Can I get a uh................................................. XIV thread? You did get your free 4 seater mount already, didn't you Yea Forums?
Can I get a uh................................................. XIV thread...
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Give me shota bunny boys or give me death!
>getting the regalia right away
You should hold on to it until there's a story mode 4man mount then style on new 5.0 wowfugees with it
Okay.
Give me cucking, or give me death!
>helions are all busy running a train on the queen
Quick, post Lost!
I died on floor 183 of palace of the dead on my solo run about an hour ago.
Did you make to the standings?
I didn't even know they kept track of the scores.
Left or Right?
neither, hrothgar are gay
Right looks MUCH better.
Left is what we will get in the game at launch. Right is what they had to edit to use for promotional images.
i'm stuck at ilvl 399 because i dont want to do eureka and i can't do savage
right obviously.
Do you want us to laugh at you or something
Doesn't matter at this point. The third ShB story dungeon gear will be better than current BiS
> You did get your free 4 seater mount already, didn't you Yea Forums?
I'm not resubbing during a content drought just to get a mount. I've no use for multi seaters anyway since I don't do Eureka and every zone has a ton of aetherytes as is.
>leveling a tank
>open up DF
>hesitate
>go back to doing side bullshit beast tribes
I like every part of being a tank except actually playing it. If fates only gave more xp I'd grind that shit to 70 in a heartbeat.
What all do you need to attempt a 200 run? I've been meaning to try myself. You basically need to use rdm right? And do you need to do it all in one sitting, or can u split it up as long as you don't die?
There's a free login thing going on
>i'm stuck at ilvl 399
What's the problem here? Most bis right now are lower.
What NA server is good for someone who stays up all right?
5.0 MCH looks great.
>tfw my BLM BIS has literally no savage pieces past 9
I have to glam the coat to flex my epeen, it sucks.
Left looks like that one guy who got implants to be more like a cat and eventually committed suicide.
First, you should have 99/99 aetherpool or close to it. The enemies don't adjust for party size in potd, so eventually you're fighting some tanky monsters in the higher regions. Because of that, a dps class is recommended, higher levels you will be pressed for time. Next, you should have some potions HQ max potions, echo drops (cures silence), and spine drops (cures paralysis), as there are traps and enemies that can apply these statuses. You should also ideally have some of the recovery potions that you can trade potsherds for. Finally, you should have at least done potd to 200 or at least the high floors with a party so you know what enemies are dangerous, which you can fight, which to avoid, and how to know pomander usage in a tough spot. You can do the run in any period of time you wish, but you must complete each section in one setting (1-10, 11-20, etc. )
>tfw no lioness gf to argue with
Anything on crystal. ERP degenerates never log off
Gotcha. I've done so much potd, so I have 99/99 easily as well as a shitload of hq max potions. I've never actually gotten to floor 200 with a party, so I'm in the dark there. Is there an aggregated guide on this?
How long until we get official races in XIV
Got my mount. Three of the seats have not been used yet. Three of the seats will never be used.
Go to eureka, maybe you will get some people to warm your seats.
And ty for the info, btw.
>I can't do savage
The absolute state of western players
haha fuck that. I ride off to the next NM rather than wait for scrubs
story?
>Left - ferocious warrior with an hint of otherworldly beauty
>Right - "oh shit, I think I left the oven on"
Gee, I wonder.
>otherworldly beauty
Gay
Maybe if they controlled like actual cars. Like ever other mount, it's just a chocobo.
>Gay
otherworldly beauty
It IS an Hrothgar.
This is one of the go to guides for most people. I highly recommend studying each floor set before queuing for them. Especially the bosses and high floor enemies. Nothing quite like dying to flood dragon's dot or dying to that fucking caterpillar that can poison and slow you and you die from like 2 poison ticks
docs.google.com
Speaking of BLM, what is your rotation like? I'm trying to get down the basics of the job at 70 but I'm not sure at what point I should get new umbral hearts (if at all). I read on some older forum posts that using blizzard iv for umbral hearts is actually dps loss outside of the opener so now I'm confused. BLM has been pretty fun so I want to know how to play it better, any advice would be a huge help.
You need actual sustain potions from potsherds.
You need to be red mage, not just a DPS job. Literally 3 people have gotten to floor 200 on Aether as red mage. No other jobs have passed 190, usually 180.
A different guide: docs.google.com
We're getting both of those at launch dumbass.
I have a boatload of potsherds, and I'm a rdm main too. I figured it was only feasible on rdm
Ty for the guides, people.
also pro tip, jump when opening chests. if it's a real chest it'll open, if it's a mimic you can't open it while jumping. however, keep in mind it does not work this way if the chest contains a pomander that you're full of, you can't open it while jumping.
That is definitely not true don't let the bad blms get you down
Blessed post. I assume you don't worry about brown/silver chests? Just go for gold?
That is patently false. Gain umbral hearts user. You get more fire that way and more dps. I could only see it being true in a niche situation such as trying to squeeze a few fires off before a boss transitions away to a different phase.
Should I resub to get it? Can I even still get it? How long does it take to get it?
Just finish the ffxv event, then you can buy the mount for 200k mgp. It goes into may, I forget when exactly
Don't read anything game related on forums.
>Should I resub to get it?
got anything better to do?
Can I even still get it?
yes, till the end of may
How long does it take to get it?
3 days TOPS
Skipping B4 is an old meme that wasn't even true when people were repeating it. You mostly only skip B4 in cases where a boss jump means you won't be able to get 6 F4S.
I don't have many good tips, single target is pretty obvious.
The event is lasting for a month. It takes 200k MGP which isn't terrible to grind if you know where to find it. You can get about 100k a week from doing challenge logs and fashion report.
