What you playing on Switch right now?

What you playing on Switch right now?

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Kawase demo, all day every day

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Absolutely nothing.
100%'d Odyssey and got tired of BoTW after 300ish hours.
Smash is alright but it's not the same without friends being over which rarely happens.
Where the fuck are my games; where the fuck is Pikmin and Viewtiful Joe.
Where the fuck is my FIGHTERZ style 2d Fire Emblem -- where the fuck is my good Monster Hunter.
WHAT THE FUCK!

Beating Jokers on Smash online.

Not her game, that's for sure

Fucking nothing, because it's a shitty handheld/pseudo home console.

moonlighter

How does it feel to own a console that would be completely irrelevant were it not for Saitom's anime tiddies?

No More Heroes. It's a bit rough, but if you enjoy Suda games the brand of Suda madness, fourth wall breaking and general character conversation type is there and worth the mediocre gameplay.

it's more relevant than your comment

Switch mini when?

I'm playing with Pyra's big fat tiddies.

Okami HD, and it's pretty fucking great

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Nothing I sold my switch because it was a massive let down

Just beat NG+. Nia being invited to hold hands thawed my cold heart.

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Nothing. Mine is playing dust collector since Mario Odyssey. I play everything else on PC (not gonna pay 24.99 por indies that i already have on Steam for 4.99)

Finished XC2 NG++ now on Torna NG+

Got a lot in the back log for it but just picked up FFXIV again so playing that for now.

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Xenoblade 2 is the least selling first party Switch game though

Brutally beating Cuphead for the 5th time since I double dipped.

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This is wrong. Captain Toad probably sold less, and I'm not even talking about Nintendo Labo
Then again XC2 is a niche game

Pyra's armpits STINK!

Please guys... i need a god game to hold me over till FE

I played some Smash with my friend earlier, Joker's fun but neither of us really know what we're doing. Found a couple cool custom maps too which was pretty fun.
What do people think of Katana Zero, that looked cool.

xbc2 any good

Yes, but it's acquired taste. It has tons of pleb filters, if you're a normalfag and don't like animu you'll probably not like it

It worth getting?

No. These threads only exist to dump images from Gelbooru while meeting any resistance with "but muh vidya tho"

Is the game laggy at all on switch? Does it still look good with lower resolutions?
My buddy is a console and macfag without a bone. I'd like to recommend this to him since we used to play contra 3 and gun star heroes together but I'm worried the game would run kind of crappy

Gameplay starts slow but gets good as it gives you more tools, just remember you can flick movement to animation cancel auto attack to make it go faster.

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If I'd give my brutally honest opinion, I'd say its a light 8/10. There are a lot of good things and bad things about the game:

The good:
>late game combat is one of the most varied and customizable systems in JRPGs
>large party size and plenty of character customization
>beautiful art direction and layout of cities, dungeons, and landscapes
>high content variety with lots of side quests, mini-games, and other activities
>amazing sound design and soundtrack
>the lore and connection to the first game is pretty great

The bad:
>early game combat sucks and is horribly slow and repetitive
>tutorials can't be viewed beyond their initial appearance and often show content that won't relevant to the player until much later in the game
>English dub is inferior to most previous Xeno titles
>Field Skills hinder exploration and quests
>the humor and characterization of party members is not for everyone
>side content can occasionally be subject to a lot of open world game tedium and repetition
>character art direction lacks cohesiveness and direction

It's not as good as the first Xenoblade, but if you're patient and don't mind a grindy open world game, then you'll get some fun out of it. I played it for around 170 hours and I don't regret it.

The World Ends With You: Final Remix

Cuphead
FFX
My Time at Portia
Add Dragon's Dogma to that list when it comes out (next week?)

I need to finish Xenoblade

Patiently waiting for MM2, SwSh and Animal Crossing

Really fucking wish Bandai Namco would bring a .hack collection like Last Recode to the switch.
I need some of that fake mmo goodness portably.
I'm learning that nothing beats grinding out a long game when you're wrapped up in bed playing handheld.

>character art direction lacks cohesiveness and direction
I understand where you're going with this and at first I thought the same. Still, this was a cooperative effort similar to the gacha concept where many different artists contribute to a single game with various art styles.
It is intended, just very weird to see in a game like this. I do have to say though that the 3D models came out much better than I expected, even with all the different art styles.

If anything, Monolithsoft has now a good catalogue of artstyles they can choose from as they all work rather well in their own way.

