You bought the deluxe version at full price, right Yea Forums?

You bought the deluxe version at full price, right Yea Forums?

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nah, Im gonna wait till its like $20

>featuring a cast of minorities that break through the glass ceiling,
Lmao they act like this isn't literally every game in 2019. It would be 100x more "breaking" if there were hardly any/no minorities

>featuring a cast of minorities that break through the glass ceiling

Y I K E S

Fallen Order featuring a "generic white guy" is actually more braver and more daring than any lgbbqtranny genderfluid sexual nonbinary attack helicopter character alt-leftists developers usually shove into their shitty game in today's climate.

Btw that picture is fake and there is no such article, but of course Yea Forums doesn't check sources anyway.

I preordered the premium edition. Really hoping Sheeva is dlc she looks amazing.

Yea Forums is so fucking mad and I love it.

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> fighting game
> time travel
> "best story"

people are taking WB's money to publish barely believable accolades like this

Name one genderfluid main character in a AAA game of 2019, I'll wait

All this mad.
I love it, give me more.

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God you guys are easy.

i bought it but i dont play games for story... i play this game to kill time and own some gay faggots.

>a four armed ugly generic black girl with shit on her head
>looks amazing

Yoshi

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>minorities that break through the glass ceiling
>powerful narrative of the struggles against uneqality
>Mortal Kombat
I can't even begin to imagine the amount of mental gymnastics that dude must've gone through.

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at least Ryan Davis doesn't have to witness the utter downfall of """game journos"""

>Shokan
>Generic

Pick one

Anyone else feel like even the fatalities kinda suck in this as well? Maybe I'm just too used to them at this point

>Yea Forums is so fucking mad and I love it.
Did the same yesterday after the Sheeva reveal. If Yea Forums is spazzing this hard, it has to be good.

>"Hey niggerfaggot, here's $1,000 to write good things about our game's story."
>"AYE AYE, CAP'N!"

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>Mortal Kombat 1
>Released in '92.
>2 Japanese men, 1 white female, 1 Chinese guy, and an Australian, with 2 white people.

MORTAL KUCKBAT

I did. Of Anno 1800 :^)

Why do straight white men get irrationally angry when a video game doesn't revolve around them and their wants or needs?

Life is like a hurricane here in Cuck - Berg
Rape scars, tazers, co - caine. It's a Cuck Blur
Might throw a hissy or be a sissy
INCELS!
everyday their on Yea Forums crying
INCELS!

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>best story of the year
>in April
Also please, "old vs new" plots are the bread and butter of shows like Ben10, power rangers and NinjaTurtles, MK didn't invent shit in neither idea nor execution.

Is this it? Is this the turning point where the inclusion of certain demographics is the ultimate determination of story quality? Are we all actually fucked?

I'm not american and I never get what this glass ceiling even means.

What side do people generate these on anyway? Or is it all done by hand?

The only appeal Mortal Kombat ever had was gore and sexuality. It was never a very good fighting game. Also LMAOing at all these contrarians this thread. It's like we've come full circle.

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For the same reason attack helicopters get irrationally angry when a video game doesn't revolve around them and their wants or needs.

Link

That quote is 100% made up by false flag retards who think people speak in made up tumblr buzzword laden phrases. I know people here are braindead, but even the glorified bloggers at shitaku try to keep up a thin veneer of journalistic integrity.

You should know by now that people in defence of MK11 haven't actually played any of the previous games. They're only sticking around until it launches because of the whole woke thing then they're all fucking off to the next game to ruin like they always do.

Why do gay jewish women get irrationally angry when a video game doesn't revolve around them and their wants or needs?

have sex

It means
>oops, you can't be Vice president of this company, because we only let MEN be vice presidents in this company!

BEN10 IN THE KOMBAT PACK DLC! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!

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it looks good but i cant justify paying 60 dollars for a fighting game

>this man ruins your favorite franchise
what went wrong?

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I'm a straight white man. I think MK11 looks great. Dont be sexist/racist and lump all whites and men in with /pol/ & Yea Forums alt right incels.

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Why do black people get irrationally angry when white people call them niggers?

>I'm a straight white man
No you're not

Imagine using possibly the most boring character to avatarfag.
His entire character is literally he's too shit to be Kung Lao.
Lmao

I just don't get it. The roster for MK has always had a diverse assortment of characters. Black dudes with bionic arms, Shaolin monks, Lizard ninjas, a fucking Centaur, etc. Have these people really never played these games before or something?

Look at the roster for MK2.
3 Chinese Men.
1 White American.
1 Lizard person.
2 Japanese Ninjas.
2 Females, both Asian, one being a clone.
1 Black American.
1 Mutant Guy.
1 White Guy.

It's unreal.