If you want/need potsherds to get more potions or the items, go for the normal chests *if you have time.* you will be pressed for time on the high levels where the brown boxes almost guarantee potsheds. Risk/reward sorta thing. Generally you want to get gold and fill up your pomanders. Especially in floors 91-100, it's highly recommended to get the kuribu pomanders to make the boss fight a lot easier. As you advance you'll want to conserve them, as fighting to get to a chest can take a while.
Also on a 200 clear run, never go for silver chests. They give you nothing at 99/99, and could possibly explode and put you in a tough spot.
I'm torn. I want original tracks for the Eden raid, but I also want Soken's remakes on several FF8 tracks, like Force Your Way and Premonition.
How do I reconcile this?
Original tracks.
the netcode can't handle it, just look at chocobo races.
can I have a remake of 'The Castle'?
youtube.com
That's because the server has a 2hz tick rate.
See: NIN clipping and failures to execute below 0.5s cool down.
Eden is not related to FF8.
Well its either FF8 or FF13. While I enjoy the game they make they don't have the gumption to make a completely OC raid tier, not even Nomura. The Gaia chick with a hammer is going to be an expy for someone
Can a sub level 10 get the mount?
Eden is a summon from FF8, but people think that because Omega was a nostalgia raid that Eden will also be, rather than being its own thing like Coil and Alexander were. It's not like Coil was a FF1 raid and Alexander was a FF6 raid.
I might try to grind it out before shb launches. I finished eureka on rdm, and I'm grinding crafters rn so I need something to do in the meantime.
No, have to finish 50lvl msq.
You need to be 50 minimum.
I was wondering if she was going to be some sort of cleric class; like a melee healer. Would be based if true, but I would prefer a dps/tank hammer as a hammer main in monhun.
It'd be the most unwieldy, worthless mount ever if it controlled like a car. It's a conscious design decision to make all mounts control the same.
Post McDonald's orders NOW!
I can see Eden being closer to Alexander, where it's going to be a reference to FF13/8's eden, but everything else is "original"
That's really how the raids should be. Have callback bosses like Ratfinx and Cruise Chaser that aren't just blatant copypastes.
2 mc doubles
20 piece chicken nuggets w/ sweet and sour sauce
super sized fries
a large diet coke
>Beyond the boundaries of Norvrandt lies the Empty─a land drowned in the primordial light of the Flood. To redress the balance of the elements, our hero must wield a power the likes of which the First has never known. The power of Eden.
Whatever this means.
1 mcdouble
1 mcchicken
20 piece chicken nugget
>log in with free weekend after like 3 years of not playing
>just as boring and mind-numbingly slow as ever
good to know I made the right decision in quitting.
>we summon our own primal to have it absorb and corrupt the light-burned aether then redirect it back into the planet like Louisoix did
get gud
people think it looks like Rinoa
The general composition of the outfit is kinda similar but holy fuck that art is atrocious
lolwut
looks more like a hot topic version of Edea. those DSLs though. goddamn
The thought of driving up next to an extremely large outdoor mcdonalds menu during twilight hour is strangely comfy for some reason.
Every character Nomura draws looks the same.
It looks like shit.
What's wrong with her face?
this image is amazing
infected with nomuraids
WHERE THE FUK IS MY HAMMER HEALER?
we cant have hammer healer because of lore
Never ever
Fuck off. The next healer is chemist and they're going to use bags.
>not heavy guns/cannons
still funny
Would they be raised by the women until they become of age or do they get shipped off right after birth when they detect a penis?
people say we can't have that because we already have alchemist and it might confuse people
I don't normally subscribe to that sort of thing, but I really enjoyed the amount of butthurt that dancer dps caused.
The lore says that Viera gender is indistinguishable until puberty kicks in, at which point the men come around for their annual visit and take any newly-discovered boys with them when they leave.
Those people are correct
We already almost had it in Heavensward. We only didn't because Yoshi didn't like any of the potion concepts so he shifted it into AST cards instead.
They live with the women until puberty, then they're kidnapped to become filthy forest savages when the males come down for the rape fest.
5 more days before trannies get quarantined
Blm or brd? My blm is 52 and i decided to try brd but the skill "rotation" doesnt seem to impress me.
Is it true that blm gets fun only after 60?
They switched to AST because it fit the Ishgard theme better.
A field medic class fits Ishgard perfectly well though
Too bad our AST style isn't even Ishgardian.
I would not be surprised if Dancer got Scouting gear solely for this reason.
I feel sorry for those who'll in Crystal. Mateus and Balmung can visit their servers, while the opposite can't be said due to congestion. There's talks about Zalera becoming the other rp server once Mateus is too filled.
Aiming and Scouting are going to be folded together. So are Striking and Maiming. Screencap this.
Finally, I'll be in the data centre named like a stripper!
>a lot full of deloreans
hahahaha ff14 niggers are deserving of this shit
Brd rotation is pretty cool at max level and it's a really good class
BLM is for big dicks only and can be pretty hard to squeeze out maximum dps on a lot of fights. And if you're not squeezing out max dps you're kinda not being worth it for your team :o
most classes don't get fun until after 60, this game has a horrible leveling experience
>that face
the weapon is cool, the outfit is alright, but my god that face
it's like they hired a tumblr artist and thought it was too much and changed it but only made it worse
All they have to do is change the name.
Apparently Nomura drew it 5 minutes before the presentation. He even apologised for the shit art.
>tfw Eden isn't coming out until 6.55
why is that car so fucking huge
just like there's a difference between bard vs Bard, dancer vs Dancer, astrologian vs Astrologian, there can be a difference between geomancers and Geomancer the job
>5 minutes
Probably a day or two.
