What are some annoying enemies in vidya?

Cliff Racers are actually the worst.

Cliff racer, morrowind

Are those bugs having sex?

It's that time of the year

I used to pretend I was a Pokemon trainer but I was going around and catching these instead. They never really fly away and just crawl right on your finger.
Now they just annoy the shit out of me.

Mudcrabs

i stuck with that dream and now i major in entomology.
every summer its like im playing pokemon irl

I didn't find out that your insight level relates to how fast they getcha til after I was done with the game
I was running around the nightmare with 80 insight getting absolutely destroyed by these fags

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>tfw Florida
I fucking hate lovebug season

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

I hate it when they show up in my part of Texas.
>clean car
>drive on the highway
>got to clean car again
>repeat again daily all week

They're just natural bugs by the way. Being created by people to kill mosquitoes was just made up.

Never seen a lovebug, but FUCK these things. Can't have long hair during summer because they'll fucking get caught in it like assholes.

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Watch this...

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This. They're pretty harmless too. We just fly around.

I kill those fuckers on sight.
What do they do?

What are some retarded enemies in vidya?

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Nothing really. There's just a shit ton of them everywhere for a few weeks.

they only come out at dusk and night so unless your on a porch all night near a light like a fucking porch monkey then you shouldnt have had that problem you neanderthal

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...Hanging out on the porch drinking and having a laugh is limited to retards?

Why are these things so prevalent in the Midwest? I hate it here.

I absolutely hate how these things sound when they fly, startles the fuck out of me

Their cum can peel paint off cars and houses

>What do they do?
They appear fucking everywhere and WILL completely coat your car in their smashed corpses

You can't leave that shit on there too long since it messes with the paint so if you want to drive anywhere you have to constantly wash it

They're kinda like cicadas where every few years they come out to fuck. And like one of those flamboyant gay couples they do that shit everywhere, so you end up with bugs on your windshield every day, navigating public areas is annoying if you have to cross a love-bug orgy section. It's just a major nuisance.

Now this is some ptsd inducing shit. Back when I lived in Louisianna every summer these things would cover the streets in biblical proportions. You cpuld offer me 10 grand right now for an all expense paid trip just to set foot there and I wouldn't take you up ob the offer.

yes because its obnoxious and is low class to do that outdoors of ones own home. if anything it's rude to guests who show up for the reason you aren't inviting them into your house to drink and have a few laughs you savage

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>people still bitch about lovebugs
get the fuck over it, its not that bad.

Go outside faggot

I always thought those were cockroaches and they're usually dead or almost dead and I don't why

m8 you need some friends to have a laugh with. I'll be your friend. You live in SoCal?

I'm a Floridaman and I need friends.

>have multiple spiders in my house
Get fucked, bitch.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>not keeping spiders in your walls to take care of bugs like bedbugs

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Floridian here, born and raised.
The weak should fear the strong.

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*flips over onto carapace and desperately tries to turn back over*

Nobody said OP's pic was dragonflies you stupid retard

>palmetto bugs are coming out again
>one fell on my head when i went outside
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tfw you have a spider next to your bathroom mirror. Such a nice girl she is, hope to see her again this year!

They physically connect themselves together, and clumsily fly around attached like they are in the pic. Harmless to people, but their little bodies consist entirely of paint-stripping semen.

read the post I replied to.

Prove it, send pics of your cocaine.

>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck these autistic bugs

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And the post you replied to never implied the OPs pic was dragonflies either, nigger.

please take me with you user

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>Last year, demoing the bathroom in our house
>Pull the toilet up
>Suddenly a dozen big palmetto bugs start crawling out and scattering everywhere
>Freak the fuck out and start killing them as fast as we can
>Stuff the pipe with something to clog it
>They start coming out of the pipes that was connected to the sink
Fucking Florida, man.

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Thats fair

Did you know that if you do the "make contact" gesture, they stop being aggro'd? You'll still receive frenzy though.

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>leaves webs everywhere
FUCK YOU

He said when he was a child, he called lovebugs double dragonflies. so I'm confused how you think he meant anything other than that.

Nice giraffe bird

There's something satisfying watching these fuckers go for the Terro baits and drowning in it

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what the fuck are they doing?

Why off-topic threads are the best thread on Yea Forums?

Fuck you I love cicadas.

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>go to bed at ten
>have exam at seven, have to wake up at four am
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
These, along with mosquitoes and spiders are reason for my belief that god is a dick

having sex

Wow no I did not. I feel like there will always be some new detail in that game for me to learn

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*blocks your path*
So I heard you want to go outside and do something? Well, too bad!

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>killing insects for anything other than scientific research

Getting ready to fly in front of your car in the truckloads

Floridians are the strongest Americans

is there a name for that position in the kama sutra?