Pathfinder kingmaker

Huh, didn't know this could happen. Guess it's time to play an evil character.

still waiting for all the dlcs before i play it

What the fuck does that mean? Jaethal dies and you fuck her daughter? Or is this implying the daughter is just Jaethal in a new body? Explain, unless there's massive spoilers, I haven't finished the game yet.

I bought it from the resent GOG sale and it works great.

>buying singleplayer games

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My wife Valerie IS cute! She IS cute!

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If you go full on evil in Jaethals quest, encouraging her to use her necromantic powers, she eventually gains the power to devour the souls of her offspring and take over her body, which makes her alive again. So she takes her daughters body and returns to the baron to make many little extra lives.

Fuck you don't insult my halfling wife.

oh fuck

>doesn't produce an heir if you romance her
>has like three kids with a random peasant if you dont romance

>looks like a cross dressing man

That IS why you ALWAYS romance Valerie! She IS my wife!

Jesus, she really is just an evil bitch. Still, that means you can't really romance her during the game right? Only kind of at the end. I guess its better than nothing, thanks for telling me.

Did they update Valerie's portrait or is that a fan one?

>decided to play a girl this time
>accidentally got in a romance with tristian
>went with it and enjoyed it anyway

welp guess im gay now

Ex Paladin with shield is pretty good the only issue she really has is that she is pretty unreasonable and even good aligned characters will piss her off a lot unless they are mindlessly picking lawful options

Just lead her down correct path with no moralfaggotry but divert her from undeath parth of urgaotha's cult into the pleasure one. Have her preserve the ritual and use it on her daughter. Jaethal "dies" and inhabits her daughters body then becomes romantically involved with you to make more babies to inhabit later down the line. You of course know and agree to it before.

The halfling bard isn't romanceable even if you play a halfling.

Is the game good enough to outset how shit Pathfinder is as a setting?

>So she takes her daughters body and returns to the baron to make many little extra lives
That's actually kind of hot. Assuming the baron will get to fuck his future daughter/lovers to.

>doesn't produce an heir if you romance her
Really? Then what's the point?

Best cRPG in recent memory, sadly.

its the old vs current
they make her less feminine at the pathfinder owner demand
well that kind of hot

I do NOT play it BUT it has Valerie! That makes it the BEST game!

The game just takes place in a small part of Golarion, so you are mostly sparred from the nonsense that happens when you go even more kitchen sink than the Realms.

i had fun even when it was riddled with bugs
if you like old school crpg like ice wind dale then you should like it
even if stock companions suck ass mostly

>RTwP
why
This is the most repugnant battle design to date coupled with ATB nonsense

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git gud

She looks better on the right though.

It's a LOT faster than turns. Fuck that shit. I mean, I'll play it if it's turn based but it's not what I prefer and I can only stand it because I grew up with the NES and all its bullshit. Fluidity is essential.

As long as you stay the most powerfull fuck around she will likely stay around. She plans to go through with some autistic CK 2-like breeding programm to make each vessel more powerfull than the one before.

its great innit

>never get another temple of elemental evil
damn

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I mean she'll pop out heirs eventually, it's just mentioned that they didn't get to baby making immediately. Given Chris Avellone was involved in this game, it's a miracle we even got romance in this game given how much any sort of romance makes him seethe for some reason.

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I really love her character. She is so edgy that it feels genuine.

Have some other possible game endings if you made correct choices like me :^)

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I can see it working just not with something as much of a clusterfuck as D&D combat

Is that the one where she butchers her old paladin order? How did you get rid of the scar?

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>no moralfaggotry

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what if i enjoy moralfaggotry more than edge?

The LE path might be for you. In that one perfect game that adequately portrays LE.

She stands out trial in defiance until her goddes just gives up and lets go. Then paladins get butthurt about it and she decides its time to murder everyone. I also made her kill the other paladin in the duel early into the game.

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how much of the bad shit from the 3ED&D games is there?

All of it

???

The right is the current one? She looks more girly on the right though.

the left is current
right is one from development didn't make into game

>the weapon type you want to use is worse than swords for no good reason
>fighter character progression consists of taking another 'super mega ultra weapon specialisation (your weapon here)' feat for +1 to hit
>want to style your character with feats and skills like we intended? nah that didn't work, you're supposed to take 5 prestige classes instead
pls no

is there any way to mod in the old one? i know custom PC protraits are piss easy, but i have no idea of NPCs have a custom folder as well

>owlcat made a poll
>it hinted at them showing interest in turn-based systems

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I technically was LE from start to end.
Thats the last one I had saved not counting good ending for Jubilost.

Funfact you can technically end up it 4some with twins and Jaethal in the endgame. There is possibility of adding octavia into it but I was never interested in that "open relationship" used goods.

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dunno
i guess if you replace base portrait it could work but have no idea

>romancing octavia
I hope none of you did this. Unless you actively enjoy romancing a Half-Orc's cumdumpster.

wait
who is she?

It has about as much 3.5tism as you can put in a game. About half of all class options and 70% of the traits are traps, you are expected to use so many buffs that you get +60 to hit, ability damage is a pain in the ass, you get bombarded with SoS spells and some weapon categories don't get good weapons until 90% in the game. I still enjoy it.

It really doesn't work with the Pathfinder ruleset.
>Flanking doesn't require positioning
>Ranged sneak attack is something everyone can do
>Can't use control spells effectively since the enemies can move "off" their turns and immediately jump into the arms of the party martials

DLC companion.

Can you talk the half elf into disintegrating her mother? Never tried it.

they release dlc? any good?

Have they added turn based combat yet?

Why would you ever want to fight 1000 owlbears and spiders turn based?

I've personally never bothered with it. I've heard mixed things though.

Played the game at launch a bunch but stopped because it destroyed my CPU too much..
I wanna start a new run now, what class is a lot of fun and fits the other companions? I got the tiefling DLC thingy and want to have her in my party..

459022374

magic or bust, if you're melee in a pathfinder game then you are doing it wrong.

turn based combat is boring

this, and valerie is trash and will probably cuck you, the only good romance option is tristian

If you plan to go evil or lawfull neutral you can go for an arcane fullcaster, since the only other option is the CG elf with a delayed spell progression.

Valerie IS the best romance! I encourage ALL anons to romance Valerie!

class choice has no effect on the story or any dialogues at all so just dont play one that alignment locks you

>can't fuck the barbarian chick
>can't fuck the edgy undead MILF unless you get the right epilogue for her
>only two options assuming you aren't a fag are valerie and octavia
>octavia is a whore
Really narrows down my choices here. I guess there's the DLC companion but I don't really care for the DLC.

>valerie is trash and will probably cuck you
Did you play the same game I did, or are you confusing Valerie with Octavia?

no fuck off faggot, tristian > valerie

but what class is fun to play in this campaign?

Is Flamewarden viable by endgame? I'm around midgame but I've heard if you don't have the right build then enemies near the end will fuck you up the ass.

Do I need to romance her for that ending?