Dude can draw fast but has poor fundamentals, so art that's not on a template but also isn't weird as fuck takes time.
You will use a bell as your weapon and you will like it.
why would those faggots ever leave their hugbox unless they have one or two friends on those primal servers
help me bros i don't know what to expect out of this change
They don't need to make a difference. Geomancers in lore are already distinguished enough from the other healers. People saying they can't be their own job because they function like conjurers on a mechanical level are fucking retarded.
>SMN and BLU both absorb aether from dead things and then find that aether within themselves to draw out their power
>SMN and SCH are both mechanical Arcanists
>WHM and BLM both draw power from ambient aether
>RDM and THM both use internal aether
People honestly need to read the fucking lore.
Get in loser
Balmungers don't want to leave Balmung. Thats why its still so crowded despite having free xfers off for years.
I can't wait to gouge the tourists when the fresh money shows up
Does anyone have the Eorzea Encyclopedias? I'm thinking about ordering them. Would you recommend them?
Half the lore is "magic did it."
Pirate it and decide if you wanna buy.
thats what i'm thinking. even if geomancers use earth, wind and water, they still use it differently from cnj. they use a bell for weapons, use similar techniques as asts when it comes to divinations. even then
If you're interested in the lore, yeah. They're fucking great.
do you like a bunch of trivia about things you didn't even know had trivia? if so, yes.
though I wouldn't buy them as i'm sure someone in this thread has the pdfs
The lore book also goes into how they have a focus on magical shields and wards. Like their reputation for manipulating luck is actually due to warding evil spirits from interfering in the first place. And the Kojin bubbles under Ruby Sea are geomantic wards.
Shit mount, shit event from a dead and forgotten game. Regalia looks like a plastic toy.
>Imagine not swapping to Lost in 5.0
you can find the pdfs in xivg. other than that, its worth it if you like reading more about the games lore. good price when you consider how much some college books costs
>dead and forgotten game
What mount should Gunbreaker get?
Will Griever be a primal in 5.0?
>dead and forgotten
still coping there wowshill?
Griever should have been the primal Ilberd summoned. Griffins and lions are both symbols of Ala Mhigo. And the way Zenos junctioned himself to Shinryu would've fit Griever more.
6 piece chicken tenders
Large fries
Mango pineapple smoothie
They mean XV you morons.
6 McDoubles, large fry, large drink
What I do is dismantle the McDoubles into halves as if it were an Oreo. I then fold the McDouble halves into what I like to call "McDouble tacos"
It's 75 cents per Mcdouble taco. You just can't beat that value.
For me, it's a Big Mac and a ten piece of chicken mcnuggets.
How do you get the mount?
>talks about Zalera becoming the other rp server
Says who? My main's on Zalera and I'd evacuate immeduately if that's the case.
Honestly pretty based
How's that card collection coming along?
Do the event quests then buy it from the saucer for 200k mgp
200k is easy with weeklies btw
>There's talks about Zalera becoming the other rp server
You shut the hell up. We Zalerians are a proud heterosexual people. faggot.
That's what I'm thinking.
Zalera's casual as fuck, but I don't think I've ever seen a single person on Zalera be interested in RP.
I tried to get into this a while ago but dropped it for other things, so is BLU just a dumb mini game or good for some stuff?
but don't they remove the mount after the event ends? If they do I am sure it will end up on the mog store but still
Useless minigame
After 6 weeks the mount will be unavailable and then this time next year it will go up on the mog store.
yes, but you have plenty of time to do it. there is no excuse in not getting 200k within 1-2 months unless you're literally too lazy to do golden saucer shit for like 1 hour maximum. (How long it takes me to do the weekly log every week)
I wouldn't say BLU is a mini-game, but it is 100% inconsequential side content. The sort of thing you do when you have nothing left to do.
It won't be put on the mog station. FFXI and DQ events still aren't up there.
Yo i aint played since Alexander raid release, do i still gotta level other classes with fates still? is it still shit ass slow?
you buy a level boost or you follow the reddit leveling guide
It was only Shinryu because of omega.
They fought each other in 5 I think.
>start mateus in vanilla
>it's just like any other server
>leave the game for ~2 years
>mateus is insufferable
jesus christ what the fuck happened
Balmung got filled, so every Balmung reject came there.
It became the Balmung colony after Balmung got locked. Used to be the lowest pop server on NA.
Would have liked it better if Rhalgr was summoned as a primal instead. We anything can be a primal afterall, but people are already confused about the 12 anyways and turning one of them into a primal would have made things worst
I actually enjoy collecting the cards but the drop rate on them is infuriating.
if Mateus gets locked then Zalera is next on the list
Way I deal with that is just set a small daily goal like 10 wins on an NPC. You can get most cards within 100 wins so you get them sooner than you think and avoid burnout. I got most of my collection before they removed time restrictions on NPCs and the Random rule so it was even worse.
Man some of these pistols look pretty baller. It's almost tempting enough to make me wanna level a MCH, but no I'm not getting suckered in.
I also support the idea of MCH becoming the "greedy" ranged dps. It's gonna happen so don't fight it.
>I also support the idea of MCH becoming the "greedy" ranged dps. It's gonna happen so don't fight it.
Some idiot said it and now everyone's repeating it with literally 0 evidence.
If it's a healer or tank, just spam the roulettes+highest level dungeon. If it's a do, do palace of the dead for 15-60, and heaven on high for 61-70.
Doesn't mean it's not a good idea. I think it's better than having THREE ranged dps all doing pretty much the same thing in slightly different flavors.
Here's the only gun you ever need.
