and are still posting young people maymays shows you're just a failure of a person.

Wtf nobody replied with a Bladerunner reaction image yet

shoo fly shoo!

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Happy Birthday Chief

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Oh fuck it's Shtorm

Where do you think you are?

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Dubs and we all have sex this summer. 9 and we blow a black man

Threads like this attract angry and depressed people like flies to shit.

OH SHIT NIGGER HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT THIS WAS FROM?

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Five and everyone that has posted ITT has or gets aids

do you know where we are?
game was rigged from the start

i hope you find happiness user, i know i wont.

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Based
youtu.be/yfN-Zhyw-Bg

I hope you've embraced it user

my mom makes half a million a year
I have a job that I love and work 4/10s
I get it at least a couple times a week thru fwbs or apps

good bait

>nothing sex/work wise happened to me till I was 30
I'm so sorry for you user...

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jesus christ, 8 minutes of pure autism.

nice.

my condolences. 30 hit me pretty hard. just turn 38 2 days ago. dunno what i'm gonna do if I make it to 40

what does it feel like going from 39-40

You should be op remember you're here forever.

Dont be scared.

Whats your job user?

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Another day if you're not a queer. Times flies and then you die.

Embrace it man, I turn 32 today

losing your job, family and friends, and their love.

HEY, APRIL 19TH IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO though it's another 40 minutes in my timezone

4 19 BROS UNITE

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It'll be funny when the minecraft kids start going
>I Cant believe this fortnite faggots are old enough to browse Yea Forums now, I feel so old

goddamn what a sloppy edit

tfw 26 year old boomer already.
Hey its not bad at all, i got my prescription Oakley sunshades in the mail and my subscription to Lawnmower Aficionado

imagine if we were born on 4/20

the fucking meme

it's hitler's birthday, be glad

life is whatever, nothing really matters (on some edgy shit)
try to enjoy your time while you are here, thats pretty much it

Hehe glad I still got two whole years

Yes, you could... and yes, I have done this, on more than one occasion... you could print this comic strip on a giant piece of paper. The dimensions would be something like... thirty-four inches by eleven inches.

Now, tape the ends together, with the comic facing inward. Stick your head in the middle of this Garfield comic loop and READ, start at the first panel; Jon is reading the newspaper... he feels for something on the end table.

Second panel; he sets the newspaper down, something is not right...

"Where could my pipe be?" he thinks.

...and then, the payoff; the third panel, Garfield has Jon's pipe, and is smoking it.

But, aha! The paper is in a loop, around your head... so that you can see that, once again, Jon is in his seat, reading the paper... and so on, and so on, you can literally read the comic strip for an eternity!

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out of all this, ive only had sex. over 30 with nothing else.

its every bit as bad as you would think. get your shit together whoever is on pace for my fate.

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I'll take your virginity user

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happy birthday to you

Happy birthday bro
This one's for you
youtube.com/watch?v=bGqvOscmYKE

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I'm 28, have never had a job, and have a useless degree in English. How can I turn my life around? I just want to have enough money to be comfortable and happy with my meager hobbies.

just get a construction job, those are in high demand and pays well

There it is

Try teaching English, maybe start as a tutor. If you're ambitious, become an English teacher in another country. I only got a job related to my degree now at 27, gonna be 28 soon too. It can be done. Age-restricted thinking is more of an American thing, and I'm not American, so the thought of being 27 and not being a billionaire boomer like everyone thinks it should be doesn't bother me at all.

Get a job you fucking autismo what do you think?

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Will you take mine too?

30 is a good age to be. Old enough to make fun of kids yet still young enough to make fun of old people.

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anime??

Sounds decent.
I have public speaking issues, but I'd really love to work things out in another country.
I don't have any skills or experience and none of the random low-level jobs I've applied to over the 5 years since I graduated ever called me back.

get some work for at least 6 months to understand the dynamics. coworker dynamics, time management, you're body's physical management in terms of what you can and can't do etc etc

after that, you'll have a good gauge. a lot of work though isn't cookie cutter type of shit obviously, a lot of thinking for yourself and being able to learn different and new shit that moment. probably common knowledge, but it caught me off guard.

Virgin, mildly successful job, but I do have family and friends that support me very much. All in all I think I'm okay. Job prospects only look better in the future. Honestly the only sucky part about getting older is watching your parents age. Shit sucks man.

Why did you get an English degree if you have problems with public speaking? Did you not anticipate the only job English teachers get is teaching fucking english to people?

Thank you.

Yes user

it depends if you worry or not
do you have potentially permanent health defects? if no, you still have your life ahead of you if you catch it early enough
in this dying age, you can be your own king of filth

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It was the subject I got the highest marks in and enjoyed the most, so it seemed the reasonable choice.

np man

embrace it

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Yeah, that's anime

It's all you can do. Worry about shit you can actually control in your life.

you're sorry for him? he's way better off than 90% of this board you fucking redditor

>married
>not working full time
>over 300k in the bank
life is nice

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Nice thanks I wasn't sure

happy birthday user

Enjoy your life user, not all of us can make it.

