Why does Days Gone look so wholesome

>basically a pic from Nate & Elena's wedding

WHY.JPG

Dude what the fuck is he wearing to a wedding. Only Hulk Hogan can pull off the dress bandana and please at least don't roll up your sleeves jesus

This literally already happened though

I don't get it. Is this a videogame?

Wouldn't it be funny if we turned all our couples into Drake and Elena??
HA HA.

If one of them was black, no one would say this

What is he saying?

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Pretty much, yeah. They’ve spent most of their time fellating themselves over the God of War 4 anniversary (with good reason, admittedly), and I haven’t seen squat about this game. It might have good writing, who knows, but zombies are fucking uninteresting at this point.

>Wearing a baseball cap to your fucking wedding

Was the Dev's goal for the protagonist to make a white trash retard? It's more than just "on the nose"

>open world zombie game with crafting #51398571309513

Why not?

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He needs to cover up the FUCK NIGGERS tattoo on his forehead

> you two look like a lasting couple. Unlike those coloreds that were in here last weekend. Fucking savages...now where was I? Ah yes, blessed be the lord...

This, why the fuck do amerilards love ruining their skin with tacky ass fuck tattoos

Sup Sony.

do you like my bolo tie

>AAA Open World Zombie game about a man trying to find his love

It's either generic or comfy depending on who you are

>game where you play as white trash degen
YIKES

Something something jews.

If my husband came to our wedding with a fucking vest and baseball cap I'd tell him to walk out and try again.

Pete/MJ > Jak/Kiera > Nate/Elena > Deacon Sarah > Ratchet/Tawlyn
youtube.com/watch?v=l1bNHtnbvU8

youtu.be/S1EqciwkyJU

Tell me this trailer isn't kino

>Tats and Backwards hat at wedding
>Wholesome
Jesus the bar has lowered these days

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Bunch of angry Californians ITT

check'em

>two white people getting married in any form of media in 2019
fake

If Nate and Elena had a third of their IQ and no class whatsoever.

Dead Don't Ride was a better title.

>doesn't even bother dressing up
fuck, what a scumbag

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>backwards hat and le biker vest at wedding
Absolutely disgraceful

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She got the dress so she's taking it seriously despite the trashy tattoos, he couldn't get a tux and take his stupid fucking hat off for one day?

>WMWF Christian marriage
this is NOT okay

What's the game play like?

that's what i meant
like she's dressed up and he's wearing a fucking denim vest

Sheesh, what a cunt.

I agree. It should have been WMBW.

This
It's on Espn during their talk shows too. Lot of guys here probably dont see the tv ads since most people dont have cable anymore

>0:30
Out of all the changes, I prefer this the best.
youtube.com/watch?v=vG3WK6o6Z9Q

Like every other brainless open world AAA third person shooter on the market.

Hahahha, that's what a girl would say for sure. Sadly, you're posting in this shithole, so your post is invalid

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That's right, NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED
ha ha

This seems like devs trying to appeal to what they think middle America is.