Even if it's baseless, it still would probably be the best thing for the job in the long run.
oh damn.
doesn't mch have higher dps than brd when played right
Regalia is the worst looking mount in this entire game
i wish it was shorter. I want a regular gun/pistol like the makai one, but it looks too much a like toy gun
It's a bad idea because selfish jobs have been undertuned majority of the game.
on paper
it does by far
the rest of the party has lower dps though
Short guns don't work with their sprint animation.
No. BRD scales too well with crit.
HROTHGAR HUNGRY
FOOD WANT EAT
in the same way that DRK theoretically has the highest dps of all tanks, yes. In practice, it's impossible and people laugh you out of raid groups if you make claims like that.
It seems you lads made a mistake
Neither of those are the double barrel shotty
>weapon has a theme song
youtube.com
Silly rat, Blue Steel looks nothing like a double barrel shotty.
But why?
Catboys are literally built for ____!
Catgirls, faggot.
kys faggot. And here is my cunter attack.
I wanna fuck a potato.
what if i like both
>girls
A strapon is fine too!
Mounts with less player slots cost more than the cost of a month sub. It pays for itself really.
I love Eorzea
I love you.
But that cimes from Ivalician lore.
Do I need to buy the mount during the actual event, or can I just clear the event, and go back to the gold saucer in a few months to buy it then? I don't have time to play FF14 right now, let alone farm MGP
*Available for a limited time.
During the event. You have until the end of May.
No, you need to buy the mount from a time limited NPC. All it takes is 4 weeks of Fashion Report, which in itself takes 5 minutes each week. If you don't have time for that, there's not much you can do.
First one.
Spend 10min doing fashion every friday.
Youll be done in 3 weeks.
WHY WON’T THE FUCKING SKALLIC COAT OF MAIMING DROP? IT’S THE LAST FUCKING THING I NEED FOR GLAMOUR (besides excalibur/aegis shield zeta and sandungs lux) BUT IT WON’T FUCKING DROP AHHHHHHHHHHHH
You can buy it on the mogstation later
>excalibur/aegis shield zeta
based. I challenge anyone to name a more patrician PLD combo.
Balmung isnunironically the best server I've played on because even if you have to sidestep the awkward erp, theres people who will actually talk to you and there's always player server events going on and it feels almost like an actual MMO and not just a hallway dungeon simulator with what are basically bots
There I said it
how comes girls only play as healers or rdm/brd?
heavy breeding and mind breaking
Zalera has the same pop without the ERP.
balmung is now irrelevant since cross world visiting is now a thing.
least responsability since they use "utility and suppost tools" to justify their lack of skill and damage
We already have some primals of the Twelve. It's just not super obvious. Ramuh is a Sylphic version of Rhalgr. Ysayle's Shiva is heavily inspired by Halone which is why she's ice-aspected and is trying to wage war instead of being a pacifist. Sophia is an ancient Meracydia version of Azeyma, them both being goddesses of balance, and the Balance AST card depiction of Azeyma sharing a lot of things in common with Sophia.
>few patches behind, ilvl365
>feel bad that I'll be doing jack shit for dps in ghimlyt dark
>first run end up getting a monk that barely broke 3k, a tank that averaged slightly less, and a healer that wouldn't dps
I don't know what the fuck I was worried about
>shins are twice as long as her thighs
Why has Nomura's anatomy gone to shit in the past decade?
>think I'm hot shit in my new car
>someone flys past on their tranny marble
DAMMIT, IT'S NOT FAIR.
Sup my fellow Zalera bro. I've seen a few erp faggots in Limsa lately. I think our server is slowly getting corrupted. I plan on moving to Midgar next week but I'm gonna miss Zalera. It was comfy.
the fucking what now lmao
>Been in 6 statics, one female (female) in each
>brd
>brd
>whm
>whm
>ast
>sch
Yo what the fuck.
Both bards were in 2.0 too, never seen a non healer since.
It means you have taste
>he doesn't know
>they gave us the ugly Batmobile Regalia instead of the sexy standard Regalia
I'm a little upset.
>not exclusively using the Whisper mount
Then just fix it for SHB it's obvious they want MCH to be the "More damage less utility" option for ranged DPS.
They could buff it's damage but nerf hypercharge, there's no need for literally THREE support jobs that do the same shit with one having arguably better support.
Where my /Hrothgar/ at?
>Sandungs
Why? They're awful.
Had to be the upgraded version since it needs to fly.
It didnt need to fly. Fuck the devs and them making everything flying.
That's my character
They just know that no matter what mount they make the OF is going to demand flying for it so they'll just save themselves the crying.
NO don't leave. We need all the heteros we can get. Please stay, please, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!
I got all the cards except the 5 star and Tournament ones. Kinda gave up because of the massive amount of cancerous RNG
pld/brd in mine, probably better at pld than bard though.
>Clearing BA, which is barely a 24man raid in term of difficulty is now being a tranny
South American data center when
>he hasn't been in the discord
fc red flags
>"no drama is tolerated"
>fc members hang out in erp ridden cities
>members constantly stare at you
>weeaboo names
anything else?
never since you subhumans don't play
>tranny marble
S T O P
Where are my fellow Lalafell enthusiasts at?
Just Imagine having a cute Lalafell lass bouncing up and down on your lap
>LGBTQA+ friendly
BARA lion boys are for ______!
Remember, no matter how inadequate you may feel at this game. There's always someone far worse.
>fc leader is married ingame or irl to another fc member
>""""female"""" members
>discord necessary
>parsing and logs shittalking
I have, on the primal one, which was just fine and I left it after getting my 5th clear.
