We post vidya characters who wear comfortable shorts

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I want to start wearing shorts to show off my legs but most shorts look awful...

Why does nu-Lara wear pants?
They're not easy to swim in and are uncomfortable wet.

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Women are stupid.

Fuck, you can tell they weren't planning on re-using this design, that's way too much shit to draw

If you're younger than 35 and wear cargo shorts you should reconsider life

Haruka's spats!

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It really doesn't make any sense for her to be wearing pants. Should a woman not be proud of their bodies? That seems to be the message

>tfw 34
I make more money than you, married, and have kids. I don’t give a shit, kid. Have sex.

>married
stopped reading there, enjoy divorce grandpa

enjoy alimony

>you'll never fuck a hole into them

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Fuck off, free the cargo shorts!

what is the cargo shorts of video games ?

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why are Americans so bad in dressing up

Fortnite

Lmao fuck carpenters I guess

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This may be you one day.

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What shorts are superior? Basketball shorts? Jean shorts? Get the fuck out of here.

linen shorts

Don't fags wear those?

>millennials are such failures that the moment they hear about marriage the first thing they think of is divorce

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at least he did arrive at his 30's, unlike you discord tranny

Nono, something that guys are attracted to but girls and fancy boys look down on.

I'm gonna wear cargo shorts when it's too hot outside for jeans and I don't give a fuck what you or your powerdyke twitter crush thinks about them, faggot

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Fags wear a lot of things user

yes most millennials and zoomers wear them

Is this the thread?

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GS Protag is my fashion design

I like that sword

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>discord tranny
Not even close.

Let's be honest tho, cargo shorts look like shit because they butcher your silhouette and make you look like you're wearing a diaper. But most of you niggers are fat fucks so it doesn't really matter, you'll look like shit anyways.

>Shorts + hoodie

Maximum comfy.

in high school and college 50% was an F.

What the fuck am i looking at?

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>capris

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What a goddamn clusterfuck.

>Pizzacutter sword
>Delicious pizza
Well at least it's consistent

I fucking love the cargo shorts meme.
Imagine some fucking perfectly built stallion of a man. 6'5", six pack, chiseled jaw and gorgeous face. Despite these godlike factors, he's a humble man who can make friends with anyone. He has numerous hobbies, interests, and has a six figure income. He wants nothing more than to support his loved ones and is eager to start a healthy relationship with someone. But the deal breaker is the fact that he wears cargo shorts. A shame, truly.

none of the incels here is a 6'5" stud

>he doesn't wear jeans on a hot day
Low Test

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>2 in the file name
Nigga you have two of the same images?

how goddamn new are you

>they go out on hot days

You do most field work in pants

>live in southern Florida
>wear pants in Summer
>die of heat stroke to assert dominance

sounds pretty based to me

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I'll fuck him and have his adopted babies

Nah, heat stroke is too average a death for Florida Man

They look retarded.
Wear pants like a real man.

This is still my first year on this site desu

then lurk more or go back

>Worry about fashion
>Like a real man

I already have the big titty gf, who the fuck do I have to impress?

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I want to kiss 9S's smooth legs!

Life just ain't fair.

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>Haha only losers wear cargo shorts
If you're attractive you can wear literally anything. If you're not you'll look ugly no matter what you wear. I don't understand. If you're unattractive chances are you don't give a fuck any way so why not be comfortable?

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Make it your last, fuck off desu senpai

I can't go back user
It's to late, I'm gonna die here

nah, cargo shorts are terrible. the pockets are unnecessary

lurk for at least 5 more before posting, newfag

This just sounds like an excuse for your poor fashion sense.

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The virgin neckbeard says unironically from his mother's basement while sucking on tendies

Dude in your pic is barely a 6.
He'd probably look better without those shitty cargon shorts

I'd rather be an ugly nigga that looks presentable rather than looking like a fucking slob

me too!

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The pockets are what make them so based. You can fit change in there, your phone, your keys, etc

Nice projection manchild

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fuck why is he so sexy

Came here hoping this was the first or second reply. Thank you.

God I love spats.

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>barely a six
who the fuck is a 10 on your scale, for reference?

