"Thanks for inviting me over user! What games do you have?"

Why are pretty girls do pretty? It's not fair.

Oh my god i hate my life

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>implying id ever invite a girl to my house

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>tfw a girl likes you

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its been like 10 years or so and i still play it, nice taste user.

>tfw a girl likes you and is aggressive about it

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Sekiro of course.

legitimately the best answer in this thread, on that note fuck PvZ 2

Story?

>normies.
Normalfag knows what other normalfag love

y-y-yeah imagine a girl having f-f-feelings for you in your life

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>tfw it's impossible for you to experience

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Castle Crashers, new super mario, Mario party, rapelay, Mario kart, army of two

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I fucked it up because of my autism

>Coop Zeno Clash 2
>Asterbreed
Still, I don't know who are you and why are you going in my house.

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when was the last time you asked a girl out, Yea Forums?
What'd she say?

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I never asked a girl out, they asked me out, but never accepted.

>tfw too autistic to do anything

Never in your pathetic life, incel. You being virgin is your choice. Put down the shitty kids toy and then pic related

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Not him but I have one
>be me 16 11th grade
>girl that I sort of know but never talk to sits next to me on bus
>she's annoying and I don't really like her
>asks if she can lay her head on my shoulder for some reason
>autism so "okay I guess"
>she continues to do this for weeks
>eventually just assumes that I want to be her boyfriend and starts holding my hand without even asking me
>invites herself over to my house a few times
>asks to see my dick on the second visit
>asks to suck it on the third
>let her suck it on the fourth visit
>she calls me one night but I was busy gaming
>call her a retard and tell her to fuck off
>comes to me in school two days later crying and says that she can't date me anymore
>"okay, it's not like I cared about you at all" and chad stride away
fuck that cunt

How do you get rid of autism?
It's what keeps me from succeeding with women.

nice projection, friend

You don't. You'll have to find an autistic woman.

she said maybe but also said she had a boyfriend already

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Why are white girls such goddesses, bros?

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I have a chessboard all setup. Otherwise i think i have the Tic-Tac-Toe sheet ready to go

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>tfw all the girls that like you aren't your type

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three months ago
>ja!

>stop calling us that
t. incel

I got Civ V with the Brave New World expansion.

damn, nigga, ice cold.
don't like women or don't care?

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You get to beat their ass for showing all that skin the last 20+ years

calling us what

>please stop
t. incel

Two weeks ago

Same.

~half a year ago
Got friendzoned. Probably for the best tho.

say it again

...

My gf doesn't have a car and makes me take her to do stuff. I just want to go home, but she always stays in stores for hours. I work a night job and like to play vidya before work, but she always has me out until 30 minutes before I go to work. I tell her she takes too long in stores and she reeeeeeeee's at me. I just wanna play my vidya. Wat do?

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how do i get a girl like her Yea Forums?

Thank god for the mod community on PC. Consolecucks have to suffer.

>Implying
youtube.com/watch?v=7no7KGKaBhk

She looks like that Frozen girl

no, please continue

Say no?

unironically based

Just the tip

>some youtube video
Wow, btfo I guess?

I had a girl that really, really liked me, enough to jack me off spontaneously while watching TV with her with friends around while under a big blanket to be sneaky about it, of course duh
The long distance and my severe autism handling girls completely shattered that relationship, and then she died in a car-crash before I could try to patch things back together ;))))

All of them had features that I really disliked, most of them weren't living in the same city, just studying on the same location, most of were attracted because of my height, and a little bit of fear.

I have no games, mush like the Xbox One.
*unzips dick*

That's so fucking akward.
Not attracting females is WAY better than this situation.

Me when my sister is the only girl that likes me but I always have her at home

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>literally got my next door neighbor to date me by doing this. We played Uncharted 4 and would take turns passing the controller. I guess she found out I had turbo autism and broke up with me a year later because of it /blog

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If he lost some weight, not much and met other autistic women, he'd lose the incel status in no time. but everyone knows he more than likely went back home to his video games and cartoons like the fucking loser he is.

>So, you have the HP-Xbox One right?

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>not wanting hambeasts and goblinas to lick off you ball sweat after a heavy gaming session

>friend (girl) lives far away
>don't get to see her much
>she's sad about stuff, asks me to stay the night (normal because of the distance)
>do you want the sofa or are you getting in my bed?
>choose the bed
>spooning because she has poor circulation and is always cold
>she's constantly moving her legs about all night
>ask her what's wrong
>nothing
>again and again until she finally breaks at like 2AM
>she's super horny
>tell her I don't want to bang because it's weird let me think about it
>think about for a week
>bang next weekend
been together since october lads, feels good man

but what if im a lanky manlet with no social skills and severe autism out the ass?

I didn't invite you, get the fuck out roastie!

