The Switch is the console of CHADs, and you all know it

The Switch is the console of CHADs, and you all know it.

>compact and easy to take on the go
>CHADs are always on the move, PCs are too big and clunky and only work for virgins with a sedentary lifestyle (CHADs use laptops for their computer needs)

>easy to play simple games with friends
>CHADs have friends and acquaintances that are interested in trying out something that the CHAD has interest in

>lots of nostalgia appeal
>call them normies if you want, but CHADs haven't been super into games since they were kids

>girls love it
>self-explanatory

>specifically designed to pick up and play anywhere for a quick session
>CHADs aren't about to sit down for 5 hours to beat a raid boss, that's purely virgin territory

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It's PS4. How many Call of Duty games does the Switch have?

Based

Cringe

crigne

?
Cena is pushing the console because it's for children, not because he likes it.

I love my ps4!

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cringe, so fucking cringe.
based, based!

>the idol of children, a fake fighter is paid to promote Switch
>the console of CHADS

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Pro-tip: CHADs don't say things are based or cringe. Only virgins do.

Chad's don't play video games

How big are Cena's hands? Holy shit.

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>virgin sees CHADs playing Switch games with attractive women

H-haha.. don’t.. don’t they know that the Switch is f-for babies? Lol.. cringe..

Video games are for little kids

What's this guy's name again

Cringe.

Major, embarassing pure CRINGE.

Real CHADs.

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Cringe masters

>(CHADs use laptops for their computer needs)
lmao. Nice try, poser. It’s 2019, we use our phones

>ps4
cringe
>switch
based

Please. Here's an image of me with my laptop.

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Welcome back to cringe or kek with Yea Forums!

Now tell me Yea Forums is switch kek or is it cringe?

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>ps4
>cringe
cringe
>switch
>based
cringe

Typical hobo laptop user

If you play video games in public then you’re not a CHAD. I’ve never worked a real job where there’s time to play games. And what CHAD doesn’t drive their own car? Have sex.

Enjoy your censored titties, "made 4 the players"! #MeToo amirite?

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>what CHAD doesn’t drive their own car?

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Why is this switch floating in the air

>ps4
>cringe
>cringe
cringe
>switch
>based
>cringe
cringe

Friendly reminder

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Its being held by Switch exclusives

shit what the fuck i just noticed this. How the fuck can nintendo advertise a floating console

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>this is the kind of autist than tell you to no use nintendo
Yikes and cringepilled

>this thread is the level of discussion Yea Forums has reached

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shitendo shitch!

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I know threads like this are a joke, but just think there's probably at least ONE poster in this thread that takes these seriously, that playing on Switch/PS4/PC makes him an alpha chad that soaks panties everywhere he goes but isn't fucking every girl that meets him only because he's "shy"

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average person on Yea Forums

>Yeah, I was wanting to buy one(1) Nintendo Switch and one(1) copy of Super Smash Pussy Ultimate.
>What color? Why, the red and blue one, of course.

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So you're saying that the Xbox One is the console of CHADs?

Wait, where is he? What is that room? Is that just a small glass room on top of a mountain?

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Chad console is XONE but PS4 is by far the most onions in my experiences as my nu-male coworkers all have one.

The fuck are men interested so much on this Chad meme? They have to be gay in denial.

it literally is just a Switch shed in the middle of nowhere.

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Based

>Why yes I only own a switch because I'm a virgin, how could you tell?

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