ZERO doujinswhat the fuck japan

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Fuck you Gary Oak

I wish my shorts had knee-nickels

Him but without cargo shorts

What type of shorts do you wear, user?

was that sword even in the game?

Skintights like any respectable hetero male

Movie actors and top tier models.
8+/10 people IRL are rare as fuck.

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Everytime I see this image, it gets worse.

you sound like a woman

This dude is a living black pill.

it is incredibly ironic how rectally ruined all these cargo short wearing literal assburger spastics screech incel and have sex when they're called out
almost like the only people using those terms are larping gaytards

camo cargo shorts is a cute look.

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>nigger lips
OH NONONONO

>a literal nigger is his 10/10

great for tucking

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The only people using those words are the ones against cargo shorts.

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If you legitimately think some random negro with blue contacts and retard-tier tattoos on his face is top-tier, I don't even know what to say honestly

thats why he is only a C tier 3 star

>n-no u!

>This cope
Men can't rate other men for shit lmao.
Meeks is one of the most attractive men on the planet to women

>taking women opinion seriously
OH
NO
NO
NO

The majority of the thread is anons shitting on cargo shorts by calling people who wear them retarded faggot incel manchildren spastics, yourself included.

youtube.com/watch?v=84kwRRis844

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Literally the only time you saw the Judge Sword in FFTA (and maybe A2?) was a useless skill learned only by Bangaa Bishops

>Come in thread expecting loads and loads of shotas
>Only one guy posting shotas and everything else is lolis and gross old men

>to women
Wow, that's very interesting and matters a lot to me!

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I will double my efforts.

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>hey senpai, wanna play vidya at my house?

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Based.
You're doing God's work.

.

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Best def char

S-Sure

Ken is so adorable.
I wish he wasn't so hated.

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White race is dying
user comes and says he ia doing his part to save it
He receives nothing but contempt

Truly whites deserve to die

I'm not even white

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Real men dress well for themselves, not to impress roasties

He is actually really ugly

*slaps ass*

>tfw 36

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fuck off thot I want the qt shota

C O P E
O
P
E

you must fuck me to fuck him

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you underestimate the power of my boner

>wearing any shorts past the age of 4

*grabs asses*
*fondles 9s's balls*
*massages 2b's tits*

He got better in the other game

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I don't know about him, but that's a pretty sweet deal.

Sounds like a plan

With that?
Personally i think he’s ugly and totally not the one

yikes, quit your insignificant arguments and post cute vidya boys in shorts.

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Anons, stop wearing cargo shorts/pants. In fact, stop wearing shorts at all unless you're exercising.
You don't use all the pockets, and jeans and khaki pants are just as comfortable. All you're doing is signaling to everyone around you that you have no social awareness, and are likely autistic.

Alright

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kingdom hearts was a mistake

That's not KH, that's not even Nomura

Is it gay to wear spats in public as a boy? I have a pair but I don't want people to think I'm a fag...

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>I don't want people to think I'm a fag
this makes you a bigger fag than actually being a fag

I'd slap your ass if I saw you wearing spats user

If they took off everything except for the gauntlet, grimoire, beret, overalls, and the normal sword on his hip this would genuinely be a nice design.

SOULLESS

>stop wearing shorts at all
imagine being this small minded, oblivious, and retarded.

Some places get 80-90+ on the regular retard, and if you are outside walking a lot then pants don't cut it unless you want to have sweaty pits.

Anyone who actually defends cargo shorts because of all the pockets need to stop carrying so much shit around. If you can't fit everything you need in a pair of jeans, you gotta declutter. Or just wear a backpack ffs

I am a fag, I just don't want to broadcast it to the world.
That's sexual assault user.

Slim fitting shorts are fine if you're skinny

>That's sexual assault
It's not if you don't tell

the only time it isn't gay is if you're cycling.

actual beta

I would want to but probably wouldn't speak up because I'm meek.
I bike regularly, maybe I could pull it off.

>Some places get 80-90+ on the regular retard
Yeah, I've been to places like that in South America, and no one wears shorts because they're considered effeminate and childish (because they are). They also don't drop dead from heat stroke from wearing pants because they aren't 400 pounds.

