Do you donate to a videogame streamer?

I never give money to anyone who's better off than me.

>tfw over the last 2 years I have already given about $3000 (three thousand dollars) to Lirik

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If I lived alone I would just start streaming whenever I was playing vidya, worst case scenario nobody shows up and I'm exactly where I'm at now, best case scenario random fags start watching my shit and giving me money for absolutely fuckall

>Fine if it's a hot chick
No, that's even more pathetic.
If it's a guy they're just lonely people who want a friend.
If it's a girl then they're a horny loser thinking with their dick AND is lonely.

every month, like most millennials and zoomers

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no but I subscribe to caleb because it's free with prime anyway

You gonna kill yourself soon?

Why?

I donate to SFM artists as I need to fap to vidya women to fall asleep.

Why don't you save up for a few days
then buy a rope and hang yourself?

You do know that he looks don on you? You will never be friends, and he's disgusted by you.

This is what they think about paypigs

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Of course I do, it feels pretty good when they say your name.

>The streamer is actually a millionaire before stream and have nothing better to do
>They become popular and donate the money that is given to them to charity

>$825 rent
Flyover state?

Summit is an actual millionaire and shows his sub count where you can see he makes like 200k a month what is wrong with this guy

He is so rich and successful, I want to reward him for that by making him richer.

I don't believe it.
I have never ever heard of a person actually donating like this. Only online have i seen claims of this.

>This is the kind of people you argue with in this site
I hope you die
I hope you die alone, I hope your entire fucking family dies and no trace of your DNA is ever present in the genes pool.
I fucking hate you, go hang yourself, you useless, piece of shit.
You are fucking useless, nobody should ever be this stupid but here you are.
Streamers are not your friends, but you will never understand that because you failed at the most simple shit every single fucking human has done since day 1. Social interaction.
Go fucking die, go do it already, just buy yourself a rope and hang yourself.

>You do know that he looks don on you? You will never be friends, and he's disgusted by you.
Too real, in high school this kid used to give me his lunch in exchange for letting him sit with me. I thought, and still do think very lowly of him.

I can't even be mad at shit like this. There have and will ALWAYS be simp, cuck retards who gladly give away money, property, time, or even their life to people who don't deserve or need it. Don't blame the snake for sitting in your garage, blame the rats who give it a reason to be there.

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>Getting mad at paypigs
>Not carving out your own niche and getting paid to do it.
This is why you virgins are cringy, you bitch, but have 0 money making senses

Why?

>donations

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Taking advantage of the mentally ill and sad is immoral.

>You will never have a high paying meme-tier job
Most of you hate this internet job shit, but I am genuinely jealous.

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post the picture of the paypig that found out her egf had a husband

I know that he will never be my friend, I will always be nothing compared to him, I just want to make sure he can live his wealthy lifestyle until the end of time.

Morals won't pay for that new GPU, retard.

>Being this mad over voluntary donation
Commies are so fucking disgusting

Is that the guy?

Why is white-knighting accepted today? I remember that term being thrown left and right but ever since twitchwhores, it seems okay to throw money at someone in a computer.

You are free to do whatever you want with your money, but you sure know how to find the dumbest ways to spend it. Why do you just give it away? Why do you even spend time watching other people play video games?

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>This is your brain on 40IQ

This transcends cringe and evolves into earth shattering sadness.
Please delete this OP, its making me morbidly depressed because it reminds me of what a pathetic fucking loser I am and I don't even know why considering im not that guy.

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>$100 bomb
>$100
Get a load of this poorfag.

You're missing the point. Thinking with your dick is an understandable motivation that every guy can empathize with. But donating your hard earned money to jackass, dime-a-dozen male streamers and acting like they're your friends? It's baffling.

>liriks own brother said on stream a few years ago that lirik used to grab cats by the tail and throw them as far as he could

>OMG PLS TAKE MY MONEY LIRIK!

I'm a relatively large streamer I get a few grand in donations a week. One time this kid donated to me. It was only $5 but he messaged me saying that he made a mistake and that if I could please refund him because his dad is really mad at him and when is Dad gets mad he gets hurt. I got to tell you I didn't refund him because sometimes you got to learn from your mistakes

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Bait cant get more obvious guys just stop feeling him.

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For babysitting the kids you don't have?

>people donating to churches
>totally ok
>people donating to content creators they enjoy watching in their spare time
>totally not ok

why lirik of all people? he already makes a shit ton of money

That'd be my guess as like the cheapest studio I've ever seen here in San Diego is like 1200/mo

>"Hey (streamer), my mom just died an hour ago. Here's $150 for making me feel better."

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>This is your brain on welfare
Keep seething NEETFag

Good job.

Because it's the age of "empowered women" where we're no longer allowed to shit on whores but praise and yass queen them.

I actually do have kids ... well my wife and her boyfriend do.

people are cattle that should be exploited because they allow themselves to be

brb gonna start a twitch channel

Very very few streamers have created anything of value

Probably his weekly paycheck.

>Can't muster the social skills for FREE MONEY
Yeah, I'm sure you just choose not to, instead of being incapable of it

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This might be the one thing worse than cuckoldry. It's so pathetic I can't even find words.

>If someone's not retarded with money, that means he's on welfare!
Again, 40IQ, good job, you stupid inbred monkey.

No but I personally subscribe to 2 relatively small streamers. one approaching a year streak, the other 15 months.

what about you guys?

>content creators
It's a meme word. Even if it wasn't, this should not be to people who need to put at least a little effort into what they do. Making music, editing movies or shorts, drawing stuff, falls into this category. Playing games in front of a webcam does not.
Fuck you.

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>If it's a guy they're just lonely people who want a friend.
I have a friend like this. It kinda breaks my heart because I can easily relate to being lonely but at the same time, I feel like he just needs to get out more and make friends because we have little in common anyway.

Watching others play games instead of playing yourself is already cuckoldry.

Please post more bait it's hillarious

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Did someone say brotherman?
youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

>It takes no effort
>But I can't do it

>Be the top donator of that month for this particular streamer
>She's playing Red Dead 2 Online
>Occasionally ask her on Discord and donations during the lead up to the Online launch if I can join her posse
>Online finally rolls out
>She has no room in the posse, it is composed entirely of her mods
>Feel like I've just been punched in the balls with the power of 13 suns

Needless to say I dropped the bitch after she thought she could walk all over me like I'm some cashcow, I've not looked at her stream since, removed it from my bookmarks and I've moved on to another girl who is a smaller streamer and who I make feel cherished as I'm one of her only regular donators and we chat on Discord every other day. I think I've made it, guys.

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>what’s the difference between a religion that envelopes your soul, body and mind and has been taught for generations giving you hope and faith. And someone playing games on a pc with a camera that you find fun
??

>treating twitch streamers like you actually know them and are friends when in reality they couldn't give 2 (two) shits about you
first mistake there

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Everyone's blaming the donator, not the streamer, faggot. We are intellectually superior so we don't donate to streamers. Who even watches them?

i usually donate about ~100 to ~200 a week. it's so awesome to see my name get called out on front of the whole crowd. i don't mind paying for good content especially if the streamer is a bro.