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I'm finishing up completing all the blade affinity charts in Xenoblade 2, just have Shulk and Fiora left. Really glad I picked the game up, Yea Forums had me convinced that it would just ruin my memories of the first Xenoblade for a while.

I'm thinking about getting The Liar Princess and the Blind Prince once I'm done with Xenoblade. It looks cute, but is the gameplay any good?

Just some Travis Strikes Again

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mario bros 3.

WoFF Maxima.

definition of rough diamond.

I haven't finished Dark Souls or MHGU yet, so pretty much just that aside from a MP game like Splatoon.
Waiting for SwSh, hoping DQ XI and God Eater 3 are fun. Don't really know what else is coming out.

>Still, this was a cooperative effort similar to the gacha concept where many different artists contribute to a single game with various art styles.
If it was just Blades, I'd be fine with it, but when NPCs of the same race as a playable character look nothing like the latter, that's when I think there's a problem. Nia barely looks like other Gormotti even in Driver form. Morag and Zeke look nothing like other people from their home Titans. Vandham barely resembles an Urayan. The list goes on, to the point where only Nopon and Acedians skirt by with a noticeable amount of design consistency.

I literally haven't played anything on my switch in like a year.
Last thing I did was complete my second playthrough of xenoblade

You do have the right of it there. Unfortunately Xeno games have never really been consistent with NPCs other than the ones present in important quests.
If anything it is a step up from XCX when it comes to the most common NPC models. XCX did achieve better results with keeping looks more consistent between characters.

It's the risk of using different artists for different parts of development. While I personally didn't mind it too much I see where you're coming from and I agree with your opinion about the clashing styles.

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I don't have one yet. Until Pokemon, I don't see a point. Nothing that's so great it sells me a console.

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Why do you guys continue to pretend anime games are hardcore? They're the Japanese equivalent of western movie games, it's all style and no substance.

Read the thread and try to find anyone talking about the actual game, it's all just waifufaggotry masquerading as video game discussion.

Discussion of JRPGs inevitable lead to spoilers so this is the wrong place to discuss it

Need to get back to that. I got kinda bored in coffee and donuts but the racing game seems really cool. I’m excited to see where the story goes too, since I’m really liking it so far

Yes because Yea Forums
ADACHI IS THE KILLER
cares about JRPG spoilers.

I really enjoyed the story of TSA, the DLC is pretty good too.

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no.
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Daryl!
Like a scoliotic juggernaut, he’s
Daryl!
Like the waterboy to Hercules, he’s
Daryl!
With a power mullet baptized in luck
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!

When our dreams lay in shambles and hope was all spent
Death-defying, barely trying, at most like 80%
Though on the telephone of history he answered the call
This whole F***ing game he says nothing at all
Daryl!

Like the butter knife of Damocles, he’s
Daryl!
Like a limp-wristed Valkyrie, he’s
Daryl!
He’s the flame decals on your uncle’s truck
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!

Daryl!
Like a near-sighted manticore, he’s
Daryl!
With like, ninja stars.. and... laser boots, he's
Daryl!
Also like, turbo magic… and like a thousand girlfriends
Daryl!
Girlfriends!

Daryl!
Like a mouth-breathing Mjolnir, he’s
Daryl!
Like a triple backflip Judo punch, he’s
Daryl!
With an orthopedic solid mythril tux
He is Super Daryl Deluxe!

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Should I get a pro controller? It seems like it's better quality than the joycons but on the other hand I seriously can't imagine going back to a regular controller after playing with separated joycons, particularly in Splatoon.

I like mine

Is hacking still shit?

If you're batshit insane good with games like Megaman and Contra yes. But it's more of trial and error. But once you figure out the patterns then you're good.
It's on par with the PC and XboxONE versions.

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>What you playing on Switch right now?
Are there games to play?

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monhun generation ultimate arrived today, so im gonna check that out

I haven't purchased a new console since the original Wii, or maybe the DS. Sell me on the Switch.

Punch Out, on their NES games collection thing.
Really makes me want to play Wii version...

You can easily find it at Gamestop for $20 easily.

I wish I could justify a Switch purchase right now. I know for a fact the only thing I'll be playing will be Smash since I get pretty competitive online.
I can get any of the indies on PC, have played BOTW on Cemu already (didn't like it that much desu) and the Pro Controller sucks for anything 2D. It also seems like Yuzu is making a lot of progress lately.
Maybe, maaaaaybe Persona 5 would convince me if it doesn't come to PC, I know I can emulate it but I've been a big fan since P4G and having P5 on another handheld just feels right.
Even then, that's like ... 2 games? I don' trust Gamefreak anymore so I'm not even hyped for Pokemon.