>oathbreaker with daddy issues
>valerie is p-pure

keep living that delusion bro

You're forgetting the nymph.

>assblasted tristian homo at it again
This will never not be hilarious.

>no matter what i do i feel like i'm fucking up my companions/my own build

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no idea, killed both cuck and his slut

but i want to play melee
what about melee priests?

why i cant cute half elf companion bard instead some midget that you cant even fuck?

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They've gotten most of the bugs out, yeah.
I thought you couldn't romance her.

you need to NOT romance her for that I would presume

>valeriefags calling others homos when she looks more male than half the male characters in the game

god valeriefags are so fucking pathetic

Understandable, it is a secret romance.

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Isn't her backstory all about how she's struggled against people treating her as nothing but a pretty face, though?

I don't want to be pausing every fucking millisecond in order to micro every character as if I were a StarCraft player.

>wanting other people to romance your favorite girl
Ok cuck.

yeah that is why he cut her hair and have no personality
also she sleep on the side with some guys so she is not pure

Every user gets their OWN Valerie!

you can try an eldritch scion which is a melee sorcerer

>also she sleep on the side with some guys so she is not pure
Why are you blatantly lying? Are you that insecure about your fictional choice in romances that you need to make up lies about fictional character? If so then that's honesty pathetic.

Inquisitor. They get 6th level casting and proficiency in their deity's favored weapon.

Why kill them when you can make them kill the leftovers of their families?

>not wanting to steal away everyones Valerie to acquire a harem of Valerie
Low test.

Ignore the Tristianfag. He's just salty his little faggot cleric romance is the worst in the game.

Valerie slept with Toma BUT it was only BEFORE meeting the baron!

why are YOU lying user?

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And one that requires you to bend over backwards and do a bunch of specific shit and if you fuck up one thing, boom it’s done, can’t redeem fey waifu with your dick/ cunt

>Mods add in Slayers, Oracles, Advanced Weapon Training, and proper magic item crafting

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she mention that she had some fun with some guys when you visits inn or something

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That’s not sleeping on the side, that just means she isn’t a virgin

>got cucked by a guy named toma

oof

;)

>valeriekeks getting BTFO'd
Good thread.

If I were to start playing this game, what stats go with what kind of dialog options? Is it easy to lock yourself out of dialog options?

All of your companions have fucked plenty of people. This isn't some Japanese waifu game.

I can guarantee every other romance option has had more dicks in them.
From lowest to highest
Valeria with 1
Tristian with I dunno let’s go 5
Octavia with a platoon
Ork boy with that platoon and Another
Fey bitch with all of the first world and the previous rulers of the stolen lands, literally more dicks than your barony has population

Go play ToEE or something, faggot.

did tristan ever have sex?

Special dialogue options tend to lean more towards alignment than ability scores.

Tristan and Dryad, both thiefling girls and technically Jaethal, get the fuck out

>lost my first save to the unending war bug
>want to play it again but keep restarting after an hour because RTWP is shit and I can't settle on a character

Help

>fucking some dude before she ever even met you means she cucked you
yikes at this incel logic

lmao cope harder

Thanks user.

Kanerah has FUCKED many times! I come in PEACE tiefling anons BUT it's true!

Companion stats are also used for dialogue checks

It wasn’t consensual, surely.

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yes I fucked Kanerah many times, whats your point user

Baron has also fucked before, so that means you’ve cucked all your waifus and husbandos

it means shes a slut and probably fucked more, sooner or later shell be demanding an open relationship

why would you ever choose someone like her over tristian whos 100% pure?

nah that mean she isn't pure

anyway did amri fucked before she meets you?

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>whine

What I mean to say IS there IS nothing wrong with prior fuckings! That IS why Valerie IS my wife! That IS why Kanerah IS a good wife too!

Yep, but these guys want their waifus to be as socially maladjusted as themselves. Like territorial chihuahuas, they yap and cry when someone gets anywhere near their toys

Giants, both men and women. She’s part of “bag of holding” guild and “spelunking” society

Can I get into this if I don't have any experience with previous pnp crpgs like baldurs gate

Man, who hurt you? What was her name ?

Buzzwords aside, that user isn't wrong though. Val and the Toma dude had a thing before she ever met the Baron. So either you're retarded and don't know what cuck means like 99% of this board or you're just shitposting and baiting yourself.

>did amri fucked before she meets you?
It's hard to believe she hasn't.

well fuck
i hope you just meming me
she looks like kind of dumb but shy girl
probably easy to take advantage on

This is why people hate waifushit

Amiri is NOT a romance user! It IS unfortunate BUT true!

She’s a pathfinder iconic, think of the kind of people who make the system, the deviants. Imagine what they’ve written in little folders about her. What foulness, what deviancy.

Don’t forget their first AP had incest rape ogres in it.

>valeriefags are literal redditors

wew imagine my shock

Amiri is a fearsome warrior, not a girl
You don't fuck warriors

>shy
Oh I’m laughing.
Dumb is spot on though

Can’t forget lamashtu, god of bestiality, rape and monster fucking, with magical items that lets you impregnate or being impregnated by anything. Whose ritual involves sacrificing new borns to gain their favor

I do NOT have reddit! I do NOT play kingmaker!

Ah, so you never had anyone to begin with.

>tfw never got this portrait because I bought the cheapest option and they don't let you upgrade your edition
PLEASE YOU SLAVNIGGERS JUST ADD IT IN ITS OBLIVION DIGITAL EDITION ALL OVER AGAIN

Honestly, no. You could try, but I certainly wouldn't recommend this game for someone who is new to crpgs.

why are you even still posting here, shouldnt you be on reddit upvoting your ebin memes?

>tfw randomized dungeon DLC soon
Actually looking forward to it. Fucking around with multiclassing and shit should be good

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>all my friends try to play it
>they can’t handle the combat systems girth and retardedness
>real time with pause ? Fucking really ?

>25% off
not sure if buy

Why are you still posting, dont you have pure Lolis to fap to or a rope to tie? Lord knows your ideals of purity only extend to children, needle dick

Gay guys can fuck warriors, though. Can gay guys fuck Amiri?

The baron CANNOT fuck Amiri!

Only if they’re giants. She’s got huge size cocks and up in size range. Anything beneath it, large, medium, small, tiny, diminutive whatever need not apply

Anyone else hire Tsanna as an advisor? I know she's listed as "evil" but she and her cult never really do anything egregious or morally wrong. Lamashtu doesn't seem all that bad compared to move of the gods

why are you so aggressive towards wanting your partner to be pure? did you get cucked so hard that you cope such an ideal is impossible?

based retard

Why are you? You can’t accept that people have prior relationships and fuck in them, which some how cucks you after they leave their partner.

Even in fantasy land, virgins are more myth than reality. Especially in fantasy land with rape ogres.

Her entire backstory is "im too beautiful and i have problems for that" while she is ugly as sin. At a certain point i tought she was crazy warrior who believed to be a paladin.

Well, if you don't like it, you'll only have lost 75% of the normal price.