Take up writing English textbooks

People giving you free weed for your birthday might be cool every once in a while.

>women don't cheat
>marriages don't break up regularly due to infidelity
Or maybe you think that it could happen to anyone but you or your friends or someone you know, which is a sign of a sheltered low iq mind.

Been here since 2008 calm your ass, real wizards were always something depressing to see.

I believe he's like 16 or 17 years old , amazing shitpost he makes, good blessing and future ahead of him.

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I'm a wizard, you honestly just stop thinking about it. In a strange way I'm kind of in the same boat as that user where now I'm actually talking to women in the dating scene. But 18-29 was basically me being a shut in due to depression.

good job user!

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>tfw gonna get wizard powers in 2 months

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>just turned 21
>already feeling the stress of adulthood on a small level
>about to wrap up 3rd year of college, most likely failed all classes
>really want to do art but so impatient i can never sit down and study and improve proper
>worried ill become a drop out and end up working at a supermarket until I die
Why the fuck do I have to be so god damned impatient
Boomerhood is gonna hit me like a truck I just know it

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It's not so bad, I was a deadbeat/neet until my late 20s then took an apprenticeship, I make more money than my wagefriends and work for my own benefit, not for some higherups.

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>lost my W card as a kid
It's not fucking fair, I didn't know about the rules damn it!

The depression deal must suck to make you be like that man, I hope you keep going and find happiness.

>get older
>do more and more things on auto pilot
>months pass so fucking fast

31-year-old wizard here. Save your pity.

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That's all any of us are looking for. I've just learned to appreciate what I have in life (a great, tightly knit family) and just focus on what I can improve and stop worrying about things I cannot. I don't know what your situation is, but I hope you find a place in the wold you're content with.

you live with mom? maybe son?

Do more stuff then. I love vidya but I'm taking archery classes and volunteering at the local animal shelter. Makes me enjoy my vidya relaxation time much more and helping animals gives me a warm feeling. Archery is also good for building upper body strength.

>the game was rigged from the start

no you haven't you lying fucking redditor. you aren't welcome.

It could be worse. You could be 19 and have no idea what you're good at in life and haven't even gone to college yet.

You mean a wizard? Shit's great man.

happy birthday user!

Fashion thread gets deleted but this sad fucks borthday is still up

Same but 24. You’ll be like me in a years time which is you but a year younger. Also I’m jobless for nearly 2 1/2 years and doing a business bachelors :P

Stay mad I guess

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24 year old virgin here. only 6 more years senpai.

>over 25 years
>25
>wizard
HAHAHAHA

Going to college dead out of the gate at 18 with zero clue what you ACTUALLY want to spend the rest of your life on is a retarded idea. My parents refused to even let me go until I hit 20 and was absolutely sure I was ready and wanted it. You can't fuck around and waste all that money and +4 years of your life only to realize you're not the same kid you were 3 months after graduating from a place that still had you asking to use the bathroom.

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Holding sex as a trophy would seem to indicate that you are still a child.

says the virgin

be glad your own mother didn't force you to go college right after high school because she's one of those stubborn old schoolers.
t. someone who spent 7 years in college and still haven't graduated.

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Did you get your wizard powers?

What are jobs with stable hours? I work retail management and while it supports me I have no time at all to hang with old friends or venture into new stuff. I had to pass on a good opportunity to play with a band recently for instance due to their hours.

that just sounds like dumb idiots that started a family without having all of the economic checkboxes filled now they gotta wait 18 years for the problems to go away

Same boat, except I have a worthless AA at 18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUUU

Existence is scary, user.

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The age was not the focus user, I'll put you to the test instead user who was this guy and why did we hate him?
This isn't a hard question by the way.

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Anyone who associates turning 30 with forced boomer wojak shit and not wizardry does not belong here.

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Holding down a job is more important than the amount of pussy you smash.

Listen to this user, god I wish I had time to figure out what I really wanted to do instead of "well I guess I was good an math, maybe Physics?

Have sex

Any office jobs. Government jobs have super stable hours. Security jobs

Fuck, I'm screwed.

until you were 20? what did you do until then? how did you know you were ready? not the same user but i just turned 19 myself right now and i'm heading off to college soon

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But that's normal, you didn't experience enough things to make up your mind.
You're a blank piece of paper, everything is equal to you.
It's like being asked to pick a flavor at the ice truck when you have never eaten ice cream in your life.
You might pick one at random because hey all look the same to you, only to be disgusted by it.

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Waited until I was 25 and in school now for my freshman year. I knew what I wanted to do, but there's so many ways to easily fuck it up.

