I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY!!!
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY!!!
Play Dwarf Fortress.
Play Smash like everyone else.
have sex then
Get Metal Gear Rising
Speak for yourself nigger.
Um did you forget?
*Pulls my bent dick halfway out my boxer-briefs*
>have games to play
>there are games I'd enjoy
>can't motivate myself to play them
dont play anything for a while then
Sorry, pal, but you're in the minority. Might as well not even count.
just fucking press the exe/play/start button you faggot
but there's so many other things to worry about
Play with this then
*unzips micropenis*
just do it you pussy
dont regret procrastination later
the longer you wait the heavier the burden
same
Risk of rain 2
Ss13
play with my penis
Your cellphone can most likely emulate DS. Get Ace Attorney, 999, Trauma Center, Hotel Dusk, Trace Memory or Ghost Strick and start reading. Visual Novels with puzzles every now and then are fun.
If you can emulate PSP then there's also Danganronpa with a translation online. Reading books would be ideal but Visual Novels are funner.
Try Samurai Shodown V Special
Download assassins creed unity for free from uplay
Play anno 1800
Go play in traffic you fucking underage frognigger piece of shit. We're not your fucking babysitters.
>tfw my backlog keeps growing
Current list: Witcher 2&3. Borderlands 2 and Pre-sequel, Metro 2033 and Last Light, Thief, Soulcalibur 6, Dark Souls 3 (even paid for all the DLC but never progressed past the crucifixion woods), and Dishonored 2.
I'm going to die before I finish all these aren't I?
Get decent at a fighting game. Master a shmup.
wait people play smash? i thought they just make memes about characters.
>Wanna replay the Witcher games
>Remember how buggy 1 is
>Don't want to skip a game either
It is. Smash is a game to play with friends, none of the Yea Forums incels posting about it even have any.
Conquest of Elysium is an ugly clunky unbalanced mess but I can't stop playing it
if you like strategy games I would recommend
>tfw have a lot of things to play but not enough time
Being an adult sucks
I feel you.
Witcher 1 was a lot of fun. Loved the alchemy system and all the utility potions you could make. Definitely worth going through.
>have many quality games to play
>fire up mindless grinder game again
>have video games
>dont enjoy them
what do
Do things you enjoy
what if that is nothing
seconded
Anno 1800 came out recently, play that. Its good.
Do nothing