None of you fucks could be entertaining for 6 minutes let alone 6 hours a day to be a successful enough streamer and even get a donation

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No my ethical ways of making money will though.
These are adult men donating to twitch streamers so it's hard to feel bad for them because you view it as their fault, but imagine if you found out someone was taking 50+% of your grandmother who you haven't talked to in too long's money in exchange for pretending to be her friend, and he calls her a dumb bitch behind her back.
Wouldn't that make you sad to think about?

Why complain about free money.
Who gives a fuck if some idiot is getting scammed or some rich fuck thinks the entertainment is worth money?

4 million views when?

Twitch is a friend simulator, what else did you expect?

end your life

is this pasta?

>a religion that envelopes your soul, body and mind and has been taught for generations giving you hope and faith
>but only if you donate money!
pls no

But user, you are a cashcow.
Nobody cares about you, they are just there for your money.
You have no value.
I hope this is pasta

Why the fuck would I pay for something I already get for free?
I am considering ponying up for the saltybet Illuminati though, but that's not quite the same as this shittery

based and abusepilled

it takes some mental energy and wake up almost everyday to play a video game in front of hundreds of retards that comment all of your actions, even so if you are actually doing something other than casual gaming(speedruns, marathons, no hit runs), also, most streamers I know take 1 day off every week and have a fixed schedule of like 8-10 hours, it can really take its toll on you

The vast majority of streams aren't entertaining and get by on simply interacting with their chat.

Yw brudda

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I didn't know so many people were so socially mangled that the only "friends" they have are the ones they throw hundreds at.
It's so odd, is there a term for this? It's too common to be autism.

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>like I'm some cashcow,
>like
You mean "because".

I think it's depressing people need to give money to someone who o ly acknowledges them for the five seconds afterward.
However I can't be mad at people who stream vidya for money because you're a lying faggot if you never had the dream of video game testing / playing games for money and that's what these guys are doing. Don't be salty.

Its actually really interesting.
One half of me feels sorry for him because he's clearly a lonely guy who probably doesn't have that much going on in his social life.
But then the other part of me has a disgusting hatred of just how sad and needy he comes off as and wants him to actually grow some self respect for himself to not act like such a faggot.
>literally giving $100 to some random shmuck you've never met on the internet
>and then giving them another 20 when they dont acknowledge you

>there are people viewing this thread RIGHT NOW that are pathetic enough to have donated to streamers

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>They're not entertaining but they entertain people

If you were going to blow your money on video games why didn't you go to the arcade the new House of the Dead just dropped.

Does my free twitch prime sub count?

>streaming
>content creator
I'm fine with people supporting their favorite Jewtubers, because some of them actually put it a lot of work to create their videos.

Sitting at a computer for 8 hours a day playing video games while saying "WOAH DUDE THAT WAS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FUCKING GU--- Oh hey thanks, DaRkLoRd_Ben2009 for the $10!" isn't content.

You learned nothing. I am so happy.

I'm just curious as to what sort of job these people have. Not because of how much they can donate. They're just so weak minded to believe that they can get attention from the character the streamer is playing by constantly giving them money. It can't be a job worth talking about.

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so what's stopping you from making $10k a month?

I donated 2 dollars to some nobody on youtube to apologize for slavery last feb

>grandmother who you haven't talked to in too long'

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The best states.

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Prove it faggot

All the actual super rich streamers have basically 0 personality but were there first and good at FPS its too late for you

>donating to millionare streamers
>not at least donating to 10 viewer steamers

i spend most of my time sick in bed otherwise i'd be too busy with a normal job to do it.

Find me a single piece of scripture in anything but the Hebrew bible that mentions having to pay money to be a devout follower. Not JC's fault that humans are trying to cuck eachother out of money in the name of faith.

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100% that guy in op's pic is a mcdonalds wagie. "$100 bomb" is not a term used by someone who'se used to make large amounts of cash

Don't you mean the person tipping? I would be proud if my kid was charismatic enough to make money entertaining kids and making money that easy.

I've only ever donated to a streamer once, but he was walking around LA with a speaker reading off Text To Speech donations so I just fucking had to get an Alabama Nigger in there

I don't give a shit if it's "time and life consuming" you fucking faggots. You're not creating anything, you're just chatting with your online friends but you're the only one that has a webcam. It's not "content creation".

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>i spend most of my time sick in bed
a donation goldmine

Well said

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>donating to streamers instead of buying their novels on amazon
ishygddt

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I donated maybe $10-20 to cr1tikal on YouTube before he became a facecamming twitch slut.

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>that guy that divides his paycheck into thirds
>one for streamers, one for gacha and one for his e-GF

tell me what you really think about your donators

no need to, i agreed

Cattle was referring to the tipper

>Crowd funding trash that usually I know in Summits case hes atleast good at games he plays is usually trash so they can live without working a day in their lives.

No and I find it fucking weird people give to DSP unironically to the point he can fuck up so badly and still manage. You must be a boring pos with no hobbies or stupid and not help those close to you to do so. If you fail to survive off ad's/sponsors alone you aren't a good entertainer.

>envelopes your soul, body and mind and has been taught for generations giving you hope and faith

Alright let's tone it down it's mainly charity work with some cool props at this point

what does he eat?

would anyone here drop some change to a busker on the street?

e-pussy

Not him, but free money is groovy baby.
Not going to spend my time sucking their dick, but I don't hate them unless they're on some creepy ass shit

Why not give that money to a hobo so he can buy booze or heroin?

Menial wageslave jobs like low-intensity manual labor, gas station cashier, or something.

I donated $5 to a twitch streamer, but I only did it because the poor guy was in a wheel chair and said his apartment got robbed recently.

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dont see what hte obsession is with a lot of these popular streamers either. wet pape bag tier personalities
summit, lirik, shroud, etc
atleast the dr disrespect guy has some good production and can put on a show. still wont ever donate tho

Only streamer worth donating to: youtube.com/watch?v=R5UXi9ptxY0

Ehh, I donate to the ones I watch a lot for speedrunning tips. I’ll throw nakedeli 20 or so here and there. He has REALLY useful tutorials and tips so I want to support him continuing to make content

I played with this girl a few times in CSgo and rocket league, she was really good, global in CSGO etc. I just had to leave the channel in disgust seeing how men in the channel were treating her - it felt like a fake circus.

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>Internet $20
fucking where?
>House cleaner $30
as in a service? what? no fucking way

was he in the wheelchair because of the robbery?

he tricked you lol

Stop trying to justify this. Giving money to anyone especially women is cancer.

i admit, i payed a camgirl to talk to me in private, then masturbate for me while saying my name

it was the lowest point in my life

idiots, we need a lot more of them though

capitalism does not necessarily reward strength of character

Depends on how talented they are.
Some guy busting out basic open chords and out of tune singing is a nope but if they are doing some nice classical playing or are working on a nice piece of art, then sure.

>tfw was paying 1400 for an apartment in San Diego
>Next lease renewal they bumped it up to 1800

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Imagine putting pussy on a pedestal this bad

No but he got robbed because he was in a wheelchair

>People give to autistic usually mediocre at games lolsorandumb "E-celeb"
>He says their name they somehow feel special off this.
>Retarded E-celeb gets a god complex
>Person/people who no long give anymore mean nothing to him because its empty feed my im special complex time
>Get banned if they say something "negative" and its like they never gave/mattered to them.