Kinda been thinking of hooking my Wii U back up to play that too.

I probably will do that honestly, but for now uni work is weighing down on me.

Finally. Is this the Katana Zero thread?

Well it's also on the Wii U too.

Katana zero is fucking great, I'm surprised there's no thread right now

>I do have to say though that the 3D models came out much better than I expected, even with all the different art styles.
>If anything, Monolithsoft has now a good catalogue of artstyles they can choose from as they all work rather well in their own way.
the 3d models besides the main cast were all outsourced anyways so it's not like -they- learnt anything

oopa gangnam style. i'm playing katana "beero" aka katana zero.

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>Macfag
I'm a macfag and just abandoned PC gaming as a whole because no one makes physical games. And because Steam is now proactively trying to kill my 10 year old Macbook because it's a bloated piece of shit.

>the 3d models besides the main cast were all outsourced anyways so it's not like -they- learnt anything
Not all of them were outsourced. Takahashi mentioned how adapting all of the different art syles were good experience for Monolithsoft's staff in an interview, so some of the characters outside of the main cast were definitely handled in house.

My friend bought me Cuphead for my birthday today.

more like cuckhead

t. Couldn't clear the tutorial

spbp and shockingly no responses
>mfw being a switch owner and not giving a flying absolute fuck about smash
suffering

>responding to copypasta
Sell your switch

>sell your switch
But good games WERE on it and good games are COMING but right now, holy shit come on there is NOTHING

wtf didnt know pastas were supposed to be accurate

>consolewarshitposting
>b-but
Fuck off and sell your switch

I could never get into XC2. Environment skill checks were dumb. Blades took too much micro and it felt like they were just throwing in too many systems for no reason. Seeing the future is also a great mechanic and they threw it out after one game. Oh well.

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I'm playing Yoshi. I should get some Joker hours in for Smash, but been too busy to play him yet.
Yoshi feels pretty boring though. I hope it was over already, which isnt a feeling I got with any other Yoshi game.

>Blades took too much micro
Literal brainlet

Stop telling me to sell my switch because you can’t admit there isn’t anything right now besides smash! Damn
>I love my switch but don’t like smash
>SELL IT REEEEEEE
>I don’t want to sell it, I enjoyed all of the previous games from 2017/2018 but right now there isn’t anything besides smash
>SELL. YOUR. SWITCH!
Why don’t you fuck off. I’m waiting for AC and Luigi’s Mansion and Pikmin but for the time being, there’s NOTHING

Every single weapon in the entire game you can pick up had their own development and relationship tree. Not just every weapon class; every single weapon. It was excessive.

>because you can’t admit there isn’t anything right now
>playing games on my Switch RIGHT NOW
>REE DON'T CALL ME OUT
Fuck off back to discord tranny
And sell your switch

>relationship tree
So you didn't play the game?

Finishing katana zero

I played up to chapter 5 - which I saw is half way through the game - and gave up because I was bored. That was a long time ago, so my memory might be faulty.

Managing blades is piss, dunno how the fuck you think they've too much micro

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>Where the fuck is my FIGHTERZ style 2d Fire Emblem

try super robot wars

>m-my memory might be faulty
So you didn't play the game

I already have T on my PS4.

I did play the game. It's sitting in my room still.
I played the shit outta X and XC1, but t XC2 is mad boring, chief.

I wish the VN segments were longer. Some of the best stuff in there.

Okami and BOTW

>I-i did play it
>didn't know the future seeing mechanic was removed in X
doubt.png
Go back to discord and dilate

I know future seeing wasn't in X. That's why I said it was missing after one game. Did you read what I said in my original post? I have a fair amount of gripes with X, too.

This, I feel you bro

I'm sure you do, go back to Discord tranny

Managing Blades isn't complicated, it's just pointlessly cumbersome given the shitty interface.
>You can't sort Blades by field skill categories and/or elemental masteries
>Every single equipment type requires going to a separate menu screen
>Leveling up field skills doesn't happen automatically - you have to go into affinity menus to do so
>You can't browse through Blade affinity trees with L and R like you can in your party

And the launch version had even more problems like unskippable gacha roll animations, ridiculously limited overdrive protocols, and other shit that made managing Blades a tedious chore.

