You may not like it, but this is what peak female beauty looks like.
You may not like it, but this is what peak female beauty looks like
Levi Perez
Austin Reyes
>brunette
Check
>Bottomless throat
Check
>choker
Check
>hazel eyes
And we were so close...
Daniel Williams
But I do like it
Lincoln Myers
>blocks your path hunchback
Christian Mitchell
DORAW MONSTA CARDO
Asher Clark
>Bottomless throat
Don't say that about mommy Yen.
Xavier Morris
Elijah Wood
Too old.
Eli Gray
>former hunchback
>still hotter than the Mary Sue
John Rodriguez
Like a fine wine
Thomas Cooper
/thread
Aaron Gonzalez
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hh-h-h-h-h-h-h-hh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mommi.
Charles Walker
>hazel eyes
they're purple you fucking retard
Connor Turner
this game is aging really well
Nathaniel Ward
Yeah, in america. FAG!
Jayden Reyes
I was listing prerequisites for perfection not her traits dipshit.
Isaiah Morgan
nope
Luis Johnson
she didn't need her mary sue powers to be hot
Anthony Wood
>tfw no bird waifu
Dylan Gray
>no being eskimo brothers with dandelion waifu
Luke Moore
>patrician pick
Austin Richardson
DIARRHEA
Anthony Peterson
>mfw this thread
Bentley Jenkins
Greetings Temerian citizens, what is going on in this thr- BY THE FLAME
Imagine actually falling for the sorceress meme
Levi Reyes
god i want to impregnate her tits
Benjamin Ross
You know, I generally think of Ciri as a daughter type character, but she is quite lovely
Isaac Nguyen
nah
Austin Martin
>There are people who unironically think letting that crazy Syanna bitch live is the "good ending"
I let Detlaff dab on that bitch, and then diced him up with a silver sword for good measure. Watching Henrietta go full damage control mode over the fact that her sister wanted to straight up rip her heart out was hilarious too.
Owen Garcia
Why do all poles look like jews?
Anthony Anderson
she looks like she fucks dragons
Juan Jenkins
>You know, I generally think of Ciri as a daughter type character
and?
Joseph Robinson
huh
Dominic Foster
dwarves*
Jaxson Watson
Friendly reminder that book Ciri is really envious of mommy Yen's beauty.
Hudson Ross
just for the record, her beauty is fake. She's actually a hunchback that made herself pretty with magic. Also she's like 90 years old.
Jaxson Brown
ethiopian tier neck length jesus
Andrew Bailey
And Yennefer is envious of Ciri's beauty.
>she's like 90 years old.
95 in the last book
Joshua Watson
>Brunette
???
Luke Morris
I was saying I find her beautiful sexually despite that, user.
Nathaniel King
>Yennebrap
Zachary Powell
thats not triss
Nolan Morgan
>would jerk off her son on a daily basis
Check
Xavier Lee
Easton Lee
A lot better than the current tv series casted member. Jesus fuck can someone please fire all the writers of that shit fest?
Jeremiah Morgan
What's your point? Triss is literally a burn victim, that basically looks like a ghoul from Fallout without the aid of magic. This is canon btw.
Never trust a sorceress, user
Aaron Evans
I don't read the books sorry.
Can you link me to where both Triss and Yenn are basically casting illusions to make themselves look better?
The only wiki I can find atm is game based and mentions nothing of Triss being a burn victim.
Julian Jenkins
Cute boy
Evan Baker
Purple eyes and black hair...
Jordan Perez
>Can you link me to where both Triss and Yenn are basically casting illusions to make themselves look better?
all sorceresses do this
>The only wiki I can find atm is game based and mentions nothing of Triss being a burn victim.
witcher.fandom.com
Ryder Lopez
It's magic plastic surgery. It's not an illusion.
Gabriel Rivera
How does appearance alteration work in the Witcher lore?
Is it just a glamour, or do they physically alter their appearance?
Seeing as the sorceresses that die in the game stay looking the same after death, I assume they permanently alter themselves.
Nolan Morales
But she has white skin
Carson Fisher
Well idk, it's heavily implied in the books. Triss was burned in some war, and has to use magic to cover the scars.
Henry Clark
Charles Cruz
not that user but I did some basic googling and you won't like the answer probably because it's from reddit.
copy paste:
Unlike priestesses and druidesses, who only unwillingly took ugly or crippled girls, sorcerers took anyone who showed evidence of a predisposition. If the child passed the first years of training, magic entered into the equation - straightening and evening out legs, repairing bones which had badly knitted, patching harelips, removing scars, birthmarks and pox scars. The young sorceress would become attractive because the prestige of her profession demanded it. The result was pseudo-pretty women with the angry and cold eyes of ugly girls. Girls who couldn't forget their ugliness had been covered by the mask of magic only for the prestige of their profession.
Don't know how accurate it is but from what I gather, the hotter the witch, the more powerful she is.
And it's not an illusion but is healed by magic.
So does it matter if she's quasimodo? Only if it's passed genetically. But I'm pretty sure witches (and witchers) are fucking sterile anyway so what does it matter?
