>he didn't buy the octo expansion yet
u missing out lads
He didn't buy the octo expansion yet
Asher Jones
Connor Robinson
Made for BWC
Zachary Wood
Who are you quoting? The Switch has like 4 games, who would purposefully miss out on content for one of them?
Dylan Ortiz
When it goes on sale in America (I know the UK got it on sale back at the start of the year, lucky brits)
Kevin Bailey
Too this day user never finished the fic of Marina getting a human boyfriend...
Anthony Harris
tfw I still missed the sale anyway
Julian Morris
But I already got it. Also did most of the levels with the other weapons too. Think they might add two extra campaigns in Splatoon 3?
Luis Mitchell
I did, I'm currently trying to beat my inner hero.
Ryder Sanchez
Delet this
Joshua Morgan
God I don't want to have to wait till Switch 2 or whatever for Splatoon 3, I need more precious woomy and veemo Nintendo please.
Juan Lewis
Splatoon sucks and the only people playing the game any more are little kids (the target demographic) and crazy Japanese people
Evan Fisher
My friends won't even try the story mode. All they play is turf wars and salmon run
Jayden Price
well there must be a lot of kids and japanese people then, because the wait time for a match is shorter than the wait time for a match in Overwatch
Dominic Harris
bag
dicks
crows
Evan Walker
Made for Based Woomy Cunny
Hunter Ross
I'd like to say you're wrong but
>Splatoon 2
>Super Mario Odyssey
>Super Smash Bros Ultimate
>Xenoblade 2
yeah you're right
Only 4 games
Charles Thompson
>there are still people desperate to shitpost Splatoon in 2019
Owen Butler
I always found the single player mode boring and I don't want to be an octoscum
Brayden Davis
It's not worth trying.
Cooper Jackson
What's your favorite weapon?
Xavier Robinson
Dualie Squelchers. I miss the original Dual Squelcher.
Hunter Martinez
make me pussy
Robert Torres
I didn't even finish the single player yet why would I buy 100 more levels?
Gavin Campbell
the golden thing weapon
Josiah Miller
Luis Kelly
>Mario and Rabbids
>Golf Story
>tetris 99
Landon Sullivan
Kensa Mini Spatling
Caleb Edwards
Jace Mitchell
Thomas Lee
Art of Marina getting plowed by a white dude with a huge dick when?
Isaiah Sanders
Marina is for Pearl
Caleb Phillips
Probably all over paheal by now.
Samuel Brown
I've seen an animation of her being plowed by Pearl's big white dick.
Blake Stewart
I've nutted to that animation more than once
Michael Adams
futa doesn't count sadly
Camden Hall
Honestly, if you wouldn't be all over Pearl's dick, get the fuck outta my face
Landon Edwards
Lots of gays and trannies too, not even memeing
Henry Price
I did but I was planning on finishing the vanilla SP campaign first but its boring as fuck, should I just skip it and go straight to the octo expansion?
Ryan Harris
Luis Wright
N-Zap
Ian Martinez
do it, it has zero connection anyways and it's definitely more fun and challenging than vanilla
Justin Jenkins
also, better story that is an actual fucking story and adds more lore into the already mysterious world of splatoon
Alexander Carter
John Ward
the sploosh
it's shit but it's also the most fun weapon in the game
Michael Allen
Aaron Howard
>have path painted
>two of us spamming This Way
>idiot with Rainmaker insists on trying to charge through three enemies in the opposite directio
I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCKING DIE
Eli James
i sincerely hope they don't recycle Octavio again for Splatoon 3. It's about time for one of those "team up with the old bad guy" kinda arcs if anything.