I have, I thought you were assblasted because I felt sorry for a wizard.

seek sunlight

I worked, studied in the craft I planned on going into - wrote 2 books in that time and had them published - I took a couple road trips to the mountains and the beach on my lonesome, I volunteered at some animal/homeless shelters as well. I just had to see a lot to be sure my perspective and my goals were real and attainable. I didn't snap out of my sleep and instantly knew I was ready either, I wasn't even 100% sure until probably a year in to college, it probably won't come to you all at once but rather build on you until you know that you've known.

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K, I guess.

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Haha what a loser you have to be if you don't have that haha

gain height

ITT: Normalfags who don't belong here

What are jobs that follow under "office job," anyways?

One thing I never understand is why anyone would want to get married before 30.

My Mom told me that I should go to community college to figure out what I want to do and what I'm good at before I go to a university. Is she right?

>When you're 30 your family and friends don't support you, you support your family and friends.
not anymore.
we're living in the new age of 30+ jobless men with student debt still living with their parents.

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Uhhh clerk and secretary are pretty synonymous with office jobs. Accountants and entry level law people,and people that fit into the different departments like human resources. I'm drawing a blank on other departments because I don't work in an office, sorry

God yes. Get your basic bitch Associate's for cheap before racking up student debt, don't be like me.

So your kids get to have young parents he can play with and not sorting old geezers

>got a business degree
>aka the industry where you need to be an absolute extrovert chad to succeed
>i'm an autist

pic related, me.

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>Failed uni
>started a job
>returned to uni, moved to night shift
>lost all motivation to study, constant nosleep messes with my mind and when i don`t work, i procrastinate and play vidya.

Just work for smaller companies user. You don't have to be a small fish in a big pond. Just be a regular fish in a regular pond

>not going to IT where they only hire autists
sucks to be you

I'm not American so I can't help you on that.

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You're an old geezer in your late 30s to 40s? You must have fucked up genes. I'm 35 and get around fine

>32
>Wizard

So far my wizard powers extend to magically fixing things when I get close to them.

I only have two hours a day to play games, but I have time to watch LPs while I commute to my remakably easy office job with no dress code or set office hours.

The older your parents are the more likely it is you have genetic defects.

>have kids anywhere from 30-35
>financially stable, probably own property, a car, etc
>old enough now that as long as your wife isn't a retarded whore she probably won't just up and leave you and destroy your family
>will retain enough youth and vitality to play with them until they get too old for constant recreational physical pastime (10-12)

if you're fit enough you could probably even push 40, my dad's 53 now and still benching 2 pl8 and taking walks every day, just don't be an amerilard lazy piece of shit and you won't need to throw your life down the gutter and have kids and a shit marriage while you're still nearly a kid yourself

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I, for one, love the boomer meme. If it makes zoomers think retro vidya is lame, then they won't buy it, won't collect it, the supply will finally outstrip demand, and we can have SNES and Genesis games that are reasonably priced again. I say keep it going.

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>married
Ohnonononoo

>he thinks i got married to a woman
fucking hilarious
women are garbage, less than trash

like did the bara picture not give it away we're gays

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>imagine parroting a 30 year old meme

I'm America maybe.

wow this sure is Yea Forums related, thanks for shitting up the board with another pointless /r9k/ wojakshit thread

This dose is a little strange doc.

At least you won't be a wizard, right?

Get aids, fag

can't when i'm in a married, monogamous relationship, stupid

Zverb

>27 now

>Missed my chance as fucking a big tittied teen

>Missed my chance at teen love
>Missed my chance to get into good college
>Missed my chance learning new skills
>Missed my chance at socializing
>Now all I do is play videogames and go to work

Kill me

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>monogamous
>gays are such sluts
I accompanied an exfriend that was gay to a gay club and all the men there were kissing eachother and rubbing eachothers dicks like I even saw a guy kiss like 6 different men like wtf

we don't go to gay clubs
we stay at home and play videogames with our cats

Based on this pic, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer? I'm a based Zoomer (born 98).

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Dubs and we all fucking make it.

core millennial
never thought i'd be married

You can fix all of that except the teen shit. You'd just rather complain and never try though, so continue on telling yourself lies and blaming it on things you pretend are out of your control

Early-Core millennial.

Did you ever play wii tennis together? Couples playing wii anything are always fucking adorable.

>mug says tranny rights
uh yeah that's gonna be a cringe from me

Here you go nigga, wear those boomer glasses with pride. youtu.be/PaEFYHtXXkQ

Shit, are you me? I’m 27 also with an English degree and have bee NEETing it up for the last year and five months.

sometimes
if anything we're playing smash or kart together
most of the time we're doing our own singleplayer games while checking in on the other person with a little nudge every now and then
or when one of us gets up we'll ask the other if they want anything while we're up

>Except the teen shit

Except that's the best part.

