I used to spit poison against this thing because I had a massive case of fox and the grapes syndrome...

I used to spit poison against this thing because I had a massive case of fox and the grapes syndrome, but I realized how retarded I was being, went out and bought one and I'm glad I did. This is the first console in years that has that kind of simple, fun n64/gamecube/xbox type vibe that the hulking black consoles of the last 15 years have been missing. If you are on the fence, buy this, and don't let the memers ruin it for you.

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Shame there's no way to locally backup your files

SWITCH MINI LEAKED

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Glad you're having fun op. That's what games are for.
What have you been playing?

I own it and still think it's a piece of shit, the only game on it that doesn't run like shit is Ultimate, even Rabbids had dips in docked mode

Congratulations on growing beyond Yea Forums, as a collection-freak I love the Switch because of several old ports getting "final edition" releases on cartridges (Blazblue Central Fiction for example).

BotW, Puyo is a ton of fun, DOOM is surprisingly good. gonna get disgaea 5 and diablo 3 soon.

I was in the same boat user , then i bought it and find it was garbage , no good games , killed m love for xenoblade and finally sold it

If you want another Vita aka an indie portable is ok i guess

This is a 3D print with some logos slapped on

I always wanted a switch. I've been waiting for one good game tho. Still doesn't have one

Have fun with your watered down 3rd party ports and Wii U microwaved leftovers

Imagine being over thirteen and owning a switch

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but I can play them while pooping

Anyone played DD on the Switch yet?

/thread

I was playing it with my girlfriend yesterday. if you define yourself by whay you own, you are a failure.

>if you define yourself by whay you own, you are a failure.
you're literally defining yourself by saying you own a girl

I don't have to imagine

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I bought a switch because of all the Pyra posting here.

this might be the stupidest thing i've ever read

XC is bad and I doubt XC2 is any better. Sorry for your loss of $360+tax

>you have a dad so you own your dad
>having a girlfriend is the same thing as defining your personal identity with physical objects
lmao somebody get this nigga a switch

everybody cites the ports as some kind of downside, meanwhile I think the ports are the best thing about it. fucking dark souls and doom portable? sign me up. looking forward to resident evil 4 next month and hopefully sonic adventure 2 one day.

>having a dad is the same thing as having a girlfriend

>having a girlfriend is the same thing as having a switch

at least both are choices

How would you know? You’re a retarded nigger who browses \v\. You’ve never had either

>shamelessly shilling this hard

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Based and cringepilled

please be b8

was it the cardboard boxes that made it better for you, you fucking cuck

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You’re retarded. The library is full of quality shit by now

yeah Xbone was ine since it doubles as a media centre but buying my ps4 really pissed me off, especially given Bloodborne was the first game I played on it and man it ran like shit. Switch actually feels great, even just pulling the joycons off and resting on the tray table during a long floght fees so good compred to holding up my tiny as Vita or 3DSXL

meanwhile my girlfriend is sitting 5 feet from me playing zelda lol

the dude is jealous, dont bother. I wish o had money to buy all the great games this thing has.

I felt the same way. Just the feeling of the buttons and whatnot is really nice, so satisfying to use. Buttons are clicky as fuck, no squishy shit.

you kind of cucked your own logic m80

what specifically makes me a cuck? buying something I enjoy to play with friends, gf and family? buying it for portable versions of games I already love? buying it fpr exclusives I dont already have? what about owning this makes me a cuckold lol. your brain is diseased my man.

The fact that you own something that he wants but doesn't own. That is what makes you a cuck.

ok, having a dad is a choice

bro, no matter how hard you try, you can't explain away the fact that defining yourself by what physical objects you own is the most beta male thing you can do.

somewhere in this circular line of logic you've lost any semblance of an actual point