Colton Sullivan
>it's a no one but you bombs the flyfish episode
Why can't you people understand that these missiles are not tolerable
Jack Wilson
Elijah Garcia
>it's a "you've killed three bosses solo but no one picks up the eggs because they're busy killing mooks" episode
Sebastian Jackson
Lucas Rogers
>it's a "one teammate won't abandon the eggs and wastes his time guarding them and spamming the call button" episode
John Moore
Cameron Ward
PUSSY
PUSSY
MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY
Landon Lee
I'd rather be all over her pussy
Jose Powell
Ian Baker
Wyatt Harris
>meet quota
>dumb fuck is still grabbing eggs instead of rezzing people
And then we lost
Brody Smith
remove octos
Isaac Nguyen
>round ends
>retards celebrate by using their specials up
>last round
>high tide
>it gets dark
Ryan Morales
dame la salsona
Lincoln Robinson
Ian Cox
Hunter Fisher
Woomy
Justin Turner
More god dammit
Kayden Howard
That's all, user
Blake Adams
I wish octopuses were real
Brayden Kelly
>he doesn't know
Jackson Scott
Splatlings
Daniel Gonzalez
At least there is some orange tentacled inkling
Eli Russell
I wish humans were real
Christian Green
How does your weapon rank?
Isaac Phillips
How far do you think you could pull a woomy's legs apart before it starts ripping?
Robert Long
They don't have bones so they should be pretty flexible
Landon Campbell
Brody Robinson
N-Zaps, Dualies and the .52 Gal for serious play, I like the N-Zap 85 and the Dark Tetra Duelies personally. Aerospray MG for casual play.
Aiden Nelson
SOURCE
Hudson Hughes
They're made of ink, I imagine and limbs that get removed can just be fused back on.
John Myers
Reminder that chocolate octopus is 5'10" tall
Gavin Hernandez
I wish smart people *slang-not-found* real
Sebastian Robinson
Will we ever get to see some squilfs?
Jason Hughes
No
Landon Rivera
I wish Maries were real.
I really do
Jeremiah Myers
Sorry, the singleplayer mode and locked co-op mode just completely turned me off from the game. Gave the game a chance for a few months playing it on and off and I still couldn't force myself to slog through the rest of the story mode. It was that bad. No matter how good Octo is supposed to be it's just not worth it to me to get through the rest of the shitty singleplayer experience. Multiplayer was great for the first 2 weeks but it quickly lost its novelty. I wish I could have played the Octo Expansion but seriously fuck that vanilla single player campaign. I am not wasting any more time sitting through that boring piece of shit. Should have made it more open like a Mario game instead of the straightforward puzzle platformer it was. I want to explore the world of Splatoon not run through an obstacle course over and over again looking for hidden shit I missed on the first playthrough. Sucks because the art style, music, characters, and even the lore are all top tier. But the singleplayer gameplay is complete trash and not worth the fucking hassle.
Ryder Evans
Little Tim
UH, ALL THE OCTOLINGS OR TACOYAKI AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF INKOPOLIS BECAUSE IT'S FOR INKLINGS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL BLEND YOU AGAIN!!!
+(Booyah!)
Xavier Miller
Adrian Green
Jaxson Campbell
>my first splatfest is imminent
I didn't know the square got stuff added to it, I'm excited. Is there really only going to be a couple more after this? Why'd they pull in new players right before stopping?
Grayson Phillips
fuck off squigger
Brayden Torres
>tacoyaki
>not smoothies
Gavin Jenkins
There's going to be at least 3 more Splatfests after this one.
Oliver Nguyen
Expect lots of disconnects. That's normal.
Kevin Watson
Bought it and haven't even opened Spla2n since. I've got a problem.
William Fisher
It's funny that IRL octos are smarter and friendlier than squids whom are often aggressive cannibals.
Why don't any of the characters change color in an instant at will like the animals they're based on?
Ryder Garcia
buy this
Luis Rodriguez
Other than Salmon Run the main game was honestly letting me down. I don't like the new girls, it doesn't feel right to play a match without the gamepad, and the main campaign was pretty good up until that horrendous flop of an end game. Couldn't commit to the purchase at that point.
Blake Richardson
Who says they don't?
Nathan Price
I love them
Lucas Morgan
If all black girls looked like Marina racism would not exist
Jace Evans
Black women should look like octopus things?