Austin Morris
>ugliness had been covered by the mask of magic only for the prestige of their profession.
So basically the same as any women. kek
Blake Bell
There are glamour but sorceresses can permanently altertheir appearance once they learn enough magic,(and why wouldn't they? You got no reason to stay ugly if you can become a hot girl ) think of it like really advanced and better plastic surgery. For all intent and purpose Triss is no longer a burn victim and Yen is no longer hunchback
Jayden Gonzalez
Quasimodo predicted all this
youtube.com
Kayden Gomez
>and why wouldn't they? You got no reason to stay ugly if you can become a hot girl
So the discord tranny cult was real after all...
Juan Wright
hnngh
Luke Flores
I'm fine with any Witcher girl as long as it's not Shani. Shani is for closet gays.
Joshua Nelson
user I wasn't saying that ugly male should become trannies, though my phrasing seems to say it, I wanted to say that if ugly girls could magically and suddenly become hot girls they would do it because there are no downsides to it
Same thing for males, if you could become a hunk like Witcher 3 Geralt instantly you would probably do it if you are an ugly (or even average) man
John Sullivan
Honestly how can sorceress thots compete with perfection?
Owen Murphy
fuck fuck FUCK WHY CDPR WHY CAN'T I FUCK ANNA'S BRAINS OUT
Carter Cox
yeah, because she sure can act.
Zachary Hill
She is so unreal, real women don't look that beautiful you bigot incel
Kevin Lee
I love when 3D women try an compete. I've yet to see any cosplayer do Yennefer justice.
CDPR knows how to make em.
Carter Campbell
What?
Thomas Rivera
I wish this was me
Oliver Anderson
Hmmm?
Nathaniel Cruz
based
Connor Martin
>the hotter the witch, the more powerful she is
Sebastian Collins
>a witch could squeeze your prostate to force milk your cock, without ever touching you
Lucas Williams
the kino choice
Aaron Gutierrez
ma niggah
Ethan Long
I'd rather take someone who looks accurate to the source rather than some mulatto just because of diversity points
If you were a batman fan, I think you'd be offended if in the next film he was a gay irish man who wore a rainbow cloak instead of black.
Zachary Richardson
*paaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPpppppppppppp*
Angel Murphy
jawline is too masculine, she's not a redhead, wears slut choker, acts like a cunt all the time, sorry OP she's barely an 8
Ayden Scott
>jawline is too masculine
t. incel
Ayden Fisher
OTP
Cooper Ortiz
retardo, we talking about the perfect woman here
Justin Lopez
>jawline is too masculine
Stfu Chang. Nobody gives a fuck about your taste.
Luke Gonzalez
Always wondered why more male magic users aren't beefy muscle wizards like Azar Javed. That's what I'd do if I could magically alter my body.
Luis Bailey
Seething jawlet.
Bentley Ross
yh
Mason Ortiz
Xavier Bennett
god I want to lick her eyes
Cameron Morales
While we're speaking about it, what is the correct term for a black haired woman ? Is it really brunette ?
Connor Perry
Absolutely based. The fact that the "good" ending involves that rich girl getting away with literal murder and your vampire buddy getting ostracised, Detlaff can go nuts.
Jason Davis
Can't wait for the netflix adaptation.
Have they cast a yen for real yet?
Anthony Brown
cringe
Zachary Lopez
>Thinks the previous casting pics were real
Go back to /pol/
Isaac Hall
>cucks are attracted to whores
Mason Brown
>brunette
You can have brown hair become quite dark so why not
Austin Morgan
please take the cock out of your mouth before @ me, its disturbing
Joshua Sanchez
I did this too, it really pissed me off that the game tried to sell me that it's the "bad ending". She manipulated innocent (atb the time) Detlaff into murder just because her fee-fees we hurt. Bitch deserved to die.
Mason Nguyen
Well I do like it, so there.
Blake Lee
i prefer this yen desu
Austin Brooks
user...
Ryan Sanchez
My god she was beautiful when she was young.
Liam Reed
Brayden Robinson
I swear I remembered it as blue. Eh close enough, still perfect.
Ryder Bennett
A man of taste and culture
Henry Walker
>Yen used to be a hunchback
>Triss used to be bacon
alright, which sorceress used to be a man?
James Sanders
>Mary Sue
>gets her ass literally thrown out of town more than once and spends her life constantly running from spooky elves
Jacob Rodriguez
You're actually not entirely wrong, per the books. She should have 'cold eyes' as befitting a woman of over a century in age who grew up hideously ugly, and is supposed to have the skin and likely the body of a 19 year old girl.
Hudson Campbell
>an ex-hunchbach turned into a hot bitch
>a red head with daddy issues that has fucked everything human and non human
The true patricians choice is to be a single dad and continue to fuck random bitches across the land
Isaiah Turner
She doesn't necessarily get away with it, but it is left very vague. It's clear at least that Henrietta intends to let her live - so at worst she'd be cloistered in the palace for the rest of her life. Far from a terrible life. I think the devs should have made Henrietta much more like her book character - more a petty, impulsive Queen of Hearts kind of character. Then more players would have opted for those endings.