>literally involves baby sacrifice
>their anti paladin code is literally “rape rape rape, pillage? Nah more rape”
>magic items let the wearer fuck horses and worse

Nigga no

She’d look good with long hair

I'd say it's a decent CRPG, it's too bad that the railroading is so horrible that would make a newbie GM think it was bad.

does game have guns and explosives

>listed as "evil" but [...] never really do anything egregious or morally wrong
I hate that about this game. The setting has an absolute morality kind of alignment thing going on where things can be categorized as evil and you just kind of have to believe it. Virtually all kobolds in this game are Deekin-tier, but you still have to pretend they're all irredeemable piece of shit monsters.

where was i ever aggressive? i was questioning your choices why you would want someone promiscuous over someone who wasnt. and yes it does make you a cuck since people with many partners are more likely to cheat on you

I always try to have a chaotic alignment so I can invite them to my city after the troll quest.

Guns no, explosives yes. You got Grenadier class for it

>No gunslinger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That’s why tabletop is always better, it isn’t tied to that shit.

And lamashtu is evil as shit, seriously look them at this shit
aonprd.com/DeityDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Lamashtu

Look at those domains, subdomains, the deific obedience, the anti paladin code, the magic items ! The fucking divine gift. Look at this and say it isn’t evil.

“I fill the wombs, I birth the children I teach our enemies why they fear the night”

Has anything vaguely good ever come from some fuck saying shit like that? Let alone living by it

So is this actually any good? I've been looking around for CRPGs lately and I've been looking at this and Torment. I hear that this game is actually rather buggy though and the time limits ruin it.

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because nobody wants to fuck a midgit

Sorry, real life isn’t your anime. And learn math, one isn’t many. And paranoia and suspicion leads to cheating more often.

>Even in fantasy land, virgins are more myth than reality
You know, if I ever ended up making a fantasyland setting, I'd make the 30-year virgin requirement to become a wizard a thing. You want unlimited cosmic power? Better be ready to give up one of your basic human needs.

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One of my favorite CRPGs ive played recently, it was buggy at launch but the devs have been patching it alot and i've not encountered anything gamebreaking yet. Time limit is really not an issue, just don't sleep after every single fight and you'll be having too much time really

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Too many deadlines. You can fail MAIN quests to invisible deadlines and when you do it your city fuck off. Stay too much in a dungeon cause is on the other side of the fucking world? Your city fuck off. I spent 40 hours and it was a nightmare.

I’d be okay with that, makes sense really. Bitches and hoes or awesome arcane powers? Pick one fucker

>buff + autoattack combat
>shitty kingdom management
>loading time for everything

>Pathfinder:Kingmaker thread
I'D NEVER OF FUCKING GUESSED

>Sorry, real life isn’t your anime
what does this have to do with what i said?

>And learn math, one isn’t many.
so given two choices you would choose the cuck option?

>And paranoia and suspicion leads to cheating more often.
yes because paranoia is the main driver of cheating and not being promiscuous and having many partners

The whole dedication to the craft and personal sacrifice for power aspect makes it kind of interesting. Only downside to it is that I have no fucking idea what the in-world explanation for virginity being tied to magic potential would be. That, and that you could theoretically fuck the magic out evil archmages.

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>mfw I rolled a Crusader

i just wanted to be a melee Cleric

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Man, you’re never going to find someone to your standards.
Besides children of course, lolicon.

seething roast

It IS good! I do NOT play it BUT it has Valerie! I backed KICKSTARTER when I saw her!

Your seed holds potential power, to expend it takes away your potential to birth new life

The evil overlord never even jerked off and he nearly became a god

The game is still buggy, but at this point it's mostly just minor issues. Unless you're playing an evil character, last I checked, the game had trouble keeping up with some choices towards the end.

>the time limits ruin it
Bullshit. If you're paying attention, you're not going to be threatened by the time limits.

Apparently you can get a threesome ending with her and her sister, where they share you.
How do you get it?

Same it fucking sucked. Why is Battle Cleric so fucking hard to do in these kinds of games?

Then do a melee cleric dummy.

Just go normal Cleric and buff up instead?

no idea, in theory I did everything required but it still locked me to kanerah only

Shit I don't want that. I like Kalikke better.

>waaah waaah muh waifu held hands once, Ntr ntr!

>wanting a non sexually promiscuous partner that doesnt cheat on you makes you a pedophile

how hard can someone be keked to think like this?

>the BBEG is a nofap world champion
>summoning succubi is a common practice to assassinate rival wizards
>some of the most powerful wizards have found the means to dimensionally relocate their dicks in a booby-trapped magic jar hidden behind several layers of pocket dimensions

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>Not being the meat in a Regongar and Octavia sandwich

I think its easier to do, I presume something just bugged for me.

Which mods m8? I only found Oracles and magic crafting.

I'm not that user, but I don't understand your logic. This entire thing seems to have started over the fact that Valerie alludes to a single partner she had. Not sure if you know what promiscuous means but a grown ass woman who has had one partner before she ever met you isn't her "cucking you".

I played a glaive cleric, buff, enlarge and fuck shit up from second line, it was fine. I picked the one that can summon spontaneously but ended up almost never using them because they seemed pretty weak and didn't last long, also I think it was bugged because I could only cast the spell that summon 1 strong monster making the feat that let you roll for more when you summon several useless.

My biggest beef with the game is horrendous loading times and the advisor system. Basically to do anything in your barony you have to assign party members or NPCs as advisors so they can solve issues, and if you don't you guarantee yourself a game over.

Problem with it is that only certain characters can fill certain roles, stats be damned even when in practice they actually affect advisors rolls, and that the number of characters for each role is actually tiny, with many characters also happening to be permanently missable depending on certain quest and other choices. This can really fuck you over without any kind of warning and permanently ruin your game if you happen to lose all relevant advisors for a vital role. F.ex. if you're playing an evil or strictly lawful character there's a very good chance you'll lose all Councilor role characters, because first lawful Councilor is blindly picked before you're even introduced to management gameplay mechanics and is mutually exclusive with two other advisors filling entirely different roles, second is an evil Councilor but recruiting her requires a fucking good aligned choice before she's even introduced as a proper character, and last one is a goody two shoes megafaggot who also happens to betray you.

Well, it makes you a pedophile when you want a partner who has no contact with the opposite sex in any manner.

As only children haven’t , you dirty pedo fuck

>Bullshit. If you're paying attention, you're not going to be threatened by the time limits.
A number of quests that read as if there's a time limit don't, and a small amount have a time limit without any real indication there is one. I agree it doesn't ruin it by itself, but having it along with the numerous other problems with the game makes it difficult to recommend the game.

>not redeeming Reg as an NG female Cleric

Who /monk/ here?

>my waifu got fucked by hundreds of other men but thats ok haha because everyone else is like this and thinking otherwise would make me a pedophile

Don't forget you need to unlock positions, and it's entirely possible to play through a significant chunk of the game missing key advisors that make the kingdom aspect of the game a trainwreck that you might not be able to come back from.