>it's just pointlessly cumbersome
Maybe you should actually play the game before criticizing

This is the problem with Yea Forums. People are so quick to assume you have some sort of allegiance that the minute you bring up something you dislike from a game, you're automatically some sort of paid shill / hater / tranny from Discord.
I love Nintendo and I love the fuck outta my Switch, but XC2 just bores me. It's not a bad game, but it definitely disappointed me. Even now, you refuse to have a dialogue with me.

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Playing Punch Out with my older brother before giving Cuphead a go.

>I love Nintendo
>I just shit on them on Yea Forums with false statements that are echoed on trannycord
Huh

I didn't shit on Nintendo. I said I disliked Blades and how they took future sight out of X and XC2.

Its very good. Its precise hardware with a lot of functions.

>blades all have their own relationship trees
>ok well I didn't play the game
>ok well I still like Nintendo so don't call me out you silly cis-heteronorms lol
Fuck off

>You can't sort Blades by field skill categories and/or elemental masteries
Didn't they patch something like that in?
Either way, the menus in that game are a real shitshow. Like a lot of other things in it, honestly. I loved the game, but it really felt like it needed more development time.

>Didn't they patch something like that in?
He hasn't played the game

Fuck off.

>I didn't like thing from XC2
>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
What did the XC2DF mean by this?

I played half of the game. I'm pretty sure every Blade has their own Affinity Chart. Correct me if I'm wrong; is that not the case?

>each and EVERY BLADE has a relationship tree
>this is not true
>f-foggy memory
You first trannyfuck

>I don't like thing NOT in XC2
FTFY
Each blade does not have their own relationship tree

He's obviously talking about their affinity charts you moron. Calm down.

XC2 again because I got problems

Travis Strikes Again.
I have way too many systems anyways so I'm always spread between them. But right now I'm mostly playing Yakuza 0 on pc

>o-obviously
No user, stop defending trannycord

Yep. If every weapon class had a chart, and it took longer to fill out, I'd be fine, but it disincentives me to swap weapons when every single weapon has their own chart. Not only that, but you get them through RNG.

Bought Pokken and Crash Trilogy last night. Other than that I'm mostly playing Let's Go Eevee and Smash.

Kinda getting into Warframe as well.

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Check out some of the better indie games
If you want a good side scroller, Katana ZERO came out today

XC2 isn't even a good game.
It's legit either somebody's VERY FIRST jRPG or the GOTY of a weeb.
Think I'm fucking around? @2:07
youtu.be/c-mv61aTRtU

I know some people enjoy that, but quit treating it like it's some mecca you must indulge with on the Switch.

How easy is it to hack a 7.01 Switch now?
I got tired of Smash and sort of just want an indie machine.

>it took longer to fill out
You haven't even played the game

But even now, you refuse to respond to me when I said I was talking about Affinity Charts because you know it's true.

I’m with you
I’m mostly just making my way through Challene Mode on a “No Mythra” run

>guy calls Affinity Chart "relationship tree"
>50+ posts over this minor quibble when anyone else would've asked what they meant or figured from context what they meant
>no-one discussing LGBT at all
>except the guy using it to insult everyone in every response he makes
You don't need to try this hard to shitpost, user. Especially when it's about XB2.

Nothing. Playing Dragon's Dogma on PS4 to get myself ready for Dragon's Dogma on the Switch

>it is bad because of this five second clip that you only see once
Very well founded and logical argument.

I played half of the game. I put over 20 hours into it.

MHXX

Want to finish village before I have to go my next training cycle, but fuck me it's tedious, who decided all these loading screens was a good idea?

Depends on if it's the patched version. There should be a guide on /hbg/

Hacking the Switch was the best thing I ever did btw. Emulating SNES and PS1 games and having the choice between portable and big screen is amazing, and there's no lack of indie games that I'd never pay for that I've simply fallen in love with because I can just pirate them

>guy calls Affinity Chart "relationship tree"
>despite supposedly playing 1 and X
lol

So, is the new Switch rumored to be an upgraded modeled hardware wise? I'm just hoping its not another New 3DS type of "upgrade".

>playing Dragon's Dogma to prepare for Dragon's Dogma
Finishing the cycle of eternal return, I see

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>Yep. If every weapon class had a chart, and it took longer to fill out, I'd be fine, but it disincentives me to swap weapons when every single weapon has their own chart. Not only that, but you get them through RNG.
I think the general idea was that the merc missions were there so you could continue filling out all the charts of the blades you aren't using in the background, but going in and out of the menu every 30 minutes to check on that shit got old incredibly fast. And it doesn't even work for every node.

>where the fuck is my good Monster Hunter.
XX is good

Don't Affinity Charts lead to unique conversations and things? They're effectively relationship trees.