I wonder how far would you let me go

Marriage does nothing to protect your race. marriage as a whole literally exists because of archaic government/religious meddling. Put your white dick in white women and fill them with white kids. You don't need a piece of paper and a chance to lose half your shit to make that work you retard.

Modern marriage is a fucking scam.

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This post makes me want to bend you over and mercilessly fuck your asshole

Please stop.

This is one of the most retarded posts on Yea Forums I've seen, which is saying something. On an average day in Florida you'll see most people wearing shorts. On Summer days you'll see fucking nobody wearing pants, and in the off chance you do, you can visibly see them suffering.

C'mon user, buddies have sex with each other all the time

Played him a lot only because of the cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirt skin.

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>signaling to everyone around you that you have no social awareness, and are likely autistic
Here's a hard pill for you to swallow my friend:
110% of people you see on the streets doesn't give a FUCK what kind of pants you're wearing. Not a single, tiniest piece of fuck. The amount of people who give a single tiny piece of FUCK about your brand jeans is in your tiny mind.

>black
>have jean shorts
>other blacks rag on me for wearing them and not gym/sports shorts
>others have jeans that they cut the legs off of

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It was an innocent question.

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Unnecessary if you work in an office maybe, great for carrying gloves or tools though. Maybe you just shouldn't be such a soft little faggot.

this post makes me want to bend you over, spread your cheeks, ram my fist up your asshole, claw at the sides of your lower intestine until i rip a hole in them, then use the hole to get a grip on your lower intestine, then yank your intestines out of your asshole and then keep pulling out your intestines like clowns pull endless chains of handkerchiefs out of their throats, and then I'll take your intestines while they are still attached to your asshole and wrap them around your neck and i'll take the excess and shove it down your throat and i'll push your jaws together to make you grind down your own intestine until you rip it and then I'll jump on your stomach pushing all the shit in your digestive system through that hole in your intestines and into your mouth.

What kind of homosexual cares what another man wears anyway? If you care how attractive another guy is, guess what that says about you. And if you care how attractive other men find you it says the same.

>friend gives me shit for wearing cargo shorts to a small get together
>meet him and some other friends for dinner literally the next day
>he shows up wearing cargo shorts

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You just cargopilled your mate

Don't worry user, I'll be gentle

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If you can't wear pants on a hot day without sobbing incontrollably like a woman, you're probably a Yankee and should move to a state more acclimated to pussies.

t. Texan who wears jeans in 110 degree weather at 98% humidity

Here's the actually hard pill to swallow.
When you enter they real working world, people do. Even on your days off. The fucking accounting firm I work for even advised as to always be presentable in public because we may accidentally run into our clients/other people in our field in our day to day lives.

Your resistance only makes my penis harder

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I've been molested before, it's not funny to joke about.

What Atlus mean by this?

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Florida is a special case. People there need to wear pants to not overheat from all the coke and meth in their systems.

not just the working world. people in your classes in college will judge you harshly. not at first, but once everyone starts forming friend groups and even cliques they will make fun of you if they can just to seem cool and funny to their friends.

based niggers jorts went out of style in the fucking 90s dumbass

better quality

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Alright fuck that, sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable, user

>pizzacutter sword
>normal, nonpizzacutter sword
my sides, every time

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Thanks man.

It's okay user, I love you, just be mindful of what you say to others.

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hot

Agreed, I just wish more anons would realize this instead of making their life harder so they can have pockets they'll never use.

lol just kidding. Get fucked nerd.

chinos dumbass

Fuck you nigger, don't impersonate me

fashion is cope. real men make sure their bodies are in tip top shape so that they look good in anything.

Fair enough. What if you're not a representative position in your company or going to college? Will the grocery store clerk give enough of a fuck to cast a curse on me if I go there with cargo shorts instead of my Levi's® jeans?

Dont pretend to be me asshole.

You're living in a box. If you're working in some office in a big city where appearances are important then obviously you wouldn't want to wear cargo pants/shorts.

But if you're a skilled tradesman then no one will judge you for wearing cargo pants.

Jokes on you faggot, I didn't use periods in any of my previous posts

>levis
you really don't know anything about anything do you? your tastes havent matured since high school, its embarassing

>muh wace!
lol shut up faggot. I don't owe you shit just because you happen to have the same skin color as me.

did you forget that people make fun of what other people are wearing at walmart all the time?