>hey user, you're cute and i really like you
>this reminds me of the time this dude ravaged me so hard i couldn't walk straight for a week
>haven't had anything like that since then
>ahh, this really takes me back
do females actually do this?

It's so time consuming too. I'm sure you spend almost half the game on it for not much honestly

what kind of logic did you have to follow to arrive at such conclusion

please seek help user

Its pretty good, the crown you get is godly and having +26 to trip is incredibly useful

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Seems to be all the rage in western RPGs. Cassandra from Dragon Age did it. Worse since she brings up her former lover literally right after you have sex with her for the first time.

>female wizard hunters trying to forcefully deprive the mages of their power
That's an RPGmaker game just waiting to happen.

I wish we could have met Reg's brother, he seemed like a cool guy

just cut your dick off and bam guaranteed wizard powers forever

One doesn’t equal a hundred, you dirty pedophile omega

>tfw Valerie is best girl but she is trash unless you respec her into anything but TSS

Happened to me once, like 2 years ago. She dropped that bomb on me while we were out drinking. In retrospective maybe its time to look for some church groups or something.

>waaah waaah im a roastie pay attention to me

I could say the same to you, retard.

What were the devs even thinking with her? Bitch can't even be a paladin.

>waaa waaa, why are all women sluts, anime said it’d be different, why won’t anyone agree with me

Bet you think them hugging their father is cucking, dumbass

kys

Lichs do just that

I’d play that

I’d play the fuck out of that

Why does Valerie make people seethe?

she mentions one guy but you dont know her actual count, she only hooks up with him just because theyre both nobles that hate their families and shortly leave each other afterwards, kind of fair to assume that someone like that will probably have many other partners

Lets all just enter a suicide pack, I’ll hold the gun.

ugly and very generic character but has tons of orbiters for some reason

God I wish that was a thing. Can't Yea Forums just... I dunno, make vidya?

Cause she isn’t a pure anime waifu who’s never seen a member of the opposite sex before, doesn’t know what a penis even is and thinks babies are delivered by angels.

I have absolutely no idea. She isn't a great character and her romance path is pretty boring, but some people really overreact.

Would you be a wizard? Or a wizard huntress ?

>wtf why you people have problem with whore that just sluts around she will make a perfect partner bigots!!

Does that mean Kalikke is the only right choice? This truly is the darkest timeline.

>caring about romance horseshit in CRPGs of all things
Why did Biodrones have to infect our genre bros?

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not even a portrait fix is gonna fix her shitty as fuck character

worst part is that I heard that the companion quests are actually worth it for the ultimate payof

It’s because the other options are no sexual sluts, a choir boy, and a fairy who is hard as fuck to romance and pays out only at the end and most people don’t know you can bang her it’s so fucking hard to get everything right

And now there are two tieflings in one body, but that’s dlc, and Yea Forums is poor fags

>mfw telling the girls "we're just friends"

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>I had to kill her officer, she hugged her father! I’m not a cuck! I’m not a cuuuuck!

There, I’ve told you your future, except you’ll never get a gf, you ain’t gonna make it bro

If you want a virgin partner you should have gotten laid at age 15-20 like everybody else.

>one wizard thinks he's being smart and contracts a devil to turn himself into a girl since male wizard hunters are rare
>player finds devil and learns that said wizard's dick wasn't disappeared or transformed, but relocated, and receives said dick as a detachable and fully functional strap-on
>player proceeds to fuck said wizard with his own dick, double-devirginizing him and forever trapping him in a female body
This shit writes itself.

Will I miss much with 3-4 generic companions? Couldn't stand hardly any of the companions last time I booted this up. It really sucks that the generics have a lesser point buy.

I also just wish they had gone with a module that didn't include all the tedious, half bakes kingdom management bullshit.

Yes.
The latter is a 10 /10 concept.

Kalikke, Kanerah and Tristan. Jaethal is technically a virgin in her new body.

>that image
Holy fuck, I really liked that game.

Fuck, my boner is like an inferno of lust blazing out of control.

What would of this be

I figured out there were invisible bullshit timers you're not warned about when I started getting mystery raids by trolls because I waited too long to address the problem. I promptly went straight to the trolls and fucked everyone in sight and now I apparently have a long ass time to fuck around doing what I wanted to do. Only Ch. 2 so far but so far so good.

Pro tip: Make sure you get communal protection from energy. There is some shit that is damn near impossible without it at least at lower levels.

you see retardera roasts, your baiting is too obvious because it basically has anything to do with what is talked about

You won't miss anything important, i can't recall if theres any unique items you get as drops during their quests. For the kingdom, just put it on easy difficulty or just automatic to bypass it

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*What would the name of this be?

>tfw you spec her into a feyspeaker/sylvan sorc and her doggo/sabertooth tiger can tank better than she ever could while also being capable of hitting shit
Being an buffing offtank for her mutt and twirling around her sword for Dazzling is one of the only legitimately strong builds for her base character. That or using her obscene CON for Kinetic Knight

Is Sword Saint a meme?

>Jaethal is technically a virgin in her new body.
But her mind is not that of a virgin. Isn't that what matters to ped... I mean, people who care about this kind of stuff?

A good meme

>Kalikke, Kanerah
No
>Jaethal is technically a virgin in her new body.
Yeah, like girls getting hymen surgery are technically virgin

Right here baby. Tripping the shit out of motherfuckers while destroying their anus in a flurry of blows.

Terrible and pathetic people think they've got a shot with a bland and ugly "sleeps around but totally not loose" slut and obsess over this shallow shit to the point of reacting to anything even hinted at being critical in their vicinity.
Same reason there's trannychasers.

>it has anything to Do with what is talked about

Wanna try again Their Juan? Thanks for admitting we’re right though

The word you’re looking for is “nothing” not anything, dumb ass

Underage frog poster is underaged

Who is the best animal companion?

Was there an update just now? Should I get this along with NWN:EE?

lmao mirror image

>she looked at her brother officer, I had to kill her! I’m not a cuuuck godamnit!

Nigger, you're the one whining that you got cucked by a guy named Toma.

away away resetera

It's extremely good at what it does, but stacking AC to infinity isn't for everyone

>Why did Biodrones have to infect our genre bros?
>Implying Biotrash even had the brain to come up with romance in RPGs
Zoomer detected, It's something that (on the western side) was already a thing with the Ultima games, Bioware never did anything more than aping better developers and better games, they only helped to consolidate what was already there.

Doggo/Wolf for trip, Mastodon/Smilodon for tank/dps (I forgot which is which)

I loved this game so so much, but I admit I did not finish it. It dragged for so so long, and not all of the content was amazing. The kingdom management had a couple of inexplicable difficulties spikes and you can tell it could have used polishing (like pretty much everything else).

I did not finish it, because going through chapter 8 was boring on hard difficulty. Then I could not play for a couple of weeks and I simply never took it on again.