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Same, bro. I have an English degree and everyone in my family was blue collar, so they basically told me growing up that all that mattered was a degree in anything. Boy was I in for a rude awakening.

93.

Core Millenial to the top half of Early Zoomer.

All hope is lost.

Why don't you guys go teach English in Japan/Asia? You have the credentials and it's easy.

>no Homosuck
lame

>april 6 last year
>wife left me, took the house, had literally nothing to my name but the clothes on my back and a beater car
>today:
>bought a convertible, paid off half my student loans, planning to buy a house in 6 months, credit score is highest its ever been
It gets better.

Also

How? Struck gold with some idea or buisiness that you don't need to work full time? Otherwise how do you have 300k on the bank?

Just get over it. Banging a teen right now will almost guaranteed not work. You'd be the creep.
There's plenty of big titted cuties of 20+. Just go for those.

Sounds like a great relation desu.

his parents died and he got a decent inheritance from it
it really is
he's currently asleep right now but we had a great day
it was finally warm out for the first time all spring and we took our cats out into the courtyard in our apartment
shit is cash

>so they basically told me growing up that all that mattered was a degree in anything.
This is a serious problem that actual Boomers have caused in their well-meaning ignorance. So many of us are destitute because of this meme.

This is correct
College for two semesters after HS cost me $36k for literally nothing
Trade school cost me $36k for an entire associates degree and A+ cert and now I've been working for ~7 years and get 4 headhunter emails a week (which I routinely ignore because i work from home and it's comfy as fuck)

I've been a NEET since 2013. At this point I'm just waiting for civilization to collapse so it really won't matter that I failed to make anything of myself, but I really want to convince myself to move on somehow. I need direction and structure.
My story also.
I can't move away or no one will be able to take care of my ailing father.

Oh and i turned 30 in february.

It's the sleep deprivation speaking but I'm legitimately almost in tears. It's not even that funny but I can't breath

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What a shame.

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>31
>mtf now
>suddenly everyone wants me
Being a wizard was fun but this is more exciting

>over year and a half when I can adone the robe
Unless a qt tomboy will get in my way. But that's doubtful.

>still no gf
should I end it

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Nah man.

not worth it, just embrace life a different way desu

try men

My public speaking skills are garbage and I don’t actually know much about grammatical structure. My major was English Lit, not creative writing.

>not weird, shit is normal
that's the problem user.

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Better a Boomer than a Wizard.

Late Gen Xer. I lived in the glory days. It all seems so far away now.

>tfw you became 24 today
maybe I will play some Front Mission for the SNES

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Focus more on securing and regulating your own internal happiness, user, as you can't expect some mythical, omni-empathetic pixie girl to descend and lift you back up. Begin by taking the first steps in pursuing any interests or hobbies you've been wanting to dabble in, and experimenting and exploring all the different venues and activities you have at your disposal to find what you enjoy, and I can guarantee you're bound to find somebody along the way. Having a partner that not only meshes well with you, but heightens your convictions and fuels your ambitions is something wonderful and life-changing, but there's only so much you can sap and leech from a person until you're just as desolate and lost as before.

I'm turning 35 this year. Been on Yea Forums for 15 years. My God, what have I done?

>24
>neet for 6 years
>no neetbux because fuck taking money from people when I'm not deserving of it
>never had a job
>don't want to go to school without money to pay for debts ahead of time
>don't know how to drive
>don't even have a bank account
>don't even really know how cell phones work payment wise because never needed one
>can't really look for a job and say that I've spent 6 years just engaging in my hobbies and doing stuff with friends while enjoying life since I don't want to lie even if literally everybody does it

I'm good with people and I can carry a conversation with pretty much anybody, I just don't know how to make myself do anything since I'm literally content living a quiet life with no goals playing vidya and doing stuff with friends. I spend my free time helping people and making others happy because I cannot do things for myself. Deep down I just wish that someone would help me for once.

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25yo here.
Please get laid. I'm so fucking lonely.

b-but user, I just want to play some games

just a few months left for me

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Late Gen-X and Early Millenial
Born in '84

Early Millennial/Gen Y
Born: 95

nice

you are forgetting health, all meaningless if you have cancer/a stroke

We're on Yea Forums, we are the cancer.

How do Americans not own houses? Your houses are so fucking cheap. And if you live in an expensive area chances are you are 3 or 4 hours away from huge dirt cheap houses.

You aren't a fucking business mogul who needs to live in the middle of New York. Give it up.

I was born in 1979 and turn 40 this year. It's all downhill from here.

Nigga I started college a few months before I turned 23 and I feel like I started way to late. I WISH I had gone to college right out of high school. Fuck, I wish I had tried in HS so I could skip college and go straight to Uni.