>>despite supposedly playing 1 and X
The games where the affinity chart was an actual relationship tree? Gee, I wonder why they'd mix that up with the mechanic called "Affinity chart" in XB2 that's just another skill table?

>They're effectively
No user, they're not

Maybe you should have an actual argument before claiming someone hasn't played the game. The interface sucks with how little granularity there is in each menu screen. I get that they were trying to accommodate undocked play, but they went too far with the big fonts and chunky menu panels.

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They lead to conversations, so they progress relationships. You know nobody in here is agreeing with you?
I don't even think the game is awful; it's just tedious and definitely not my type of game.

More an argument than screaming the word tranny over and over.

There’s two
One is supposed to be more of a kiddy version with viewer weak points in the physical design so that it can take more punishment, it’s supposedly handheld only with joy cons built in that you can’t remove
The other is supposedly more powerful but we have no idea if that’s a more powerful tablet or a dock that handles all the graphics processing or what. All we know is it’s supposedly for more hardcore gamers

Nice youtube video

>a non argument is more than a dismissal of non arguments!
Sad

he's just shitposting at this point user

not the other guy but you did say you had 20 hours in it

The only weak point of merc missions is that they don’t run while the game is off
Fuck me, it seems so obvious to make the time gated VandamsBase missions happen also while the game is off cause it’s a fucking handheld and so you’re only gonna be checking up on this shit for a minute or two while you’re out. But nah, they only run while you’re playing

I'm going to get to indie games eventually, but they're not what I bought a Switch for.
I just think from here on out if you're looking for anything that isn't an OG Nintendo IP you're shit out of luck from here on out.

over 20 hours

same it's so comfy

Imagine being scared of trannies of all things.

That, and it would've been nice to be able to save teams and queue up a bunch of future merc missions at one time, instead of constantly going in and out of the menu.

You must have mistook me for someone else. I'm

>I just think from here on out if you're looking for anything that isn't an OG Nintendo IP you're shit out of luck from here on out.
But there's a ton of quality indie games on Switch

I have bigger hands so the joycons are a little small for me. I bought the pro controller and it's perfect.

I'm the guy with 20 hours played; I didn't post that, and I'm not gonna post my playtime because I have nothing to prove to this dude.
It's impossible to have a conversation on here without being immediately labeled as a shill or a hater or getting strawman'd. It's ridiculous.

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I don’t know about that
MArio Maker comes out in a bit and we also have some third party stuff like Astral Chain and DXM in the summer
It is a bit odd that we haven’t gotten much in the way of a big single player title recently, unless you’re a Yoshi fan

Sorry, was only half-following the conversation. Yeah fuck trying to have a decent convo around here

Definitely
Another idea someone had to reduce the load for field skills was to have a dedicated team of Blades sent on an indefinite merc mission that could supplement your field skill values

I'm guessing the updated model will have a tegra X2. I can dream that Nintendo puts a Xavier in but I doubt it.

I’d actually recommend the Switxh for indie games over other systems since it’s fairly powerful and portable and can start up nearly any indie game really quickly so you don’t need to dedicate yourself to it too much

Who knows
Fucking 20% of Nvidias game revenue comes from the Switch now so maybe Ninty has enough sway to get a cutting edge portable chip

>Even normalfags are getting tired of the XC2DF
OH NO NO NO

>I-i didn't post
Gay tranny ops

>Indie games
I didn't buy a switch for indie games.
Non OG IP's mean things made by Nintendo that isn't Zelda, Mario, Kirby, etc.

I'd consider Mario Maker an OG IP.
Astral Chain and SMT V are the only two left I can think of that I'd put towards the value of the switch. But with SMT V I'm getting the vibe it might go multiplat.
Atlas being absorbed by SEGA essentially made it open source. If that ends up beong the case I'd rather get that on PS4 since I'm a filthy, dirty trophy hunter.

>will have a car part
???

>ops
It's exactly as I said. Can't even talk without someone thinking it's a raid or that you're waging a personal war on Nintendo, or any choice company.

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why are you still taking his bait?

>can't even shitpost
Good

Because I have nothing better to do while I tab back and forth between this and the project I'm working on.

If you had a switch you could play that

this is Yea Forums, nobody's actually interested in playing video games

I'm playing video games right now actually

I thought Yea Forums removed the pedophiles by banning loli. Why not go the next step and remove nintendo poz? The only people who own nintendo consoles over the age of 9 are people grooming kids they meet online.