DSP is the perfect example but this is pretty much the norm. You mean nothing to these people. They won't be thinking about the dude who dropped 100 on them outside of the moment it happens. You aren't a special thought you are a "paypig". If these people had to compete with real entertainers/shows that get cancelled off one season of mediocre ratings they would fall flat and die during the "pilot".

At first I felt guilty but now it's just emotionless. I don't even really use the account with the money that much. Just kinda sits there. I find them idk a bit odd but maybe they enjoy the kinda debt slave kink stuff

I idge don't understand why you people do this

It is now.

are you even female, why the fuck are they donating to you

>Work hatred infesting high-mid physical intensity jobs around shit customers and unloading trucks/working palettes of shit.

I would never give any of these twig armed fucks a single cent I've earned. Especially when they call shit they fell into because of weak willed cult following retards "hard work". Im not going to act like id work if I got free money but im not going to give free money to shit that isn't work.

Somebody gave that /pol/ mutt girl with big tits 30k once
>tfw not born on easy mode

I glad I live in the middle of no where and "own" my own house. The only thing I get cucked out of is having to drive 20 miles to the nearest town and internet costs at least 40% more than in the city for the same speeds. Also who eats $400 a month in food?

>is there a term for this? It's too common to be autism.
It's called capitalism

Explain to me what's the appeal of watching someone else play a videogame.

It's called the crushing weight of industrial, capitalist, cosmopolitan living. Kids grow up raised by youtube and television with shit/no parental figures, spend all day being mentally raped with advertisements for junk food and useless electronics, are taught nothing of value in school but to follow rules, and then are prodded to dive headfirst with no real direction or forethought into untenable college debt and advised to work some shit minimum wage job with no vacation time, benefits, and a skewed work:pay ratio. If you don't follow this path or stop to look around and question the ridiculous order of things you're lambasted for being a freak. We unironically live in a society.

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It you donate you can make my stream say sound clips of me

It's the same appeal as discussing video games on a basket weaving forum.

What the fuck do churches create then? They just talk at you and aren't even friendly or funny.

are you sure her boyfriend isnt playing for her like in overwatch? :^)

AHAHAHA OH NO NO NO HE FELL FOR IT

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Zoomers grew up watching too much porn and went from watching people fuck to watching people play video games to watching people react to some inane shit.

At least you paid a whore for an actual service you received.

You're still pathetic, but still not as pathetic as a Twitch donator.

Watching someone do something better than I can do it is a good way to learn how to do said thing better.

Anyone else unironically watch ASMR streams? I have one in the background right now.

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A fool and his money are easily parted.

I enjoy watching no glitch speedruns mostly for strategies on how to do shit and apply it to how I play. Or fighting game/arena shooter competitive players/matches to again learn and apply shit to myself.

Otherwise I revel in the misery of DSP/LTG but mostly through third party videos where I end up giving them not even a single view. I cannot fathom watching even more chill players like Aris because he just spouts catch phrases well stupid donations come in constantly and he plays a game half assed unless its Tekken.

She was playing it herself. Didn't have a boyfriend when I was playing a few games with her, I didnt even donate her channel was that small and I wanted to get rating boosted.

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I love this though, imagine have such a low opinion of yourself you throw away 100$ (probably every week) just for the cunt to fucking acknowledge your existence

Background noise OR to hear other people talk about a game you like when you don't know anyone in real life who has played it as well, plus if they're a big fan of it, you usually end up learning something you didn't before.
Behind the scenes documentaries for horror movies are also great for this and are actually quite interesting with the older practical effects.

Explain to me the appeal of watching someone play a sport

youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

Are you fucking retarded? Who the fuck mentioned churches? People donated to restore Notre Dame because it's a historical piece of architecture you gigantic, massive, COLOSSAL AUTIST.

WHY IS Yea Forums SO FUCKING RETARDED ALL THE TIME I HATE YOU ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I thought of this guy as soon as I read wheelchair

I play rain videos on youtube while I sleep. That's the closest I get to it.
I fail to see how ASMR is effective when it's interspersed with "thanks xxMikeyOnTwitch1984 for that $5 donation - I really appreciate it" whispers.

are you one of those that only watch women asmr?
that's not asmr, that's just being lonely

Notre Damn your mad

it's a classic

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I only ever did this when I was a severely depressed NEET trying to make the day go by faster so I assume many others are in that boat

I don't put up a dono link when I stream because I don't want some faggot doing a chargeback and making me pay the fees
fuck that shit, small streamers who have a dono link are playing with fire

>Who the fuck mentioned churches?
The first post in the chain, dumbass. Learn to read. Imagine making this much of a fucking fool of yourself.
Faggot. I'm gonna screencap so you can't even delete your retardation.

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No it's not since I only listen anyway. Besides who the fuck wants to watch male ASMR? Their hands are way too rough to create such soothing sounds.

Twitch gave me some bits once so I gave them so a random kid with like 6 viewers thay somehow could receive bits already

When you break it down into its base components, it's almost the same thing.

It's disgusting in all cases.

his tekken is pretty shit these days too

I'm gonna go see if I can trick people with this on social media this is amazing

ok user

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>Just got off work so you can get your cut

this dude has some sort of faggot deviant fetish for giving other people money right? i simply cannot imagine saying that sentence without a hint of sarcasm or irony, i want to see the face of this beast because i know it would immediately validate his actions

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For moments like this.

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I donated 2 bucks to Jim and he didn't even read my chat

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Why dont these people like save their money you never know what life has in store you could get hit by a tornado catch AIDS I mean I hope you have a backup plan.

ITT poor fags
must suck being cucked by your jew overlords.
but hey at least the good goy points on your credit score looks good lol.

I like seeing people struggle with games like dark souls and sekiro, nothing makes me laugh harder than seeing people meltdown over a game.

This but unironically

That fucking cat

there have been improvements to the system, there are ways to contest the chargeback

I thought he was going to hurt the cat.

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For real, like for real I want to know, what goes through a donators brain when he enters a number in the donation box and clicks send?

People got their heads out of their asses and realized the best way to get ahead is to share a house with random strangers. I already own a house, but just down the road 8+ people moved in to a house on the corner and turned it into a god damn mini civilization. God the parking jobs are atrocious.

My dad was a multi-millionaire coin dealer so he'd probably be touched to know his son is as much of a con artist as he was.

dopamine

damn youve donated roughly what ive spent on steam over the entire time ive had it
at least all the money ive wasted over the years was on myself i guess

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the same shit as retards who buy lootboxes

dopamine high probably having a bunch of people see your message

>Not being proud of your kid for making money by doing literally nothing
Sounds like you're just jealous that you're a wagecuck while charismatic people are playing vidya for money, user.

>being a cucklord for summit of all people

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So are these guys idiots, people with money, or idiots with money?
What type of dude do easily gives away they're hard earned cash?

Vee do you think you will ever make a single (1) dollarydoo on the internet?

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I've been trying to understand the mindset of a donatecuck. Is it because the person they are donating to is more of a known person so they feel empowered by being acknowledged by them?

I made about $20 from doing surveys one day in college, found an exploit.

