Rocks

Yeah, we get it. You gay.

>Trick the Golem into swinging/grabbing you
>Over reaches his hands and arms
>Falls into spikes
>Now acts as a stony bridge

Solved.

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Who is Rydia attacking this time?

>not being gay
DROPPED

Looks like there's a weak point on his butt!

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The fetish for this princess is that she hates everything on the outside and wants everything to be dark and gothic but she secretly loves being a pretty princess with bright frilly things, sweets and baby animals.
She wants user to be her big strong knight but she's kinda tsun because her family are a bunch of rich gothic cunts that expect her to be as cunty as they are.

>being gay for rocks

You can be gay in anything if you try hard enough

I don't care anymore. Somebody make porn of the goth gf princess already and end this thread.

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How tsun are we talking?

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have sex. just have sex. fucking shut the fuck up and have sex fucking cringe ass loser incels.

I was waiting to see if anybody would make other stuff before drawing the princess, but oh well.
What body type?

>buzzwords
Post discarded and dropped

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u mad lol

Fuck off BFA.

Bend over, faggot

made for paizuris

>paizuri
DROPPED

GOTHICC LEGS~ BIG GOTH TITTIES!

not him but
anal

your genes will die out. you will lose this war. you will be replaced forever and the world will be better off without you dregs to society.

Big tiddies and wide hips

Cope

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No.

>no big rock-bf to pound my twink ass deep

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have sex.

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I want to fuck that rock golem

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>anal
BUT ONLY IF SHE'S A TRAP (MALE)

same here holy shit

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mama sita

Suck

Goddamn

>gives her big tiddies
>doesnt even do titjobs
what a waste, they're just for show

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imagine the suction

>t. had sex once or is married to a cow and now spends his days on Yea Forums telling everyone else to do the same, even though more than half of Yea Forums probably has at least had sex with twice as many real women as this tranny chasing faggot.

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Nice

>Still never fixed it

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i do have sex you unwashed projecting unloved unmarried virgin
i'm fucking married
go away holy shit, learn to have fun

I modded the game's textures.

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You know what I've never seen on a goth girl? Glasses. Letxs experiment with that.

>female
DROPPED

Why does the golem have rock nipples?

Soulless.

Who needs a princess when you can have a golem bf

I'm not gay

Those are you where you recharge the magic that keeps him alive.

this

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that's where the lasers come from

This. Awaiting for a based drawfag to deliver rock cock

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>she's not real

IT HURTS Yea Forums...

>burn her, burn the Witch
>the rocks
>it moved
>monster
>this is her devilry

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wouldnt it be funny if the princess was as heavy as the golem because she's fat haha

HOL UP

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OMP OMP OMP

only good posts in thread, step it up

Cute

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ENHANCE

IMPROVE

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MAXIMUM GOOD

That's gay nigger...

NO! PLEASE! STOP RAPING HER!

sauce?

OMPED

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>that rock bulge

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NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

>you will never be the goth princess
It hurts so much.

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Coping is what fags do every time they're reminded they're 80% of the HIV/AIDS statistic.

these guys walk in the club and slap your gf's ass
what do?

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maybe you should then

Make a gofundme to arrange her funeral.

Poke battle them.

Capture them

call their dad

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>freckles
I CANT STOP PUKING
BLAAAAAAAAAARGH

lol

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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>just ask for some wholesome lewds like big tiddies, maybe even change all of it and just make it a cute trap
>Get BLACK'D/Cuck shit
The exact reason why I don't even enter these threads EVEN for porn. Fuck you

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MINERAL'D

dude
it's a rock

>dat rock cock
Crop out the goth bitch and it'd be perfect

Fuck this cu'ck shit. Fuck you guys.

ROCKED

>sexuality is threatened by rock golems
Yikes.

>All these heterofags in the thread
>only 1-2 anons for trap (male) porn

You don't know what true suffering is

I have explosives and a hammer. What now?

kys faglord

>2019
>not being gay
Pathetic

Unless its a qt chocolate waifu, interracial shit is bad. Take your cuckshit someplace else closest fags. Your fetish ruined these threads and the actual good oc waifus this board had left

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Gays are a disease that isn't capable of breeding, with no tits or cunt.

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Explain how you were born then

Imagine being feeling cucked by a literal rock.
Jesus fucking christ.

>not being bi
>limited yourself to 1/2 of the population
pathetic lmao

dude
it's
a
fucking
rock

I don't get the last part.

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My mom.

Male?

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STONE PLATINUM
VS
THE ROCK

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>I have explosives and a hammer.

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>wanting to do anything with pig disgusting women
LMAOING @ UR LIFE

>tranny shit
Didn't think this thread could get any worse

Now we're talking

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GAYS?