>Kalikke, Kanerah
>No
No? What no?
>Jaethal is technically a virgin in her new body.
>Yeah, like girls getting hymen surgery are technically virgin
yeah well basically

>get to House at the Edge of Fun
>knock difficulty down to story mode
I regret nothing
FUCK WILDCUNTS

>can't fuck female bilbo baggins
dropped

>being booksexual

>pozzfinder
>Chris "the cuck" Avellone as a writer
So, how bad is it?

You realize that you can shut them down with freedom of movement?

Kanerah is a slut. Kalikke probably fucked being chaotic good.

>free sneak attack
>paralyze
>dispel magic
>mandragora swarm that drain skeleton blood for some reason

The leaders of Lamashtu’s children are proud of their deformities and rage against civilization. They seek to tear the blinders from the eyes of the world and show them the nightmare of nature, the writhing and endlessly fecund truth. Their code is one of bloodshed and howling madness. Its tenets include the following adages.
All things are monstrous, and only the weak hide their marks. I show the world as it is.
I will bring the outcasts in from the cold and teach them the taste of victory.
I fill the wombs. I birth the children. I teach our enemies why they fear the night.
I bring madness to the cities, that in their blood and fear they may understand the chaos of the world.
I will spread the Mother’s seed. If the blind cannot be taught to see, their children can.

AND RETARDS STILL DROOL OVER THEMSELVES AND SAY LAMASHTU DINNDU NUFFIN

I just had enough, I wanted to get off ms. Nyrissa wild ride
The moment altar boy killed jaethal I lost my shit. That was my only companion death.

I love Valerie!

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WOW I REALLY WANT THESE GUYS IN MY KINGDOM! LOOK AT THEIR "CULTURE" .

The demon mother's mask

"This primitive hyena mask is usually made of leather, but may be made of soft metal like copper or carved from an animal’s skull. The wearer gains a +2 competence bonus on Handle Animal and Heal checks. The wearer can smell when nearby creatures are in heat or otherwise especially fertile (creatures such as humans that can breed at any time of the year always smell fertile unless they are barren).

If Lamashtu is the wearer’s patron, the mask counts as an unholy symbol and a hole for a third eye appears in its forehead. The wearer can use summon monster II once per day to summon a fiendish hyena, which obeys the wearer as if they shared a common language. The wearer may interbreed with animals within one size category of the wearer’s size. The offspring of such unions are members of the mother’s race with the fiendish simple template and bear monstrous aesthetic features of the father’s race"

sounds pretty based fuck society

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You're a fucking poser extraordinaire.
Ultima's idea of "romance" was having a nudist colony, prostitutes and Circe-ripoffs in U7/Serpent Isle and having a small dialogue reaction to his virginity.
Bioware are the fucking faggots who popularized the "romance" with BG2's shit.

>It's another "Closeted cuckold loses his shit and forces his fetish everywhere" episode
It's absolutely nuts that the network keeps airing this one.

You are wrong.

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>play Varnhold DLC
>spend 3h+ making custom characters
>learn how the team works
>get to the ending
Fucking hell im mad alright

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"Engage in a tryst with the sincere intention of being impregnated or impregnating your partner, or sacrifice a creature that has been alive for no more than a week. Gain a +4 profane bonus on saves against insanity, confusion, and polymorph effects"

NOPE! nothing wrong with worshiping lamashtu! religion of peace!

>not telling him to refuse Sarenrae's forgiveness in his quest
Prettiest girl (boy) deserves nothing.

Spoil me, user.

Case in point.

can male general fuck any women in varnhold dlc

"Sacrifice an unwilling living creature in the name of the Mother of Monsters. Draw the process out to inspire the maximum terror and suffering in your victim. The death blow you deal should be savage and destructive—do not grant your sacrifice a clean death. Once the creature is dead, remove one of its bones and sharpen it to a point. Use the bone to cut yourself deeply enough to leave a scar. Leave the sacrificed creature’s mutilated form in the open where scavengers may devour it or travelers may see it and know of Lamashtu’s power. Gain a +1 natural armor bonus to your AC"

|BETTER THAN MOST GODS! NOT AT ALL EVIL! SURE YOU CAN VISIT MY KINGDOM'S ORPHANAGE

should i wait for the last dlc before doing a full play through this time?

I think I accidentally did that in DA inquisition. I just wanted to complement a handsome bro :’(

>The wearer may interbreed with animals within one size category of the wearer’s size.
I see Lamashtu priestesses are true patricians. Maybe I should keep them around in my Evil playthrough.

"The recipient can disgorge a servitor monster from her body as a full-round action. The monster views the character as its mother and follows her general commands, although it can’t be directly controlled. The exact type of monster spawned is chosen by the GM, but is generally one whose CR is equal to the character’s level (or in the case of an NPC, the character’s own CR). The monster lives for 9 days, after which it dies in a spectacular shower of gore."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE NEXT TO THE LAMASHTU RAPE PIT!? FUCKIN BIGOT

How's the Inquisitor in this trainwreck? Is he viable?
Is she pure? If not, she gets fire and brimstone.

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Varnhold is utterly fucked by Fey shit going on and the ending i got had Varn surviving but the wizard getting controlled by some fey creature down in the dungeon. All of it shit happening was just some gey god doing it all as a "funny prank lmao". The ending i got had the main custom character retreating out of the fey, only to get lost in there while the three other custom characters got slaughtered. In main game, i found his body later on.

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She fucked ONE man once in the past, in a relationship that ended.
This means she has an NTR fetish and is a slut according to Yea Forumsirgins, who has apparently banged half of golaria because SHE GOT FUCKED ONCE

>Is she pure?
Yes.
Pure slut that is.

Fire and brimstone it is.

thats fucking cool user, any links?

She is NOT a virgin BUT she is pure! She is MY wife! I love Valerie!

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It's literally just one dude shitposting about the cuck stuff. Ignore him.

what about that dryad chick?

aonprd.com/DeityDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Lamashtu here

ALSO MY GOD! I LOVE OUR NEW FELLOW STOLEN LANDIANS, THEY'RE JUST WONDERFUL!

Yethazmari

"Double the size of a man at its shoulder, this creature looks like a gigantic, starving jackal, but from its back beat the tattered black wings of a monstrous bat. A canine head sprouts from where it would be natural for one to rest, but behind, where the creature’s tail should begin, instead sways the sleek, strong coils of a viper, ending in a fanged head that arcs over the monster’s back. Twin trails of thin smoke, like those from dying embers, rise from where the thing’s jackal eyes should be, roiling up from depthless hollows gaping in the horror’s snarling visage.

Said to howl through the lightless sky on the nights of lunar eclipses, hunting for lone travelers to drag back to Lamashtu’s realm, the yethazmari is the herald of the Mother of Monsters. A 14-foot-tall poisonous jackal with a snake for a tail and wings as black as pitch, the yethazmari is known to be among Lamashtu’s favorite offspring, as well as her lapdog. Having hunted at the Demon Queen’s side for untold centuries and witnessed some of her most profane atrocities, the thing’s eyes have burnt to smoldering coals, loose in the depths of its skull. Now it sees only worlds undone, endless ruinous visions of reality rent at the claws of the Mother of Monsters."