>being a pedo
I'll pass
How do you identify trannies on voice anyway besides sounding like faggots
Kissing and hand holding!
Big, thicc, lionesses!
>You lived long enough to witness Ozma unironically being called "tranny marble"
I want off this ride.
based
finna cringe
Fags don't try to sound like women, they just sound like fags. Trannies have a very distinct 'fake' quality to their voices. They also always have an anime girl avatar.
>liking girls
kys tranny
Girls are the best.
wholesome straight bros being bros
To be fair people who did BA even a week after it was cleared were pretty autistic. Almost as bad as Soar skippers.
One of the most prolific people in that place doesn't even try to sound feminine at all. He sounds like any other guy but call him "he" and the whole discord jumps on your throat.
Sound like a Aether problem
Nothing pedo about it
>being this salty about a mount
Lmao
when the HECK are we getting fortnite dance emotes? square literally hates money dont they ?
How do I get this
>gfurs attacking sfurs again
Can't we all just get along?
Is this a tranny?
>sharing your fap material
Yikes
>demon horns
Yes, if you see those on a female character then 100% always yes.
Maybe not erp, but I have video footage from 2 months ago of a Costa del Sol island party full of hundreds of RPers.
Stages of an Aether raider:
1. "I'm a raider now"
2. "I'm a screenshotter now"
3. "I'm a girl now"
What about all the Roes?
Do you guys think the raiding in this game is challenging in and of itself?
I feel like any challenge comes from the fact that most of the time you have to rely on 7 other retards because everything else in the game is braindead easy so they've never had any reason to get even a little bit good. Also the fights are made in such a way where if literally one thing goes wrong it's a wipe.
>"I'm a girl now"
why is everything trannys with you people? It's ironic since this is one of the few games that clearly has alot of real girls playing it.
they just project their fetish onto everything mate, you gotta ignore them.
Because you keep replying
tard wrangling has always been the greatest challenge of raiding, from EQ to FFXIV
>tfw halfway through Heavensward
>never raided
>Terribly afraid there will be a mandatory raid at some point and I'll quit the game 5ever
I don't have a mic or keyboard so I can't communicate quickly and I don't want to be yelled at/let everyone down by fucking up.
This is now an Alisaie thread.
Photoshop faggot need not apply.
>I don't have a mic or keyboard so I can't communicate quickly and I don't want to be yelled at/let everyone down by fucking up.
You can easily clear raids without communicating.
Based.
Raiding is literally no different than the 8-man trials you've already done a dozen times by now. It's just more punishing.
wait a minute
nah, dis an alphinaud only board ya dig?
I await the day that the haggard Warrior of Light subplot comes to a head and the game acknowledges that we've finally passed our prime, relying on increasingly powerful magic armor as a crutch.
>raiders are mostly catgirls and female auras
>mfw seeing their search comments "I LOVE MY WIFE!" and "FOLLOW MY TWITTER"
Midgardsormr already proved you're not using a crutch when he blocked your divine cheat code.
I'd teach him how to swim, If you know what I'm saying.
FFXIV is literally the go to game for trannies retard
Yall niggas gay
Raiding is easy. Just don’t stand in aoes and know most of the mechanics and ya fine. Most of the other people you will group with will know know the fights so you don’t have to worry.
He looks identical to a female so it can't be gay
Yeah that was before the game started heavily implying that you're becoming a bit run down and cynical and Trailerman started getting tired.
Is that why you're playing?
FUCK Mhiggers
FUCK the Holy See
FUCK Dragons
FUCK Garleans
And most importantly, I want to FUCK the WoL!
It's where the meme "rent free" comes from. The people that claim to see trannies everywhere orbit tranny twitch tv's and twitters. Anytime I'm on xivg and ask them where the trannies are at they link to some fucking dumbass Normie social media shit.
>m-m-muh trannies taking over the game
>meanwhile he orbits trannies constantly
Never have run into one in game.
>It's where the meme "rent free" comes from
And how the fuck did you confirm that bit of information? Did you use a transometer reading to come to that conclusion? Consult your your local transologist? Did an other worldly spirit tell you while you were in a trance? Just stop.
why the fuck would I play pinkpill simualtor XIV when FFXI is still around retard
I just came in this thread to laugh at niggas who play tranny games
Will they are giving them space in their head tent free.
Based patricide man.
I like it when Aymeric calls me his friend c:
>when FFXI is still around
And you almost had me.
>the user calling people trannies is a assblasted FF11 player
It all comes together
Because everyone I know within a year of getting deep into XIV is suddenly a tranny (and often a SJW as well)
Maybe a little bit, but a wise man once said "It's not gay if it's an Elf" and Elezen are pretty close to Elves
Yeah, right after they acknowledge a year has passed in the story.
is baldesion arsewhole really that hard to clear?
>XITranny projecting his tranny shit on XIV because all his tranny friends abandoned him
It all makes sense now!
>I HATE GAYS SO MUCH I GO TO GAY BARS AND HANGOUT AND CALL THEM A BUNCH OF DICK-SUCKING QUEERS
*shoots gun*
yee-haw partner
Why yes actually! I'm the owner of a brand new invention called the Transometer, it can detect even the most subtle hints of trannies on a scale of 1-10.
FFXIV registers as a solid 7, which is about the highest you'll get without sticking it up a shit and cum filled boipussy.... but let's try it on something else.
How about your post?
Hmmm... let's see here...
>*beep beep beep*
Ah, a reading! It's picked something up and-
>*beep beep BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
Oh dear... oh my, it's getting higher and-
>*BEEPBEEPBEEPEBEEPBEBEPBPEBPBEPBEPBEPBPBEBEBBEBEBEBE*
OH DEAR! IT'S HIT A SOLID 10 JUST BY MOVING A LITTLE CLOSER? WHAT THE FUCK??????