Anasheya

but is all chicks with dicks

ROCK HARD NIPPLES

im not the one in this thread enjoying cuck shit. Fuck off

calm down retard

Why am I a human? I'm a fucking dwarf!

Based

ok now we've gone too far

Visualize the sculpture within!

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Can I just have the hero holding the hand of the goth princess?

I know exactly what you're doing, you're just trying to make me gay while saying "cu'ck". That's not gonna change my mind in women.

>not GETTTAAAAA BEEEEEEAAAMUU-ing both and expose them to the horrors and the glory that are the getter rays.

I wish I could draw, I have a couple of ideas for this but no talent whatsoever.

We wanted to stick our dicks in lava in ancient past!

You win the goth princess.

Not that user, but I don't give a fuck if you fap to women. I just want to fap to 2D goth traps (male)

Talent is a meme. Any even slightly decent artist gets to where they are through hard work.

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>Why am I a human? I'm a fucking dwarf!
you are now

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This rock bro is wild

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Go on

>Getter Beaming a ground enemy
ok retard

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Nigga, would it kill you to draw some qt male goth trap?

Defog that shit

>goth trap
That's an interesting concept for sure. Have you seen any good artists explore it?

You should take a break from the internet if such a silly and simple comment makes you go full all-caps-lock mode.

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Guys, it's a rock.
Rocks have no sex, they are what you make of them.
Rocks also cant cuck you

we're in the end game now.....

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>rock thanos snaps
>the cuck spammers and gay spammers disappear
Perect

Stab him in the heart!

>goth
>high heels
>not heeled boots

C'mon...

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OH NO

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AW SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN

Fuck off faggots. kys. Go be gay somewhere else.

a genuine kek outta me, well done

Just for you.

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Good point

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No u

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Hmm...

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You are all breaking the rules, guys.

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That's a big rock.

The only good pic in this thread so far

Rip bakemononster

Now we are talking!

absolutely amazing

100%

>Not changing to getter 3 and using WIND BLOWING DOWN MOUNT DAISETSUZAN

Maybe hes just lonely

Did someone say [R O C K]?

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A Rock cannot have feelings

I turn around and just go home and jerk off.

Draw it to spite this newfag who doesn't understand that Yea Forums is a website for outcasts.

good ending

Let's set up a date between them

...

>>>/subreddit with rules to specifically cater to niggers like you/

Just for you. Got a bit lazy on the arms because trying to draw DATSETUZAN OROSHI is a pain in the ass.

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Kek

>not drawing the Final Dynamic Special

Please no
I'm not even a drawfag, my skills with a mouse can only take me so far

rip

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vimeo.com/325972159
that waa a good thread

Nah, the blazing fucks got fixed last patch, they dont one shot you anymore.
The Frozen ones now stun you for like 2 whole seconds and you get gangbanged immediately though.

Pretty underwhelming battle desu, UG was uninteresting and Solati Do was a good idea that was, in my opinion, poorly executed.

Stoner Sunshine?

Hah.

"All universal surekill technique:thunder break and photon beam" from mazinger zero

is this better then?

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I'M COMING

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>I GOTTA EMBRACE THE STONE MAN
>I GOTTA SNIFF THE STONE MAN
>I GOTTA LICK THE STONE MAN
>I GOTTA WASH THE STONE MAN
>I GOTTA DATE THE STONE MAN
>I GOTTA BE THE STONE MAN

Nice.

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Pretty cute

can I pay you cash money for your art? Where can I contact you?

Working on it, but keep your expectations low.

I'll sip to that.

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TOO SLOW

Sorry, user. I don't do commissions, I just shitpost on Yea Forums.

>not either can't stop the rock or rock you like a hurricane
cmon son

I really do love your art a great deal. I wish you would accept my money and do art for me.

Even if you won't ever I still browse these types of threads hoping you (or someone emulating your artstyle) pays a visit.

Ask if you can record the inner-city couple having sex and sell it on the internet.

I need rock monster lewds now

imagine idolizing a horny shitposter instead of spending 30 minutes to learn how to draw in mspaint

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I briefly considered making a gif with it exploding and having either Go's horrified face from when eh first blew up a bunch of people or Ryouma being insane at the end but that's too much for me and my non-existent skill. You'll have to settle for this.

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Drawing in MSpaint is not the hard part, you still need to know how to draw at least at a mediocre level.

if it's so easy to do then you should learn and I'll pay you.

Art is not a talent of mine and I have no initiative or desire to learn art. Instead I'll give those with talent my cash money to draw what I want.

>He buys loot boxes

Glad you enjoy my art, that's why I draw.
While I'd love to do art for you, even just for coffee money or some shit, I have no idea how to even go about it.
I'd rather just keep being a random Yea Forums drawfag anyways.

no I don't, nor do I play gacha games, and I tend to avoid any game that employs them.

thank

Good idea

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If you have PayPal and steam it's as easy as talking to me directly.

