Why?

why the fuck not?? are you gay?

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SNIFF!

Sometimes people buy games with their dicks instead of using their heads.

"I like girls." - Yoko Taro

Too much ass.

HNNNNNG

>runs around without the skirt on
fag

both Nier games are great. Drakengard 1-3 are the bad games no one actually likes playing but still likes.

Who climbs a ladder like that, seems very uncomfortable way to do it

That's actually too little tbqh

WHAT A FEELING IN MY HEART
BUT YOURE SO SUPREMEEEE

Séamus it's Holy Week, go back to church

what if she farted haha

Robots raped our women for years, but we won the war, and now they serve us as our personal cumsluts.

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I can't remember a single day on Yea Forums without seeing a 2B ass or thighs thread at least once

I wish that were me.

Yes and if you dont like it I'll shit on you. But I would say its great in all seriousness, I really liked the game.

The way the good lord intended.

Drakengard 3 is good. Characters are fun and stupidly edgy, in an entertaining way.

Was about to post that.

kek

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what a thrill....

Rebis really shit the bed and got ultra lazy lately

She's really strong right?
Imagine hanging off the back of her ass as she climbs the ladder, w/ your arms around her waist, legs wrapped around her thighs and your dick up her vag

Your mother asked the same thing when you were born

Shut the FUCK up

>You can mash dodge and never get hit, and even if you do you can always carry 99 restore items

All right, my friends. You asked for it and I shall deliver. I present to you my personal commandments on the art of brap sniffing, a manifesto of sorts. Consider it the brap sniffers's Guide to the Galaxy (a galaxy of erotic smells and taste, of course).

Article 1. The smell is Everything: If you're not certain that you can handle the smell, don't embarass yourself by reading any further. As snifflets plug their inexperienced noses, brap chads embrace the smell and are grateful for every whiff they get. We live by the smell and die by the smell. Such is the way.

Article 2. Huff before you Puff: This article might seem intuitive enough, yet I've seen many a man ruin a perfectly good brap by getting his priorities crooked. Sniff, then slobber. Never the opposite. Once saliva touchs the brapper, it's natural flora is contaminated. Make sure all of your smelling needs are fulfilled before you get to the more literal huffing and sucking. Such is our way.

Article 3. The nose knows : Follow your instincts. Millions of years hunting and gathering have made man a natural brap sniffing machine. Let your nose be your guide, it knows where to find the smelliest of smells. Here, a technical note: if you've ever seen a master sommelier snuffle a fine wine or a hound hard on a trail, you might have noticed that instead of drawing long sensual breaths, they instead perform a series of fast, rhythmic whiffs. Use this technique to achieve odour Maximus, the greatest of smells. Such is our way.

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I imagine my arms around her waist and pulling my face up into her butt. Imagine the smell haha ewwww lol

PFFFFFRRRRPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTRTTFTTTT
ahh so delectable

this. that game is great, the only downside is the craptastic framerate but other than that, it's an overlooked masterpiece

Article 4. Always be sniffin: Here, we do not literally mean that you should apply constant inhalation. That would be impossible. Even elite brap sniffers cannot breathe in the scent of brap for much more than a minute per breath. What we mean instead is that your every move should be designed to extract as much aroma as you can from the target brap. massaging it, squeezing it, spreading its cheeks, whatever you can do to coerce the brapper into liberating its smells, you should do. Such is our way.

Article 5. Have fun: Yes my friends, this article is a little cliched, yet it should not be taken lightly. Brap huffing is never a task, always a pleasure. For the true brap sniffers, minutes can easily turn into hours and hours into days. Let your actions be dictated by the tingling in your crotch, follow your dreams and most of all, follow the smell. Such is our way.

I hope this clarifies everything for you, my fellow brap sniffers. If any questions or doubts should arise in your minds, do not hesitate to let me know.

As ever, i bid you my friends; Keep sniffing.

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Fuck you.
Drakengard 3 is horrid.

gay
post honk nier girl

Imagine her sitting on you haha

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Who keeps making these fucking NieR threads? They always open with some gay shit like "Why did the devs put this in the game?" or "Did they really think this was necessary?" etc. along with a pic of 2B's ass. It's annoying as shit.

Try climbing a ladder in high heels, your ass sticking out and both your knees constantly bent, totally a good and safe way

give me the honcc

God I love ass and pussy and stinky fucking buttholes

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what's the point in a jewelled buttplug

what an autistic animation, who the fuck made this

>pussy

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I sniff 2braps in the morning. I sniff 2braps at night. I sniff 2braps in the afternoon it makes me feel alright. I sniff 2braps in times of peace and two in times of war. I sniff 2braps before I sniff 2braps and then I sniff two more.

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would rim

Looks cute i guess

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I see there is another user of taste in this thread. I've been trying to think of a term for this specific fetish. I'd go with something to do with koalas, but I hate those little bastards.

>smellfags

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What do you even know about health, fatass?

It'll just smell like latex. Robots don't brap. At worse there would be a really used motoroil smell or someone's cum.

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>That tiny sliver of delicious pussy

Oh Mommy I need her

That's what I meant. all 3 of those games have horrendous gameplay but people still like them for stuff like the characters. I probably liked Drakengard 3 more than Automata but if someone asked me if it was a good action game that's a fuck no.

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why is her lips so big

subsurface scattering and bump/normal maps make any round surface sexy

>At worse there would be a really used motoroil smell

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w-where are her balls?

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she's gonna be in ffxiv

youtube.com/watch?v=nRGdEYvsxwY

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Taro knew that gamers are controlled by their dicks, and that a sexy MC will make sure his game is talked about longer than good gameplay or a great story.

Her legs clip into the ladder

>.jpg
Makes no sense in that context. Should be brap.mp3

on the inside

The fate of literally all Patreon artists that get successful. You have a legion of fans that just want you to make what you did 5 years ago, and hold onto that false hope every month when another 5 dollars leaves their account.

They're probably designed to breed in the event a living male human is discovered.

This is more common than you think. A lot of the time fantasy cannot transfer to reality.

lol could you imagine being that last living male haha

>2B
>MC

Literally me except instead of braps it was traps

No, they're designed to breed in the event a living female human is discovered.

fucking same.
I still think they're cute/aesthetic but getting in there ain't that great.

just fuck crossdressing twinks

>traps
>3D
Top kek. You did that to yourself.

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