No holy shit why do people keep getting fed this bullshit? Its hard only in a sense that if 1 person fails a mechanic it can potentially wipe the raid specifically on ozma THATS IT. Its braindead easy as an individual player who hasnt been fucking lobotimized.
unironically cringe
Yeah, that describes every piece of content in the game. It's still difficult because you need to get 56 people that aren't retarded in there. Odds are that you're going to get one fucking retard that doesn't belong in the raid and accel bombs your group.
>if 1 person fails a mechanic it can potentially wipe the raid
>Its braindead easy as an individual player
Not even potentially. One accel bomb or misplaced meteor and the 4 hours you just spent trying to get in and then getting up to Ozma are just gone.
stop this meme.
it's brain dead easy, but one person fucking a brain dead easy mechanic will wipe the entire raid. What's hard to understand here?
Miss me yet?
Isn't Bless getting another reboot? Go hype yourself up for that so you can see your dreams crushed again.
i just wanna fuck an male elf to be honest
Based
Cringe
>it's brain dead easy, but one person fucking a brain dead easy mechanic will wipe the entire raid
>4 hours
Either of you got to experience that pleasure? Did everyone shit on the guy who fucked it up?
All the time.
youtube.com
Why not both?
this is a prime example of raid tranny
>always female character
>grown man blush
>bimbo look
>skimpy gear
>permanently exposed tighs
>hardest obtainable raid weapon
>meta job for speedrunning
>Either of you got to experience that pleasure?
Yeah, about a dozen times.
>Did everyone shit on the guy who fucked it up?
Unfortunately the discord has a no bully policy.
>Fill color red -> blue
>flip horizontally
This is some lazy shit my guy.
BA is mechanically braindead easy. Possibly easier then regular 24-man content.
It was somewhat difficult on release due to:
a) beating it blind is hard due to how punishing it is
b) everyone only has access to logograms with almost no gear benefits
But as time has gone on and people now have elemental gear, it's much easier and accessible even to the casual filth that trundles in afterwards.
Yet despite this... your success still relies on people not being fucking retarded in Ozma. See webm related. So really, the hurdle of beating BA is being lucky enough to be in a run where either retards don't get picked for mechanics, retards die off early at places where their mistakes don't impact the raid, or retards aren't in the raid at all.
same
bearded and grimnir pilled
how do i get good at ast?
what if catboys looked like pic related
Lali-ho!
>Greeding a GCD in content with no DPS checks on a mechanic thats instant death
Ofcourse its a dragoon.
i haven't bothered with Eureka, but isn't the mechanics similar to Ozma in Mhach? What other mechanics did it add?
I finished the FFXV event 2 days ago and finished my AST lux weapon last night. Now I'm gonna unsub until Early Access happens. I'm fucking freeeeeeeeeeeeeee for 2 months
Then wars and strife would surely cease. Forever
But it was a samurai
Google for informed consent clinics in your area and ask about gender confirmation services.
lots of practice, planning and a non-shit cohealer
imagine you're playing scholar but no fairy, and the only way you don't oom is to use lightspeed+stasis as a rotational cooldown instead of an ohshit cooldown.
you also have only 1 instant cast heal outside of it.
also, everyone wants balance, even the tank
>Unfortunately the discord has a no bully policy
wtf? I don't think I could contain my anger after wasting 4 hours of my life. That bitch better have a cute voice or she(he,it) is getting it.
>janny deletes straight shit
>leaves gay shit all over the place
Janny confirmed /gfur/.
kys already
in what fights should i practice?
I want to get into this game again as I stopped just before Heavansward. How is the end game is there more than just doing dungeons? Can I farm mounts, and do old dungeons for cool transmog stuff? That was the one thing I liked about wow, I could do old raid content with my bro and we would try to get some cosmetic stuff. Lame for a lot I know but I always found this relaxing and fun.
expert roulette. tell your tank to pull big. you will succeed or everyone dies.
24 mans are also great as they are choreographed as hell. Mustadio is the hardest fight to heal in Orbonnes
>you also have only 1 instant cast heal outside of it
Lady of Crowns and Earthly Star are a thing.
>How is the end game is there more than just doing dungeons?
There's savage raids and 2 ultimate ones.
>Can I farm mounts, and do old dungeons for cool transmog stuff?
Yes
yes
Would anyone on Primal like to do anything together? Preferably higher floors of HoH or PotD?
i'd tag along if i didn't just log off and had any interest in potd or hoh
>Can I farm mounts, and do old dungeons for cool transmog stuff?
Yes, that's actually a big part of the endgame. There's one RNG drop mount from each of the Extreme mode Primal fights, if you get all 7 of them you will get an extra special mount, that's what the casuals do for endgame. You can get glamour from old dungeons too but our transmog system kinda sucks at the moment, we don't have a book like WoW does. You would have to store it away in a "Glamour Dresser" which has 200 free slots. It's getting patched though and they want to add a lot more storage space and quality of life stuff. There's also Savage raids, whatever mode comes after Heroic in WoW.
Okay thanks anons I guess now is a good time to get back into it.
>Viera gender is indistinguishable until puberty kicks in
So what do their genitals look like pre-puberty?
I'm sure Balmung will ask at the next fanfest lore panel. Just like how we know that Miqo'te don't go into heat and don't have barbed cocks.
bags of sand.
They obviously don't have genitals. Doll anatomy
obsessed and jealous manlet
Was probably started by some power tripping casual incompetent that doesnt even run the content.
The crystal "Raid" servers were as well.
No one that actually participates in this stuff tolorates these people. They get blacklisted through other means.
