like he'd be good at sucking dick right?
Is kirby gay?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lucas Moore
Isaiah Williams
No, he would vore the entire person. As someone who has stuck their dick down a vacuum cleaner it’s not a good thing
Aiden Lopez
I've seen enough Kirby/Meta Knight fanart to question it.
Owen Collins
Kirby sucking your dick is the equivalent of a black hole portal to another dimension forcing itself upon your genitals.
You would implode through your cock into the cold void of space and die.
Jonathan Campbell
But would my sperm create the big bang thus make the universe my child?
Justin Ross
There's already stars and shit in there.
along with entire nations of living things capable of surviving space with ease floating around in the endless nothing for the rest of their natural lifespan
Carter Young
Yes it would cause the big bang
Evan Hall
no, but i bet you'd be good at sucking cock, you dumbass namefag
Hudson Morales
I'd rather have all the borbfuckers and other degenerates make a Kirby thread instead of this.
Henry Myers
I want to fuck that thing... where do i put my dick in though?
Isaiah Sanchez
Susie may not have legs but I'm pretty sure she'd still have a hole down there. Just flip her on her back, pull back the skirt and get cracking.
Caleb Cruz
Someone post it
You know what
Matthew Ward
It better be less cringeworthy than the OP.
Jack Howard
God I wish that was me
Julian Richardson
Sebastian Miller
No, he's not gay
Eli Collins
Guess my fetish and i will
Gabriel Lee
Waddling Head or Spheres
Kevin Gutierrez
No
Jack Miller
Kirby sucking your dick wouldn't feel good. Stop seeking greater pleasures and be happy with what you have.
William Smith
What makes you say that
Xavier Brooks
Fuck it, NOW I'm interested. Post it.