>right: peak male condition
>left: fat woman
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>stomach sticks out further than the tits
big yikes
fat girls with small tits are a tragedy
The thing is, they aren't even pandering to fatfags with this. If they were going full fetish mode, I could at least somewhat respect that, but instead they seem to be trying to please the "body positivity" crowd.
Gross like most female design.
>Peak male condition
>Fat fuck
Stop trying to justify your obesity and lose some weight.
>not wanting to be Worlds Strongest Man mode
faggot
>peak male
Sorry man just because you work your arms doesn't make you the peak male.
it's called core strength, baby
was gonna mention WSM but beat me to it
bearmode is real strength, bodybuilders are nothing but waterweight
More like world's fattest man.
Reminder that the model on the right was supposed to be the original female Kul Tiran design. It's not attractive, but at least it's interesting. What they gave us was Amy Schumer.
>implying this is all fat and no muscle
imagine being this retarded
Projecting
Even he cut down on the fat.
Why can't human women be real, bros?
>wanting to be exhausted walking up the fucking stairs
Fuck off, fatty
oh boo he was cuter with it
Victorian Strongman/Bulky Sailor Build aesthetic is top tier
No one fucking cares, these dudes look fat and ugly as shit. No one wants to look at or look like them. The only people who defend this garbage race are fat fucks who think they look muscular and badass irl.
He actually weighed so much it was fucking him up. When he did the 1k deadlift, he burst a blood vessel in his brain, he said he forgot his kids names for like a week.
t. Twink
t. fat fuck
eddie hall is fuckin' ripped nowadays. He's done a lot of cutting since he got his injury
he's correct, bearmode is peak male physical condition, just look at the strongmen competitors
but peak condition =! peak aesthetics, pic related are human peak aesthetics
Holy fuck top left can fuck me to pieces.
He mean the woman.
>he's not an irl fat balding faceless man with unlimited power, straight from a doujin
lol @ u
>i'm not fat i'm bearmode!
developers aren't allowed to give women muscles
>bearmode is peak male physical condition,
No it isn't. Strongmen have notoriously terrible endurance and cardio, and the ones that actually want to live to see 50 invariably lose most of their weight the second they stop competing.
>all those fatties on the right
Low test as fuck
Brain issues terrify me, be they mental or physical. I can't imagine what it would be like to forget something like thst.
On topic though, I'd totally play a Kul'tiran if you didn't have to get max level and grind for two months. The fact that people put up with that, and how Blizzard doesn't see how off putting that is to new players, continues to astound me.
>that right
Oh god, you actually take those high test shitposters seriously, don’t you?
>ideal female body
>all landwhales
yikes
i'm a twunk actually but keep being sad you're a thinlet
sauce on the blonde in pink
You're either fat as fuck or a skeleton. I can tell from how pissy you are at another man achieving what your lazy ass never will
You laugh, but the fat tumblr-browsing bitches who still pay for this game actually rerolled as that thing on the left.
Genuinely so much better, shes got tons of personality and looks like a villain from a Disney movie
>but the fat tumblr-browsing bitches who still pay for this game
All three of them?
Tumblrites never play the games; they only post faggoty fan art and do all they can to make them worse.
Men
>strenuous exercise on a daily basis, incredibly strict dietary regimen, probably ruin body with steroids to go the extra mile, requires genetic predisposition
Women
>limit fastfood intake to four meals a week, learn how to use your fat ass to distract from your fat belly and face (or just find a guy who's into those things so you don't even have to bother with that)
it's a good filter
normal women still want to roleplay hot girls, only third wave feminists eat this shit up.
>fat tumblr-browsing bitches
>actually playing ugly characters
LMOA, are you 12?
Let e'm have it, I say. I still got sexy Draenei so it's no concern of mine what they choose to play.
Thats the most retarded fucking thing about this. The male of that race literally has the physique of the top 5 strongest men on our planet, but the women in their race are just obese? Why isn't the woman also in peak strongwoman condition? Why are the women in this race fat lazy pieces of shit but the guys are powerlifters?
OP are you fat and retarded?
>He fell for the high test meme.
I bet black people got you to lick shit out of a girl's asshole too.
>playing a manlet race
Because nobody plays ugly races. Shit gobs have niche appeal and they're still like only 2% of max level characters compared to void elves that just came out who are already above every classic race except humans and night elves.
That would've been an awesome design, and I would've gone through the work to play those kul'tirans. Especially if the amputations were an option at creation, but nobody outside of Yea Forums and fetishists would touch them.
NO S H O E S
>Right
>Looks like a swole sailor who works out at sea for six days a week and then drinks his own weight in beer. Has fat because he doesn't work out and has a high calorie diet, but also has well defined muscles because he actually works hard. A working man's body.
>Left
>Soft and fatty with no muscle tone or definition. Doesn't work, nor work out, nor restrict her diet.
>not playing a dwarf
Whoops, sorry guys wrong image.
