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just congealed oils and dead skin from your hands.

Grease and dead skin

>Am I the only one-

NO you stupid shit

The shit inside your pores. When you get hot it melts and moves out on to your skin to cool you down. It seeps in to shit and cools and hardens leaving that residue.
Vaginas do the same thing.

I cup my farts in my hand then sniff them.
Best smell in the world.
Though I fear I may be becoming retard from too many fartsniffs.

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Are you telling me there are holes in my skin?

Absolutely based

Who the HECK holds their controllers with their vaginas???

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Micro plastics in the wind drives holes in your skin, it's natural

Haha nice and epic I also saw that thread

Why do balls stink so bad?

god i hope so.

Why do you think it has 3 handles?

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No clue idk why i even like it along with ny own BO and "bad" smells
Only like mine and extremely feminine boys

actually had a coworker that invited me to his house to play marvel 3 a few months ago, and then when he was using his stick he put latex gloves on and asked me if i wanted a pair

>tfw cleaning the residue build up out of your computer mouse

Hey! That’s how I lost my virginity

My hands don't sweat. I don't get any of that in my controllers :)

No vagina actually have mucus coming out of them so if you every wonder what pussy tastes like lick your boogers while your nose is running.

I don't mind that. I'm the only one that touches my controller and I eat that gunk. I also eat my pimple pus/blackheads too - and boogers.

What
A
Dork

Nice porn

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be my boyfriend please

I don't understand why people would do that?
Dirty control is like a scar its a badge of honor the dirtier the better.

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Your whole body is literally covered with holes, user.

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>i haven't washed for a week
Take a shower right now you smelly NEET.

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absolutely disgusting

No.

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Why is my skin a cube

you have me confused with a lego bock person

Because you're Minecraft Steve.

I will tonight

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You've always been a fucking square.

haha i shower everyday

Minecraft is a proper representation of real life, except with less and bigger cubes.

It's an epidermis, not skin, dumbass

No, I think he had you confused with someone that has an IQ higher than that of a rock.

Now only if those girls were fatter

gamer gunk

Very rude

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They're at the perfect size already.

Can I join in?

Don't be sad, dumb animeposter.

Why is the thought of smelly weeb cocks so erotic?!?

I just want to huff some Yea Forumsirgins cock stink after a long night of browsing doujins

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It's because you caught the big gay

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Virtue signalling

Because you're disgusting.

Based

Subhuman

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Why wouldn't he just open his controllers and clean them occasionally instead? It's not like cleaning the controller will destroy it.

me too, we should do it together sometime haha

>buying second hand controller
>"cleaned and works great"
>seems are caked in years of scum build up

ever time.

use a tooth brush. Just brush it away like its saw dust.

I can’t tell if half of you are trolling or not but ya’ll are disgusting and I wouldn’t put it passed ya’ll to have no class and be utterly atrocious at the same time.

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I agree, my african american friend.

pretty based desu

haha lol thread previous seen xd

>havent showered in weeks
>havent left the house in weeks
>havent washed my clothes in months
>ran out of toothpaste weeks ago, feels like my teeth will fall out soon

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>neet
>shower and wash every day
>hair feels flat after half a day
>24 and hair is thinning
>reverse V shaped bald spot on my head which can only be hidden with a combover but immediately obvious upon waking up or if I'm at that half-way point through the day
>have tried everything from combing less, using hair products less, only rinsing hair in cold water
>nothing really seems to work

Help. My hair used to be so fluffy and nice and now I'm worried it's just going to keep getting thinner. A bald spot isn't really the right term, but there is 2 lines through my scalp where hair just doesn't grow/is very scarce and I feel like it might be from brushing/combing because I always have had my hair parted in the same way for over a decade.

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Turn your fucking life around.

even most animals groom themselves, user. don't tell me your beneath even that.

Just shave it all off, user.

I wish I was a dog so I could lick my own nuts

What a pig fat-lard disgusting shitter. I hope but at the same time am sure I won’t ever see or smell you in public. Bad hygiene is one of my biggest pet-peeves

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make sure you're getting enough micro-nutrients and eating a balanced diet

29 here, full head of hair but if it starts to get patchy it's all got to come off. I will fucking wet shave and wax that dome if it comes to it.

i actually tried that once but it makes playing games feel too awkward

>shower and wash every day
good job falling for the meme
washing your hair daily is a one way ticket to having greasy hair after about 5 minutes of it being dry

It's hip to be square

My hair used to be long but I cut it short thinking it would grow in healthier, and I don't know if it has. I don't know if shaving your head bald would act like a "hard reset" for it and have it all grow the same length when this problem existed beforehand.

I said in my post I don't use hair products everyday, I do so every other day but I feel gross on the days I don't use something. Unless you mean getting hair wet at all, but going a day without a shower also makes me feel nasty.

Isn't that normal though? What kind of subhuman doesn't?

The shaved look only really works if you're not a scrawny manlet.

Disgusting

day of the soap soon

I have long hair and the moment I start balding I'll just shave it all off and never look back. Rather have no hair than some weird bald spot on my head.

The holes, they were made for me.

Whilst we're being Yea Forums - personal hygiene, are there any cons to using bar soap suds on my butthole and fiveskin? I feel like they might be a bit too harsh as cleaning agents.

Based. But you forgot.
>drinks a liter of Coke each day
>spends 16 hours on his computer
>masturbates 3-5 times a day

Everyone says this. Then they spend 10 years combing over and trying desperately to make it last.

Based. Keep up the good work, user.

This is why everyone hates you, you filthy faggot

I've only had to clean a controller ONCE and it was because of someone else.

Wash your fucking hands, idiots.

Nope. I have shaved it almost all off twice before just for convenience.

How can you not shower everyday? Showers feel amazing