If you're 19 and there's something you even think you want to do but feel like it'd be to hard or to spooky to attempt, fucking do it anyway or else you may wind up regretting it. It's better to try and fail then to live the rest of your life wondering "what if". Work nonstop and save money, go to school and pursue what you love.

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The wheel of samsara.

I am 30+3 and the fucking pic is literally me, but with a beard and a watermelon rockstar instead!

>pol boomer
>gets praise
no surprice

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30 is basically the age atvwhich you can finally afford whatever you want, start to have more freetime because you have seniority at work, or even be self employed, get a business partner and buy some housing (6 plex or something)

Don't you give up!

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Imagine being so fucking normal and being proud of it. Having a relationship that's always shit with a person that doesn't care about you, being a fucking wagecuck to the capitalism that eats time from your life even more, and having worthless clows around you. If you live this you have a normal and busy life full of faggotry like the average joe and with a religion-cucked goal of reproducing this whole slavery for the rest of the eternity.

Religion needs to go as well as those faggy ass goals like "duRr you need sex and jobs heheh!1"

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>OP meant lame 30 year old Boomer meme instead of being a wizard

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Whats to be scared about? The boomer meme always paints them as happy and content.
>26
>wont graduate college for at least 2 years
>still don't know if i want to teach afterwards
>considered switching to business info tech but fuck me if i cant decide what i actually want to do
>virgin, not kissless
>overweight but working on it
>this will be my last summer as a fatty
>just trying to get my mentality right after being a fuck off for so many years
>trying to keep my focus on classes
>working everyday to keep myself motivated
>drive for uber
>actually really like it and make better money than some of my friends that have a bachelors
>typically enjoy my life outside of some anxiety about the 2-3 year out future
If being a boomer is all about being happy with myself and content in my life, bring on boomer status

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Based, welcome to boomerhood

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Life is a sandbox simulator where you are a randomly generated character. Whether you enjoy it or not is subjective experience alone. Objectively the good life is the one where you impregranate as much as women as possible to extend your race.

Only 3 years left for me. Oh, I'm not ready. I-I want 10 more years!

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Does that mean gay people are playing on hard mode?
Are sterile people playing on nightmare difficulty?

You have to be a virgin to be a Wizard
Yea Forums is normalfag central, the majority of people here have banged

Will you sell half of your remaining life for a good life of your expectation from today till your death?

Those are simply negative traits. Unlucky.

By a shitty cheap prepaid phone and stick to a shitty cheap plan and pay monthly instead of contract.
>never had a job
Lie nigga. Say you worked janitorial or some shit, get your parents, sibling, or friend to lie that they're your boss as a reference. It doesn't matter what just put it on a resume. Lie and say you went to college, there are plenty of "free" upgrading programs at college so it wouldn't be a lie to put it on a resume. Say you worked out of HS, started college.

A shitty job no one wants is your best bet as they'll higher anyone as long as they appear to want the job. If you can carry a convo you'll be easily hired. Apply for dishwashing, night shift stocker, or other crummy jobs. Look for "urgent" or listings online that have been up for longer then a few days.

Then once you get an interview research the fuck out of the company. When they ask you why you want to work for them say that you think it'd be a good place for building x skills for what you want to do in college. Again, lie. Build a story around yourself and fucking stick to it even if you have to lie through your teeth.

Welcome to the club. It's all uphill from here.

How can one remove or control ones sexual desire? How can one truly be happy alone ?

When you get to this age, you just need to fap twice a week (porn, fapping and sex in general loses half its appeal once the teenage sex hormones wear off).

>Implication is trannies deserve to be mugged
Hidden genius

just try to not get fat
once you get past 30ish getting fat is a point of no return for many
also take good care of your back
a bad back injury could legit be permanent
you can now shit on FPS games, though

Death.

all of this shit is just destraction so that you can loose all the energy that would allow you to hysterically panic in despair over this realization.

Have sex

Aging. I would like to die at a decent age of 50-60 even earlier but the phenomenon of aging terrifies me. Death is not so much horrible when compared to the unforgiving passage of time.

turning 29 in a month. i have been here for too long.

got everything other then a successful job. living on autism bux.

Happy birthday OP!

core millennial master race!

Happy b-day user.

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It's called the hedonic treadmill, makes it so people can never be satisfied or truly happy and always want more no matter how bad or good you have it.

Well user, did you get wizard powers?
Want to know if it is worth putting off sex till 30

Sometimes it feels good to be autistic, Most of that shit doesn't matter to me, Except family.

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>men don’t cheat

But boys do

How can you be scared of death in terms of concept? It is propably the most natural and logical thing in our lifes same as time flow that can't be reversed.

Thanks to them, you know everyone eventually dies and your actions always have consequences that cannot be fully reverted. In some sense this is beautiful, you have only one life and you should probably make the most from it.