They were both autistic

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Pls user, no good feelings allowed in this thread. It only catapaults my psyche further into the abyss

I did what now?
miss, do you have someone you can call to take you to the hospital? I'm afraid you are quite delusional

>10/10 girl likes me
>no one likes her because she has some kind of mental disorder
>push her away
>first (and last) gf also had numerous disorders
there must be something wrong with me

>tfw 1 thing just turns you off and you break all relations with her
I shit you not, I don't have friends because of this and I rather be alone.

I dunno, but the last time I had sex was like 4 months ago... I think I'm gonna see her this Saturday tho, maybe we can bone again

if you have to ask, you can't

>always have phone on vibrate because tism
>date a girl in uni
>get home, go to bed
>wake up to 125 texts on my phone
uh ok

>10/10 girl
>no one likes her because of mental disorder
user, its not nice to lie on the internet

got lots of games but im gonna sit here and marathon the Taimanin series until you leave

sweet fantasy world bro, but why don't you tell us what actually happened

damn she must've really wanted your dick, most roasties would've given the cold shoulder right after that.

>tfw gf and I play video games together
>tfw gf is a solid 8/10 with an amazing midriff
>tfw gf is of average skill, so it's cute when she legit tries to beat me in a game
I made it, Yea Forumsros, took me 25 years but I made it

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No lie ive been rejected a total of 50 times and not one date

Same except I went on a date just to try it out and was bored so I called it off

They're 10/10 of course there's something wrong with you.

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Good call holding off, user. You're a wise man and she probably fucking loved your exercising restraint.

Last Saturday
Sure

can you be "incel" if you don't even try? I haven't tried since high school, I think I deserve a harsher more derogatory term

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she's going to cheat on you once the "hehe my bf is a gamer" phase ends

She’s below average, she’s just makeup frauding

Of course an incel wouldn't understand what it's like

Take dance classes with her and ask her out in front of the whole class by dancing for her, before giving her roses and chocolates. Also make sure to film it all for some really pathetic TV that'll make you look like a really desperate and cringy faggot. That'll do the trick.

he's deeper in the spectrum. men have to apply themselves harder. autistic women don't need to do anything. he needs to put down the video games and cartoons for starters.

Not that guy but I had that in hs. She was kinda ugle though so I just ignored her until she went away. In retrospect I shoulda smashed in order to end my virgin status.

Pretty much a year ago now. She replied with something along the lines of "sure I never turn down a first date"
It didn't work out

Shit bro, that really sucks :(
Aggressive girls that play with you in public are fun, I had one like that in high-school

you'd be surprised
one time she got really excited while I was around her and kicked me in the temple while I was either sitting down or kneeling down or something
after a while I found out she left school because she was depressed
sorry rose

>tfw girl likes you
>tfw instantly lose interest as soon as she does
What's wrong with me?

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>tfw a girl likes you but shes not a 10/10 like all the girls posted here

>Girl gets a guy to ask me out for her
>He does it in a really vague way by pointing at me and then pointing at her
>I have no kdea what the fuck is going on and shake my head
>In the next class I overhear people talking about how I rejected her
>Only then realized she was trying to ask me out
>Too autistic to try and explain it to her
That was the only time a girl was ever interested in me and that was when I was 13, 12 years ago. Every day I wish I could go back and just say yes as my life would probably be so much better.

>Implying your negative emotions mean anything to me
Feels good to not be insecure
I guess a good job, a degree and no loan makes that to you
But if that ever happens, I will remember the day you told me so

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I have a game called using a treadmill you stick ass bitch who just sits there and the only thing you run is your stupid mouth about dumb trivial shit that only you care about instead of putting that mouth to actual good use and the heaviest thing you've ever lifted was a selfie stick which is the only thing in existence thinner than you

>kicked you in the head for no reason
sounds like she just needed a good dicking

why haven't you tried? no interest? if so, how come? or simply given up because you don't think you'll succeed.

DR ZHIVAGO, A BREF ENCOUNTER AND BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI.

find love

this is the correct attitude to take, user
it doesn't do to dwell on things outside your control

Tried. Still get reeeeeeeeeeeeeee'd at.

>call her a stick
>tell her to use a treadmill
How would that put meat on the bones?

we're gonna play
POOOOOOLE
POSITIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN

Do you like N64?

I've had this with girls but not friends

I guess "volcel" would be the term if you technically haven't been rejected. Not very harsh sounding though.

2 years ago
spierdalaj kurwa

go to places where autistic people with no social skills gather.

If you want sex but aren't having it you are an incel (involuntary celibate).

haha wouldn't that be weird haha

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coping mechanism, tell yourself you're not even trying and you could if you wanted to

sounds like the kind of people who should just start raping
i don't think i'd mind it happening at this point

>tfw a girl pity-likes you

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