The fight is retooled a bit but more or less the same. The main part of the fight is that Ozma can summon shades at the back of each platform that can have their own configuration. Also only main Ozma does auto attacks.
Each configuration does different things.
>Sphere: Only main Ozma can do tihs. Summons a blackhole that kicks you out of the raid. You need to have the entire raid stand on specific platforms to avoid this.
>Spiky: Circle AOE around Ozma, get far. Auto attacks become a stack marker that need to be shared with the entire group on the platform. Spawns meteor adds (that need to be placed on the back of the plaftorm, and to the side) and shooting star ( which is a knockback from the middle of the platform.)
>Cube: Donut AOE, get close. Rotating orbs spawn on the edge of the platform that need to be eaten by tanks. Auto attacks are now lasers that cleave. Will also throw out raid damage and stack markers.
>Pyramid: Line AOE, get off the middle platform. Auto attacks are now random AOEs that apply a bleed. Bleed can stack so players need to spread out to avoid getting hit by multiple. Ozma will use the stack marker, meteor adds, and an acceleration bomb.
Essentially how the fight plays it is that Ozma pick a configuration, spawn a shade in a different configuration, and you need to react accordingly. So if it's Spiky Main Ozma with Pyramid Shade Ozma, you'd need to move to the back of your platform and then quickly off the platform.
Ever see Seed of Chucky?
Straight men dont know how to make a good female character
Nobody could possibly be stupid enough to ask this.
I wouldn't mind joining you guys.
Oh, they did. Unfortunately it's impossible to get video of it because it was from when they used that other shitty streaming site for the first few fanfests. But someone asked Koji if Miqo'te go into heat, and he ended up punctuating his answer by confirming they are biologically identical to humans except for the ears and tail to avoid the inevitable barbed cock question.
*Transexuals and people looking for pussy.
There's a reason almost all femelezen are women and 70% of FemRoes as well.
>when he karate kicks chucky
So fucking stupid, but hilarious.
>You did get your free 4 seater mount already, didn't you Yea Forums?
nope and i probably wont. i got the outfit and the hairstyle and thats all i really care about.
>next fanfest lore panel
I already hate it. At least this round of EU and JP fanfest Q&As was alright. NA is always a cringefest disaster, they didn't even need the journo to fuck it up.
If it's modest but shows a bit of tummy, 9/10 it's not a dude playing.
>best server
Just like your english, right?
at what point does an outfit enter slut territory
I'm probably gonna miss it and weep. Real Life is leaving me little time to play and grinding MGP is taking forever, I'm not even 1k in...
>lore panels
Go ask /xivg/ you attention whore
If you have to ask, you're a slut.
Good lord that RPS faggot.
>Look at these people that enjoy a thing, psh, what a bunch of losser cultists, Im so enlightened and above it all. Hey game director did you know people use your game to e-fuck?
Hopefully they got blacklisted by SE and theyre that much closer to corporate death.
so is it true that i will be able to switch servers for free soon?
>Article about how people use the sleeping emote for cybersex.
What a megabrain. Real journalism hours.
I've been waiting for something like noctis' top ingame for a long time so I'm really happy we got it.
>b-but /xivg/ told balmung was bot free and the best server!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO NO!!!!
I used his pants as a fishing glam.
Somewhere, Noctis is smiling.
>ever going to balmung
Reminds me of this
nationalgeographic.com.au
>Those with the condition are referred to as Guevedoces which translates to ‘penis at 12’ or Machihembras which translates to ‘first a woman, then a man’.
>When puberty happens, a huge surge of testosterone is released, causing the male reproductive organs to finally appear.
>leveling new class
>lvl 60
>getting the usual drops from dungeons
>except for weapons
>another dungeon goes by, level up,no weapon
>now level 68
>on my way to doing castrum abania using a lvl61 ghost baroque axe
Is this normal? Game refuses to drop me shit and I refuse to spend a single gil buying something that should be given to me. And the weapons aren't cheap either. fuck that.
eh? isn't every server infested with bots?
I see them teleporting around in huge identical groups in newbie robes with the hood up.
it's like a cult.
why does no one ever mention Monks in XIV threads? does no one here play them?
Huh, that's interesting
/hmm I should have quoted a better source with a better explanation
>I'm not even 1k in...
DO YOUR CHALLENGE LOG
weapons from dungeon drops can be pretty RNG yes, if I have too big a gap I usually wind up getting a crafted one as a stopgap.
>Start playing RDM
>Notice I can see right down my fem cats top if I move the camera
It's like lewding your daughter. Feels wrong man.
>Should be given to me
Stop playing any time.
MAKE STORMBLOOD $20 ALREADY YOU FUCKING GREEDY CHINK KIKES.
no reason to play besides the love of the class
Nobody plays monk, there's too much to do.
I'd be playing monk if bosses from leveling dungeons didn't turn around every 5 seconds fucking up the positionals
their gimmick has been given to most of the dps jobs, so no one bothers
I feel good when I get commendations.
i don't think i've ever heard someone say balmung was bot free i've just heard they dont spam
monk has been shit ever since they took away the thing where you could literally punch the heads off skeletons and horns off of sheep
Currently unfun because of Tornadokick spam and riddle of go slow.
Unironicly enjoy Ninja more at the moment.
>he browses /trash/
the absolute state of (You)
lolno, buy Shadowbringers. :^)
bump.
if only monks had better aura effect
what's their gimmick?
BRD or MCH?
so is it true i can switch servers for free soon?
MCH is pain personified
Pay up gaijin. Don't you wanna be all caught up so your can experience the new content with all your Yea Forums friends?