>40$ for a phone every month
Fucking how. I make £5 last me 3 months. Do these people not have wifi or something?

I wish I could get paid to stream myself posting on Yea Forums. Its just me staring down at my phone turning airplane mode on and off then posting BLACKED

I sold patreon leaks for a steam gift

>want to find out how?
>take this quick survey!

If my son was the streamer I'd be fucking proud he's scamming thousands of people at the same time.
If he's the one donating he's not my son.

A couple times a year I pay to be a footslave.

Thanks for making me feel better about myself.

the 'donations' are drugs

Nobody is justifying you stupid monkey and i'm not even that guy.
He's just saying that he can understand a man donating to a girl BECAUSE he's thinking with his dick and not clearly.
But what kind of impulse brings you to donate to a MAN for just doing stuff you also do in the computer. (sadly I can't stand in front of a mirror and get raging erections looking at myself).

iv'e made about $100 it over a year yep im movin on up

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exploits, in my survey? it's more likely than you think.

$30ish is about the cheapest you can get in the US afaik. if you go the prepaid route, your $5 typically has a quickly approaching expiration date. it's not even about data, this is just talk & text.

Yeah I donate to zero so he gets more obese and dies.

one time i got really fucked up and gave 2 grand to a stripper, i felt like fucking killing myself afterwards, i can't imagine doing it constantly, consistently and sober.

>This is your brain on 40IQ
Taking such obvious bait is the only 40IQ play, bro, also who are you quoting?

is viewbotting the only way for a male to get out of the 0-1 viewer hump?

I had a couple friends on ts who joined my stream. I got the viewer count to about 20 that evening streaming some niche game.

>besides who the fuck wants to watch male ASMR?
most of the women do asmr just for the views user, big boobs brings money

Donating is a sign of low test and high estrogen

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reread that post morons
>he becomes so faggot who yells at camerals while playing video games - one noun
>games'
>' - denotes possession, used before an added s on most words, used after the s if the word already ends in one
>cattle - subject of the sentence
It could be clearer, but did you think the word cattle was just added on the end for giggles?

I donate every month too, but to charity.

>friends

fuck

idiots with no money, lot's of time you'll see donators being sorry for missing a sub because of budget or just donating a little because they have little/no money to spare this month

>giving $4/day for 2 years to an eceleb
If you really want to fund their shilling, buy some cheap merch tee from them and end it there. $X donations have no value other than that temporary feeling of "heehee he' gonna say my name...maybe"

That's straight up extortionist prices. Does everyone just rely on the messenger apps for calls?

have you tried being interesting?

That was back when I had friends, right now I wouldn't be able to do a stream.

you must go back
back to 1st grade

>$270 a month health insurance
Glad I live in a first world country.

>donating $5 rarely to your favorite streamer not expecting anything in return

okay

>donating $100 consistently in an attempt to feel like you're a friend of the streamer.

not okay

i don't really care though, stupid people losing money is a good thing.

yes

ADHD yelling autism? no

that poor cat.

it needs a better home than some volatile manbaby.

Havent used twitch in years but this thread gave me the idea go check my old chatlogs. Its just full me calling people faggots glad i havent changed boys.

You're a millenial yourself, you fucking idiot. Either that or a genX grampa in a very sorry state.

Why is vinesauce seem to be the only stream that doesn't succumb to this donation shit?

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think most people just pay it as a necessary expense. there are cheaper obamaphones with just talk and text for people who qualify as low income.

It amazes me how many people fall for this pasta every time. Then again, this is amerimutt hours.

Fuck you. You adopt it then.

He has a much worse problem.
A furry one.

No, and I haven't used my twitch prime token on anyone for about 8 months.

>no cam
>doesnt callout subs and stuff
>just plays games and gets 1000's of viewers

>Bitch about taxes being taken out of your check
>Cry about loot boxes when it conveniences you but shame others when it's a game you like
>Moan about rent taking money away from you
>Gleefully give half your check away to some literal who so he can acknowledge your existence.

I miss when this shit was just Livestream/Chatango communities that actually talked to each other instead of just mindlessly worshiping one chucklefuck.

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i miss when we would have movie nights here

kung pow
kungfu hustle
shao lin soccer
REC
cube series

>that second comment
damn, I'm a bitch. I don't think I could handle taking money from people like that, guilt would keep me up at night.

>Summit1g
out of all the streamers, why him? WHY? He isn't even good at video games anymore so they'res literally no point.

yep
>you missed my dono man heres more money

imagine going up to a millionaire thats driving some 100k sports car and giving them $120, meanwhile you are scratching around

>kung pow
You know the rule.

fuck off with your pretend story faggot

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who is lirik?

I donated £4.20 to DingDong, but it got converted to $5.26 so I was sad

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Yooo xXFaggot96xX thanks for the $100. Yeah, this beer is good thanks for asking.

A 70 IQ multi millionaire who has the vocabulary of a 13 year old.

You can write one of those things off on your taxes

you only achieve success on twitch if you're a huge sociopath

getting 5000$ dollars from mentally ill people doesn't faze those types of people at all

ayyyyyyyyyy poopfeast 420 thanks for subbing dude

Yooo thanks NiggerKiller420 for the su

I make like 50 cents a month on steam trading cards

Lack of friends, so they want to feel something

>female streamer plays games for just for fun and doesn't want to scam losers out of their money
>doesn't have a facecam, never shows their face in twitter, anything like that
>thousands of her fans are just lonely faggots that think she's cute
>They send her gifts and always talk about how cute she is on every tweet she makes
>They even get mad at the dude she likes whenever he shows up for "stealing her away from them"
is there anything more pathetic? I can't even stand watching her videos or streams anymore knowing that 25% of her fanbase are just those retards

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Then how come women never donate?

A female streamer at least gives you fap material. I'm not saying it's right to donate money to her, but you get something out of her existence. Meanwhile, male streamers have no known value.

who /velvet_7/ here

jesus how have those milkers not slipped out yet?

Because they make no money (unless low testies donate it to them)

Reading comprehension: F

Is this really the thought process of the dumb fucks who donate money to streamers?

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But then why don't they donate the money they get donated to them? I think estronauts just do it because they're got a chromosome too many, not because of estrogen.

Yea Forums how do I raise my entertainment skill? because I want to make money playing video games.

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Reminds me of that Workaholics Episode where the idiot characters decided they want to date a CamWhore and march into the filming studio to "rescue" her. Streaming was a Mistake.

all hours are amerimutt hours and don't you forget it turd worlder

Donating is just something you do to be nice. It often cheers streamers up, I watch twitch streams to relax and I enjoy when I can brighten someone's day with a small donation. And it's nice to see what I wrote in the stream, not hidden amongst the chat. It's not like you don't get anything in return when a streamer reads out your donation.

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Beta orbiters my man. They're thirstier than ever and desperate just to get a tiny bit of attention from a girl who plays video games. They don't need a face because a simple voice will do as you've noticed. I'd feel pity for them but they're putting pussy on the pedestal.

>She plays vidya games!? Wow, she's just like me!

when someone subs or throws a few bucks my way it makes my entire stream fun

I gave a dude about $20 in donations over a year. Shame he stopped streaming.