I AM SO GLAD WE #letthemin and #fuckedthebaron!

What do you mean rape and cannabalism have skyrockted since then! FUCKING BIGOT!

Alright, enough waifufaggotry.
Is Inquisitor viable? If not, I won't even bother pirating this.

She's a female fucking fey, user. What do you think?

>"hey user I realize we're having an intimate moment of reflection here but did you know I fucked a guy once you remind me of and we're no longer seeing each other?"
>this is what Valeriefags and misogynists consider to be normal for a woman

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That dryad tried to kill me. Fuck her. She's dead as soon as I go back and thanks to her fuckery, I'll probably rape the shit out of any fey I see since she genuinely tricked me.

She's a fairy. SO literally more men than you can imagine

I do NOT know I do NOT play this game!

Not gonna lie, that sounds hella fucking metal.

Yeah they can be cool, needs some Feats stuff to get rolling i think, i haven't used them much

How fun is a evil aligned play through? Specifically neutral evil since I'm tired of being a moralfag.

I finished it last week, only bug i can recall is one involving an ending slide, but I was using Bag of Tricks on an outdated version (unity mod manager told me it may have issues)

OH MAN THIS CULT OF LAMASHTU IS BRINGING SO MUCH CULTURE AND KNOWLEDGE INTO THE KINGDOM! WE CAN LEARN SO MUCH FROM THEM

DEMON, SWAITHE

"This creepy ash-gray goblin-like creature has empty eye sockets and scraggly, stained teeth.

Dedicated to Lamashtu, the eyeless swaithes are skulking agents of fear and unprovoked beast attacks, formed from sinful souls who, in life, used animals as tools of violence and murder. Swaithes often lure those who seek their aid and advice into falling victim to the darkest secrets of demonology and forbidden magic.

If left unsupervised, a swaithe charms animals and drives them toward villages, often under the inf luence of rage, further stoking the flames of fear and distrust between settlements and the wilderness.

Swaithes prefer stealth and subterfuge to direct confrontation, and these foul creatures delight in creating a sense of dread in their prey. Swaithes have been known to slip into a village under the cover of night, use their slumber hex on lone villagers, leave a grisly token (such as a bloody organ or strange twig doll) on its body for the victim to discover later when they wake clueless as to why they fell asleep in the first place. They delight in later repeating these attacks with strange cackling noises, invisibly “haunting” a victim’s home at night, and driving the target to paranoia and outright panic.

Swaithes can join hag covens and contribute to the coven’s cooperative magic. Because of its smaller size and weaker power, a swaithe is often treated as a little sister or daughter by the rest of the coven. Any coven that includes a swaithe can add giant vermin, animal growth, and insect plague to the spells the spells they can cast together.

Small and slight, most swaithes stand about 3-1/2 feet tall and weigh 50 pounds"

LITERALLY ATE YOU DAUGHTER'S ASS AND THE REST OF HER?!! FUCKIN RACIST PIG IT WAS CONSENSUAL

Inquisitor is good. You get a pretty good NE one, but having more holy casters is never bad.

>She is NOT a virgin BUT she is pure!

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>still no fem dwarf romances

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You are paying attention to him, retard

Fucking cringeworthy. I guess virgin characters are not OK anymore in CURRENT_YEAR.
I remember when BioWare pulled the same shit with Cassandra in DA:I.
Fuck vidya romance in general.

Seriously this. What do these devs have against shortstacks?

she mentions one guy she had a short relationship with during an intimate moment, shes been with more than one guy you brainlet

Want to know as well, but as Lawful Evil.

Or more likely you are just dumb.

And? So if an adult woman has had previous relationships before she even knows you exist she's a slut? I'm sure you'll go far in life.

Fukcing devs do this all the time, at least they don't put a possible in then slap us in the dick like some.

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Haven't played an evil party but looking at the party members, you get enough evil party members as well as evil advisors so you can go all the way with it

they did that with linzi tho

>I just had enough
I did the same. I regret nothing

>So if an adult woman has had previous relationships before she even knows you exist she's a slut?
>Slut: a woman who has many casual sexual partners.

yes?

An evil party lacks a real mage and, even though you can turn most characters into assholes, Octavia doesn't really fit.

>SHE HELD HANDS WITH HER LITTLE COUSIN OFFICER! I HAD TO BURN THEM BOTH! I'M NOT A KEK! IM NOT IMNOTIMNOOOOT!

Are all the DLCs out yet?

1 more left

That's a halfing you no beard faggot, bet your mum sleeps with elves too.

>I could not play for a couple of weeks and I simply never took it on again.
this is basically what happened to me around chapter 6

What class should my main character be?

The rest of the party will probably be Amiri, Linzi, Octavia (will make her an Arcane Trickster), Tristian and Valerie.

I'm unsure if I need another melee attacker, more crowd control or something else enterly. I'm tending towards Magus or Wizard

ETA?

Regongar got a few spells and can use haste, not as many spells as pure casters got but a custom character can fill that slot

BUT NO! LAMASHTU ISN'T EVIL! DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE A CULT REALLY! MUCH NICER THAN MOST GODS *SNORT*, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY #letthemin YOUR KINGDOM TO! NOW EXCUSE ME MY WIFE IS BEING RAILED BY A FIENDISH TEMPLATED TROLL AND I MUST GATHER THE SEED.

this is what you dumbasses look like when you say Lamashtu "Isn't evil" learn the lore fuck asses

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Dragon Commander has shortstack dwarf, tall lizard and robot/skelly/zombie waifus. Shame the action part of the gameplay is meh to the point that I turned it off and just played the map and advisor stuff.
I'd expect more waifus of the same caliber from Divinity: Fallen Heroes that Larian is pushing as the "Dragon Commander sequel but with tactical RPG gameplay worth a damn".

the height and tiddies work

It's pretty fun.
Just do not roll with Octavia around too much if you want to do her romance, I guess

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Can you fucking autist stop with your cuckshit?

Maybe a Druid or something with a animal companion? They are incredibly useful

supposed to be this month but it could be delayed

from my point of view shes not

>i dont want a girl whos had a lot of sexual partners
>REEEE HOW DARE YOU YOURE A PEDOPHILE REEE

did you forget to take your pills or something today?

>Dragon Commander
I've been meaning to try this one for years, but then I forgot its name. Thanks for reminding me user.

gameplay is shit dem dwarf tiddies tho

Scout Harding in DA:I was an absolute QT and totally missed opportunity

>Octavia
>romance
Never ever even on my most moralfag character. I'll just kill her and her orc dildo as soon as I free them.

Imagine being a casual in real life and still not know what it means.

one doesn't equal many retard, look at your hands right? hold up the fingers, now put down all but one, is it the same as many timmy? Is it?