That is why I don't really get suicidal people. Are they disillusional to not realise it, strong-willed to go against humans' nature or mentally weak to give up on themselves? Either way they are dumb.

>sex with girls
Why

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feels pretty fucking good man
youtube.com/watch?v=L5O6U2Gus_o

really nice how much this post triggered autistic losers. But losers will never win so world is OK. Eventually they all die and there will be successfull ubermensch on this world like me. Let the failed losers play their gayass gaymes and cry themself to sleep every night after they post some arrogant and overconfident lies here on Yea Forums

No one even cares about gaps in your resume anymore. You have no qualifications for any work other than what a teenager could get anyway. Get a job, save for a shitty car and either get a 2 year degree at your community college in something actually useful or go to a trade school and move on from there. Friendships as an adult are typically made in class or at your place of work

what is the most boomer music there is? metallica?

>past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing

"That age", is 30 OP

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>Not embracing boomerhood

Cunny is top tier. Penis is below that, and then roastie vaginas

AC/DC

I'll be a wizard in less than a month. Frankly at this age you shouldn't care about it anymore.

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>if you had sex

>

#167 gets it. Once you reach 30 you just have to stop caring and enjoy whatever life throws your way.

ill bet inside they wanted better than that for you though, user

I can tie it into vidya atleast, since I never have the drive to play it, how do I get that drive to do things, since one day in high school it just disappeared, and I haven't had motivation to do shit. like play VIDEO GAMES

So this is the circlejerk thread right?

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life can be unpredictable and when you have a family relying on you, it can be stressful no matter what. especially if a negative life event randomly happens and its up to you to make sure things keep going well for the family.

so, yeah, when you have the most important thing in the world resting on your shoulders... of course you can be stressed at times

>be me, 31
>spergiest of the spergs in the history of aspergers
>lost my virginity at 21 to a cougar at a music festival presumably cause my awkwardness was still "cute" at that young age

How do you guys do it, seriously? Granted I've only had sex with 3 people in my life and currently going through a 2 year dry spell that has no end on sight cause I've got the social skills of a spastic 15 year old kid (especially when it comes to women) while having the appearance of a 30 year old boomer, so I'm still pretty pathetic. But damn, how do you stay a virgin into your 30s unless it's by choice?

Legit question... is it a choice? Indifference? Maybe living in a place/town/city that makes it harder?

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also, kids in their 20s hate being called kids. do it often

I was late to the party but anons who are in trades, what do you do?

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they r soft, hav vagoos and smell nice. feeling loved by a beautiful girl is an awesome sensation
but it won't solve ur existencial issues for that matter

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Says the mobile posting redditor.

> no u
Pitiful

Because despite the meme being pushed that you should be fucking lots of people all the time. It's really only truly good if it's with someone you love.

29 soon.

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>tfw turning 30 next year
>people regularly and frequently confuse me for being a student at the school I work at
>acquaintances ask what college I go to and my major
>everyone thinks I'm 18 - 21
Takes the edge off a little, but not entirely.

If you really want to feel old, enroll at a community college. Nothing but 18 year olds everywhere.
>You're HOW old?
>"Like 7 years older than you, the fuck?"
>oh my goddd

Reminder that the 30 year old boomer meme first appeared (defined as: recogniseable image paired with "that 30 year old boomer who") turns 1 year old on the 25th.
Make sure you get him a case of Monster Zero Ultra!

sorry user, but that only works for chicks. as a male around 30, youre better off looking older

Autism retards aging a bit I've noticed

Still virgin and family hate my guts

>have a (somewhat) successful job

At least I have that I guess

This. Whack on a double breasted suit, a monocle and a cigar and girls will be crawling all over you.

as you can read from my post, I haven't fucked a lot of people. So I do agree with you it's way better in a relationship (third chick I had sex with was a one night stand and I did not enjoy it at all, while with the other two I tried to maintain some form of relationship).

depends. If by older you mean balding and with a dadbod, you'd be way better off looking like a college freshman.

>tomorrow hitler will turn 130

I'm not butt ugly and am not overweight, decently fit in fact (Have to return to military regularly).
Problem is I have never met anyone I'm interested in. I deal with girls all the time too, studied Business in Uni.
Not sure if its indifference or my standards are too high, but eh it really doesnt bother me anymore. Used to though.

Millenial to Early Zoomer was my jam.

>But it wasn't

Do you think he'll return to save us on his 130th birthday?

I was a pathetic unemployed Yea Forumsirgin like you lot years ago.
Now I'm married, have a good career and own a flat at 27.
git gud losers

why are small age differences such a big deal to people and why isn't age discrimination looked down on like racism and sexism is?

that didnt work out well for any older man i know, why would it for me?

Hitting your thirties must be quite liberating. You can finally no longer feel bogged down by all the expectations placed on you by everyone in your teens and twenties, and just waltz about as an apathetic slob.