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>Don't be a NEET and have loadsa money
>Donate money to low viewer streams
>Get my dick cyber sucked by twitch streamers
I've made people cry because I gave them 100+ bucks. [spoiled] I think I developed a fetish for this[/spoiler]

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This should be edited to "OH NO NO NO - Yea Forums's gayest thread"

isnt california all rent controlled? or is that just la

Who the hell is that? I tensed up like a mother fucker when I clicked the spoiler and saw my name. Nothing made me feel like the gooberment is watching me more than that feeling.

Mainly to my friends but occasionally I'll toss some bits to someone else.

ok fags post your twitch channels and we'll H8/R8

Cali is fucking expensive as hell unless you're way out at the edges, and thats still pretty costly. Its a nice place to vacation to but there is literally no good reason to live there.

I don't even give twitch primes to streamers

I just don't even know how it happened. The only time she ever showed her face was for a charity stream with a room camera. How the fuck do you fall in love with someone that just plays video games? The worst part really is the last one. Thinking they're entitled to her love or something just because they give her money. Getting mad at the guy she likes is beyond pathetic, I don't know why they think that'll help their cause.

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>that guy who donated like $1700 to Jerma in the first 15 minutes of his stream
what the fuck man

>Donating to Churches

Pffthahahahahhahaha

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omg you think streamers are your friends because they say your username when you donate? para-social relationship, much? haha

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>work tons of overtime just to donate

if my son was big dick enough to take money away from these fools, id be proud

yes and there's nothing you can do about it faggot

>giving money to millionaires

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Do you not buy things?

I've only ever donated to Simpleflips once, and he lets you play songs on his stream.

How did humanity come to this?

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that's the only time donations are acceptable, if it lets you directly fuck with the streamer at a low cost.

Buying != giving.

I buy and get something in return
Donating to a millionaire is retarded

Never donated once to a face acting stupid on camera. I I want humor, I can watch a cartoon. If I want tits, I'll go to whatever porn site suits my fancy at the time. I came to watch a game, and I go out of my way to cover their face cams with random pictures. If I'm going to donate to a charity, it isn't because a streamer asked me to. If I'm going to donate to a streamer, I'm having one hell of a nightmare and I'd wake up the moment I sent the money.

So when people pay to see movies they're donating/giving to millionaires?

VALIDATE ME

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Next time just buy an actual prostitute for christ's sake

based paranoid poster

shut the fuck up
if you were "fucking" with him he wouldn't continue it
you are giving someone money for playing video games like a little cuck, no amount of mental gymnastics changes that. You are trash.

They're paying to see the movie
You don't have to pay a streamer to watch his stream

I've never donated money to any streamer before. I never said it was good. I said it was the only time it was acceptable. Learn to read retard.

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also i figured out how those autists found dingdong's real identity
it's not like he's keeping it secret, game grumps fans are so retarded

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I was going to say something disparaging about the people who do this but then I started to wonder. Are the types of people who do this less likely to have a group of good friends? Or at least friends who share the same hobbies? I feel like the illusion of friendship is kind of a major part of the job for these streamers. Like a prostitute but without anybody touching your penis. Just wondering because I've literally never considered donating to a streamer in my life.

That's exactly what it is. Most donators want someone they can talk to about whatever thing they like.

this is the worst case I have ever seen

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>tfw there are people streaming RIGHT NOW that make more in one night just from a couple people donating 3-5 bucks than you working a whole month
End my suffering. Please.

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Considering it basically is a waste, it is.

How many of the dicksucking donators in this thread imagine themselves to be wealthy patrons with tophats rewarding people and not just beta faggots who are the dogs giving people $50 to say "Hello XxFaggotxX thanks for the donation. Love ya"

>those people that seriously believe they're real life friends with a streamer just because they are a moderator for their chat
you fuckers are nothing more than a glorified janny. These people are beyond pathetic, especially when they want to get in their pants, male or female.

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>I'd need to send her a dozen wikipedia articles and youtube links a day so she would get all my references haha
not real, definitely not real

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Once I donated 1 cent to some obscure mgs speedrunner because his mgs2 playthrough was incredibly entertaining, in the note section I complained that it cost 32 cent to send him that 1 cent.

Human stupidity never fails to surprise me.

Ok user I'll bite
who's the streamer

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Fake but funny.

Found the paypigs. Don't you fags have some ebin bits to give?

Gotta be fake, even if it's reddit.

this would be a reasonable line of thinking of there weren't thousands of retards lining up to pay them already. You aren't going to save them or whatever from their economic turmoil, other faggots already did it for you.

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Uhhhh

Fuck off /pol/

Giving money to streamers is not a bad thing

I give $100 to girl streamers because I'm not an incel like you

Have sex

Why aren't you streaming then user?

Because I have a shitty personality and I'm too self conscious of my appearance/english.

I know this is bait but
>the same people that tell you to "have sex" are the ones that donate to streamers
feels good

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Inceldom is real and it should be a word to describe creepy halfbreeds and yellow fever incels, but yeah, anyone who says "have sex" is definitely a retarded donator.

>people unironically give streamers money
I have never understood this

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Isn't have sex more of a grade school insult since grade school kids are obsessed with getting their dick wet or am I so old that it's not normal for grown adults to have had sex anymore?

i donate, but ironically
only with irony, to people i dont like who dont deserve it
do i have your approval now???

100 a week, or about 13-14 dollars a day. That's not completely unreasonable.

I watch those ads and stock bits. I have like 1500 or some shit which is $15. I don't realy know why, I don't watch any streamers regularly, just when a new game comes out and they get it first (they always do) it's occasionally an unbiased view of the game. It was great seeing fallout 4 in the hands of all those streamers pre-release because I got to see just how bad the pc port was, and saved myself $60.

Money can "cheer" almost anyone up. You're fucking pathetic.

itt: disgusting peasants whomst will never be rich

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I don't see an appeal there either, retard.

The only time I would ever consider subscribing to a streamer is with Twitch Prime and I still wouldn't.

>this is how paypigs justify their disgusting enabling actions
nu/v/ has gotten worse and worse

God I wish that were me

To think there was a time when people used to put effort into baiting. It seems time's continuous erosion is not limited to physical things.

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How much money went into their photoshop, plastic surgeries and makeup?

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>1800 a month for an apartment
That literally enough for a monthly mortgage + all utilities in the midwest.
Why the fuck would anyone willing live in San Diego.

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Fucking lonely ass dudes or worst they were there at the beginning the streamer’s career and now feel that sense of fulfilment supporting and bragging their epenis like they’re are the parents

the only acceptable streamer to donate to is Jonathon Hills

Can't speak for all of them but Jun Amaki is legit, unless the Japs do invasive breast implant stuff as early as 12 years old.

based

Slow and steady Yea Forumsro's.

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some fraction of twitch viewers have some kind of blueballs fetish it's like constant edging softcore porn you won't know when it will come.

>acceptable streamer to donate

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>A female streamer at least gives you fap material.
There are millions of things on the internet that gives you fap material for free as well.

Why can't you fucking read?

i thought the video games owned the cattle that was being played

beta's and orbiters exist so why wouldn't twitch viewers exist?