Lucas Thomas
Roller and N-Zap.
Nicholas Wood
Not him, but I think he was referring to something more like pic related.
Owen Watson
Jonathan Lewis
Me on the left
Angel King
what a nice picture
Julian Green
I mean... it would, just not against black women.
Thomas Martin
Bumping for Marina.
Lucas Garcia
Friendly reminded that Octarians probably don't have bones like Inklings, so that stretch isn't particularly impressive.
Adam Hill
Heavy Splatling, but I've recently tried out the Kensa Splattershot, and I accidentally loved it, so my baby might have some competition.
David Bell
>tfw Splatoon isn't the only game on the NSO app anymore
Ian Hall
Precious
Levi Gonzalez
Benjamin Gomez
Thomas Richardson
Very.
Wyatt Ramirez
Oliver Gray
Luke Lewis
I thought there were more games and it only showed Splatoon since it was the only game I had with online functionality.
Jaxson Carter
And here I was thinking Inklings were lewd.
Holy Moses.
Logan Anderson
Oliver Rodriguez
Eli Sanders
BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD
Owen Cruz
you just know that's how it's gonna be
nintendo making more than one new installation of a series per system is a rare occurrence nowadays
Jason Adams
Rabbids is better than Splatoon and Xenoblade
Lucas Clark
Honestly I thought Splatfest was gonna be this huge thing. It's just the same game except you vote for something you don't even really care about, just what your idol picked or whichever choice matches her color. Nothing changes.
Gavin Martin
Oliver Watson
>splatfests stop in July
>spending money on a game that is going to be dead in 3 months
Amazing retardation.
Angel Perry
The game will still be active long after splatfests have ended
Jaxon Peterson
Splat Jr for Turfwars
Luna Blaster for everything else
Evan Green
>updates end shortly after
>splatoon 3 comes out next year
Yeah man, buy a $60 game that will die in 3-5 months.
Eli White
You don’t need to beat the single player to play OE you mong
Brandon Adams
Did you know that Splatoon 1 is still alive?
Jacob Long
I'm actually pretty impressed by the stat tracker on this app at least. Most companion app stat tracker things I've tried in the past usually take a decent amount of time to update your stats after matches but h here that shit is recorded by the time I've hit the search button again.
William Lee
Splatoon 1 is still active, so I don’t see why Splatoon 2 wouldn’t be the same case
Brody Cook
I always find it strange that it’s splatoon breads on Yea Forums of all places where you can have a nice genuine conversation like in the one last night
Matthew Scott
The shitposting is the main even user.
Brayden Garcia
Threads about actual video games on Yea Forums are still good. It's just that 90 percent of Yea Forums is Twitter/eceleb bullshit and /pol/ leakage.
Leo Martinez
>months have passed
>still no Octoling merch, not even a plushie for the Octo form
What gives? I just want a Veemo figma.
Christian Nguyen
it sucks. took a really long time just to get off the hook plushies
Josiah Fisher
Yebbies are getting Figmas next, unfortunately.
Julian Jackson
>still no in game room for our Woomy to decorate with various merch
This is such a huge oversight
Jordan Roberts
post our lord and savior Fresh Fish
Ryan Scott
Nathaniel Butler
Splatoon 1 doesn't have a paid service attached to it.
Juan Smith
Isaac Harris
Alexander King
Dylan Bennett
Racism would still exist even if all jews, arabs, blacks, and asians disappeared.
Elijah Reyes
>178cm tall
GOD... FUCKIN-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ayden Diaz
What team are you going with this splatfest?
Justin Myers
Team Tortoise
Nicholas Gray
Jaxon Wilson
I forced myself to finish Splatoon 2 campaign before the expansion, and it was painfully shit and boring.
This only made the expansion even more incredible to go through.
The fight against agent 3 was so fucking hard!
Christopher Fisher
It's amazing how painfully dull the single player is, but how much more interesting the Octo Expansion was, despite being basically the same concept.
Final sequence was way cooler too.