Basically this. Us chads on here and our bloodline will live on. The virgins and incels will die out unless they improve themselves and become chad, which won't happen. All is right with the world.

I'd never admit this to anyone but i'm 25 this year but I still feel like I have the mental restraint and intelligence of a 15 year old.

>Robert Smith's depression prior to the recording of Disintegration gave way to the realization on his 29th birthday that he would turn 30 in one year. This realization was frightening to him, as he felt all the masterpieces in rock and roll had been completed well before the band members reached such an age. Smith consequently began to write music without the rest of the band. The material he had written instantly took a dismal, depressing form, which he credited to "the fact that I was gonna be thirty".

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Sounds like some major flaw that you're unaware of but everybody else is. To me, and this is just what it might be, your personality or face is probably generally ugly to most people. Both of those things are hard to work on...people don't really change! Sorry, that's just the way the world works.

What a whiny cunt lol

>Not sure if its indifference or my standards are too high, but eh it really doesnt bother me anymore. Used to though.

maybe a combination of the two. I just know that when I go through these nearly half a decade long dry spells and start becoming addicted to porn, it just makes things worse... it messes up with my standards and expectations further. Sometimes the loneliness and horniness gets to me and I get super depressed.

First girl I had sex with at 21, I kinda maintained a friends with benefits relationship with for a couple of years, but that stopped working out so

I had a nearly half a decade long dry spell until I met the second girl I had sex with in my late 20s. With her I tried to have a more serious relationship for nearly 2 years, but she still thought things were not moving at the pace she wanted and talked about having a baby already, so that didn't work out either.

Shortly after that I was depressed and had a 1 night stand that I did not enjoy it at all. Have had 1 or 2 more chances for 1 night stands since, but have passed on them. Now it's been a 2+ year long dry spell. Been on a handful of first dates here and there. All I want is a relationship that doesn't go from 0-60 in an instant, but it seems I missed out on the chance to have that by not having started harder to date when I was younger.

I'm sure most people feel this way. You change ten times more mentally and physically when you are 10-15 than when you are 15-25

Thanks, bitch. Now how about bending over to give me my present.

>always

>t's better to try and fail then to live the rest of your life wondering "what if
*coughs in college debt*

That doesn't really help me.

I hate the country I was born in, and I hate the west in general. I wanna get to japan and work for them, I don't mind slaving 14 hours a day if it's for a country and culture I respect. I have no redeeming skills so I don't know what I would do for them? Also I wasn't even born in an english speaking country so english teaching meme is out the window for me.

how do I cross the barrier

Embrace it. Embrace the sip. It is a comfy feel.
youtu.be/PaEFYHtXXkQ

Happy Birthday user.

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>i just turned 19 myself
Leave, newfaggot

>he is a creamy

Show us that tasty mixed milkshake skin mullato boy!

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Thanks for posting this user, I'm 24 and thought I was pathetic.

>no neetbux because fuck taking money from people when I'm not deserving of it
Except your parents, right? If you're not too good to live with your parents past 18, you're not too good for autismbux

Maybe, I'm semi anti-social and not a chad for sure, but its probably because im not actively looking around for people to date.
I got some numbers on dares but I was just too depressed in my early and mid 20's to go anywhere with them.

I wasn't even born then, faggot. Plus, why should I care about what some long-dead twat "thinks"? Get real.

I'm gonna be 30 in three and a half months. Done pretty much nothing. Whatever.

Mundane as fuck.

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youtube.com/watch?v=FBpSRByD0NE

I have nothing to offer anyone so I've always kept to myself. I "cope" by playing plenty of vidya and jacking off once a day.

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>Deep down I just wish that someone would help me for once.
I would say help yourself first, but you are clearly not capable to do so. Go beg your family for money and see a therapist. I can't even imagine what type of person would still be friends with a NEET for freaking 6 years, I don't think they can qualify as friends anymore.

If you gave up on life then it's fine, otherwise do something.

I never had sex and honestly i would rather live alone then with my family. Both of my parents became quite annoying. thankfully i might move out this year and have my own place next year.

I'm 30 too and this fucking monster energy boomer meme eventually managed to make me buy some. Well it was fun.

Add good health to that list and I'd agree.

Grazie Dotore

How are those hemorrhoids Yea Forums ? Mines hurt right now.

it's now a race of time. you dont wanna die alone OP.

maybe you should try what I did last year.
apply for a job on women rich workplace. even if you dont need job. girls there need money. youre bound to meet someone there.

Why is prep-h so useless? Hate the itching so bad.

and all that with the ego of a fucking douchebag, are you literally brian from FG.

>have sex
>willingly letting a succubus drain you of your wizard powers
ISHYGDDT

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that helps. HEY that's fine you can't do the thing you were clamouring about being the one best thing in the world. here, have this knock-off alternative that is NEVER the same!!! man up jesus you're acting like they're different

hobby. you mean like video games? the one hobby where the base actively excludes the other gender? right...