>Classes not covered by companions
>Druid, Sorcerer, Paladin, Monk

>What you could probably use with the teammates you are planning to bring
>A melee sneak attacker (rogue, vivi), a reach attacker , a secondary tank to form a wall(kinetic knight) or a DPS with extra abilities (like Inquisitor or Kineticisit with Blade focus)

OH WAIT, I FORGOT THE FEATS YOU CAN GET FROM LAMASHTU! HOW SILLY OF ME!

LAMASHTU'S MARK

"Your abdomen bears several ugly scars, as if your belly had been torn open by a clawed hand. Lamashtu’s Mark identifies you as favored worshiper of the Mother of Monsters, and if it is visible, you gain a +2 bonus on Intimidate checks but a –2 penalty on Diplomacy checks.

Once per day as a free action, you may invoke Lamashtu’s name as you strike a nonevil foe with any melee attack. As you do, you cause the creature struck to become temporarily deformed in some hideous manner. Common deformities caused by this attack include cloven hooves, horns, forked tongues, vestigial limbs like wings and tails, organs inexplicably forming on the outside of the skin, additional (and useless) eyes, and skin that hardens into pus-weeping plates. The deformity reduces the target’s Charisma score by 1d4 points for 1 hour; the target can resist this effect by making a Fortitude save (DC 10 + your character level + your Charisma modifier). The physical deformity vanishes as soon as the Charisma penalty fades.

In addition, any offspring you sire or give birth to gain the fiendish template."

WOW LOOK AT THAT CULTURE!

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Scars make sexy belies

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Pre recs for that one

Prerequisites: Con 13, Lamashtu as patron deity.

OH? LAMASHTU"S CULT! PEACEFUL PEOPLE REALLY!

DESTROY IDENTITY!

"Prerequisites: Critical Focus, base attack bonus +11, worshiper of Lamashtu.

Benefit: Whenever you confirm a critical hit against an opponent, in addition to dealing critical damage as normal, you maim your target so much that it takes 2 points of Charisma damage and becomes staggered for 1 round."

Really I think all those maimings are just from lone wolfs who need mental help!

we arent talking about only one though?

womb scars > womb tattoos > unmarked wombs

You just get Kanerah and have her spam deadly earth and have neutral guys like Harrim/Jubi do support and healing

>DESTROY IDENTITY!
>you maim your target so much that it takes 2 points of Charisma damage and becomes staggered for 1 round."
Deity of Dilation?

I SAW YOU WALKING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET FROM GRUTMARG THE ANAL RAVAGER, I AM GOING TO TELL YOUR WORK YOU'RE A DIRTY BIGOT

NIGHTMARE SCARS

Prerequisites: Worshiper of Lamashtu.

Benefit: You gain a +2 bonus on Diplomacy and Handle Animal checks to affect the attitudes of magical beasts, monstrous humanoids, and worshipers of Lamashtu. You take a –2 penalty on Diplomacy and Handle Animal checks to affect the attitudes of all other types of creatures. You also gain a +2 bonus on Intimidate checks, and take no penalty on Intimidate checks based on your size.

OH AND I DIDN'T EVEN LIST HALF HER MAGIC ITEMS! WANT MORE CULTURE KIDS?!

every companion in the game was either acceptable or good, probably the only companion RPG that's done that.

the orc was a faggot though, left me without a general or a warden for the last 1/5 of the game

Please share, I want enlightenment

God, please. I am so hard right now.

>this entire thread

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Unless you kick him out/kill him, you only lose him at the point it does not matter though

I dedicate THIS thread to MY wife Valerie!

Waifus and/or "romance" is the cancer killing CRPGs.

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> kill Octavia
and give up on the ray-focused arcane trickster? In a game where you get flanking bonus from range distance and aggro is so obviously wrong???

It's weird, since this game has one of the purest waifus ever

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nah, only in bad games

JACKAL'S BLADE!

"A jackal’s blade appears as a well-used falchion. The handle looks aged and unpleasant, but despite these cosmetic features, the blade is quite sharp, functioning as a +2 unholy falchion. The weapon inflicts particularly grievous wounds on paladins and lawful good clerics, functioning as a bane weapon against such targets. It also functions as a divine focus for worshipers of Lamashtu. When used as such for casting a spell, the user gains a +4 bonus on any concentration checks needed to complete that spell"

Oh that attack on the Iomadian church last week? Yeah it was around the same time as the Lamashtu festival, WHY!? are you implying THEY DID IT YOU FUCKING BIGOT

They fixed the 'every ray triggers sneak attack' element, just so you know

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>tfw wanted to romance her after romancing kanerah
>used kanerah as bait so kanerah left after i killed the forefather
>kalikke leaves in the ending slide too
just

Fuck off Avellone.

well Amri has an iq in the negative so it is probably for the better. The kids would come out retarded

PELT OF THE DEMON MOTHER

"This +1 hide armor appears to be made from a horrific amalgam of rotted animal pelts and animal bones, and is usually decorated with the skulls of tiny rodents or vermin and trimmed with the fur of a black wolf. The wearer can use disguise self and unnatural lustUM each once per day."

Isn't it just lovely? MY DAUGHTER CONVERTED YESTERDAY AND IS ALREADY WEARING TRADITIONAL LAMAHTITE APPAREL! WHY ARE YOU THROWING UP user?

Does this have cringe humor like Divinity Original Sin? I can't stand reddit/borderlands epic randumb humor.
How accessible is this to a CRPG newcomer?

You fucked up son

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>>used kanerah as bait
>literally just betraying your companion for nothing
You deserve nothing.

Valerie has lower IQ than Amiri! (It's true! It's true!)

Not really.
Not that accessible, but you can take difficulty to Journalist levels while you figure shit out

Not him, but how are you supposed to play an Arcane Trickster then? I thought spamming Rays was what they were about

OH I WONDER WHO COULD BE MURDERING THOSE POOR CHILDREN, BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW THE TRADITIONAL, HOLY WEAPON OF LAMASHTU'S CULT? ITS BEAUTIFUL!

REDLUST'S DAUGHTER

"This +1 flaming falchion is engraved with leering, long-tongued demonic faces. As a standard action, the bearer can will the weapon to transform into a +1 flaming kukri or back to its larger form. The weapon has an affinity for humanoid blood and remains slick and wet with it long after it would normally dry. If the wielder kills a humanoid with Redlust’s Daughter, she can lick clean this blood as a move action to heal 1d4 hit points. Lamashtu’s church also creates a similar weapon called Chillheart’s Daughter, which is a +1 frost falchion that otherwise has the same properties as this weapon"

Wanna hear about the spells nexts?
Cause there is some real CULTURE IN THOSE. I left out the boring, generic evil god items, like gutbite belt or fanged falcion

Lamashtu is hella evil.
Like capital E evil.
Like kill her worshippers on sight evil.

Who would be considered more evil than her other than Rovagug?