You can add me here, but remove the symbols

steamcommunity.com/id/Ak%$#kadias/

Remove the symbols.

Wouldn't it be funny to watch them fuck? haha

Now let's set up their wedding

I appreciate it, but I'll pass. I'll continue drawing in the future, and hope you enjoy it.
What kind of things do you like anyways? Just for curiosity's sake or who knows I might use them for a thread in the future.

Damn, that's a shame. Your artstyle tends to encompass most of the things I appreciate, so I was going to give you mostly free reign to draw what you wanted--at the very least if you do that then I'll know it's good since I'd love seeing more of the same.

Long hair covering the eyes, pouty lips, fluffy eyebrows, those dangerously tight clothes, a risque portion of exposed warm skin, the proportions, and most uniquely the mixture of subtle simplicity with just enough detail where it counts make your art more effective without getting bogged down in unnecessarily details.

There's -nothing- wrong with accepting money for your work, especially if it's valuable.

Wow, stop sucking dick anytime, patreonkek.

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Thanks!
It's fine though, you can bet for a fact that I'll continue making all those things.
There's no need to praise me too much as it will actually attracts shitposters to me.

Traps aren't gay

What is this

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Now let's help Golem man not freak out while his wife is giving birth

>inb4 a sudden objection, because this is a novella.

Go be gay somewhere else,

Traps are top tier.
Tomgirl is a godlike tag

liking traps is as basic bitch as futa.

what about futa on female?

Even more basic bitch because thats just hetero porn

>Walk into thread
>Lots of fun had by all
Nice.

>Rock into thread
>Rocks of fun had by all
Wait

Don't make me get my Staff of Forests you triple rock.

Of course the first battle is easy unless you go for the flamethrower instead

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REGIIIIIIIIICE

Nice.

fuck me wrong thread

>Turn back
>Go get Rocket Launcher item
>Repeat whole level until boss fight
>Select rocket launcher
>See princess is actually dead
>Raped to dead by rock cock

The lighter line color on the rock guy clearly means he's in the background, therefore posing no threat.

checkmate, you rocky cunt

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Hey Buck, Head pat the Goth.

Im sorry

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>Tranny mad at the sight of men being gay without needing to cut their dicks off

Bro...

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>thread is still up
I would but I'm currently busy.

>Regibrock
okay you got me

Rip.
Good luck with whatever then.

Now have all of them attend user's wedding to the goth princess

Do a Dobson one.

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OH SHIT WHERE HE GO!?

>regibrock
took me some time but thats good

WHO THE FUCK USED TRICK ROOM???

Imagine getting cucked out of a gothic princess GF by a rock

a regi* rock

I am not a special man.
But a man made of rock.. that's a special man. I'll find my Princess some day.

What if the rock is just her doing magic to trick you?

well Yea Forums?

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should be bubbles

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Thanks, user. The golem will be the godfather of their child.

Now draw us going on our honeymoon.

I'm not very creative

I was afraid this was going to be loss

This thread failed horribly when it didn't become centered on Regirock 5 minutes in

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Flat chest,pale,Moderately sized ass abit smaller.

>flat chest
Useless.

Not him.
I like me some cowtits, but one benefit of flat is you can use their torso as a serving platter for food.

You guys are stupid

DICK
SUCKING
LIPS

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Consider the following.

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ATSUKU NARE

that's a big guy

>Not having Fire Wall set up ahead of time

i like this type of threads

>rocks

What changed?

Longer hair

Furry princesses are better desu

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Does she smell like lemons?

OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP?

Tsun enough to not help you when monsters or her family are around and dere enough to give you apology kisses, and make you a hearty meal to make you feel better afterwards in private.

She smell like wet pussy

Nice

>those perfectly sized breasts
>that perfect ass
>that double stripe combo
>that revealing pose
I never understood why people obsessed over mspaint drawings so much until now.
I completely understand.

>furboi
inferior taste

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>furry rocks
Its time to stop

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Kek.

I don't know about GOOD artists, but Shadman has

>Gothic in the streets, A Princess in the sheets
>do wholesome lewd things with her only to immediately have to try and make it look like an S&M femdom situation to keep up appearances when someone opens the door.
>Cuddling in bed feeling each other's warmth and whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears while giggling, you're both modestly dressed.
>door swings open
>Cut back with user in van darkholme gear tied to the bed and the princess in a dominatrix outfit trying to make it look like she's domming, but is terrible at it while user tries to play along.