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perhaps looking at mk9's (and previous) female characters and then this game's one has to wonder exactly what happened

You offering?
Skype me.

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>I'm a straight white man
A straight white man wouldn't say this.

It's actually not 60 dollars, it's a lot more with the various editions and season pass and other cancer.
There is no reason to get it now. Get it 1 or 2 years later the goty edition that includes all the DLC on a sale for $15.
You will probably get spoiled in the meantime about the story, but there is a big chance you would be spoiled anyway, and the story is probably not very high quality to begin with so being spoiled would be such a huge waste.

>uneqaulity

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This cant be real

I'm so glad libtards got into the vidya industry. They pushed me away from vidya so I could fuck their wives behind their backs.

Having Sex

>affirmative action ruins schools
>affirmative action ruins vidya

What's next?

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>skype
drink bleach

why do liberals get irrationally angry when games have sexy women in them?

I can smell the asshurt from here

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It isn't real, OP is trolling and Yea Forums is taking the bait because nobody fact checks here.

Preaching to the choir lad which is why I share your confusion about all of this, MK is probably one of the most diverse game series' to ever exist but fuck that, MK11 is the only MK game that's ever had anything but white men. It's all fucking crazy.

>I paid for an ugly character to make Yea Forums angry

Sheeva is in? Does she look good?

Affirmative action is going to ruin families. Every white family is going to need to take in a token minority male and let them fuck their wife under penalty of law

OPs pic is Sheeva user

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She looks like she smokes kools and got knocked up at 15 by her black weed dealer.

I'm hard.

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I will never understand how woman find this comfortable at all
if I had something wedged between my buttcheeks at all times i'd go insane

minorities are so oppressed IRL, there is a glass ceiling, we're never going to have black president or transgender first lady

>mods delete on sight the faggot who spam his fan fiction
>but the autist who post gay jin is ok

Nigger they wear high heels 24/7 think about what you just said

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fucc

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If you guys did a five second google search you'd figure out that it's not a real article. Look at the fucking opening paragraph, even journos aren't this far up their own asses.

The mental gymnastics these individuals do. But then again, a majority of popular gaming journalists don't actually play the games they review and most of the time, they need it dumbed down so they can get through it. Ultimately, I guess that's the crux of all this; they're failed movie reviewers who turned to games, but still review them as if it's a movie.

>Google story title and author name.
>Nothing.
Nice try, fffffucko.

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women are insane

>he isn't just here to shitpost
Idiot

That can't be real. I refuse to believe it fuck you.

>I paid for muscle bae because I love her

I actually preordered before I knew she was i game, I preordered premium because of Cary Tagawa as Shang Tsung. Sheeva is a sweet bonus. Yea Forums's crying is a sweet bonus.

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HOL UP
*drinks 4 cups of koolaid at the same time*

>Kill Goro off just to make another Male Shokan take his place.
Fuck NRS

>they're failed movie reviewers who turned to games, but still review them as if it's a movie.
It's the failure of the whole industry really. Take devs like David Cage they couldn't make it in any other industry so these use vidya instead and we have to pay the price for these ass clowns forcing a cancer that was too great even for fucking Pedowood.

>include both Sektor and Cyrax with full movesets but doesnt make them playable
what the fuck is his problem

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Im not sure what to believe anymore user, Sekiro one begging for easy mode were real...

You ok there, sugar?
You sound upset.

don't aswer to me nigger
you disgust me

Basically putting minorities in a higher position than normally would.

I get the feeling Boon doesn't like the toned down sexuality but living in a libshit bubble makes you extra fearful of angry twitter mobs.

he IS the problem user

The real failure of the industry is the publishers/developers who even give these faggots the time of day. They allow these people the power they hold. The second they tell them to fuck off and get real jobs is when we start to see less of this artsy fartsy bullshit they call reviewing

>inc*ls

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>faking an article just to shitpost

Pathetic life you got there assclown

>inb4 u mad "insert meme here" reply

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Looks like black Shrek.

If this fucker sticks in more MK characters for Injustice 3, I'm going to burn his studio down. He wasted 2 spots for Sub-Zero and Raiden.

See this?
youtube.com/watch?v=Nhm_l4pgCtM

Either you give me porn fan service or I don't buy your game. Not dealing with this sjw shit anymore

>straight guy is afraid of gays and faggots
the fuck is wrong with him? is he really that weak?

Only for the incel part the article seems fake, I don't see many journos using that word much.

this desu

After he said they wouldn't make that mistake again.

>MKX has Rain and Sindel with full move list

>they aren't in the game
>fans get mad
>Boon said all npc characters would be playable
>Sektor and Cyrax aren't

Wew lad.

It won't happen unfortunately as vidya has become too large just like pedowood. The only future that we have waiting for us in this industry is an even shittier one than we have now.

