Deep-throated azura until she exploded

Egh... What actually happened to the Dwemer is pretty blurry. Maybe they're part of Numidium, maybe they're fucking gone, maybe Trinimac was just another name for what the Dwemer had become and they became the orsimer as a result Kagernac's betrayal (Boethiah "eating" Trinimac).

>Be Michael Cuckbride
>Cucking around the house
>Cuck into a few too many lines of coke
>Don't show up for work
>Don't show up again
>What the fuck
>Todd Howard has to come to your house and tell you to get the fuck back to work
>Sees you on the floor eating a cheeseburger in the shower
>Revolts in disgust
>Get into work
>Cuck the game and make your own cuckbride insert
>Load the game down with your shitty "Infinity plus 1" """""""""Lore"""""""""
>Immediately get shitcanned as work on TES 4 begins so it can be something even resembling coherent

He is a god/divine. There were originally 9 counting Lorkhan but the others cut him out and pretended there were only 8 for what he did to them. Talos mantled the position left empty and filled out the roster.

Talos mantling Lorkhan is part of why the thalmor hate him so much, Lorkhan cucked them out of divinity when he made the world and then some humans achieved godhood and cucked them out of divinity again by stabilizing the world so they couldn't undo mundus.

lorkan's not really an aedra, would be good to mention that
not a daedra either

I wish ES 6 had some weird shit from the lore, shame it'll probably be the most generic fantasy Bethesda can spit out before dying.

The Dwemers all got Tang’d

>world ending cataclysm
>war between nations
What else could they do?

It might surprise you but Vivec's biography is not entirely historically accurate.

This too. Vivec's a poet so most of his stories will be metaphors. In my reading the azura story boils down to little more than "I'm a god and I do what I want, fate(Azura) can suck my fat half chimer/half dunmer dick."

The 8 monsters Vivec fought in his sermons are metaphors for the different clients he was prostituted out to

DON'T, or you're gonna get shitposted to death!

"look guys, I totally raped the king of rape"
is what the molag bal thing boils down to

>mfw vivec thinks he can deny fate
>mfw vivec thinks he can fuck azura
>mfw vivec has his godhood stripped
>mfw nerevarine mating presses azura while vivec is forced to watch from a nearby soul gem

Vivec is nothing compared to our lord and savior, Saint Jiub who went on a crusade of blood and fire against the cliffracer menace until they had been eliminated from morrowind forever.

>deep-throated azura until she exploded
lol fanfiction is not canon

>Numidian comes from Aetherius
>Powerful Bretons use their magic to dominate it
>Kuckbride shits his pants because Bretons represent the evil nazi white men to him
>Retconns all their lore and gives it to the Dwemer and Dunmer

A world-ending cataclysm that was caused by two warring nations
Then the warring nations need to work together to stop the cataclysm

That explains a lot

>be kirkbride
>make awesome deviantart-tier OC
>insert said OC into game
>turns out the majority of the players just kill him and steal his soul
>go into the forums and claim that NUH UH no one can kill his OC because he has a super secret cosmic power
ouch...

And Talos isn't 1 person either

Yeah, send his soul to the Shadow Realm where the Ideal Masters laugh at him for being a retard forever while he impotently screams about Chim

I don't even think Vivec is a bad character, per se. It's just Kirkbride taking his (non-canonish) writing too seriously.

Thats literally the most generic thing that could happen.

Vivec is such a fag piece of shit.

Literally the only decent person in the Tribubal is Sotha Sil.

He's a Divine, the Daedric Princes recognize him as such; his blood can open the portal to Paradise as Akatosh's can.

And even then sotha sil died.

The tribunal temple is evidently a huge pile of shit

I was under the impression that Lorkhan was the biggest aedra

pity response since you clearly blew an artery trying to type this
get help