Can someone please explain it to me why these twitch streamer faggots must have obnoxious shit on the screen whenever someone subscribes? Who the fuck should care?
>muh name is on the screen
GOOD FOR YOU, AND HOW WAS IT? Jesus Christ, some faggots will literally gift 30 subs and constant shit on the screen for half an hour and no one says a thing! How? What is wrong with these people? I'd NOT subscribe just to not have shit on the screen. What is wrong with these people? Watching twitch is so shitty and subscribers should be fucking shot.

It's a very bad sentence.

Please tell me you're just fishing for (You).

Because the post he's responding to is poorly written and open to misinterpretation, as evidenced by the multiple replies of this nature.

girls like this get screwed way more then instathots

I donated to Admiral Bahroo solely to spam panda emotes at my friends on discord and don't regret it in the slightest.

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Japan? Less than "white" roasties in the US.

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It's the same shit, they just want to pretend they have a friend instead of a gf.

Poor kitty doesn't deserve to live with that autist

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what the fuck is skin/hair surgery
hair surgery might be for baldness, but whats skin surgery, and why is it the most common?

Reminder

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Churches generally help the community in some way.

if you catch me doing that, please kill me

It's pasta, but yes.

Might be epicanthal fold surgery, laser hair removal, or mole removal to name a few.

Literally contributing to evolved super-AIDS by funding Richie's Truvada prescription Tbh

>T. Cuckolds that have donated to female streamers
Do what you want, but dont pretend its any different from some zoomer donating to his guy streamer.

I need food to not die

i watch a stream when ive nothing else to watch or when im bored / done with a big video game session.

i only donated once in my life it was to kaceytron years ago during her golden age. it was some meme donation i dont remember what it was. It drove the next 15 minutes of the stream that was pretty funny and well worth it

i just wanna see a pic of the girl

you could have had a harem orgy with that money

made plenty on all sort of meme schemes

i only sub woth prime to either nobodies or zone for old times sake

Jesus fuck, unironic cringe.

The Church also runs and organizes thousands of hospitals and schools all over the world, and for hundreds of years has been the cornerstone for most communities in every religion in every nation on earth.

Found the atheist incel

You guys gonna try rereading the post or what? I knew Yea Forums was full of ESL speakers but holy shit.

Nearly half of all Korean girls get the double eyelid surgery. Makes them look less chinky, they think.

I've made a couple hundred off t-shirts

>giving money to faggots

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>uses awful grammar
>screeches when actual english speakers don't understand him
it's ok to be wrong sometimes, user. don't be that retard who can't admit it. retards who can't admit when they're wrong are literally the root of all evils in this world.

>brotherman
Alright let's go to the phones, SNOWAY!

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Some dude had 5 followers and was asking for coffee money. I gave him $1. Fight me.

When I play a game I'd like to get immersed in it instead of talk to nobody while playing.

>paying for entertainment
What has this world come to...

people would donate and comment shit like "this stream is so chill" "so comfy" "this is how i relax after a hard day at work"

What are you buying exactly?

Ah, so you're an autistic retard who thinks everyone in America is white.

Your shitty graph shows that Japan and literally every gook shithole is doing plastic surgery more than any othee country, you fucking monkey.

>Typical Monthly Spending
>Internet only 20$
Fucking where?
>house cleaner
LMAO WAT?
>rent $825
Ok I can believe this if you don't live in a city
>$250 fucking dollaroos dining out when you already spend $400 on fucking groceries
>$615 OF FUCKING DONATIONS
>TYPICAL

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Literally every single Asian country gets the double eye lid surgery, jaw surgery, chin surgery and cheek surgery. I have no fucking idea why UK is so low when they have a crazy amount or Orientals. Even China is super low, which is not realising at all. Whoever made that graph must've asked one Chinese male or faked all of it. In Taiwan, girls will often get a plastic surgery present from their parents after tbey graduation high school so they won't feel insecure in college.

That's some funny shit! Where can I donate?

For real though, why do people give internet strangers money?

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we dont have a crazy amount of east asians, the largest immigrant group is poland, followed by india, then a powergap before number three which is pakistan.
we probably have more american immigrants than chinese

It's a competition!

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I've donated like $15 to streamers over the years
regret it every time I waste $2 to get some retard to respond to me

I'm also usually really drunk
thank god I don't usually throw my money away
most these top streamers are millionaires now

>tfw a streamer has payed me more than I've payed him
I won 2 of his tournaments

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Listen my fellow roastie, no need to be so upset. My only statement to your post is that it'd be less than American roasties. That's all.
>Ah, so you're an autistic retard who thinks everyone in America is white.
I literally put "white" in quotes. Literally. I thought you'd pick up on it.
>Japan and literally every gook shithole is doing plastic surgery more than any othee country
>any other country
>Greece
>Italy
>Netherlands, Germany, UK all literally above Chinkland and Thailand bottom of the barrel shitholes
Okay friendo, calm down. Breathe.

Money is not that important, you don't need to jealously clutch onto every shekel

Instead of donating it to a stranger I could treat myself to something nice.

wtf man

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This is literal cuck behavior

Summit is the advanced form of epic gamer faggots. Like every kid who wears Zelda shit and drinks Monster but only plays Call of Duty and shit.

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I made a few dollars off of the RMAH in Diablo 3

one guy bought some monk weapon off me for $3, that was cool

fuck no , i will never understan d the american concept of donating money to streamers and the fucking "tip" culture in their restaurants

Can't you do both?

Fuck caleb, his stream is atrocious now that he plays Dark Souls poorly for meme viewers.

>and the fucking "tip" culture in their restaurants
This makes sense because a fuckton of servers are underpaid and rely on tips. Plus their job is somewhat challenging, or at the very least frustrating and fast paced, so I'm happy to tip a good amount when I go out. God knows I pity them for having to deal with people all day.

sad for the faggots donating yes
nothing wrong with a streamer making money just like there's nothing wrong with prostitution.

>at the very least frustrating and fast paced
I'm actually more inclined to tip better in the shittier, busier restaurants even if the service is a little worse.

That would require me to watch streams so no.

It depends on the situation for me, but that's not a bad idea. If it's and no fault of my server's I tend to tip 15-20% minimum, because I don't eat out that much and factor the tip into what I think I'll be spending that night anyways. It has to be a real shit show or awful service be my server for me to tip less than that.

All this is just kinda, sad.

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No it doesn't make sense.
>servers are underpaid and rely on tips
Massive massive trick created by restaurant owners to make you feel like shit so you tip up. If a server does not get the amount of tips to cover their salary, guess who pays up what they owe? The employer. The restaurant Jews literally LITERALLY guilt tripped you into paying their employee's for them and they got away with it for free. This is how they get away with lower wages. They propagate the guilt tripping tip meme and profit. If everyone stopped tipping, employer's would be forced to raise that shit up. Only in America do we let them get away with this shit by blaming the people that are literally not responsible.

>If everyone stopped tipping, employer's would be forced to raise that shit up
You're right, but I'm not going to be the one guy not tipping to "stick it to the man!", especially when it's just chintzy as fuck and this amazing movement of yours is never going to be coordinated enough to happen. It is the way it is, and I'd rather tip even if it feeds the beast if it means actually helping a server cover their bases.
I enjoyed your fedoralord rant though, jesus kek.