Oliver Hall
bloblobber best weapon
Angel Smith
Chase Miller
Fully expanded.
Alexander Johnson
It was just more of the already terrible SP campaign
Anthony Long
>he doesn’t know
Brody Edwards
The whole thing could be completed in like 2 hours.
Hudson Russell
About time, it only took them nearly 2 fucking years.
They could've easily added stats/tracking for games like BotW, 8 Deluxe, Odyssey, or Arms.
Mason Kelly
Too fucking late I already traded it in. I'm not going back. I even asked on the Splatoon general and those guys told me I need to beat the game first before the Octo expansion content can be played. Oh well. Maybe I'll give the 3rd game a shot whenever it comes out in 3 or 4 years and hopefully we will actually have a decent single player mode from the outset.
Jacob Rivera
>go to play splatoon 2
>Remember the intro
>Play mario kart 8 instead
Every single time
Tyler Adams
Joseph Evans
Isaiah Butler
never thought I'd see the day
Christian Martin
Christopher Gomez
So what are the chances of Splatoon 2 having yet another expansion revealed at E3? In addition to a support extension with further splatfests and updates?
Luis Barnes
I think I remember Nintendo said the Octo was the only DLC we're getting right after it was released. Pretty sad imo, this game still has some potential
Jaxon Thomas
seems pretty low to be honest
Joshua Hernandez
Yeah, but do you really think that'll stay true?
Both Splatoon and the expansion were runaway successes.
And I mean, surely they'd want to keep capitalizing on that, no?
I can't really imagine Splatoon 3 on the Switch with Splatoon 2 also being on the Switch.
The only way to make Splatoon "3" this console generation would be to make another expansion instead.
But we'll see.
Isaiah Clark
But the switch still has a lot of life left in it, I can see it coming in maybe a few years
Adrian Adams
It'd be weird though. Multiplayer games like Mario Kart of Smash have always been a one per system kind of thing. If not they'd totally cannibalize each others' player bases, and without incentivize the purchases of new hardware.
The Switch does indeed have alot of life left in it. Which is precisely why I have a hard time seeing Splatoon 3 happening.
They'd either have to ignore Splatoon or expand Splatoon 2.
Spinoffs disregarded of course. Seriously, a Splatoon spinoff when? Isn't it about time?
Austin Perry
Joseph Cruz
Gold dynamo
You break my shield, I break your spine
Adam Fisher
BotW
Jonathan Wilson
Bloblobber
Chase Hill
what is this pic based on, specifically?
I recognise the stage design but don't remember where/if it appears in-game
Isaac Myers
Casual retard
Jonathan Cox
It’s the tiny stage the squid sisters were on during the final boss of Splatoon 2.
Owen Wright
ah of course, thanks user
I'm making a squid sisters custom stage in ultimate right now
Jack Lopez
Jordan Powell
Jacob Young
>paid service
its like 3 dollars a month.
Adam Evans
the agent 3 fight is literally a casual filter. if you can't beat it, it means you don't know the fundamentals of splatoon combat.
Noah Kelly
Why does she look so worried and nervous all the time?
Christian Allen
user do you have autism? thats clearly a smug look.
Dylan Murphy
>octo expansion
Eh? I don't play kids games :^)
Parker King
How does this make you feel?
Logan Anderson
Do you like C.Q Cumber?
Mason Wilson
I wish squids were real
Cooper Bennett
>get expansion
>everythings going fine
>new mission
>gotta escort ball to end of stage
>turn game off
Fuck that mission
Jackson Martin
>that
>mission
Haha, funny that you think it's the only one where you have to do that.
Or that it's the hardest mission.
Isaac Campbell
How would inklings react to humans?
Jeremiah Brown
Who /turtle/ up in this bitch
If you ain't using a brella or a splatling then u aint a real turtle squigga
Levi Edwards
you know its just gonna be dualies 24/7.
Easton Rivera
Wii U game
Leo Lee
Hare seems to be the most popular option. so going with tortoise is a no-brainer.