>shorts bad
>jeans bad
Fashion faggots are the fucking worst

>he wears shorts on a hot day
>not donning the superior kilt
shiggy

elaborate

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>your tastes havent matured since high school, its embarassing
your grammar hasn't matured since high school, apparently

>levis bad
>means all jeans bad
holy fuck user just stop

Don't impose your shitty lifestyle on others. Not everyone wants to live in a crowded city and slowly lose their mind from endless concrete and exhaust fumes. Enjoy your fluorescent hellscape.

That just makes it hilarious.

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>sh-shit, better make a vague grammar snark so i dont look completely retarded
cope

Lived here for 22 years. Also you're really cool user, I'm gonna continue wearing shorts after a week of 100+ degree weather and thinking of you as a fag.

>you really don't know anything about anything do you?
I don't, that's why I'm asking all these questions
>your tastes havent matured since high school, its embarassing
My country doesn't really have anything equivalent to the american high school

since you obviously thought this was some hella epic gotcha, or even relevant, it seems like you already lost your mind

That handle looks really uncomfortable to hold on to.

Cargo shorts are proper field attire in my line of work. Plenty of pockets for carrying tools and samples.

Can't be too expensive.

Maybe I'm just not custom to city life but I can't fathom someone caring about what fucking BRAND of clothes I'm wearing. Who the fuck is so invested in someone's clothes that they judge based on the company label, Jesus Christ.

That's what backpacks are for, user

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She's exploring. That's not field work.
Free the female body!

>"hey could you pass me a knife? Need to cut open a tube of caulk"
>"sure man let me pull it out of my backpack"

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A guy I know touched and groped me and made me touch him. I kept asking him to stop and I think he felt bad, so it stopped before things went too far.

This is you yes? That was rhetorical of course. So my statement stands, I have you pegged and you know it.

>models
Models are usually ugly as fuck and only hired because they look unique or have the right body type. That includes that nigger

t. literal faggot who knows what attractive men look like

You can fit a knife in any kind of pants nigger

what are you even trying to say and why did you relpy to me?

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C'mon dude.

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Right, because I want to take off my backpack every single time I want to pull out my rock hammer or acid.

Bitch you can't stop me from going to a restaurant wearing carhartts, work boots and hickory shirts

touch where?

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But user my pockets are already full, my phone, wallet, keys and tape measure already occupy them. If only I had extra pockets for this occasion.

He was touching my thighs, butt and I think he may have touched my dick. He put my hand on his and it was sticky and wet with precum.

These negroes unironically erping on Yea Forums's videogame board

interesting

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It's too hot for me in Florida to where anything besides cargo shorts most of the time

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You should insulate from hot weather just like cold. Pants are fine if they aren’t made from synthetic plastic shit. White wool or cotton. Even Sahara negras knows that.

Why do people hate cargo shorts now?

They usually do worse things on April 1st.

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niggas in this thread be like

florida is the australia of the us

I don't know :(

Hemp clothing would unironically be a superior alternative in warm weather

Maybe if you marry a whore but I’ve known my wife since I was 15, we went to church together too. Not everyone is a retard loser like you user.

wrong. "sahara negras" cover their whole bodies to protect from the sun. If the weather is hot in general, shorts > pants

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A twitter roastie made fun of them.

Need help looking for the name of shorts.
It looks a little like this It's longer than the knee, but doesn't quite reach the ankle.
i thought it was cargo shorts , but cargo shorts seems to be higher than the knee.
And they have no buttons / zips, just strings on the waist.

you are either a nigger or a chollo

They wear several layers of fabric to insulate from the extreme ambient temperature, not just to protect from the sun.

>not Hilda
You fucked up. You had no right fucking up this hard. Correct yourself.

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Lesion is partially based on this guy

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This isn't ERP, it's something that happened to me in real life. If I was pretending, things would be a bit more exaggerated and illogical.

eh... neither,
i just like how it's so loose and comfy to wear.
Even though it's not as huge and loose as what those niggers are wearing.
And i'm chink from south east asia.

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im here to wear jorts and destroy D.C.

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Zeke was a based fatfuck

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