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Servers literally fight min-wage increase laws etc because they make more from tips and they can't cheat on their taxes by under reporting their income.

yeah but thats a girl gamer,not a gamer girl

>plus their job is somewhat challenging
Sure thing, goy.

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just sound kinda like a pussy mate.

Ninja mystifies me, he's a bland shell of a human being yet he makes millions. Whenever twitch forces him into a real celebrity situation like hosting new years he's cringy as fuck and awkward.
All this shit is artificial.

its crazy how some people will just spend money if they have it
i don't know if i have jew genes or something, but i hate spending, i hate gambling, and i have tons of savings and investments. my income is low but i am not poor by any means because i keep as much as i can

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this is what you get when you kill god lmao
what a fucking society. people used to fight to the death to not have to pay exorbitant taxes and now people just shower undeserving boymen with their life savings

I'm sorry.

It's because people who donate to male streamers are faggots

Nigger you're the one mad as fuck about some no-life donating money to some no-life.

>But in Maine, servers actively campaigned to overturn the results of a November referendum raising servers’ hourly wages from $3.75 in 2016 to $12 by 2024, saying it would cause customers to tip less and actually reduce their take-home income.
washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/06/27/maine-tried-to-raise-its-minimum-wage-restaurant-workers-didnt-want-it/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.b8e448c818eb

You're only hurting them more, dumb fuck. Salaries will only keep going under. What happens when people stop giving a fuck? Congrats. Listen, get it through your skull. I was poor as dirt once. I still agreed to the terms of employment and the salary that I would receive for my job. It is not your job to pay me. It is not your job to fit in. It is their job to pay me. Not yours. Even if you don't tip, it is illegal to underpay an employee below what was mutually agreed upon hiring. Don't believe (((their))) lies.

post yfw you have never donated to a streamer

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I get not tipping at resteraunts but what about services like haircuts?

>replies
pic is of a fag in a fag commune where he splits rent and upkeep cost with 5 other fags

>haircuts
Are you a fucking queer? You don't own a buzzer? Shave that shit yourself dumbass.

When did Jermas chat get so bad? It seems more people are spamming the transrights emote and the mods are calling it humans rights instead of political.

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You know what
I was wrong. It's now the other way around. Servers are the jews now. Holy fuck what a twist.

do americans not list prices for their services? what the fuck haha. you put the price on a display and then people pay you the price for your service. super simple, i promise

>I enjoyed your fedoralord rant though, jesus kek
Look at this fag who thinks he has some sort of high ground.

Buzzed heads are for serial killers.

>born in 1986
>still post on Yea Forums
>have never donated anything to anyone, not even a homeless man on the corner
>never watched a twitch stream that wasn't reuploaded to youtube
i'm just here to give myself some context (and discuss vidya). call me a boomer if you want, at least i'm not brainwashed. i thought i had a mental illness or something for spending 20 years in front a computer but the zoomer generation makes me feel better about having a waifu, at least i don't have to pay for her to be my imaginary friend

>yesterday during vinny's smash stream
>every time the "trans rights" stage showed up the chat was literally begging vinny to say trans rights
>mfw

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>sub to a streamer who I enjoy watching, and enjoy chatting with his community on discord
>don't spent hundreds of dollars just for attention

How is this so hard to do? $5-$10 dollar subs are enough for big streamers to live on easily when you get more than 500 subs. Why do people feel the need to donate huge chunks of their pay to someone they'll never meet?

Super fake but it's incredibly well done regardless.

same. i still regret getting 3 games for $80 from target for my ps3 when it yellow ringed a couple weeks later

I sure would like to read it, but they want me to turn off adblocker.

You're literally just giving them bonus free cash. May as well start tipping your plumber too. Tipping is retarded in all its forms. My job doesn't even let me get tips, as it should be. You shouldn't feel socially pressured for me doing my fucking job. Let the employer do the tipping.

>Listen my fellow roastie,
There are no white females in this thread. Cope harder, you chinless white incel. And seek help for your rampant schizophrenia too.
>no need to be so upset.
You're the one grasping at straws and seething with rage over one (1) realistic photo of Asians.
>My only statement to your post is that it'd be less than American roasties. That's all.
No. Your initial statement was that "white roasties are more likely to have plastic surgeries than insects".
> is that it'd be less than American roasties.
Any "American" with plastic surgeries will always be a shitskin from Asia or some other shithole. This is irrefutable and youe shitty graph proves it too. What's strange about your graph, is that Thailand, Taiwan, Japan, Vietnam, China and almost every Asian country isn't at the top. You've either edited it, or the author is a chinless faggot with yellow fever just like you.

You're quite literally retarded.

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Where are people getting so much money to donate like this?

I only make like $1500USD a month after taxes

I did it a few years back. One of the reasons I hate this culture is because I was swept into it at one point. It's basically a cult and abuses dopamine.

you do realize that your subscription will accumulate over time and that you could have spent that money on your future family / things you need? and just keep watching for free? ............

they don't. They're spending money they shouldn't be spending.

sjws, trannies, furries etc
yeah i only donate "free" money i get through promotions.
>giving money to the homeless
i'd rather support homeless support programs where they can make actual change instead of giving it to some random bum. only time I did was give $2 to a guy cuz he just appeared in front of me and there was no one else around
while this is true, $5 a month isnt much for something u might spend hours watching

Inceldom

It's quite prevalent among ugly whites and it's very common among Asians because Asians are ugly as fuck and not even their own women (which are ugly too) wants to date Asian "men".

you should really make a budget, whether you have a lot of money or not. 5 a month for a year is 60 dollars. when you finish making your budget you will realize those 60 dollars would have been very well spent elsewhere. budgeting is what leads you to be able to have hundreds and thousands saved up for a rainy day or to buy something important. other people will donate in your stead because they dont know any better. all it takes is some self control, your parents should have taught you this

Hey I may be ugly and Asian but I’d never donate money to streamers

is that an emote on Twitch? Has it really gotten THAT bad?

Donating money to woman streamers as a means of flirting is even more pathetic than pretending men streaming are your friends.

>A female streamer at least gives you fap material
Then go commission a fetish video from a porn site instead of throwing money because tiddies. If virginity had a stench, yours would be more overwhelming than thioacetone.

>GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHANG ON IT
kek

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That makes you an exception.

It's really strange too. Chinks are bigger kikes than actual kikes, so why the fuck are Chink offsprings giving up the money?

Why it's you. You're the only Caleb in the world, Caleb.

Trans rights are becoming widely accepted in more and more facets of society because it's only right :^)

But like, why is it an emote?

>You've either edited it, or the author is a chinless faggot with yellow fever just like you.
Huge yikes, friend. Good try though. Good try.

>Only streamer worth donating to
>some e-celeb faggot whining about e-celebs

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well you're right cuz im not that other guy. I only get gifted subs and would only sub myself if I had disposable income (considering I already only things on sale, used, or torrent)
desu i dont give a shit if you're trans, just like faggots, just dont push that shit onto others, especially with the underage transitioning

social media isolates people. it's really easy to fully caught up with your cyber profile and at the same time neglect real life. ask a zoomer when was the last time they've had an earnest face to face conversation. or one over a phone (not texting). people delegate their social lives to near automatic interactions between their online profiles and their friends and it's turning people into socially inept losers who dont understand how ridiculous it is seeing someone donate 100 bucks just to be acknowledged by someone.

