"What do you want, kupo?"

"What do you want, kupo?"

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>i'll take the trusty dagger

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Why is he so thicc?

How much for fifteen minutes alone with the shopkeeper?

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10 Mythrilx10 to craft mythril armor to sell for more GIL

"Off limits! Kupo!"

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2000 drumsticks please.

Ring x10, wear 1 one each finger, get 100 evasion and never take any damage, I guess I'll also take the teleport stone and some chicken in case I get hungry

But I could pay you good Gil for it

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50000 gil for the shopkeeper's clothes and 50000 more for taking them off in front of me.

I'm okay with raping a small furry jew. Now, do you want to make some money while I fuck you, or not?

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6 mythril, for helm+chest+gloves+legs and weapon+shield, the teleport stone and two rings.

>le ebin billionth shopkeep thread where people are just waiting for lewds
why even bother coming up with item descriptions at this point

Trusty Dagger, and one pic related.

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there's no reason to get anything but the ultima weapon

"I've got the right thing for you perverts,take it or leave my store,kupo!"

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I'll take it and use it in front of the storekeeper.

I'd rather take the shopkeeper, though

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better watch out user, moogles don't fuck around

It's okay, I'm lvl 99999 slut

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Don't buy the fullhelm, it's a trap.

Ultimate End does no damage at all, its a joke move. It looks cool and that's it.

No no ignore this fraud! Buy helm! Its very good! Kupo!

200 chocobo drumsticks, please

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I'll take a drumstick, the book, and the dagger

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Im pretty sure we've had this exact thread like a month ago, post THAT image already.

What image kupo? I already said off limits

99x chocobo drumstick please, it's grindan time

>not respecting the inventory limit

Either I get multiple 99 stacks or else I ravenously
eat 101 of them in front of a shopkeeper

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hey, i've seen porn of that shopkeeper.