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WATERS OF LAMASHTU

"This spell generates what appears to be clear, pure water, but it is in fact a foul secretion known as the waters of Lamashtu. The liquid functions in all the same ways as unholy water (see curse water). In addition, any creature that is anointed with or drinks this fluid must attempt a Fortitude save (drinking the waters of Lamashtu is particularly effective—a creature that drinks the liquid takes a –4 penalty on its save to resist its effects). Success causes the creature to become violently ill, vomit up the fluid, and become sickened for 1d4 rounds. Failure indicates the water takes root and wreaks havoc on the victim’s mind (dealing 1d6 points of Intelligence damage) and twists and deforms its body (dealing 1d6 points of Dexterity damage). The subject’s Dexterity and Intelligence cannot drop below 1 as a result of this effect. Casting this spell creates approximately 2 ounces of the waters of Lamashtu—enough for one dose or, if bottled, one use as a thrown weapon.

The fluid can be created and stored indefinitely, though it cannot be created inside a creature. Extensive exposure to the waters of Lamashtu (such as drinking nothing else for months at a time) can have other long-term effects on the target, including the development of monstrous deformities or even total transformation into a beast, depending on the GM’s discretion (these mutations are rarely, if ever, beneficial to the victim)"

What do you mean you don't want to go to THRANAX THE DEFILERS POOL PARTY!? LAST ONE WAS A BLAST

One Maximized ray with sneak attack at high levels is still 80+ damage and you have more rays as follow-up.
And at level 15, all your spells will trigger sneak attack damage.
Plus, you are still a fucking wizard

It has baldur's gate or arcanum tier humor.

i thought that that if i didn't, kalikke's friends would have died and it would have fucked the relationship up

That IS Reviewbrah!

HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING?

VISIONS OF LAMASHTU!
"This spell functions exactly as the spell nightmare. In addition to the effects of that spell, you can cause a second spell to be delivered when the target wakes at the nightmare’s conclusion. You must have this second spell prepared, and it must be cast immediately after vision of Lamashtu (effectively adding the two spells’ casting times). This second spell “rides along” with the nightmare, affecting the target as soon as it wakes from its fitful sleep. Any spell can be sent along with the nightmare, so long as it is of 6th level or lower, affects one target (which is always the nightmare’s recipient), and does not deal hit point damage. The second spell’s range is irrelevant for the purposes of vision of Lamashtu, and even touch attacks can be delivered in this manner (you must still make a successful touch attack in order to affect the target, though, with the act of touching occurring within the context of the victim’s nightmare). The target is allowed to save against the second spell if a save is allowed. For example, a cleric of Lamashtu could send bestow curse along as part of a vision of Lamashtu, but not blade barrier (affects an area), destruction (too high level), or inflict moderate wounds (deals hit point damage)."

Wonder why that could be!

It makes sense. Anyway, with a cheap wand of maximisation (lesser) a scorching ray still does 24 x 3 (72) + 8/9d6, depending on the build at the 17th level.

It averages at around 100/104, contact hit. Not huge, but still not shabby either

TRISTIAN IS PURE

nah, it's generally serious, only linzie (and at times octavia) push comedy too often and you can just keep them out of the party or even send them away

WOW SUCH CULTURE! SO CIVILIZED

TERATOID CARESS

"With a gentle caress, you infuse the creature touched with a blight of energy from the Abyss that feeds upon goodness and transforms flesh into monstrous deformity. The target can resist a teratoid caress with a successful Fortitude save, but even on a successful save, the target becomes sickened for 1 round by the vile energies.

If the target fails the save, his body becomes infected with Abyssal energy and a small portion of his body distorts and grows hideous, inflicting 2 points of Dexterity damage or 2 points of Charisma damage (50% chance of either effect). This deformity is always unsightly and offensive. Thereafter, the victim suffers a -1 penalty on all saving throws against evil effects. Worse, whenever the victim casts a good spell, channels positive energy, or offers a prayer to a good-aligned deity, the Abyssal energies seethe inside him, forcing a new Fortitude save to resist suffering an additional 1 point of Dexterity or Charisma damage. A good-aligned divine spellcaster who suffers from this curse suffers a -4 penalty on all concentration checks. This is a curse effect, but the effect can also be instantly removed with a dispel evil or atonement spell."

You need to pass the final checks against the Forefather to save her

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DEMON DREAM

"When the target of demon dream is a worshiper of a demon lord or Lamashtu, the caster has the option of making the spell function instead as a dream spell. Otherwise, this spell functions like nightmare (see Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook 316), save that the subject matter of the dream always involves demons. Upon waking from a demon dream, the victim must make a saving throw against the spell to resist taking 1d6 points of Wisdom drain from the unsettling, madness- inducing dream—this is in addition to the damage and fatigue normally caused by the nightmare."

AND I AM NOT EVEN POSTING THE DESCRIPTION OF ANTHROPOMORPHIZE ANIMAL! YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES!

In the last event with them I used Kalikke to lure the soul eaters away from the Sweet Teeth and no one got hurt.
Did I fuck up?

>NOW EXCUSE ME MY WIFE IS BEING RAILED BY A FIENDISH TEMPLATED TROLL AND I MUST GATHER THE SEED.

Dunno why this made me laugh so hard

You can.
Just put that image in the right folder and then use it when making a custom party member.

As long as you do the right choices at endgame, it's fine

THE TRAITS FOR HER WORSHIPERS ARE AS TO BE EXPECTED

THEY MAKE YOU SCARY, DEFORMED, MONSTEROUS AND ALL THIS OTHER SHIT! ONE LETS YOU TALK TO ANIMALS ONCE A DAY CAUSE YOU'RE PRACTICALLY ONE ANYWAYS YOU HAVE SO MUCH OF THEIR BLOOD IN YOU

DEFORMED
MOTHER'S RAGE
MOTHER'S TEETH
UNHINGED MENTALITY
AND VOICE OF MONSTERS

BUT NO NO! LAMASHTU IS FINE #LETTHEMIN ALREADY BIGOTS

i don't recall getting any checks against the forefather, first kanerah ended up being soul sucked by the forefather, then i reloaded and killed the forefather and kanerah left afterwards

Kobolds may be goofy and comical but they're still little opportunist shitters. They're not much a threat when they just getting kicked around but that's because they work with what their given. Put them in their place and you have some cheap labor to build your sewer system. Give them an inch and they'll take you to a nice cage where they'll torture you for cheap laffs.

Arcanum has better humour.

How well into the game? I just took over Pitax.

ENDgame.
After final dungeon

The game really made it feel like it was Tartuccio’s fault kobolds are evil. Even the Kobold in the Inconsequential Debates who wanted to be a dragon came off as cute.

in The AP it's exactly that. basically, the kobold Tart became was a different halfling piece of shit who wanted to genocide kobolds, died and was rezz'd as one and decided to rule over them to destroy them at his leisure.

There's a way to get the chief to go and beat the shit out of him with your help. An option I pushed to the front and center when I ran it cause my players like kobolds and I saw that they weren't really bastards, just panicking because their relic had been stolen by mites and the halfling/gnome shit (can't remember which) told them they'd all die horribly without it

So I had a squad of kobolds, the chief and the players beat the little shit to death, it was fun