My bigger issue is that I cannot believe a higher vampire would be wholly subservient to a human woman. A passing fling maybe.
Juan Martinez
Old hag. Women peak at 16
Camden Sullivan
She was magically healed, but due to the psychological trauma and the fact that magic users could 'see the lines' so to speak, she never wanted to wear plunging necklines again - but the burns were healed.
Connor Lee
Kiera
Hudson Ortiz
jawlet
Robert King
tfw all the blender guys have gotten bored of making yen porn
Leo Walker
Which is why he didn’t say “check”, brainlet.
Charles Flores
>jawline is too masculine
the tranny meme really has gotten into your head, has it?
Kevin Gray
>rape victim
lol
Jaxon Roberts
Yennefer being sterile due to being sorceress is a huge plot point in books anyway. That's why she looks after Ciri anyway.
Easton Perez
>The true patricians choice is to be a single dad and fuck
>ciri
ftfy no charge
John Mitchell
I love Regis!
Charles Lee
thats the nigga
Oliver Lewis
a tad gay tbqh
Charles Brooks
>you will never be war-forged bros with Roche and Thaler.
it hurts.
Ian Ward
based colorblind bro
Oliver Reyes
based
Justin Jenkins
All vampires are gay.
Evan Martin
too bad she's BLACKED
Eli Carter
Wasn't it implied she was raped and abused prior to getting exiled?
Ryan Walker
Bad?
Levi Hill
based
Easton Sullivan
She's used goods, user.
Joseph Torres
Yes user she's a porn actress
James Cooper
She was not raped, just beat up and starved. Who would rape her anyway? Yikes
Jace Flores
Triss is pure wifey material and hotter.
Yen is an insufferable cunt in the game and in the short story where she meets Geralt.
Triss makes fresh cookies.
Brayden Anderson
Yen's model actually features a great deal of asymmetry and subtle blemishes, her nostils are different sizes, her nose is bent, her brow is uneven and one of her eye sockets is a bit larger and she has a crooked mouth that dominates the left of her face slightly more than the right.
She's still beautiful but not impossibly, perfectly attractive (which makes her even better), you won't notice any of these details if you play on console though due to the poor quality texture filtering and aggressive post-AA.
Henry Bell
Triss is a rapist power-monger and a pathological liar.
Jacob Clark
How dare you insult my woman.
Isaac James
>Rapist
OH NO, GORGEOUS BIG TITTIED RED HEAD SWAYED ME FROM MY DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP THAT ONCE DROVE ME TO TRY SUICIDE
TRISS BAD, Honk Honk.
Ayden Kelly
I haven't even begun to insult Triss I'm just stating the facts.
She also fucked Lambert behind your back so we can add adulterer to that.
Isaac Allen
LILAC
GOOSEBERRIES
Luis Powell
Objectively false if you actually played witcher 1 you'd know why.
Carson Reed
Ciri should've had a way bigger scar. Going off of the books, they describe it as being genuinely horrific and disfiguring. Made a shitty little diagram to show what I mean. The whole point of the scar is to show that Ciri has developed from a little princess to a witcher
Ryan Gray
post more witcher maymays
James James
>THAT ONCE DROVE ME TO TRY SUICIDE
That was the Wizard Istredd actually.
Isaac Barnes
she has some nice blowjob lips
Liam Morales
Dylan Scott
Adrian Bell
Josiah Robinson
Cameron Cook
>90 years old
No, Geralt is 90. Yennefer is more like 300
Ayden Taylor
Jesus man. You're a mega cuckold to completely dismiss Yennefers role in dragging Geralt to a city to fuck another guy.
Mason Gray
Easton Collins
Gavin Johnson
God bless her!
Jason Sullivan
god those fat fucking titties.
Jayden Thomas
I thought was well over 100 years by now
Joshua Morales
...In photorealistic games, I suppose.
Weeb games can be better on it by sacrificing realism.
Angel Torres
>tfw no Yen
Tyler Stewart
For me it's Cerys.
Gavin Thompson
I'm still fucking mad.
Julian Jackson
Fuuka is perfect in my eyes!
David Flores
She cute
Jeremiah Green
She looks like she fucks white boys.
Jace Price
Just date a Stacy as she ages and needs you as a beta bux orbiter. The experience will be similar.
Meanwhile Geralt-Triss is the hottest cheerleader and quarterback kissing on the field.
Anthony Wood
>Geralt-Triss is the hottest cheerleader and quarterback kissing on the field
That's spot on. The Triss romance is a literal highschool fantasy.
The romance with Yennefer is closer to the real deal, though.
Nicholas Diaz
Connor Butler
Yennefer is confirmed 95 years old.
Adrian Green
>tfw Yen will never step on your cock and balls and spit in your mouth while calling you a pathetic loser
Camden Sanders
Ciri really isn't that attractive in the books.