Wanna talk about it?

Wanna fuck?
Don't be shy. It's 2019.

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>she would have sold bilions..

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Google "Mortal Kombat: A Forced Hero" - a story based on MK9, the last real Mortal Kombat entry with actually attractive women - and no, there are no black women in the story. Sheeva for example is not some ugly ass nigger

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i just dont understand the point
you go through the effort of porting the moves, making new animations and character models just to not have them playable
i swear to god if they are DLC

Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope

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>probably

yeah no thanks then

>Rain
I'm still fuming, user. how can you create a MK game without Rain being playable?
fuck you Ed, I know he won't be part of the DLC characters. I just hope the 2 other Kombat Kids from MKX will not be part of the DLC

>garbage character designs
>meh base game roster
>$40 for 6 characters
>Krypt is online only
Pass.

have sex

Based

>kotaku advertising yet again

>LIKE MY GAME OR YOU ARE A SEETHING INCEL MAD MAD MAD HAVE SEX
interesting shill strategy

oh fug is that ariel winter, god damn she's so perfect

The real sad thing about all this shit? I wouldn't have given a single fuck to what they were saying about being woke or whatever their plans were had they just offered alts like this in the kustomization menu. It's all they had to do is just show a bit of fucking equality but they didn't so I spent my cash on other shit instead.

I think what they're doing is fucking disgusting and actively harmful, especially the
>women who are showing skin can't be taken seriously
part.

But MK belongs to him, it's his ugly bastard child and he can do with it whatever he wants as long as the money people are happy.

Diversity is mandatory in fighting games since forever. This is what makes this genre cool.

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Skype me.

>turning sheeva into a nigger
This is the tipping point, the one thing I can't forgive
I'm not buying these fags' game

I know this is satire but SJW site have gone so much to the deep end that at some point I can see this shit being true.

>circa 1993
>Boon at his hormonal peak
>decide to make females to have close to bikinis up until 2015.
>Grow old and have kids.
>'I think it's time we as society to adjust ourselves.'
>Goes full SJW and fully clothes his females with race inclusion.
>'Those were different times!'
Fucking hypocrite.

>western video game
>best story

read a book nigger

Only reason I'm buying this game is to destroy all the new disgusting characters and redesigns with Shao Kahn

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Maybe it's less noticeable when your butt is mostly fat.

What did they do to shiva?

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that's Harada-sama's tweet

he needs to take over DOA

>made up quote from a nonexistant article
>100 replies

>garbage character designs
Lol, no. The designs are sick. If you really think pallet swapped versions of a tranny with implants are better designs you need to just pour draino in your eyes. You clearly aren't using them.

>meh base game roster
Name a better MK roster. Try. I'll wait.

>$40 for 6 characters
That are 5 dollars each plus 7 exclusive gear sets.

>Krypt is online only
Do you not have internet?

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based and Hammerpilled
don't forget to taunt the casuals user

Shi-wa?

So you've preordered then.

But that Shao Kahn design is shit too so what are you planning to do about that?

>do you not have internet
same argument as
>don't you guys have phones?

Real or not, yes they are.

jesus fucking christ

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The dead giveaway to me was that they used "unequality". The favorite buzzword is "inequality", used in about a dozen contexts.

Is there any pic of her showing her armpits?

that would be unironically based

>jobs to nuKitana

why is it that journos lower their already nonexistant standards when it comes to the single player and story in mortal kombat?
its awful.

You don't even need to check fact. The last sentence is obviously written by someone from here.

Every thread. Similar replies. Same image. How much are NRS paying you?

Let us know how you and your wife's boyfriend like local versus.

Fake

Corporate cocksucker tool

Thats pretty low IQ mate, seeing how you also need validation from Yea Forums.

They won't do that because they want it to be real because it being real justifies them acting like retards.

No it's not. Diablo fans wanted a real Diablo game not a mobile game. MK fans are getting a real MK game. Don't be dumb.
The complaint was about mobile, not online.

You going to address my other points or you give up?

2019, where shitty hollywood rejects turned videogame villains into parodies that want to conquer the world and commit genocide, but don't dare offend a minority.

It's an MK thread, who gives a fuck.

So what if we have an open relationship? She still loves me and I love her.

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I give up. I am sorry. You are the best.

You're right. These threads are all garbage and full of /pol/ virtue signaling. None of you play Mortal Kombat.

MKX had a much better roster then what we got in 11. The amount of new characters in X coupled with the classics helped make that game feel fresh. If we want to go further MK9 has probably the best roster of the revamped MK series and that's because it was a love letter to most of the early series.
11 feels like it wants to do what 9 did while adding mild spice like X and just comes across as meh overall. Not to mention that the new characters are essentially Injustice characters with a different coat of paint. Also I'm surprised no one pointed out that the "characters are just functions " thing that tanked MvCI is literally what they are doing with some key characters. ( reptile's acid for Erron and Mileena's specials for Kitana for key examples)

I'm paying them, retard. Some of us actually like games here.