What ho, wizard! Might you cast us a spell?

I'm 25, never had sex or a girlfriend, work part time, live with my parents, and have no friends except one guy on Steam

welll shit. might as well kill myself right now then.

>28
>never had a girlfriend
>Virgin
>been in bed with girls 3 times but could never get it up

>turning 26
>still living with family, a family that historically sticks together in one house, that's now falling apart slowly and very painfully financially because of a myriad of issues I can't even begin to describe
>tried to get involved to fix said issues but they've made it clear by now that it's not something i can help
>can't stand being on sidelines either, has started fucking with me so far I might genuinely be losing my mind since I've started openly talking to the air to cope
>opportunity to move out is finally on the horizon and they all collectively support the decision for my sake, surprising since four years ago they would've all shit
>will finally be my own man, but a man who left behind the people that he loved yet couldn't help
Not much to do with my age I guess, I just wanted to vent. I mean I shouldn't be dealing with the sheer despair this shit is causing me this early in my life I guess? I wouldn't have minded continuing to live here if this shit wasn't happening, since they like me being around, but this shit is too much. Too much to elaborate on too, but trust me. You guys don't want any of what the fuck is going on here.

Tips on being alone?

>tfw going out with a physical therapist who has decent income and things are looking positive despite the fact she's 43 and I'm 21

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>35
>no gf
>no education
>dead end job
>no money to my name
>live with parents

I want it to end.

How did you get together? Did you initiate?

Just fuck a hooker and stop bitching about it.

This is my biggest fear, even if I do somehow get a girl in bed with me I’d be way too nervous to get hard.

>turned 19 yesterday
>still virgin
>no job
>depressed as fuck
>no interest in a college degree
>STILL VIRGIN
yep it's time to get the rope

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Yeah. Met her at a party and took her out avterwards. Despite the age gap it's no different than asking out a 25 year old

What spells did you unlock?

Being a boomer kicks ass
You have good taste, financial security, and get to dab on mad kiddies all day

Nice.

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make sure to milk her for everything to at least sustain yourself if she ever drops you

>19
You're still young, bud. You have plenty of time.

You were getting the rope one way or the other zoomer.

>only 19
Cmon mate, you’ve got no right to complain yet.

Life's not always about passing college/uni immediately. Alot of people go into courses and flunk out.

T. Went to college 3 seperate times, 3rd time was my well paying career

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>willingly letting a succubus drain you of your wizard powers
haha, yeah, who would even want that??

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>still a teen
what a shitty bait

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bad advice
love her and be the best boi toy you can be

Once a day? I live with my girlfriend and I still beat it 3 times a day in addition to sex.

>birthday today
>still have no friends to go out with
>family is non-existent
>just another day
haha

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what is the alternative?

life is not going to get any better, ask any user over 30, its just delaying the inevitable.

i fucking wish

The last time I celebrated my birthday was when I was 12 years old
It's honestly just downhill once you're an adult
most people over 30 just celebrate their milestones (40, 50, 60 etc..)

Don't listen to these retards. People will think you're a loser if you're a virgin at 19 in the real world.

Just go fuck a fat girl, they're always game

>life is not going to get any better, ask any user over 30, its just delaying the inevitable.
>over 30
see that's your fucking problem.
a lot of things can happen in 11 years but it's up to you whether or not it's good or bad

Happy b day user!

Fucking lmao are you kidding m8

I’m 30. 19 sucks ass. 30 is a hundred times better than nineteen because you have money and aren’t fucking retarded. No 19 year old has any clue how the world works or how to get what they want out of it. You get some grey in your beard and you wear out faster, everything else is better.

When nothing you ever do works out as you expect or wish it to be, what is the point in going forward? The definition of madness is doing the same thing but expecting different results.

Oh take care of your skin though. Start a skincare routine, wear sunscreen every day, drink water.

I'll turn 30 this year and I guess I'm getting to old for video games now.

It’s even fucking crazier to do nothing and expect change

Playing video games and fapping to 2d lolis forever! XD

Get a 2 year degree in electrical systems or something

Easy as pie and will vastly improve your quality of life, can always go get something more scholarly later with the dosh you rake in.

I'm not sure what is the fundamental factor, but the likelihood in the uncertainty of death that I may completely cease to exist is a deeply penetrating fear I've had ever since I could remember comprehending life and death (maybe age 7ish). When I lie in bed or take a shower and get lost in thought, my mind sometimes strays there and I will find myself yelling involuntarily, throwing my body around, and hyperventilating. But it's not like I can't calmly talk about it or think about it, and I take lots of time to reflect on my self and how I want to be happy with my limited time; at least half of the days of the week for a few minutes at least.