What went wrong?

Peach is the princess of the mushroom kingdom

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Give people any sort of creation tools and there's bound to be a few dicks. It's been like that always, not even really newsworthy.

Oh, like the LittleBigPlanet games weren't filled with dicks.

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I like my women how I like my official Nintendo Switch apps.

OBSESSED

underdeveloped?

Barely functional and constantly crashing?

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Not him but have sex

Being paid?

>not even really newsworthy.
Apparently it is for Eurogamer.

PROJECTING

Give a man a canvas and he'll paint a penis sooner or later

You would have to actively search that shit out I never saw one.

REFLECTING

Reminder that Nintendo had a team study penises for a month to implement automatic penis detection in miiverse, only to realise they had to study drawn penises and not real ones and spend another month on it.

Man has been drawing dicks since our inception.

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>Penis inspection day memes became a reality for Nintendo but in the opposite way

>Nintendo studies penises
>Rockstar sent people to study Horse ball shrinkage

Who else does this?

not just drawing them on men either, the Romans had to deal with dick graffiti too

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Dicks are the epitome of humor.

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Why are dicks fine but not cunnys?

They probably just wanted to say "Mushroom Kingdom".

Didn't the DoA people or the senran people at some point hired some sluts to "better understand the complexity of breast physics"? Which probably was just an excuse to grope and fuck some girls using money from the publishers

Not the first time, not the last time

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You got it wrong, retard.
Dicks are easier to draw and recognize, that's all.

it's almost like nintendo fans are literal children.

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Drawing dicks is just human nature.

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Those are examples of intelligent men, while other stare at dicks and balls they slay pussy and grope boobs.

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because most people that post here have never seen how a cunny that wasn't ravaged by BBC for years on end looks like so they wouldn't know what to draw

>implying Yea Forums doesn't like penises

>no swastikas

I'm disappointed.

don't be

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based

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>not Unfounded Revenge
Wasted chance

Give man the ability to create and they will craft dicks

Why are dicks suddenly a bad thing when a few months ago we had supportive threads for SC6 character creation?

Everything went exactly right.

Nothing is wrong, it's working as intended.

Convoluted and providing something that really should have been available without them

Dicks are simpler to draw and funnier.

I've never been so proud to be an American in my life.

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You mean Jew, right?

Because popular things bad, not popular things good

sony entered the market and started advertising to normies

how the fuck is this still funny to me

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how is this vile cunt still employed

Are you familiar with the concept of Penis Envy? It’s basically that

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You guys like my custom stage?

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>that fucking compression

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I don't get it