There's a thing called "sexual racism" now, which means someone is transphobic if they don't want to have sex with trannies

The west is going to die but I hope it dies before it sends their nukes towards Asia.

I don't really care as long as you're not pushing it onto other people either, but what the fuck is that emote?

I pay less than $500 a month for the space. It's a trailer park. At least I own the unit.

I've made the budget. I watched him for 6 months and decided that he was providing me a good service, and so I made the decision to support the service he was providing.

I get more value from this guy at $5 a month than I do netflix.

its a fucking hands in heart shape with the trans pirde flag inside

protip: being a faggot in public is pushing it onto others. and you also become compromised by what you accept. yeah, gay by proxy at best

Paying your weed dealer isn't charity

Hey thanks
Now shut up bitch

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>Good try though. Good try.
That's ironic coming from you, a yellow fever incel, who is using a fake graph. Cope harder, you ugly sad incel.

Every time I see bald ugly white incels such as yourself, I just look at them with a smile and it strikes fear into your heart because you know you are an abomination in my eyes.

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They made an emote for every kind of rights. Pansexual, asexual, etc etc. Lets people express themselves and you get corporate good boy points, I imagine.

I don't think a trans pride emote is trying to get kids to swap genders but hey I'm no scientist

>There's a thing called "sexual racism" now, which means someone is transphobic if they don't want to have sex with trannies
I'm glad you've shared this arbitrary factoid that lets me know how triggered you are by the mention of trannies :^)

i dont understand the logic of paying for something that's free. if he's decent at his job he doesn't even need your donation. ive known several streamers and none of them actually give a shit about their donators past getting the donations, lmao. there's also no reason to pay for netflix, it's degenerate propaganda YOU pay for... they couldn't pay me to watch that garbage

>girl on the left
she cute

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It's based on population. China has a fuck-huge population that is mostly poor. I don't understand how Greece is so high though.

Keep going, you're doing great!

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ive made over a thousand dollars off the internet camwhoring on chaturbate

You pay taxes tho

>i dont understand the logic of paying for something that's free.

If no one subs, then the streamer doesn't get money. Then they can't provide the entertainment I enjoy. Sure, if I personally don't sub, he may not notice, but if everyone did that then I wouldn't be getting the same entertainment.

As I said, $5 a month is insignificant to the rest of my expenses, so it's easy to justify the purchase of something I enjoy.

Neither are okay.
>people saying donating to churches is okay
You are donating to an organization with billions of dollars in wealth, with their own exclusive funds/banks/investments to make even more money out of your donations. Literally no different to donating to any other big corporation. Stupid cucks.

Personally I think if you really enjoy their content, a one time donation of like $5 is probably ok. Drop some shit post message and call it good. Otherwise, you're just retarded. These people in general barely deserve your "free" Twitch Prime sub.

>That's ironic coming from you, a yellow fever incel, who is using a fake graph. Cope harder, you ugly sad incel.
buzzwords, starts to get boring
>
Every time I see bald ugly white incels such as yourself, I just look at them with a smile and it strikes fear into your heart because you know you are an abomination in my eyes.
pure cringe lmao
overall i would rate your post 4/10, below average of course.

unironically based

What's their ethnicity in those non-Asian country?

Why is China and Korea not at the top when hundreds of women get sued by their partners because the child is too ugly?

Why is Thailand not one of the top five countries?

Why are your graphs just as retarded as you?

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Never have, can't imagine I will

I'm rich so throwing a hunnid is like change for me, what now faggot?

you can't even properly quote a post and use arguments, literally all you do is use buzzwords like "roasties" whenever someone laughs at your pathetic existence because yellow fever is a pathetic and laughable fetish

are you going to kill yourself soon?

Kot.

Epic combo!

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r u ok mr buzzword? nice reddit spacing btw

imagine posting fake graphs to prove to everyone that "Asians don't get plastic surgery" when everyone and their mother knows they do

what a sperglord

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>Reddit spacing

A phrase that was invented by autistic redditors such as yourself, and you have the audacity to accuse anyone of using buzzwords.

Grab your mom's kitchen knife and slice it like with butter except on your wrist and watch the ketchup come out. You will feel a bit dizzy but you'll be doing many people a great favor.

That's like giving your change to the homeless then. You're still a goddamn idiot

ok reddit spacer

>no mention of sample size
>Gook shitholes are still in the majority in your garbage strawmanning graphs
>autistically posting graphs and having them ready to defend your mentally ill fetish
yikes, you really need to euthanize yourself

Cope harder, weebcel. The fact you know about reddit spacing proves you're a newfag.

>ok reddit spacer
takes one to know one, when are you going back, autist?

double combo!

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Better use for $100

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Why is this tiny dick Asian saying "reddit spacing"? What the fuck is that phrase?

"Reddit spacing", also known as "double spacing", is a forced meme where some psychopath called Tioga060 started a coordinated campaign to label paragraphs as a Reddit shibboleth, even though the use of paragraphs have been around since the dawn of the site as a basic readability technique. He (along with redditors on Yea Forums and newfag autists) made it semi-plausible by pointing the finger at Reddit markdown formatting and newfags fell for it en masse and they've been using the phrase in a desperate attempt to fit in. Back in the day, it was blockposting like this that would get you told to fuck off. Look up "reddit spacing" in any Yea Forums archive and you'll see it started in 2016 with one or two mentions in 2015.

There are also newfags who start screaming "REDDIT SPACING" when they don't actually have a counter argument so they hope to derail the discussion by using the phrase against properly formatted long form replies as a wedge to start throwing ad hominems. I've been on this shithole since 2006 and people have been using paragraphs from the beginning.

My personal theory is that line breaks after only a single sentence or two sentences are actually increasing because of the massive increase in phoneposting, because on small screens a single sentence can look like a whole paragraph.

tl;dr calling people out for reddit spacing on Yea Forums proves you're a newfag zoomer from reddit who is desperately trying to fit in. The phrase was invented by a psychopath who got banned from subreddits who actually uses Reddit and knows how Reddit's CSS works. Oldfags that wouldn't touch plebbit with a ten-foot pole wouldn't know what reddit spacing is.

buzz words, but no reddit spacing this time. we are making progress lmao

Ops, meant to reply to

>"homophobes are secretly gay" tier argument
calm down redditor lmao

Cope

Harder

You

Inbred

Slant-eyed

Goblin

>more reddit spacing
Yikes ..

>autistic screeching
are you ok? are you venting your frustrations because your hapa sister is having sex with jamal in her room?

its odd that you would characterize ur own posts as autistic screeching, but saves me the effort. thanks redditor!

This is what a book looks like.
Notice how there isn't a space between every paragraph. Reddit spacers btfo again.

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We broke the weebcel again. Literally all he can do is say "roastie", "reddit spacing" or post fake graphs or some other autistic nonsense.

It's not even fun anymore. It takes no effort to break them, it's like beating a dead horse but for some reason, it's fun to watch their autistic meltdowns.

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How retarded can you be.

triple combo!

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>the reddit spacer cries out in pain as he strikes you

This is a scan of a normal brain.

Notice how your skull and brain is empty compared to this.

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