Don't mind me bro, just pirating this candy

I do this when no one is looking.
I'll just plug in my phone and steal some electricity from a restaurant without paying.

buying is for faggots
stealing is for chads

>Inb4 what if everyone stole stuff!!!
wont happen
>Inb4 what if some1 steals from you!!!!
they will die trying

>they will die trying
not if they're armed and trained to raid

Don't mind me, just pirating the answers to this quiz. It doesn't matter, I'm just making a copy :P

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One time I called out a shoplifter and almost got into a fight in a Circle K parking lot. I'm pretty glad he didn't have a knife.

You sound like you're 12.

Anyone else steal candy? Whenever I go to walmart I go to the bulk area where you take candy and weigh it and put it in a bag. I got at 3am when no ones there and just eat chocolate and candy for dinner and the wagies don’t even get angry

of course it's a white boy copying off a girl could you imagine if this was a black girl copying of a white boy?

Ya, next time just inform the staff despite the staff being oblivious on how to handle shoplifters, but there may be a chance they have a AP team who can perform a citizen's arrest handcuffs and all if the AP has all the steps needed to apprehend someone. Some shoplifters are complete creeps as well as some may have nothing better to do than stalk you around for getting in the way of their free $20 shirt.

Obsessed

>Yea Forums hates niggers
>Yea Forums defends stealing like a nigger

wtf I hate white people now!?!?

Can’t be considered stealing if there was nothing to pay for in the first place, I’m just receiving a copy of what was purchased.

Kek'd

Based.