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P-please OMP stop OMP posting pictures of OMP me

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>princess is blushing
fucking fujos

I like the way you think, user.
>Have to scheme with her to keep parents happy, stage fights over nonsense just so she can storm off to "brood" in her "chambers"
>In reality, she sneaks out into the garden and meets you in the hedge maze to enjoy the flowers and one anothers company alone where nobody can possibly bother the two of you
>Even goes so far as to get her kidnapped by a dragon (whom you helped out that one time so it's all cool) and having you go off to slay the loathsome beast in your excessively edgy warrior armor
>End up spending the knight at Jakob the Dragon's place just playing Prisons & Paladins before returning "victorious" with one of his many tails as a "trophy"

gotcha

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why uh, why does it have rock nipples?

based

OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP

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Keep going...

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paddy is that you?

Nope. TTK.

Go on, user

Moar wholesome and lewd

Why do guys have nipples?

But any further and we step into illegal territory

Try drawing something like
Or

If I go much further, I'll probably accidentally inject some of my *probably not for these threads* degenerate fetishes.
But here's a bit.
>The Princess has been on-edge lately, moreso than usual thanks to her parents bugging her in private about something you haven't been privy to
>You've finally had enough and sit her down without a soul around and ask her what the hell's got her so worked up
>As she opens her mouth, the door is flung open and her father strolls in as she changes gears and yells "For god's sake, I'm the dom!" and you are flung to the floor, a rope materializing from somewhere as she just fucking hogties you
>A chuckle from father is had as he addresses his daughter and takes her away...
>Leaving you on the floor unable to move
>Hours pass, but at last she returns and frees you, having a look of absolute exhaustion on her face
>And at last she tells you as she flops onto the bed, muffled by crying and a pillow
>They want her to host this year's edgelord ball, a celebration dedicated to everything dark and sharp
>You do your best to console her, but there is only so much you can do for a woman forced into doing that which she despises
1/2

Why dont you?

>At last, the day of the ball arrives, you are dressed to the nines in spikes, black, and red garb adorning to define your abs and emphasize your... edginess
>She is done up even more elaborately, wearing a crown of thorns, parts of her outfit soaked in actual blood, and with the gloomiest, albeit sexy, outfit the kingdom could make, bosom on display, a glaem of white amidst a sea of black and crimson
>And as per tradition, she announces the start of the ball
>Within hours, the entire place is caked in blood and gore, with only a dozen people accidentally killed
>With the party over, the two of you abscond into the woods to a small clearing whereupon a henge of stones once stood
>You strip out of your outfit to reveal a find tuxedo beneath, unscathed by gore thanks to a veneer of magic plasticwrap
>She tears away her own dress to reveal a fine yellow garment that even the sun would envy
>And the two of you dance the night away in each other's arms before passing out
>The two of you are found the next morning and it is assumed fairies spirited you away for a gala of their own when nobody was looking

Cute.

My heart bleeds love, sliced with a blade of cuteness.
There is no pain like being apart from my waifu
EDGY AND WHOLESOME
MODESTLY LEWD
ALL WE CAN DO IS LAUGH AND BROOD

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Adorable.

high quality, nice work user

This is a pretty gay post I'm about to make but I hope you know there will always be at least one person out there rooting for your success, user. You do good high quality work

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It is but thanks, user.
Hopefully another thread this weekend

I enjoy all that you've done user

>we never got the rock princess
maybe next time

my sides

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that's a good drawing, user

Thanks Anons. It's the least I can do for such a nice thread.

I'm impressed the thread is still around. Should we draw the princess one last time?

Is there a collection of the princesses drawanon made ?
I remember the wholesome dark witch princess who married the hero and i need to find it.
mega/booru/twitter anything

Yes. I want to see her along the lines of in a happy yellow dress, embarrassed/very happy.

>dark witch
Not sure about this one, but a handful of the ones over the years from this guy: can be found here.
mega.nz/#F!mYBTkYga!c1gaFx-_3N517VwhvNR06Q

Nah. Looks like she has it handled

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It was made early 2017 or 16 i think, it was a story about her and a knight who made her pure and had a son, who in the end had a dragon girl gf, it was the shit
And thank you user, bless you little soul

>all that fuss over a drawfag's simple mspaint drawings
>one user even begs for commissions
It's not that it's bad but you fags are way too impressionable.

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Is that a piercing or a cum bubble? Important question

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>geodes
>as a first course
Absolutely disgusting, you may as well skip to dessert

>prioritizing a chance for a speed down over 20 base power
>against a rock
>

>tfw you will never have a girlfriend
please stop posting cute girls

Those are STEAMED Geodes, thank you very much.

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Commissions of tht level of detail would be like just a couple bucks lol anyways.

I feel ya

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10/10 thanks

rude
are we really all gonna make it, brah?

nah, dude. I think the uprising is cancelled.

>tfw you will never have a girlfriend
It's not that bad

why is it not>

2D > 3D

>Hours later
>Still no gay shit

Ah forget it, I'll go make my own princess thread with blackjack and cute traps (male)

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wow I didn't expect insomniac games to make a game with such a misogynistic story