I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY!!!

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PLAY!!!

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Play Dwarf Fortress.

Play Smash like everyone else.

have sex then

Get Metal Gear Rising

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Speak for yourself nigger.

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Um did you forget?
*Pulls my bent dick halfway out my boxer-briefs*

>have games to play
>there are games I'd enjoy
>can't motivate myself to play them

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dont play anything for a while then

Sorry, pal, but you're in the minority. Might as well not even count.

just fucking press the exe/play/start button you faggot

but there's so many other things to worry about

Play with this then
*unzips micropenis*

just do it you pussy
dont regret procrastination later
the longer you wait the heavier the burden

same

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Risk of rain 2

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Ss13

play with my penis

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Your cellphone can most likely emulate DS. Get Ace Attorney, 999, Trauma Center, Hotel Dusk, Trace Memory or Ghost Strick and start reading. Visual Novels with puzzles every now and then are fun.
If you can emulate PSP then there's also Danganronpa with a translation online. Reading books would be ideal but Visual Novels are funner.

Try Samurai Shodown V Special

Download assassins creed unity for free from uplay

Play anno 1800

Go play in traffic you fucking underage frognigger piece of shit. We're not your fucking babysitters.

>tfw my backlog keeps growing
Current list: Witcher 2&3. Borderlands 2 and Pre-sequel, Metro 2033 and Last Light, Thief, Soulcalibur 6, Dark Souls 3 (even paid for all the DLC but never progressed past the crucifixion woods), and Dishonored 2.

I'm going to die before I finish all these aren't I?

Get decent at a fighting game. Master a shmup.

wait people play smash? i thought they just make memes about characters.

>Wanna replay the Witcher games
>Remember how buggy 1 is
>Don't want to skip a game either

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It is. Smash is a game to play with friends, none of the Yea Forums incels posting about it even have any.

Conquest of Elysium is an ugly clunky unbalanced mess but I can't stop playing it
if you like strategy games I would recommend

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>tfw have a lot of things to play but not enough time
Being an adult sucks

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I feel you.

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Witcher 1 was a lot of fun. Loved the alchemy system and all the utility potions you could make. Definitely worth going through.

>have many quality games to play
>fire up mindless grinder game again

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>have video games
>dont enjoy them
what do

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Do things you enjoy

what if that is nothing

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seconded

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Anno 1800 came out recently, play that. Its good.

Do nothing