Skyrim

Female Redguard out for Nord, Breton and Imperial dick.

Telvanni Dunmer
>Fuck off and let me fuck my clones n'wah

If we're talking about racial bonuses, orc is the best without doubt.
If we're talking about being a race that isn't completely fucking retarded in the lore, only Bretons, Argonians, and maybe Redguards are acceptable

except bretons are white you fuck
redguards are niggers

Does Orc give you 5 levels worth of stats free? I don't think so ! Sad!

>+Thalmor patrols less likely to assault you
wat

>except bretons are white
Bretons are mongrels.

Fuck you Khajits and reguards are mongrel

race war nwo fucker

Osrsimer so I can go BERSERK

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bretons

a qt petite breton bard waifu

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>be playing on legendary
>get out numbered by bandits
>Oh shit.wav
>activate BERSERK.exe
>screen goes red
>tunnel vision
>dick expands three sizes
>mow down everything in seconds with my massive heaving greatsword

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it doesn't matter since the racial abilities suck ass and I never use them. I usually just pick whatever race I want my character to look like.

Why do you Hate Lorkhan so much?

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>implying bretons weren't the result of eugenics

>Double damage and half damage taken on demand
>this means doing x4 more damage than your opponent does to you
>vs some shitty stat boost you can get from an enchanted ring

Slutty dunmeri mage in every game since Daggerfall.

>waterbreathing is useless due to no underwater combat and barely any places where you can actually dive
>disease resistance is useless since even characters without it almost never get sick and even if you do manage to contract something somehow, it's a complete non-issue
>hist skin is useless due to lol getting injured in Skyrim
It hurts.

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>Double damage and half damage taken on demand

Once every 24 hours.

If we're bringing gear into it you can just enchant your way to being OP which can be done for any race.

Absolute SHIT at stealth archery, worst Skyrim race

This. If you don't RP as a total skank getting every hole filled, and routinely impregnated, by all manner of species, including undead and non-sentient monsters, I really worry for your heterosexuality.

Male Breton
Female Dunmer

lizards are sexier

>Find any random bed and click sleep, now you have another charge for free
>Giant damage reduction and damage increase enchants are comparable to a plus 50 mp ring that can be found in the world at around level 15
Face it altmerfag

Same. I came to Skyrim to get colonized.

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Orc mage every time

I pick Orcs so I can rp a merc warrior guy

Nord man or woman or redguard woman. The male redguards don't look right for some reason, and unlike the male nords, having facial hair didn't fix it.

does anyone here honestly believe melania doesn't spend all day fucking black guys?

>+Thalmor patrols less likely to assault you
the same pussy thalmor that came every once in a while to lick your feet and give you free loot?
literally the worst race choice in the game
you are playing skyrim wrong

I honestly don't spend time thinking about it

breton, that innate magicka resistance is straight fire

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I agree that argonians are useless. I still love and play them though

>using magic
Gay unless you're growing YUGE shrooms and daughter-wives like this fine sera with great taste.

Fuck skyrim anyway, Blades is where it at
>most of your loot comes from chest
>chests take time to open
>good chests are somewhat rare and take hour (or 6) to open
>shitty chests are plentiful but yeld is low

>vendors sell shit at incredibly inflated prices and I don't understand when they restock
>everything takes time except repairing your gear
>can't alchemy or enchant shit yourself, need to pay for it. And vendors will use standard recipes anyway

>combat is okay
>damage types are important because everything is RPS
>enemies can temporary gain 300 IQ and perfect block your every attack
>necromancer with a shitty iron dagger can block your 16 ton orcish warhammer
>can't chug potions because they cost and actually somewhat hard to come by
>a single rato or spooder can poison and fuck you over because fuckers come in range of your melee attack only when THEY attack no problem

And worst offender of them all: can't play stealth archer. No stealth and no ranged combat.

Breton because I want to be a mage and elder scrolls elves are dicks

I never played skyrim, but don't high elves have a weakness to all forms of magic or was that tossed out?

What are some mods I should get for my first playthrough if I want a nice, immerive experience?

brentons are half elf's and super racist

Get a combat mod like Wildcat, and then as many survival mods as you can stomach, so you can be a based mountain man hunting for food and camping in-between questing

I recreated my nerevarine

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Donald is such a cuck that his wife doesnt even live with him.

Wood elf. I'm an unoriginal stealth archer fag

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Nord because FUCK MER NIGGERS

REMOVE ELF remove elf

Altmer make trash stealth archers

I know it's boring but I went with Nords. Not into being a furry or a scalie, and I'm not that interested in the elves in this universe, and Orcs are Orcs.

classic
I unironically never played a stealth archer

breton, nord, imperial had a pretty close 3way tie

>For me it was high elves
Never heard of them

thats an ass i want to impregnate

Redguard, of course.

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Male redguard here, but Altmer/Bosmer/Khajit pussy. I'll save Tamriel from the elf-nazis by REDDED.com-ing all the mer. Also more seriously in Skyrim they are melee + destruction magic which is how I like it for a battlemage.

How do you know that was part of the contract?

>minmaxing legendary
breton

>minmaxing w/e
orc

>minmaxing low level
depends of your build
khajiit/bosmer for stealth archer
altmer for pure mage
dunmer for nightblade

>best races
orc, breton, altmer
>worst races
argonian, redguard, imperial

Nord loli. ALWAYS.

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I play as argonian becuase they start with a water breathing spell and they are gr8 at spears and acrobatics. disease resistance is usfull too

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>spears and acrobatics
rip