Upsetti spaghetti

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Or these threads are full of Pedoera woke politics and aggressive shitposting with legit MK fans fucking off to play something else?

>I'm paying them, retard. Some of us actually like games here.
Spoken like a true shill.

>not using skype
you better be using teamspeak or your a discord tranny confirmed.

It’s Kittlesten

seek sunlight

>buying an sjw game
LMAOOOO, theyll make plenty of money from all the helpless cucks that dont know their popular series was hijacked by sjws, they dont need my money

Sheeva used to look like an exotic otherworld warrior. Now she's just a black woman...
MK11 keeps being disappointing with every reveal. It used to look so hype and promising with the Raiden and klassic Scorpion reveal.

She was literally always a nigger you retard.

give us a hand

Nowadays you just don't know. I mean, there are articles written with "oof" and "yikes" in their titles. Sometimes both at once. What kind of world is this?

Niggressess have four arms and horns?
When did this happen?

The funny thing is they weren't trying to make Sheeva look nigga-ish. They just tried to make her look more based on her name's origin which is Indian and thousands of years ago, Hindus did have noses and mouths like that.

Liberals are retarded and putting their foot in their mouth.

14/88. Racist dot-heads can stay jealous of Hispanics. Spain has been proven to be whiter than the Middle-East and Sourh Asia combined. Lel!

I wonder how long it'll be till they realize some guys are into armpits (particular Japan), and start demanding all women wear long sleeves? They already consider bare female arms to be borderline lewd.

The funny thing is Sheeva's face is goofy-looking as fuck. It seems like any time a female's design is fucked up there's some justification for it, like they just sit around thinking for reasons to make women ugly.

Why are trannies and niggers irrationally angry 24/7 ?

>Upsetti spaghetti
Don't get me started with how upset I am!

Isn't every Kombat Kid other than Cassie hated by the fanbase?

Everyone hates them and doesn't want to see them, to the point where they will leave where they are just so they won't have to see these ugly creatures

No, I got the premium edition for 73 bucks from GMG.

>Minorities
I can only name Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade who the fuck are the other white people. Last I checked MK was filled with asains and blacks.

Takeda was pretty cool

>game lets you brutally dismember and murder minorities

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ITT: Have Sex

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The fuck is that strip?

there isnt even minority in mk

t. incel

Embarrassing thread. So many virgins here.

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this is fake right? I tried looking for it but it doesn't seem to exist.

kotaku.co.uk/author/bashcraft/page/1/

Sheeva hasn't shaved that stache properly I see

No.
Cassie and Takeda are very popular.
Kung Jin is mildly popular. (Mostly just homophobes dislike him)
Jacqui was the only one truly despised.

Jacqui looks like they put a lot of effort into improving her for 11 imo.

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>Ryan "I said and slur and cried for hours about it" Davis
You guys think you can write this fast fuck up and some kind of anti sjw legend when he was a faggot in the early days. Giant Bomb was bring in trannies when he was still alive and way before other gaming outlets were doing this shit.

MK9 had a better roster, but I bet you never even played it.
>7 gear sets
Those should be an incentive to pay $30 upfront for the season pass, NOT 1/4 of the pass price
>defending tethering unlockables to online
>Ignoring the fact this has a Switch version
kys shill

Can't wait til preload

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To be fair, that may just be an interpretation and not really the intention of the devs. We have to wait till the games out to see if it is truly an sjw shit fest or not

9 had a good roster but not better than 11.

I've been playing mk since 1995 you fucking zoomer. But 9 was your first.

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Why so irate, user?

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Does she have a mustache? Thanks for nothing Ed.

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When the servers go down for maintenance, will there be a way to still earn gear?

they dont want actual diversity in their roster. they want a samey blob of grey and brown shit.
optimally they'd like to wipe out all sorts of cultural references which made fighting game characters stand out in the past.

An autistic person's view on how to comfort someone.

imagine being such a mouthbreathing retard that you replied to this thread without checking to see if op was a shitposting faggot spewing a fake article or not first\

it's probably all phoneposters, too

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>put a man's face on a woman's body
Why?

>9 had a good roster but not better than 11.
How much is NRS paying you to shill?

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>caring about MK11
Lol

I'm paying them for the pleasure of playing their masterpiece.
COPE

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whatever you need to justify your low effort shitposting and drone replying mate

>Buying always online games

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Why would I need to justify shitposting? it's MK11 it's not like it's a good game or anything. Not even top 10 at Evo.