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Cute feets.
Gee, Yogi, lay off the picnic baskets
You know niggas don't actually eat ass right? It is a play off of Eddie Griffon's bit about how if you eat pussy right you also eat ass because they're so close to each other.
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White people take shit too literally, to be fair though I'm sure some dumb niggas have done that but dumb niggas are always doing dumb nigga shit. Including eating shit.
Sauce on female top left blood is leaving my brain helpzmadzasd
right looks like a chad powerlifter
blizzard seemed to forget that men can be big and functional
women are just fat lol
rip mr. p
>promoting body positivity
>still no twink fuccboi body options
i feel oppressed. why do all the men in this game have to represent unrealistic body standards?
There actually is a super thin version of the Kul Tirans that's not playable.
>super thin
Seems normal to me bro
>Female version of this doesn't even exist.
Fuck those women make my dick rip out.
that's fucking Ashvane you idiot.
fat girls are disgusting
options are:
>dis-proportioned midgets
>disgusting hunched over zombies
>disgusting hunched over kul tiran if they're ever playable
>female characters
I AM NOT REPRESENTED AT ALL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHY CANT I JUST BE A QT BOY
I'm sorry?
>not horde bikini
missed opportunity
Every time I see the female Kul Tiran model, I think of something an user said sometime last year.
He said something along the lines of, fat women that video games will look a these character models, think to themselves, "Good, she's not prettier than me," and then ignore them and keep playing the attractive character models.
And man, speaking as a first-hand witness, that's so accurate.
wait those arnt playable? i never bothered to look, but that was literally half the interesting thing about them was that you could play a fat ass, or a scrawny looking dude to better fit casters. i just wish they werent fucking hunchbacks.
>"I'm a strong boy because i eat shit and do no workout"
That's not how it works
>that
>obese
t. 5'11" 140lbs
that dude is nothing but muscle aside from the stomach, where fat is nice to have if you're going to be involved in combat
Nope. Male models are NPCs, but they never implemented female versions. I assume they planned to, as some sort of balance to the amount of options Mag'har had, but they got scrapped.
Lmao all this fat faggots will never know the pleassure of spending 3 hours in the gym
actually made me lol. gj user.
I'd gladly play them if they had Cannon/Harpoon arms.
>sup yall, its me, yah boy
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they look like americans
No they don't.
They're white.
t.amerifat
that's a reskinned undead model, it'd take fuckall resources to make them playable
>ugly balding hairy fat fuck
>peak male condition
nice joke
both are literally sub-human
>peak male condition
>balding
>fat
>shitty genes
>short legs
Yikes
Underrated observation.
what are blood elf, void elf, nightborne
Pretty sure there's a version of the same image with Horde bikini.
The dude on the right is fat as fuck.
No fat bitches in Classic guys. We're going home.
those women ain't limiting shit fampai
must be this, I have yet to see a single female jultiran, saw only 3 male ones tho
>Unlocked Zandalari
>Only half-way to unlocking Kul'Tiran
Tying allied races to exalted rep is so fucking stupid.
>'peak male condition'
>pretending that peak male condition is being massively overweight but able to carry more
cmon son, humans have literally TWO strengths that distinguish us from other animals, intellect and endurance
peak male is someone who can survive with less, be able to travel long distances & durations and have the correct tools for every situation.
There's a reason why there were no sumo wrestlers on the battlefields
Why doesn’t she have a jaw?
Male Kultiran rogue is the Patrician choice
Why is she holding her boob like that?
right is anglo as fuck
yeah bro, strength doesn't matter, armies with all-women are just as effective as all-male ones and so on
This is why equality is a joke
- a 'hot guy' according to women is an ottermode with 10% > fat percentage, perfect hairline and succesful career
- attainable only with a massive investment of time, exercise and money
- a 'hot girl' according to men is just a normal weight girl with an attractive face (0% effort)
- attainable with genetics alone or having enough discipline or being poor enough to not get fat
This mindset is probably the reason why I have a fit girl fetish
Women shouldn't be allowed to make decisions for society. They shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>Not Shattered Sun Offensive bikini
missed opportunity
I admit I'm a dyke so I'm biased but literally every male on this list besides top left looks like a fucking joke of a poser I wouldn't want anything to do with, let alone bang. Fake/overdone tans should also be a crime punishable by death.
People who shouldn't be allowed to vote:
>non-whites
>anyone following organized religion (private religion is fine)
>non-land owners
>the jobless
>criminals
>women
>anyone over 60 who does not have a real job
>people engaging in anti-social behavior
>anyone who has uses social media
>people who have not completed national service
>circumcised people
>people living in cities
>people not living in multi-generational households
>Forgetting "people who post on imageboards"
Yea Forums is social media
Look at these incels and laugh.
I'm not paying taxes if I don't get a vote. End of story. Having said that no one under 25 should get to vote, your brain isn't developed.
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