BRD, because I like classic fantasy roles
As long as you weren't a redmage, you probably made the standings.
Balmung in particular has a bot infestation. Primarily for gathering and crafting.
It's why the marketboard on Balmung is exceptionally cheap because bots flood it with items that are otherwise hard to get as a human.
I bought shadowbringers already you nigger. I want to catch up
I prefer MCH but Bard is a lot easier to play.
don't see how anything other than a red mage or paladin could make it to 186. paladin is even pushing it unless you got super lucky
why would au ra get special treatment? :^)
lol, which shitty server are you on?
$40 express content tax :^)
MCH will be the greedy dps of the ranged dps group
I believe it was from Cerberus I play with my alt there.
Didn't they say that geo exists in-game? AST is supposedly just a form/variant of it. Green mage is more likely if anything for a hammer wielding class.
I'm at 210 right now. Got my first rare from the triple triad tourney two weeks ago and I'm crossing my fingers for more. Only things I'm really lacking are raids cards, several dungeons, 2 from Hildy quests and 3 from Casino that I can think of.
Had no idea there was 252 total though. Fuck.
>jewish name
Of course
Good allied seals (lesser currency, good for ventures and some glamours) but that's about it.
The fact that you know this puts you right in the very same state, user.
Welcome!
nigger it takes 2 weeks of challenge log + 80 score on fashion report to get 200k. That's 2 hours of work maximum, you don't even have to do every chocobo race. I only do 3 chocobo races every week.
I was thinking awhile back they probably have cars in Garlemald due to some of the shit the imperial s made in the peaks. Specifically paved roads and street lamps.
eitherway i want to fuck your slutty lizard
I had that shit happened to my DRK. I hit lvl 70 before getting a single weapon drop from 61 to 70 only spamming dungeons since fucking instant queue.
I like how you'll get one piece of armor from the dungeon per run automatically. But if you have all of that, why can't they toss the weapon into it too?
It's only like 10k-20k to buy a level 68 weapon from a vendor, isn't it? I usually just do that when the level gap gets too high
God the pre-HW quests never fucking end.
I can't double weave and I fucking hate it.
I wanna try DRG and SAM. Which one should I play first?
BLM's rotation is not too difficult, playing BLM well is more about knowing the boss fight and how to position ahead of time. Umbral Hearts is always a DPS gain unless the boss will die before you can squeeze off all six Fire IVs. Recasting Thunder between 0-6 seconds remaining on its timer is optimal as well.
SAM
Is there any FC on ultros?
40k akchually
DRG
Yes. ZR.
Leveling miner, 54 atm
Should I just focus on dragon obsidian collectable while going for the unspoiled whenever they're up or leves?
SAM starts with more of it's kit and at a higher level while DRG doesn't really get going until you get to the HW level range at least.
That's still basically nothing
Leves are by far the fastest way for you to level it up. Do collectibles when you're out of leves.
just join a normal one, seriously
Male viera threads wouldn't exist.
It's just meowie, he sucks off the mods so he never gets banned unfortunately.
What is the best PLD glamour?
>armor of light
>legacy warrior
>AF1
>AF3
>ivalice squire
Collectibles.
Use levels on crafters, Temple leves are fucking ridiculous for them.
High Allagan
I love crafting in this game.
Heavy iron, you tryhard.
I just wish you didn't need super good gear completely materia'd out just to do like 1-2 star recipes.
You only need that if you are using macros.
Crafting manually doesn't really require nearly as much
>see a DRK
>it's an au ra
It's all so tiresome.
I feel like it does if it has like 30-40 durability.
Grafting manually is a shitshoot.
I've just been using the Ivalice Holy Knight armor with steel gauntlets and steel sabatons
anything that lacks a proper helmet is bottom tier and should get the fuck off that list.
Lionliege.
what is the best proper helmet in this game?
I like the Pyros/hydatos armor
I'm a fan of high mythrite personally.
People keep poating this but the lioness girl looks fucking terrible, reminds me of the slew of cringe furry art
Diabolic helm of fending
>boot up game
>catgirl and femaura everywhere
but that's a good thing
2 Quarter Pounders with cheese, replace mustard with mayo, add bacon
20 pc nuggies with 4 sweet and sour sauces
Large vanilla milkshake and i add my own malt to it
>trannies
>a good thing
>females
>trannies
?
And here's why
>female
Women play Lalafell, Hyur, Elezen and Roegadyn.
why do people hate au'ra toons?
>toons
>Labyrinth of the Ancients
>The Royal City of Rabanastre
>Woad Skyraider
>Yanxian/Asuran
>Elemental
List increases if female.
>au'ra
Every static I've been in has had a female (female) Au Ra. Meanwhile the trannies have been ninja hyur or brd miqote.
>A-anecdotal evidence
This is almost true in every raid group and even random streams on twitch.
>'
Looks alright. Good taste.
What is a tranny to you?
a man claiming to be a woman, you know a tranny. not what most of the retards in this thread use it as.
There are a lot of real girls playing but a lot of in-your-face trannies too. xiv isn't one or the other but both. Less -80iq normals compared to games like WoW and ESO for instance but there's more trannies and women.
>BRD Miqote
I never even see this, so I say take your anecdotes and shove em up your ass.
Raids are classic style raids. Gearchecks and basic IQ checks and not over complicated mechanics... the reason in my eyes being the fact that addons are haram since those tend to trivialize normal mechanics and as such lead devs down a line of making things overly complicated instead of gearchecks and a goal that people can realistically aim for.
this is why
Are they claiming to be a woman or just playing a woman character?
claiming
Most active ones
ERP shit, enjoy
Go back to xivg for this shit you absolute mhigger.
>discord