Gwoah...HaHAho
Gwoah...HaHAho
Dylan Jenkins
Landon Turner
Fuck off tojo
Xavier James
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Inferno Island revealed with night setting to make it visually distinct from Crash Cove
>Majora's Mask Velo moon
Nathaniel Gonzalez
ONE FOR THE ROAD
Leo Sanchez
First look at Inferno Island.
twitter.com
Nathaniel Bailey
A Smash thread died for this.
Ethan Garcia
Based CTRastroturfers BTFO the smashbabies
Joshua Watson
As it should have. The weak should fear the strong.
Ryan Rodriguez
ONE FUCKING ROAD
Charles Brooks
>all the CTR tracks
>all the CNK tracks
>CTR physics working properly
START YOUR ENGINES
Evan Sullivan
I called this shit when CNk tracks were confirmed. It's basically a remix of Crash Cove so it could easily get by with a time of day change.
Carson Edwards
Glorious.
Wyatt Gomez
I hope we can play as Big Velo
Ayden Collins
And that's a good thing.
Jaxon Lewis
So when are we going to see the yet to be revealed characters?
I want artists to start churning out CocoxTawnaxTrophygirl smuts.
Ryder Baker
>being a yurifag
Christian Smith
That's cool but when is the Switch gameplay footage?
Mason Hernandez
>not being a yurifag
It's like you like cocks
Bentley Hall
wtf Jay got into crash?
Jason Smith
Boob envy is best envy.
Angel Morales
game just keeps looking better and better. Gonna be going dick deep into the kart racing revival with both Sonic Team Racing and this within a month of eachother
Jayden Roberts
Well half of the world has a cock, and I like people so I guess I also like cocks. Doesn't mean I dream about choking on them all day like you tho.
Dominic Robinson
Imagine if it came with a level editor.
John Gonzalez
They weren't lying when they said they would give the some of the CNK tracks a huge overhaul.
Jordan Jones
Never played the Crash series.
Will it be fun on my Xbox X with some weed.
Jaxon Robinson
Jose Perry
3/10 didn't make any sense
Easton Peterson
Imagine how many people would die of old age with their hands glued to the controller
Ayden Ross
He's in.
Sebastian Hall
I'LL BUY ALL THE SKINS
Easton Kelly
farewell obj_motherfeeder
Gavin Hernandez
So now that Sony is cracking down on big tiddies, what are the chances that the trophy girls are still in?
Jaxson Miller
We'll see, at this point Beenox will have my uninterrupted praise if they have the balls to add Tawna or keep the trophy girls
Blake Adams
I CANT WAIT, FUCKING HURRY UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bentley Cox
You and me both.
Colton Sanchez
Reverse boob envy is better
David Flores
I'd say tawna, brio, kong, komodo moe and spyro are 100% in.
I'd hope they'd be bosses too.
Alexander Ramirez
As in busty girls wanting to have delicious flat chests?
Care to show any examples of this acquired taste?
Robert Stewart
He's in
Henry Rodriguez
Hudson Hall
>I'd say tawna, brio, kong, komodo moe and spyro are 100% in.
Good.
Jayden Carter
>the remaster will also have the tracks of CNK
wha
why
who
when
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS
THIS IS TOO NICE
SOMETHING WILL GO WRONG
IS THE WORLD GOING TO END BEFORE THE GAME RELEASES?
THIS IS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE
Angel Rodriguez
Spoopy
Cooper Moore
>mfw they are trying ot soften the blow of not including Tawna and trophygirls by giving CNK content.
Michael Long
Beenox really is getting all the details right. So this confirms my man Velo is in, right???
Ryder Collins
That won't work!!
Jonathan Rivera
It has shit physics that will make every competent player dislike the game over the original. I do not know how it isnt obvious to you from all the footage we've been shown.
Elijah Thompson
Imagine the game shipping with Coco as the only female character.
Imagine how easy it would be to shitpost them into a corner for not being 'inclusive' by removing four female characters.
Jordan Jackson
Will he sneak in?
Gabriel Myers
>shit physics
youtube.com
>working sacred fire
>actual super turbo pad at 1:19 and the beginning jump
Carson Cook
But they are sexy female characters.
They would be "progressive" by eliminating harmful female representations or some other soft sounding way of removing characters.
I'm no games journalist with "witty" way of words.
