Is it good?

Is it good?

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What is it with girls and horses anyway

Dios mio....

They are big, strong and very loving creatures

The interactions with my horse felt artificial at times, like there was a boundary between us that I couldn't quite cross. I don't know if it was something I said.

Horses are up there with dogs as man's best friend

Lots of girls have their first orgasm riding horses.

I find myself buying cheap games, already knowing games like Red Dead Redemption 2 contain all of the features and so much more.

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It's too grindy, I've been trying to get some of the breeding rewards since they have some nice cosmetics, but you need to upgrade your semen containers constantly which requires dozens of horse poo shoveling mini games.

Is Alicia Online still dead?

A giant docile monster is what girls are programmed to seek out ;)

You just know

...that the games should costs $5.

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How the FUCK do you tame the Clydesdale? Literally fucking impossible. It just kicks you off regardless of how many carrots you have.

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You gotta get on your knees for him

You have to "calm him down", user.

Ever played with toy cars as a kid? Horses are like cars, but cute.

Hire multiple farmhands with +10 to rope handling.

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>strong
>great hair
>huge dicks
They're basically non-human Chads.

YOU JUST KNOW

you must just be retarded. Clydesdales and drafts are some of the most calm and loving horse breeds

>That minigame where you have to put your horse down with a shotgun if he breaks his leg
For a game rated E they sure put a lot of detail in that scene...

they cum after like two thrusts

WHY IS THERE SO MANY HORSE GAMES?

you just KNOW

WORK YA DAMN NAG!

Best horse game.

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Any actual good pupper games, like the original Nintendogs, but better? Need a comfy time waster before Animal Crossing comes out.

Tencent has a game like that. You mix and match what you want for dinner.

Horses represent a strong, handsome, tall black man. Whites can't achieve this. They can barely hit 6'0. We usually make them wear dresses and make-up to help with their transition.

Lasting a long time is a virgin meme. Girls get bored of sex after like 3 minutes. If you aren't big enough to make her cum multiple times by then she's going to leave you.

kek

get a real dog or watch puppy videos on youtube

>cars can’t be cute

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>They can barely hit 6'0
Dutch people are the tallest on earth.

thinly veiled laura thread?

and most dutch are sand niggers

Isthia some sort of pedophile thing
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