Dolphins should be free

it is proven that dolphins enjoy rape, and hate video games.

I mean I agree but this is the video game board

>morty
just dawned on me that rick and morty posting is almost ded
new season when

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god same

>anime pic
>watches cringe and worty
i can smell ur digutstingness from here

but what do you think of my mustache

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gross ugly pigu

There are some things I'll never forget from my first days in Yea Forums.
1. That one girl sucking off a dolphin and getting a huge fucking load in her mouth.
2. That one dolphin trainer on Yea Forums that shared photos of dolphin vagoos and how he admitted fucking them, he also said that he felt much comfort with them and how intelligent and full of love they were. And I have to say I will never forget how a dolphin vagina looks like, completely clean like the vulva of a greek goddess.

I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

lets make dolphin fucking the normality :D i wana suck of a dolphin haha
mm i wunder what dolphin cum taste like haha

>mfw I had a huge folder of marine animal porn from at least 13 years ago all from Yea Forums
>mfw the laptop I had it stored on went to shit and I didn't have the foresight to back it up

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beautiful story

It keeps them off the streets where they can rape fish.

>Dolphins are so smart they give food for sex
>If fem dolphin doesn't give food they actually gang rape her and hold her down so she can't breath
>dolphin rape female but pull out so she doesn't get pregnant and can keep raping
>young dolphin males will look for puffer fish to bully and get poisoned by the puffer fish toxin so they can get high.

*I mean if fem dolphin doesn't take food, they rape her*

dolphins are just manlet whales

/ourguys/

I want a dolphin gf

Sorry, you owe your life to Ecco the Dolphin for my entertainment for the rest of your existence.

>dolphins should be free
>they are not for your entertainment
Bullshit dolphins run my games they do not get to be free.

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must be fake

Just look at that, God may had made us in his image but he only knew full well how to make a vagina when he made the dolphins.

My dick would be broken in half.

>young dolphin males will look for puffer fish to bully and get poisoned by the puffer fish toxin so they can get high.

DUDE PUFFERFISH LMAO

cunny

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more dolphins

then set them free
I don't care for zoos, they're an outdated concept anyway

>he doesnt like going to the zoo

That's something I would breed
>I'm black

shit, this pasta belongs in a museum

Fuck off zoomer go play fine the hole with your dog loser!

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zoo is for preservation, you dumbo.

What does orca pussy feel like?

okay?
who gives a shit about dolphins
drop them all in the ocean and let them die there

How can dolphins compete bro's?

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are dolphins niggers of the sea?

Not cool bro, think of the advertisers next time you post that stuff.

wrong board, also, dolphins control the government wake up sheeple.

Dolphin still looks better

NOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

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>girl sucking off a dolphin
You sure that was a girl? I've only ever seen a guy getting posted on here.

Imagine playing with dolphins

I still prefer the Dolphins

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no it's not you brainlet
most animals dont breed in captivity

They don't either in the wild, where they're dead.

BBC says dolphins are friendly clowns of the sea, they wouldn't lie would they?

nice

why the fuck was this post deleted but the thread was kept up

too old to be cunny

>big black cock says dolphins are clowns of the sea
uhhh, i didnt know that dicks could talk
i wonder what they say when getting sucked haha
i wana hear a cock talk to me while i suck it haha

I was thinking: female dolphins don't have legs to spread. Male dolphin on human female is more natural than male human on female dolphin.

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What are you, a commie? If you want dolphins then pay up faggot

what would it be like to get tounged by a dolphin haha

Yeah, free to get fucked up by fishing nets in the open sea because their dumb ass spent all their life in captivity haha.

MORE

It might not actually be fake. I remember a story a few years ago about a guy who said he fucked a female dolphin and was writing a book about it called "Wet Goddess". No, I am not shitting you. Look it up.

god i wish a male dolphin fucked me
anyone ever hear about the story were they fed lsd to a dolphin to make it learn to read and talk and they had slightly flooded a house and had some woman live with it and it kept wanting to fuck her

Man, fucking a dolphin must be quite an experience

Yeah, I heard about that. It came up in the same thread where I heard about the "Wet Goddess" guy.

god i wana be that girl jhha
imagine living with a dolphin and doing lsd with it all the time haha
:( its like a dream haha so lucky

UH, ALL THE BIG FINNED SLUTS OR DOLPHINS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET IN THIS BATH BECAUSE IT'S FOR FISH PUSY ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MASTURBATE TO YOU AGAIN!!!

the force of a male dolphin's ejaculation would kill the human though

so we are all dolphin fuckers?

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are dolphins smarter than black people?

a rat is haha

*bombs thread*

Fuck your dolphins. Dolphins suck

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No but it would be extremely painful