Jayden Howard
CNK tracks aren't that great
Cooper Flores
of course
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Ian Moore
Hurry up and confirm him, I am getting nervous
Charles Moore
Thunderstruck would like a word
Jeremiah Fisher
BASED
Jaxon Perez
Where's that picture of brio deciding whether to build a cart or create trophy girls when I need it
Anthony Brooks
I think the trophy girls will be in, but they will probably be wearing racing suits like the princesses in Mario Kart, and will probably have way smaller tits. The jiggle physics will definitely be out.
Samuel Gomez
Austin Morgan
Parker Lewis
I'm really curious how the heck Thunderstruck is going to work. Maybe a portal will warp you to the upside down sections. lol good luck, Beenox.
Nathaniel Moore
>mfw i accidentally deleted my n sane Crash 1 100% save
>mfw when this has given me an excuse to play Crash 1 again
Nicholas Jones
I like Smash, but that's a good thing.
t. wantscrashinsmash
Gabriel Ortiz
Hunter Scott
Will anyone even play as him?
Nathan Turner
>mfw Velo confirmed
Easton Allen
He'll be right there at least played along with Pura
Logan Flores
A few people I'm sure, but probably not a huge amount. Like DK or Wario in Mario Kart. Never the top used characters, but you'll still see them from time to time.
Isaiah Morales
I hope they keep the same voice actor, the character and personality remind me of the guy from Space Jam
Oliver Price
>along with Pura
excuse you
Hudson Wilson
So who does everyone expect to see the most of online? Assuming the stats are all fairly balanced, my money is on Coco, Oxide, and Polar.
Easton Powell
Yea shit physics. And cannot find people playing it who can actually hit 50 streaks for saffi.
Jace Sanchez
Depends if cheat codes work or not, and what the unlock conditions will be for other characters like Oxide and Penta.
Unless you get him from the Oxide Edition, I assume Oxide will be unlocked by beating classic adventure.
I have no clue what they will do to make you unlock Penta.
I reckon we will unlock more new characters (CNK guys, Biro etc) in the new adventure mode they mentioned.
I reckon N Tropy will be the less common as he is the hardest to unlock.
Charles Morris
Just hope we're getting the CNK stuff in the story mode.
Oliver Green
>saffi fire
>in an online game
>I want all the glitches to work to consider the physics 'good'
Oh, you can fuck off.
Brayden Collins
I think the Oxide unlock might require beating all of his ghosts. They are going to need to justify that extra $20 to people somehow.
Chase Cruz
It sounds like we probably will be. Beenox mentioned an "enhanced" adventure mode that will be included in addition to the classic adventure mode. I'm hopeful at least.
Nicholas Baker
let me guess you consider strafe jumping a glitch too
Isaiah Torres
Oxide ghosts are fucking hard tho, I dont think they will lock content behind beating all of them, plus you gotta add on all the CNK tracks.
I've never played CNK, do you unlock N Tropy the same way as CTR? It will take a lot longer to unlock N Tropy if you need to beat all those ghosts.
Caleb Jenkins
Same as CTR.
Sebastian Turner
Maybe you unlock Oxide's kart with max stats or something for beating his ghosts, and the character himself is unlocked after beating adventure mode. I agree that putting a character unlock behind the Oxide ghosts would be extreme.
Adam Roberts
No, but definitely fuck off
Juan Rodriguez
Saffi fire is the result of overflowing the count on boosts, it's a glitch caused by a flaw in the programming. I doubt it will be back and it was only ever used for single fast laps anyway.
Nathan Walker
BLIMEY
Michael Howard
Looks very nice
Aiden Lee
Yeah, the last thing we need is CTRFags making us look no better than meleefags who only love a game for how much they can break it. Sacred Fire can stay, not sure about USF but Saffi definitely has to go.
William Martinez
Luke Ward
MILF Bandicoot
Nathan Thompson
it's just a girl with weird tanlines at that point
Jack Johnson
bump
Austin Young
do you know who's not in? 60fps
Ayden Brown
If the game feels like the PS1 version (or better), I really don't care
Christopher Powell
Oh no!
Jason Gonzalez
CNK had the correct sound for Crash, but was rather bland overall. Pretty sad when considering Crash Twinsanity came right after and completely fucked the sound.
Grayson Ortiz
Speaking of Twinsanity, how would you feel if they'll work on a complete version of the game after CTR?