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Pro controllers are legit great.

Someone start posting Rex

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Nah, this is shitposting general now.

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Why do you pretend to be gay?

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Fuck you this isn't a Xenoblade thread.

>be me (28)
>have a seven year old niece who plays splatoon w/voice chat
>One day I over hear some grown man on the TV telling her she has a pretty voice and if he can have her picture
>Get niece off the Switch
>Confront pedo over the mic
>He just berates me with meme insults and actually, legitimately hisses at me and tells me I fucked up his day
>I tell him to fuck himself and that I'm calling the cops
>He screams so loud that it's nothing but static coming out of my speakers till he signs off
>This is the kind of person I imagine I'm talking to now when somebody proclaims to be a Nintendo fan on this Tasmanian Devil hair and nails grooming forum.

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I’ve never played XC2 but god do I love this picture

But splatoon voice chat is restricted to added friends. Your story is a lie.

Too bad

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Why do shounen protagonists all have runny noses?

>where the fuck is my good Monster Hunter.

XX is one of the best MonHuns

She's seven.
She adds anybody.

Same

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Very good

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>The XC2DF spamming an unrelated thread with their waifufaggotry

Was keeping your cancer in containment threads not enough?

Nobody on Yea Forums played the game, they just fap to the waifubait.

>not educating her about stranger danger
still your fault, mang

Stop shitposting

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Field skills should've been one-and-done deals. Once you pass them you can just access them normally.

Stop spamming images in an unrelated thread then.

Katana Zero is fucking great

I should play Hotline Miami 2

This is a Xenoblade 2 / Switch thread user
Stop shitposting

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Tried playing Romancing SaGa 2, the default RPG Maker-tier presentation, enemies and combat didn't cut it for me so I've dropped it. Tried playing Tales of Vesperia but the combat and generic chibi overworld are turning me off. I've already played and enjoyed Xenoblade 2 and Ys VIII but I think that might be it for me as far as JRPGs go on the Switch, both SaGa and Vesperia came greatly recommended by Yea Forums and I just can't enjoy them. Feels like I've fallen for a meme and wasted my money.

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is it out?

This was a Switch thread, it had nothing to do with Xenoblade outside of OP's image, stop being an autist.

smash ultimate with this shitty joker DLC,user

I hate that XB2 sucks in handheld mode. It’s a good game, but you can see where they cut corners to get the game out in 2017.

Cuphead is dope on Switch.

The DLC yeah came out yesterday

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Smash
Holy fuck i only met one competent joker player. The rest keep trying to bait me hitting them while they use the rebel whatever. I just fish hook and or grab them. Free wins desu

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user, it's been out for literally three months to the day

>MHGU
>Not good
Die pleb

>This was a Switch thread
And Xenoblade 2 is the third best Switch game, your point?

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It's the lowest selling first party Switch game actually.

Wrong, it's the lowest selling 1m+ first party Switch game

Xenoblade ain't first party you dimwit

I was right the first time, all first party Switch titles hit a million.

Yeah
They also killed off SXOS
So you’re fucked.

> all first party Switch titles hit a million
false

Show me one that didn't.

>Yuzu
>Making progress
Nigga that entire program is made with prayers, Duct tape and Popsicle sticks
I downloaded it for shits and giggles and nothing fucking works
It just gives you a fucking seizure

Where are you after 1.5 year of daily Japanese humor thread?

Mainly FFX and Katana ZERO. I wasn't aware that the second DLC for Travis Strikes Again came out, but Ill probably play that soon.

nintendo.com/games/detail/sushi-striker-the-way-of-sushido-switch/

I'd like a Switch but they're insanely expensive still

Wait, I thought that sushi shit was a 3DS e-shop title?

Retail too

It's actually really simple japanese if you're a beginner.

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wait for the mini

It’s gonna be that Chief
At best it’s just gonna be 1080p anytime anywhere

God I wish they'd port XCX to the switch already, I'd play the ever loving shit out of the game on the switch

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wait for the pro

I’ll take “Shit that never happened” for 500

>the Switch library is mostly ports
>still no ports of the few games I'd buy again
Hate this shit

hyrule warriors

I dunno
I think the SMTV May be in some sort of contract with Ninty given how SMTIV was 3DS only and not on Vita

Ace Attorney Trilogy. Never played them before

I can't read moonrunes. Localization fucking when.

danmaku unlimited 3
finally broke 1 billion

Probably never considering they only brought over SoM and not the trilogy. There's been a translation patch for over a decade now.