Jordan Howard
Fake Crash is almost cute now, he used to just be a horrible version of Crash.
Michael Powell
Would want it just for the hot, bitter Coco.
Brody Harris
Its better for series to create an original game but damn it I would love a remake
Adrian Martinez
The complete game, as in Crash Bandicoot Evolution? Sure. The game, as in Crash Twinsanity with cut content? No, fuck that. My main problem with Crash Twinsanity isn't the incomplete nature of it, it's the idea of it in the first place, and the horrible presentation. Crash Bandicoot may be goofy, but there used to be an ever so slight sense of reverence to the games, until Crash Twinsanity came along and fucked it.
Parker Evans
He’s my most wanted new racer. I always thought he was a cool looking boss
Zachary Johnson
They said in an interview that everyone from CNK is playable.
Luke Ross
>Classic Crash is PS4 exclusive
youtu.be
SUFFERING
Jackson Powell
The entire game should have been PS4 exclusive.
Julian Gomez
>wanting Crash Colors
This a bigger departure from the seasons from fucking mutants and would have killed the series
Gavin Butler
get out
Cameron Garcia
Evan Perez
Andrew Nelson
Nope, it's exactly what Crash could use. Can't compare it to Sonic, Sonic has gone in weird directions with literally every 3D game until maybe Generations. I think it would be like a less edgy Jak & Daxter after the first game, and I would have no problem with that. Crash Twinsanity, however, can go fuck itself for going the other direction.
Leo Wood
When will they reveal the trophy girls?
Joseph Johnson
Jordan Thompson
>Crash needs a planetary hopping adventure where he helps an enslaved population
>Twinsanity sucks though because he's too silly in that one
Ian Smith
I disagree. Crash has already travelled through time in Warped and different planets in CNK. Évolution didn’t seem like that big of a departure. Mario Odyssey essentially did world hopping, and that was fine.
Isaiah King
Honestly same, always thought he was creepy until recent renders done by VV. Nufake crash is cute
Grayson Morris
So it's less of a radical change than Twinsanity was then.
Luke Cruz
Here's your roster, bro
Connor Howard
JUST
Luke Bell
I wouldn't mind a small handful of titans from Titans and Mutant in the roster. Just some of the more prevalent mid-size mutants like Stench, Snipe, Ratcicle, Spike and Battler.
Jaxon Gomez
>Nina
>Pasadena
user..
Oliver James
>I expect an integer overflow to come back
How dumb are you?
Elijah Lopez
I wonder if they'll make a 3D version of the GBA games
Levi Scott
From what I heard Vicarious Visions straight handed off all the CNK assets to Beenox when they found out there would be a CTR remake. Vicarious really cares about Crash and try all they can for the series, even if some of the stuff they did wasn't of sterling quality.
Jacob Baker
I am playing with the Nword man, Coco and tanwa.
Who are you playing with, Yea Forums?
Jace Cox
Actually fuck off
Chase Gray
>trailer starts
>Cortex says "I'm gonna need some help for this one"
>cuts to both Crunch and Nina kicking ass in races
Poetic Cinema
assuming they go with the mind controlled
Crunch
Ayden Cruz
Fuck mini Velo and Baby T give us trophy girl karts
Brandon Parker
I hope she's a skin.
Logan Moore
No. Would rather have these than those weird old Vicarious Visions characters or anything from Twinsanity.
Noah Adams
At the very least Ami. She’s says she’s tired of giving out trophies and becomes a racer of her own. Getting a trophy on every track CTR+CNK with one of her characters would be a great unlock method.
Hunter White
Zem alone is better than anything from Titanshit
William Barnes
I'd rather neither.
Daniel Adams
N. Gin or Tawna
Adam Cruz
I’d take all the CNK bosses with Crunch and N.Trance and no Zem and Zam. Perfect roster.
Jaxson Barnes
Since skins are confirmed to have unique podium animations, I don't see why Big Velo/Small Velo, Norm/Big Norm and the trophy girls couldn't share the same slot/stats on the roster of their as alternate skins.
Joseph Moore
So which is Coco more obsessed with?
Boobs or ass?
Benjamin Bennett
batteries
Asher Richardson
Reminder that Coco wears her brothers boxers!
Isaiah Sullivan
interesting
Ethan Gomez
Maining as N. Gin
will probably alt as Nina or N. Trance
Angel Adams
Missile